Awd Robbie, being an expert, waited until his bees were swarming. As luck would have it, he captured two swarms. He and Bill, with the ram in his pick-up truck, drove out to Owlet Hall early one morning and thrust the two buzzing swarms into the open windows of the house. The result was pandemonium. Eight or ten hippies, with angry bees buzzing around their long hair, bolted nude from the house, whereupon a huge ram, seeing the open door, bolted inside.
Quite suddenly, and with a minimum of legal bantering, Owlet Hall had a different family of squatters.
Bill was on hand too and swiftly replaced the locks, later throwing from the windows the tatty belongings of his unwanted guests. I did not turn up that day, for I had no wish to delay their departure by having to deal with two untaxed cars on the road – I wanted to see no psychedelic cars at all and no long-haired alternative members of society. I just wanted rid of them.
And so they vanished, to inflict their unwelcome presence upon someone else. Bill recovered his ram, which, it seemed, had a propensity for rushing headlong into open doorways, but Robbie left his two swarms of bees in the old house. They did not stay.
‘I reckon t’smell put ’em off,’ he said with all seriousness.
All the belongings left behind were burned, and Bill sold the house to a builder who wanted to demolish it so that he could acquire the stone. And so, within a further year, Owlet Hall disappeared without trace.
In gratitude for my unofficial advice, Bill gave me a pot of honey which, according to Awd Robbie, was made by the very bees who did such a good job on those flower people.
8 Grave Problems
I love to lose myself in a mystery.
Sir Thomas Browne (1605–82)
Many police officers conclude their careers without ever having been involved in a murder investigation. I’m sure that some never cherish the desire for that experience, but because murder is constantly regarded as the worst of all crimes, there persists within many officers an ambition to arrest a murderer. If the satisfaction of making that arrest is never achieved, they wish to be a small part of the investigation; there is a certain pride at being part of a murder inquiry team, especially a successful one.
During my time as the village constable at Aidensfield, I never achieved that distinction. If murder had been committed on my patch, the mighty CID would have been called in. Many experienced detectives would have descended upon the locality to take over the investigation, and I might have been co-opted because of my local knowledge, but my role would not have been a primary one, only one of support.
Nonetheless, from time to time murders committed in distant parts did involve me. Occasionally a death in a far-off town would have links with my patch and, for example, I might have to interview the driver of a car who had driven past the scene of the killing at or about the material time.
One infamous crime which involved me on its fringes was the notorious ‘Moors Murders’ case. Although these crimes are forever associated with the Yorkshire moors, the moors in question are about a hundred miles to the west of those upon which I worked. They were spread across the borders of Lancashire and the West Riding of Yorkshire, while I served in the North Riding of Yorkshire. These ‘Yorkshires’ were two distinct counties, each with its own county police force; Lancashire was regarded as foreign territory.
The victims of Ian Brady and Myra Hindley had been buried high on those Pennine moors and there seemed little or no connection with my quiet part of Yorkshire. After the couple’s conviction, however, I found myself involved in the aftermath. A man and wife whom I shall call Matt and Peggy Copeland had been watching television when a programme about the Moors Murders was shown. One of the photographs was the highly publicized full-face portrait of Myra Hindley, taken when she was looking at her most gaunt and ghastly. Upon seeing that photograph, Peggy Copeland felt sure she had seen that woman accompanied by a man; she was utterly convinced she had seen Myra Hindley digging somewhere upon the North York Moors at least a year prior to her arrest. She could not swear that the man on the moors was Ian Brady, but she never doubted she had seen Hindley.
The time had been early October, the day had been a Sunday, and the Copelands had been alone. As they had parked their car beside a lonely moorland road to enjoy a picnic, so the haunting face of a woman had appeared above a slight hillock. It was swiftly followed by a man’s, and both of them stared briefly at the parked car, then vanished down the other side of the moorland mound. The man had had a spade in his hands and appeared to have been digging.
Mrs Copeland thought nothing more about this curious incident until much later, when that face of Myra Hindley had stared from her television screen. She was convinced it was the face of the woman she’d seen on the moors. She discussed her worries with her husband, and for a few days the couple lived with the awesome suspicion that they might have been parked near a murder victim’s grave on the North York Moors. Uncertain what to do next, they read as much as they could about the case, to see if there were any known links with the North York Moors, but none was mentioned. Eventually they decided to visit their local police station to air their concern; this was at Peterlee in County Durham.
After exhaustive interviews, the detectives in Durham were sufficiently convinced by Peggy’s story to launch an investigation. The snag was that, by this time, many months had elapsed since Peggy’s sighting, and furthermore, neither she nor her husband was sufficiently knowledgeable about the North York Moors to pinpoint the precise location. They had toured the moors that Sunday without any pre-arranged plan; they did not really know their way round; neither could recall any particular village or view-point. Following a meeting about the situation, Durham CID decided that the Copelands should revisit the moors in an attempt to find both the place where they had halted for their picnic, and the mound behind which the suspicious man and woman had disappeared.
But the point of search was within Britain’s largest area of open heather: there are 553 square miles inside the national park boundaries, with hundreds of miles of roads and an enormous variety of view-points. It was therefore decided that the Copelands should describe, as best they could, the route they had taken and the sights which remained in their memories. From that, an officer who was familiar with the moors would attempt, with their co-operation, to trace their picnic site.
I was selected for that job. In an unmarked police car, I had to tour the moors with the Copelands, and we had to do all within our power to locate that place. It sounded easy, but I knew it wasn’t going to be. I suggested that we select a weekend which corresponded to their first visit, i.e. during early October, because the colours, the contours and even the sunlight would make conditions almost identical to that first visit. This was agreed.
At dawn one Sunday morning in October, therefore, Durham CID ferried the Copelands to Guisborough, a market town on the northern tip of the moors. I drove there to meet them.
I had been allowed to use Sergeant Blaketon’s official car, immaculate in its black livery. He had checked the milometer, the tyres, the water and oil, and he had also noted there was not a scratch or patch of dirt on his vehicle.
‘I want my car back in this condition, Rhea,’ he reminded me as I drove off.
Armed with maps, books and photographs of the moors, I met my companions for the day and, over a coffee in a small café, we tried to identify their route. They had enjoyed a coffee in this very café on that other visit, which made it a perfect starting-point. As a rare treat, I could pay for their coffee from official funds, because I had been issued with a small sum of money towards our subsistence for the day.
Having met this sincere couple, I was looking forward to the task. The Copelands were in their late thirties or early forties and were a genuine, down-to-earth man and woman who had found themselves in a curious situation. I did my best to assure them that they were not wasting their time or mine, for that worry seemed uppermost in their minds. I’m sure I convinced them that we considered a reconstruct
ion of their experience meritworthy, otherwise we should not have agreed to undertake this journey.
Having thoroughly discussed our plans, we sallied forth across the splendid moors. There is no need to repeat all the details of that long and somewhat arduous trip, save to say that we covered every mile of main road within the moors and a good many leagues upon minor roads. We examined every picnic site and halting-place that I knew; we stopped, we reversed, we retraced our steps, we motored down lanes and byways and we examined mounds and bumps from every conceivable angle. We explored every possible site from every possible position. We lunched at a lovely pub and enjoyed coffees, ice-creams and soft drinks as, from time to time, we needed a break and refreshment.
As darkness fell we had not positively identified the location. We had found several ‘possibles’ which we marked on the Ordnance Survey map, but none proved, without doubt, to be the place where Peggy believed she had set eyes on Myra Hindley. Because darkness prevented any further exploration, I now had the task of driving my charges back to Peterlee, and it was with some sadness at our lack of success that I left the moors for that journey half-way through County Durham.
Upon arrival at the Copelands’ neat little house, I was invited in; we organized some fish and chips for ourselves. I met their 15-year-old son, Paul, as we shared the table over our succulent meal. Never have fish and chips tasted so good. We discussed our trip, always trying just one more avenue in the hope we would produce an answer, but we did not. I assured them that, in my own future journeys over the moors, I would forever be alert to any possible location.
After I’d eaten, Peggy and Matt insisted I visit their son’s pride and joy. I went through the back door of the house and found myself in a long, narrow extension which reeked of mice. There were hundreds of them – white mice galore, large ones, little ones, old ones and young ones, grey ones and pure white ones, mottled ones and spotty ones … I had never seen so many mice in one place. They were all in cages with wire fronts, all gnawing at titbits and all seeming content. Having dutifully admired them, I prepared to say my farewells and thank-yous. But as I hovered in the doorway, Peggy bade me a fond goodbye and handed me a memento of my day’s duty – a small wooden cage containing two white mice! It had a glass front and two compartments, one filled with hay for sleeping upon and the other equipped with a treadmill for exercise. A tiny hole separated the two. My new friends were sniffing at me from their bedroom.
‘No, really, I can’t …’ I said, thinking of Mary’s reaction when I returned home.
‘We’d like you to have them,’ she said with the utmost sincerity. ‘It’s a small way of thanking you for your patience and time today. We really did enjoy the outing, even if we didn’t find the place.’
I did not have the heart to refuse this gift, and so I placed my two mice on the floor of the police car, bade the Copelands farewell and set about the sixty-mile drive home. The mice squeaked from time to time but I returned to Ashfordly police station with car and mice intact. Sergeant Blaketon was waiting for me. His first task was to stalk around the car to examine it for dents, damage and dirt.
‘Rhea, this car is like a midden! Look at it! Mud from fore to aft, mud as high as the roof, and mud thick enough to plant potatoes in. Where the hell have you been?’
‘The moors, Sergeant, searching for evidence of a serious crime. The moorland tracks can be dirty, you know …’
He grumbled at length about the mud but found no damage. I followed him into the office to make my report. He listened with deep interest as I outlined every mile of my journey, with a glowing account of what we had discovered and a factual account of what we had not traced. From time to time, he quizzed me on portions of the trek which I might have omitted or forgotten, but I gained the impression he was satisfied with the outcome. He concluded the interview by saying I would have to clean the car in the morning. I assured him I would come to Ashfordly first thing – and conveniently forget to remind him that tomorrow was my day off. If he insisted I wash the car tomorrow, he’d have to authorize my overtime.
On this strange day, our duty had been done – we had examined the claim put forward by the Copelands, but it had proved of no value to the detectives engaged on the Moors Murder inquiry.
Before I left the office, Blaketon, in an uncharacteristic show of gratitude, said, ‘Well done, Rhea. Submit a detailed written report as soon as you can. Include everything. I’ll authorize overtime payment for today’s duty. You’ve put in some long hours and I trust they were worthwhile.’
‘I think so, Sergeant.’
‘So, having spent an entire day with the Copelands, what do you make of them?’
‘They were genuine in their belief,’ I said. ‘I like them, they were good people.’
‘Are you saying we’ve some murder victims buried on our patch?’ he put to me.
‘No,’ I said. ‘I’m saying I believe Mr and Mrs Copeland were honest in their actions. I truly believe Mrs Copeland thought she had seen Myra Hindley. Whether she did is another matter; that’s something I can’t answer.’
‘We’ll send your report to Durham CID, and they’ll get in touch with the murder team. You realize you might have to do the whole thing again?’
‘I’ll do it, if it’s necessary,’ I assured him, adding that it might have to wait until next year in the same season, due to the appearance of the landscape and the light.
‘Good man. Well, young Rhea, let’s get you home to Aidensfield. It’s late.’
As he settled in the driving-seat to ferry me home, I climbed into the passenger side of his official car and lifted the mouse cage onto my lap.
‘What the hell have you got there, Rhea? It pongs a good deal, I might say.’
‘A pair of white mice, Sergeant,’ I said inanely.
‘You mean this is the result of your day’s duty on a major murder investigation? You mean that you’ve nothing more to show for it than a pair of white mice?’
He was staring straight ahead in the darkness as he started the engine, so I could not see the expression on his face. Was he angry or was he winding me up?
‘It is one outcome,’ I had to stand my corner. ‘A bit of light relief after a hard day. Mr and Mrs Copeland thought the children would like them.’
‘I should imagine they would.’ Then he chuckled. ‘But what’s your wife going to think? Who’s going to clean them out? Who’s going to feed them, Rhea? And are they male and female? If they are, my lad, you’ll have millions of mice before you have time to find a cat …’
He went on and on about the drawbacks of keeping pet mice as he drove me back to Aidensfield.
When I arrived, the house was in darkness. Mary and the children were in bed, and all were fast asleep. I crept in, clutching the cage and its two cheerful inhabitants, and placed them on a shelf in the kitchen. I fed them supper from the mixture of grains and nuts given to me by Paul Copeland, covered the cage with a duster to keep out the draughts and crawled upstairs to bed. I was exhausted and fell into a deep sleep within seconds.
Next morning Mary awoke before me and trotted downstairs. Her loud shrieks soon aroused me.
Half asleep, I rushed down, forgetting the mice and thinking something awful had happened. I found Mary in the kitchen with the duster in her hands as she stared in astonishment at the two bright-eyed mice.
‘What on earth are these?’ she demanded.
‘Presents,’ I said. ‘For the children.’
‘Oh no, they’re not,’ she retorted. ‘Just you get rid of those this very morning!’
She went on at some length, but the children had heard the commotion and came downstairs to see what was happening. All of them fell heavily and immediately in love with the mice. Amid much persuasion, Mary allowed us to keep them and soon grew fond of their presence, even if they did become a wee bit pungent at times. Happily, they were of the same sex, although I’m not sure which, so they did not reproduce. They lived on that shelf for many years, g
rowing gracefully old, as pet mice do, while enjoying the occasional romp around the house. I did not think that naming them Ian and Myra was at all correct, neither was Matt and Peggy, and so, for reasons which escape me, we called them Ebb and Flo.
But we never undertook a further search of the North York Moors, nor did I ever learn whether the murder team had examined any of the possible sites we had identified. The mystery of Peggy Copeland’s unusual sighting remains unresolved.
Another murder mystery was even more curious.
The date was 8 June when a postman hurried into Ashfordly police station; it was around 10 a.m., and by chance I was in the office.
He told me that that morning, while on his rounds, he’d been driving past a clump of pine trees on the moors behind Ashfordly when he’d noticed a small wooden cross planted in the earth. It had not been there before that day. It was adorned with ribbons, and the turf and soil beside it had been newly dug over. I asked him for a precise location and he showed me on an Ordnance Survey map. The clump of trees was beside a lonely moorland road which led through Lairsbeck to serve a few isolated farms before petering out upon the heights of the moors.
I thanked him and decided to have a look at the scene before taking any further action. I found it just as he had described. The cross stood about two feet high and had been fashioned from two hazel twigs. White ribbons dangled from the arms, and it stood within a circle of some two dozen pine trees, with not a cottage or farm in sight. The cross was firmly upright in a thick grassy patch, and immediately in front of it was a small area of recently dug earth. My own guess was that the earth was very fresh – it might even have been dug over that morning; certainly it was not more than a day or two old. It was the size of a human grave, not one small enough for a cat or a dog. Remaining at the site, I radioed the control room at Eltering and outlined the situation. Sergeant Bairstow said he would liaise with me at the scene, his estimated time of arrival being half an hour. I was instructed to wait and not touch anything.
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