"And God returns it a hundredfold," said the other vice officer, Nick Papalous, a melancholy-looking guy, with small white teeth. Nick had a big Zapata moustache, sideburns, and wore orange-flowered flares. I'd worked with Nick several times before he went to vice. He was a good cop for being so young.
"You seemed pretty hot on taking a book, Bumper, so I thought I'd see if you wanted to go with us. This isn't going to be a back office, but it might lead to one, thanks to your friend Zoot. What do you say, want to come?"
"Do I have to change to civvies?"
"Not if you don't want to. Nick and Fuzzy here are going to take the door down. You and me could stiff in the call from the pay phone at the corner. Your uniform wouldn't get in the way."
"Okay, let's go," I said, anxious for a little action, glad I didn't have to take the uniform off. "Never went on a vice raid before. Do we have to synchronize our watches and all that?"
"I'll do the door," Nick grinned. "Fuzzy'll watch out the window and keep an eyeball on you and Bumper down at the pay phone on the corner. When you get the bet stiffed, Fuzzy'll see your signal and give me the okay and down goes the door."
"Kind of tough kicking, ain't it, Nick, in those crepe-soled, sneak-and-peek shoes you guys wear?"
"Damn straight, Bumper," Nick smiled. "I could sure use those size-twelve boondockers of yours."
"Thirteens," I said.
"Wish I could take down the door," said Fuzzy. "Nothing I like better than John Wayne-ing a goddamn door."
"Tell Bumper why you can't, Fuzzy," Nick grinned.
"Got a sprained ankle and a pulled hamstring," said Fuzzy, taking a few limping steps to show me. "I was off duty for two weeks."
"Tell Bumper how it happened," said Nick, still grinning.
"Freakin' fruit," said Fuzzy, pulling off the wide-brimmed hat and throwing back his long blond hair. "We got a vice complaint about this fruit down at the main library, hangs around out back and really comes on strong with every young guy he sees."
"Fat mother," said Charlie. "Almost as heavy as you, Bumper. And strong."
"Damn!" said Fuzzy, shaking his head, looking serious even though Nick was still grinning. "You shoulda seen the arms on that animal! Anyway, I get picked to operate him, naturally."
"'Cause you're so pretty, Fuzzy," said Charlie.
"Yeah, anyway, I go out there, about two in the afternoon, and hang around a little bit, and sure enough, there he is standing by that scrub oak tree and I don't know which one's the freakin tree for a couple minutes, he's so wide. And I swear I never saw a hornier fruit in my life 'cause I just walked up and said, `Hi.' That's all, I swear."
"Come on, Fuzzy, you winked at him," said Charlie, winking at me.
"You asshole," said Fuzzy. "I swear I just said, `Hi, Brucie,' or something like that, and this mother grabbed me. Grabbed me! In a bear hug! He pinned my arms! I was shocked, I tell you! Then he starts bouncing me up and down against his fat belly, saying, `You're so cute. You're so cute. You're so cute.'"
Then Fuzzy stood up and started bouncing up and down with his arms up against his sides and his head bobbing. "Like this I was," said Fuzzy. "Like a goddamn rag doll bouncing, and I said, `Y-y-y-you're u-u-u-under a-a-a-arrest,' and he stopped loving me and said, `What?' and I said, `YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, YOU FAT ZOMBIE!' And he threw me. Threw me! And I rolled down the hill and crashed into the concrete steps. And you know what happens then? My partner here lets him get away. He claims he couldn't catch the asshole and the guy couldn't run no faster than a pregnant alligator. My brave partner!"
"Fuzzy really wants that guy bad," Charlie grinned. "I tried to catch him, honest, Fuzzy." Then to me, "I think Fuzzy fell in love. He wanted the fat boy's phone number."
"Yuk!" said Fuzzy, getting a chill as he thought about it. "We got a warrant for that prick for battery on a police officer. Wait'll I get him. I'll get that prick in a choke hold and lobotomize him!"
"By the way, what's the signal you use for crashing in the pad?" I asked.
"We always give it this," said Charlie, pumping his closed fist up and down.
"Double time," I smiled. "Hey, that takes me back to my old infantry days." I felt good now, getting to do something a little different. Maybe I should've tried working vice, I thought, but no, I've had lots more action and lots more variety on my beat. That's where it's at. That's where it's really at.
"Reba must have some fine, fine pussy," said Fuzzy, puffing on a slim cigar and cocking his head at Charlie. I could tell by the smell it was a ten- or fifteen-center. I'd quit smoking first, I thought.
"She's been with Red a few years now," said Nick to Fuzzy. "Wait'll you meet her. Those mug shots don't do her justice. Good-looking snake."
"You cold-blooded vice cops don't care how good-looking a broad is," I said, needling Charlie. "All a broad is to you is a booking number. I'll bet when some fine-looking whore thinking you're a trick lays down and spreads her legs, you just drop that cold badge right on top of her."
"Right on her bare tummy," said Nick. "But I'll bet Reba has more than a nice tight pussy. A guy like Scalotta could have a million broads. She must give extra good head or something."
"That's what I need, a little skull," said Fuzzy, leaning back in a swivel chair, his soft-soled shoes propped up on a desk. He was a pink-faced kid above the beard, not a day over twenty-four, I'd guess.
"A little skull'd be the first you ever had, Fuzzy," said Nick.
"Ha!" said Fuzzy, the cigar clenched in his teeth. "I used to have this Chinese girlfriend that was a go-go dancer. . . ."
"Come on, Fuzzy," said Charlie, "let's not start those lies about all the puss you got when you worked Hollywood. Fuzzy's laid every toadie on Sunset Boulevard three times."
"I can tell you yellow is mellow," Fuzzy leered. "This chick wouldn't ball nobody but me. She used to wet her pants playing with the hair on my chest." Fuzzy stood up then, and flexed his bicep.
Nick, always a man of few words, said, "Siddown, fruitbait."
"Anyway, Reba ain't just a good head job," said Charlie. "That's not why Scalotta keeps her. He's a leather freak and likes to savage a broad. Dresses her up in animal skins and whales the shit out of her."
"I never really believed those rumors," said Nick.
"No shit?" said Fuzzy, really interested now.
"We had a snitch tell us about it one time," said Charlie. "The snitch said Red Scalotta digs dykes and whips and Reba's his favorite. The snitch told us it's the only way Red can get it up anymore."
"He is an old guy," said Fuzzy seriously. "At least fifty, I think."
"Reba's a stone psycho, I tell you," said Charlie. "Remember when we busted her, Nick? How she kept talking all the way to jail about the bull daggers and how they'd chase her around the goddamn jail cell before she could get bailed out."
"That broad got dealt a bum hand," said Nick.
"Ain't got a full deck even now," Charlie agreed.
"She's scared of butches and yet she puts on dyke shows for Red Scalotta?" said Fuzzy, his bearded baby face split by a grin as he pictured it.
"Let's get it over with," said Charlie. "Then we can spend the rest of the day shooting pool in a nice cool beer bar, listening to Fuzzy's stories about all those Hollywood groupies."
Nick and Fuzzy took one vice car and I rode with Charlie in another one. It's always possible there could be more than one in the pad, and they wanted room for prisoners.
"Groovy machine, Charlie," I said, looking over the vice car which was new and air-conditioned. It was gold with mags, a stick, and slicks on the back. The police radio was concealed inside the glove compartment.
"It's not bad," said Charlie, "especially the air conditioning. Ever see air conditioning in a police car, Bumper?"
"Not the ones I drive, Charlie," I said, firing up a cigar, and Charlie tore through the gears to show me the car had some life to it.
"Vice is lots of fun, Bumper, but you know, some of the best times were when I
walked with you on your beat."
"How long'd you work with me, Charlie, couple months?"
"About three months. Remember, we got that burglar that night? The guy that read the obituaries?"
"Oh yeah," I said, not remembering that it was Charlie who'd been with me. When they have you breaking in rookies, they all kind of merge in your memory, and you don't remember them very well as individuals.
"Remember? We were shaking this guy just outside the Indian beer bar near Third, and you noticed the obituary column folded up in his shirt pocket? Then you told me about how some burglars read the obituaries and then burgle the pads of the dead people after the funeral when chances are there's nobody going to be there for a while."
"I remember," I said, blowing a cloud of smoke at the windshield, thinking how the widow or widower usually stays with a relative for a while. Rotten M. O., I can't stand grave robbing. Seems like your victim ought to have some kind of chance.
"We got a commendation for that pinch, Bumper."
"We did? I can't remember."
"Of course I got one only because I was with you. That guy burgled ten or fifteen pads like that. Remember? I was so green I couldn't understand why he carried a pair of socks in his back pocket and I asked you if many of these transient types carried a change of socks with them. Then you showed me the stretch marks in the socks from his fingers and explained how they wear them for gloves so's not to leave prints. You never put me down even when I asked something that dumb."
"I always liked guys to ask questions," I said, beginning to wish Charlie'd shut up.
"Hey, Charlie," I said, to change the subject, "if we take a good phone spot today, what're the chances it could lead to something big?"
"You mean like a back office?"
"Yeah."
"Almost no chance at all. How come you're so damned anxious to take a back?"
"I don't know. I'm leaving the job soon and I never really took a big crook like Red Scalotta. I'd just like to nail one."
"Christ, I never took anyone as big as Scalotta either. And what do you mean, you're leaving? Pulling the pin?"
"One of these days."
"I just can't picture you retiring."
"
You're leaving after twenty years aren't you?"
"Yeah, but not you."
"Let's forget about it," I said, and Charlie looked at me for a minute and then opened the glove compartment and turned to frequency six for two-way communication with the others.
"One-Victor-One to One-Victor-Two," said Charlie.
"One-Victor-Two, go," said Nick.
"One-Victor-One, I think it's best to park behind on the next street east, that's Harvard," said Charlie. "If anybody happens to be looking they wouldn't see you go in through the parking area in the rear."
"Okay, Charlie," said Nick, and in a few minutes we were there. Eighth Street is all commercial buildings with several bars and restaurants, and the residential north-south streets are lined with apartment buildings. We gave them a chance to get to the walkway on the second floor of the apartment house, and Charlie drove about two hundred feet south of Eighth on Harvard. We walked one block to the public telephone on the southwest corner at Hobart. After a couple of minutes, Fuzzy leaned over a wrought iron railing on the second floor and waved.
"Let's get it on, Bumper," said Charlie, dropping in a dime. Charlie hung up after a second. "Busy."
"Zoot give you the code and all that?"
"Twenty-eight for Dandelion is the code," Charlie nodded. "This is a relay phone spot. If it was a relay call-back we might have some problems."
"What's the difference?" I asked, standing behind the phone booth so someone looking out of the apartment wouldn't see the bluesuit.
"A call-back is where the bettor or the handbook like Zoot calls the relay, that's like I'm going to do now. Then every fifteen minutes or so, the back office calls the relay and gets the bettor's number and calls the bettor himself. I think we'd have a poor chance with that kind of setup because back office clerks are sharper than some dummy sitting on the hot seat at a phone spot. Last time we took Reba McClain it was a regular relay spot where the bettor calls her and she writes the bets on a Formica board and then the back office calls every so often and she reads off the bets and wipes the Formica clean. It's better for us that way because we always try to get some physical evidence if we can move quick enough."
"The Formica?"
"Yeah," Charlie nodded. "Some guys kick in the door and throw something at the guy on the hot seat to distract him so he can't wipe the bets off. I've seen cops throw a tennis ball in the guy's face."
"Why not a baseball?"
"That's not a bad idea. You'd make a good vice cop, Bumper."
"Either way the person at the phone spot doesn't know the phone number or address of the back office?" I asked.
"Hell no. That's why I was telling you the chances are nil."
Charlie dropped the dime in again and again hung it up.
"Must be doing a good business," I said.
"Red Scalotta's relay spots always do real good," said Charlie. "I know personally of two Superior Court judges that bet with him."
"Probably some cops too," I said.
"Righteous," he nodded. "Everybody's got vices."
"Whadda you call that gimmick where the phone goes to another pad?"
"A tap out," said Charlie. "Sometimes you bust in an empty room and see nothing but a phone jack and a wire running out a window, and by the time you trace the wire down to the right apartment, the guy in the relay spot's long gone. Usually with a tap out, there's some kind of alarm hooked up so he knows when you crash in the decoy pad. Then there's a toggle relay, where a call can be laid off to another phone line. Like for instance the back office clerk dials the relay spot where the toggle switch is and he doesn't hang up. Then the bettor calls the relay and the back can take the action himself. All these gimmicks have disadvantages though. One of the main ones is that bettors don't like call-back setups. Most bettors are working stiffs and maybe on their coffee breaks they only have a few minutes to get in to their bookie, and they don't have ten or fifteen minutes to kill waiting for call-backs and all that crap. The regular relay spot with some guy or maybe some housewife earning a little extra bread by sitting on the hot seat is still the most convenient way for the book to operate."
"You get many broads at these phone spots?"
"We sure do. We get them in fronts and backs. That is, we get them in the relay phone spots as well as back offices. We hear Red Scalotta's organization pays a front clerk a hundred fifty a week and a back clerk three hundred a week. That's a good wage for a woman, considering it's tax free. A front clerk might have to go to jail once in a while but it ain't no big thing to her. The organization bails them out and pays all legal fees. Then they go right back to work. Hardly any judge is going to send someone to county jail for bookmaking, especially if she's female. And they'll never send anyone to state prison. I know a guy in the south end of town with over eighty bookmaking arrests. He's still in business."
"Sounds like a good business."
"It's a joke, Bumper. I don't know why I stay at it, I mean trying to nail them. We hear Red Scalotta's back offices gross from one to two million a year. And he probably has at least three backs going. That's a lot of bread even though he only nets eleven to sixteen percent of that. And when we take down these agents and convict them, they get a two-hundred-and-fifty-dollar fine. It's a sick joke."
"You ever get Red Scalotta himself?"
"Never. Red'll stay away from the back offices. He's got someone who takes care of everything. Once in a while we can take a front and on rare occasions a back and that's about all we can hope for. Well, let's try to duke our bet in again."
Charlie dropped in his dime and dialed the number. Then he looked excited and I knew someone answered.
"Hello," said Charlie, "this is twenty-eight for Dandelion. Give me number four in the second, fi
ve across. Give me a two-dollar, four-horse round robin in the second. The number two horse to the number four in the third to the number six in the fourth to number seven in the fifth."
Then Charlie stiffed in a few more bets for races at the local track, Hollywood Park, which is understood, unless you specify an Eastern track. Midway through the conversation, Charlie leaned out the phone booth and pumped his fist at Fuzzy, who disappeared inside the apartment building. Charlie motioned to me and I took off my hat and squeezed into the hot phone booth with him. He grinned and held the phone away from his ear, near mine.
I heard the crash over the phone, and the terrified woman scream and a second later Nick's voice came over the line and said, "Hello, sweetheart, would you care for a round robin or a three-horse parley today?"
Charlie chuckled and hung up the phone and we hopped back in the vice car and drove to the apartment house, parking in front.
When we got to the second floor, Fuzzy was smooth talking an irate landlady who was complaining about the fractured door which Nick was propping shut for privacy. A good-looking, dark-haired girl was sitting on the couch inside the apartment crying her eyes out.
"Hi, Reba," Charlie grinned as we walked in and looked around.
"Hello, Mister Bronski," she wailed, drenching the second of two handkerchiefs she held in her hands.
"The judge warned you last time, Reba," said Charlie. "This'll make your third bookmaking case. He told you you'd get those six months he suspended. You might even get a consecutive sentence on top of it."
"Please, Mister Bronski," she wailed, throwing herself face down on the couch and sobbing so hard the whole couch shook.
She was wearing a very smart jersey blouse and skirt, and a matching blue scarf was tied around her black hair. Her fair legs had a very light spattering of freckles on them. She was a fine-looking girl, very Irish.
Charlie took me in the frilly sweet-smelling bedroom where the phone was. Reba had smeared half the bets off a twelve-by-eighteen chalkboard, but the other bets were untouched. A wet cloth was on the floor where the board was dropped along with the phone.
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