by J. L. Abramo
MAMA TRIED
Crime Fiction Inspired By
Outlaw Country Music – vol. 1
Edited by
James R. Tuck
Compilation Copyright © 2016 by James R. Tuck
Story Copyrights © 2016 by Individual Authors
All rights reserved. No part of the book may be reproduced in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means, including information storage and retrieval systems, without permission in writing from the publisher, except by a reviewer who may quote brief passages in a review.
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The characters and events in this book are fictitious. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental and not intended by the author.
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
A Word from the Editor
James R. Tuck
Whiskey River
Charles R. Rutledge
L.A. Freeway
J.L. Abramo
Branded Man
Mel Odom
Pardon Me (I’ve Got Some One to Kill)
Eric Beetner
Seven Spanish Angels
Riley Miller
Jolene
Grant Jerkins
I’m the Only Hell My Mama Ever Raised
Eryk Pruitt
God’s Gonna Cut You Down
Jay Requard
Ain’t Livin’ Long Like This
Bobby Nash
Danger and Dread
Delilah S. Dawson
Ain’t No Grave
Ryan Sayles
Copperhead Road
Ken Lizzi
Drunken Poet’s Dream
Trey R. Barker
Just Along for the Ride
Michael Bunker
Blood Red and Going’ Down
Tommy Hancock
Delia’s Gone
James A. Moore
Don’t You Think This Outlaw Shit’s Gotten Out of Hand?
Levi Black
Snake Farm
Les Edgerton
Truth or Consequences (Waitin’ Round to Die)
Christa Faust
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Dedicated to Willie, Waylon, and the boys. You all lived lives to be envious of. Outlaws ride or die to the end.
A WORD FROM THE EDITOR
I sit and write this on the day of Merle Haggard’s death and, dammit, another good one gone.
This anthology you hold began as a random Facebook post by me saying, basically, “Someone should do a crime fiction anthology based on outlaw country songs called MAMA TRIED so I can write a story for it.” You see, Intrepid Reader, I grew up on country music. The first twelve or so years of my life I really didn’t know there was any other kind of music, so this shit is formative for me. I love it and I love crime fiction and the two marry together really well. Crime Fiction and Country Music have one thing in common: Outlaws. Sometimes it’s hardened criminals: murders, thieves, and convicts. Sometimes it’s just a poor fool driven to the edge by hard times, hard drinking, or a hard lover. The songs and the stories evoke the same noir feeling.
So I hit post, thought nothing else about it, and went back about my business. I come back to Facebook to find that the status has seen some action. Serious action. I had a list of completely badass writers saying that they would put a story in that anthology if it existed.
Serious. Badass. Writers.
The amount of interest generated made me decide that this project had to become a real thing so I cleared my schedule and began working on it. Bouchercon 2015 happened and Eric at Down & Out Books caught me and said he really wanted to work together soon. I had MAMA TRIED almost ready for launch and Down & Out was a perfect home for it. Eric said yes and boom, bang, pow; the work began in earnest.
Writers were contacted, stories arranged, and then it was a matter of waiting.
Then the stories began coming in.
And, holy hell, were they awesome.
I have been a part of many anthologies, both as a contributor and editor, and this one is something special. You have a group of great stories by some incredible authors that will put the same smile on your face as it did mine when I got them.
Enjoy this anthology and raise a glass to the singers and writers who made this shit happen.
—James R. Tuck
Back to TOC
WHISKEY RIVER
Charles R. Rutledge
All Wade Griffin wanted was a cup of coffee. A late night ride, on his way back to Wellman, Georgia, from Chattanooga, had left him tired and annoyed. He had tracked down a runaway teenager and let the parents know where the kid was, then hung around until the parents arrived to make sure the boy didn’t rabbit. Mom and Dad had taken their sweet time about showing up. Griffin probably should have just gotten a hotel room and stayed the night, but he was tired of Tennessee and tired of people in general.
Thankfully the Waffle House next to a truck stop on the state border was mostly deserted. No giggling groups of teenagers. No drunks waxing philosophic through a haze of alcohol and regret. Just Willie on the jukebox and a lone truck driver a couple of tables over, paging through a bass fishing magazine.
Then the woman walked in.
Tall. Built. Wearing snug jeans and a top that managed to show both generous cleavage and a dangerous amount of tanned midriff. A trucker’s wet dream and the trucker was definitely smitten, his fishing magazine forgotten.
Griffin was careful not to make eye contact. If the woman was looking for company, he wasn’t interested. He needn’t have worried. She made a beeline for the trucker’s table, and slid into the booth across from the guy without waiting to be asked.
Something was amiss. The woman was way too clean and way too attractive to be a truck stop whore. Also, her clothes were a little skimpy for the weather. What did she want with bass boy? Griffin noted that he was thinking like a private detective and nobody was paying him. Hell, maybe bass boy knew the woman. Not Griffin’s problem in any case.
Griffin turned his attention back to his third cup of coffee and what was left of a slice of chocolate pie. He thought about calling his girlfriend, Charon, but she was likely asleep by now. He glanced at the windows. Outside a drizzling rain was falling, making the world beyond the glass indistinct, an impressionistic painting on black velvet.
Griffin heard the sound of an eighteen wheeler firing up. There had only been the one truck in the parking lot and no other vehicles had arrived since Griffin had been at the restaurant. He looked over at the other table and saw that the driver was still talking to the woman. She had her arms crossed on the table and was leaning forward so that her cleavage strained for freedom. Bass boy was enthralled.
And someone was stealing his truck. Griffin stood up and started toward the table.
“Sit back down, big guy,” the woman said, raising a shiny silver snub nose .38 just above the level of the table.
Griffin sat down.
Bass boy’s eyes goggled. He said, “Hey now.”
“Shhh, honey,” the woman said. “Let’
s just sit here quietly for a few minutes. You can keep staring at my tits if it makes you happy.”
Griffin had his .357 in a shoulder holster inside his jacket. He had little doubt that he could reach it now that he was out of the direct line of fire, but he didn’t think shooting up the interior of the Waffle House was a good idea. Too many civilians.
The woman lowered the .38 below the table again. The restaurant staff was oblivious to the little drama in their midst. After about five minutes the woman slid out of the booth. She kept the gun down by one leg. She said, “Don’t try to follow me out. I’m a pretty good shot.”
The woman walked quickly to the door, her high heels clicking on the tile. Griffin stood up the second she was out the door and headed for the parking lot.
“Hey, wait!” bass boy called. “She said she’d shoot us if we followed.”
Griffin drew the .357 as he reached the door. “She’s welcome to try.”
The woman had parked close and she was closing the door on a red Honda as Griffin stepped into the parking lot. The Honda slid out of the parking space and burned rubber toward the exit. Much for the same reason he hadn’t drawn his gun inside the Waffle House, Griffin didn’t try to shoot the car’s tires. Too many variables. He also didn’t consider a stolen truck that wasn’t his worth killing someone over.
Instead he hurried to his pickup truck and climbed in. As he turned the ignition, bass boy came running toward him. Griffin rolled the window down.
“Are you going after her?” bass boy said.
“Yeah, thought I might.”
“Shouldn’t we call the cops?”
“Feel free. By the time they get here she’ll be long gone.”
“I’m coming too then.”
“Might not be a good idea.”
“I’m an ex-con, man. I lose this cargo and it’s my ass. I’ll never get another job.”
Griffin nodded, “All right. Get in.”
Bass boy went around to the passenger side and got in. After thirty seconds or so had passed, he said, “Aren’t you going after her?”
Griffin said, “I’m giving her a little space. If she realizes we’re following her, she might try to lead us away from her whoever took your truck.”
“What if you lose her?”
“I won’t lose her. I’ve done this before.”
“You a cop?”
“Private.”
“Like Thomas Magnum.”
“Exactly like that, yeah.”
“You sure you shouldn’t go after her?”
Griffin said, “You got a name?”
“Clay Travis.”
“Clay, if you don’t shut up I’m going to throw you out of this truck.”
Clay shut up. Griffin gave it a little more time, then pulled out. He had seen the direction the woman was going and he headed that way. She hadn’t gotten on to the interstate, but instead had taken a two-lane road.
There wasn’t much traffic and it didn’t take long for Griffin to catch up. He had noted that she had a rear brake light out and it made it easy to spot the car. There were two more cars between Griffin and the woman and he let them stay there. Hopefully she hadn’t noticed his truck in the parking lot. He didn’t think it likely.
Clay said. “I know you told me to shut up, mister, but why are you doing this? This ain’t your problem and she has a gun.”
Truthfully Griffin hadn’t thought much about it. He had a tendency to act and then think about it later. Part of it was that he had been a cop for a lot of years and he still tended to think that way. Bad guys run. You chase them. Part of it was just that he enjoyed the action. Griffin’s business cards read private detective, but his real work was as a mercenary. Or had been until recently. He was trying to settle down some. So far it wasn’t working.
And the last bit, he suspected, was that he just didn’t like anyone pointing a gun at him. That made it personal. Griffin didn’t respond well to threats. You point a gun at him and you were going too sure as hell regret it. What he finally said was, “What were you hauling?”
“Believe it or not,” Clay said, “about eighty thousand dollars’ worth of designer whiskey.”
“That’s a lot of whiskey.”
“Not as much as you think. Stuff’s like twenty years old. People will pay a mint for it on the black market from what I hear. Some of it can bring like a grand a bottle.”
That explained the precision of the heist. This wasn’t a nickel and dime truck theft. The woman and her compatriot or compatriots had known what they were stealing. The woman had been sent in as a distraction while the other thieves broke into the truck. If there had been a few more trucks in the parking lot, Griffin knew that he probably wouldn’t have noticed the big rig starting up. The crooks had just been unlucky.
It also made it likely that the hijackers had someone on the inside. They had known the truck’s route and stops the driver was likely to make, or maybe they had been following him.
Griffin saw the single brake light and then the Honda pulled off onto a side road. This was the hard part. There had been traffic to hide behind so far, but no one else took the side road. As Griffin made the turn he spotted an old sign that said read Dead End. He pulled the truck onto the side of the road and turned off the headlights.
Ahead he could see the lights of the Honda through the trees. They didn’t go far before stopping. Griffin said, “This must be where they stashed your truck. Pretty smart. Get it off the road quickly.”
“What do we do now?”
“You stay here. I’m going in on foot.”
“Why can’t I go with you?”
“The woman had a gun, as you noted. I’m sure her friends do too. Still want to go?”
Clay said, “No. I still think we should call the cops.”
“I agree. Call and give them our location.”
The smart thing to do would just be to sit there and wait for the local law. But there was still the matter of the babe with the gun. Griffin got out of the truck. The drizzling rain was still falling and the cloud cover made the night as dark as a witch’s hate. That allowed Griffin to see a faint light through the trees. He headed toward that, moving as carefully as he could. The road, which apparently was more of a driveway, was cracked and full of potholes.
After he had gone several hundred yards, Griffin could see the light seeping out of the edges of a big door. He could just make out the outline of what looked to be an old barn. A great place to hide an eighteen wheeler for a short time. These crooks really were prepared.
This close, the light from inside made the ground visible enough that Griffin was able to move silently up to the door, or doors, as it turned out. Griffin put one eye to the crack of the double doors. The truck was inside all right. Someone had backed it in and detached the trailer from the cab. Griffin didn’t see any sign of the original cab, it may have been tucked away around the barn, but there was another one parked, idling and ready to be hooked up. A fresh license plate, the new cab, and maybe a little more camouflage, and the rig would be ready to travel.
Griffin could see two men inside and the woman with the .38. She was leaning against a crate, smoking, and watching the two guys hurrying around the truck. No doubt they were in a hurry to be on their way before the cops had time to mobilize. What to do? He had the drop on them. If he went in with gun drawn he could tell them all to get on the floor and wait for the police.
Griffin had been so preoccupied looking inside that he didn’t hear the sound of a car engine until the headlights silhouetted him against the doors. A second later a car door slammed and someone started shooting. Griffin dodged to one side, out of the headlight beams and into the dark. He crouched low and scrambled toward the woods beyond the barn. A few stray bullets whizzed by, but Griffin knew the shooter couldn’t see him.
Then the barn doors swung open and the area was flooded with light. Griffin had reached the edge of the woods and put a big oak between himself and the shooter. Now he cou
ld see that the car was an old Camaro. The woman, the two guys from the barn, and the new arrival were milling about. Griffin could hear them talking, but he was too far away to understand what they were saying.
New guy went back to the Camaro and opened the passenger side door. He reached inside and dragged Clay Travis out into the spill of light. Clay fell to hands and knees and stayed there.
“Okay, big guy!” the woman called. “Eric tells me you came here with my trucker friend. Come out into the light or Eric’s going to pop a couple of caps through your pal’s head.”
Griffin considered his options. From his position in the darkness he could see them but they couldn’t see him. He could probably shoot Eric before he could kill Clay, but the woman was armed and the other two guys probably were as well. Eric had already demonstrated willingness to shoot to kill. Stepping into the light wasn’t an option.
“I’m not kidding here,” the woman said. It dawned upon Griffin that she was the leader of this crew. “I’m going to count to three and then, bang!”
Griffin shot Eric in the head. The .357 hollow point didn’t leave much but Eric’s lower jaw. Clay started crawling away as Griffin lined up on the woman. But she and the other two men started firing in the direction of Griffin’s muzzle flash and he had to duck for cover.
“Oh God. Oh Jesus,” Clay said as he continued to crawl away. The woman fired two shots his way, but neither struck.
Griffin moved away from his original position and fired twice toward the woman and her friends to give Clay a chance to get clear. The two men crouched behind the Camaro but the woman ran into the barn. Griffin angled to his left, staying well away from the light. He wondered if Clay had managed to alert the cops before Eric had found him.
