by Dodie Smith
Pongo offered to bark with him, but the Sheepdog would not hear of it. “You two must rest. It’s now nearly ten o‘clock. If my plan goes well I shall wake you at four, when there will still be over three hours of darkness. That will be long enough to get you to the place I have in mind.”
“But my smallest daughter is so weak,” said Missis. “How can she make any journey?”
The Colonel smiled—not that anyone could see that. “I have a plan for the little lass,” he said. “Now, sleep, sleep, both of you.”
So Pongo and Missis went into the dark barn and sniffed out their own family. Only Lucky stirred; he said he was trying to sleep with one eye open, so as to be on guard.
“You close both eyes,” said Missis firmly.
And Lucky did, quite happy now his parents were there to take charge.
“What would happen if we were found here?” asked Missis. “Surely the people at the farm are kind? They wouldn’t hurt us”.
Pongo had been thinking about this. He guessed that as there had been so much in the papers about himself and Missis and their family, they might all get safely returned to the Dearlys. But the other puppies, what would happen to them? Even the dear, kind Dearlys would not take in eighty-two puppies they did not know. The poor things would be sent to a police station—anything might happen to them. But if once the Dearlys saw them, then all the puppies would suddenly belong to the Dearlys—just as they had suddenly seemed to belong to him, in the dark kitchen. Somehow, somehow he must get them all to London.
Missis felt just the same, but she did not see how the Cadpig and some of her sisters would make the journey.
“Well, sleep now,” said Pongo, giving her a loving lick. “Are you glad you didn‘t, after all, have to bite a human?”
“The Badduns are no more human than Cruella is,” said Missis. “Still, I’m glad I didn’t have to soil my teeth.”
They would not have fallen asleep so easily if they had known what the Sheepdog had just seen. Across the heath, lanterns were moving. The Badduns were out, searching for the missing puppies.
The Little Blue Cart
PONGO was dreaming he was back in Regent’s Park, running after a stick thrown by Mr. Dearly, when a light tap on his shoulder woke him. It was Lieutenant Willow.
“The Colonel’s compliments, and would you and your lady please come to him?”
Missis was sleeping peacefully. Pongo woke her gently, wondering what dream she would be leaving and if the dark barn would look as strange to her as it had to him a moment earlier. She sprang up at once, dazed and anxious.
“All well,” said the cat soothingly. “Food and shelter are arranged for two days ahead. Reception for the Midnight Barking was excellent. Please follow me now.”
She made no mention of the Baddun brothers with their lanterns, searching the heath.
It was still quite dark as they left the barn and crossed the farmyard. The cat led them to the back door of a large white farmhouse.
“Help me to push the door,” she said. “The Colonel has unbolted it.”
The door opened easily. They went through a kitchen and along a passage, at the end of which was an open door and a glimmer of light. The cat led them through the doorway, and they found themselves in a nursery lit by a night-light. At the far end, the Sheepdog stood beside a little painted bed in which was a very wide-awake two-year-old boy.
“This is my pet, Tommy,” said the Colonel. “He very much wants to meet you.”
Pongo and Missis went to the little boy, and he patted them both. Then he made some odd chuckling noises. They did not sound like Human nor did they sound like Dog. But the Sheepdog seemed to understand them, and Tommy seemed to understand what the Sheepdog answered. Pongo decided this was quite a new language, half Dog, half Human.
“Tommy wishes to lend you something,” said the Colonel. “He knows how much you need it and is most anxious to help you. See, here it is.”
Pongo and Missis then saw a little wooden cart, painted blue. It was made like a real farm cart, with four high wheels and a wooden railing all round it to keep the hay in—it was full of hay now. At the front was a long piece of wood with a wide crossbar at the end of it, so that Tommy could drag the cart about.
“You can choose two pups exactly the right size,” said the Colonel, “and they can use the long piece of wood as a shaft—in between them—and take the crossbar in their mouths. Then they can pull the cart forward. And, if needed, pups at the back can push with their noses. Your smallest daughter can travel comfortably in the hay, and any puppy who is tired can sit beside her and take a rest.”
Pongo and Missis examined the pretty cart delightedly. They were too big to get between it and the crossbar themselves, but they felt sure plenty of the bigger pups would fit.
“But does he really want us to take it?” asked Missis. The Sheepdog then spoke to Tommy, who nodded his head again and again, while talking his extraordinary language.
His name and address are painted on the side,“ said the Sheepdog, ”and he would be glad if it can be returned one day. But if that isn’t possible, he will quite understand.“
“If we ever get home, I feel sure Mr. Dearly will return it,” said Pongo. “Please tell Tommy how very grateful we are.”
The Sheepdog translated this to Tommy, who smiled more than ever and made more chuckling noises.
“He says he is pleased you are pleased, and would like to see all the puppies. I think it would be safe to march them all past his window when you leave—which should be soon now.”
So they said good-bye to Tommy, and then the Sheepdog, going backwards, pulled the cart along the passage and out through the back door. He had quite a job.
“It’s lucky my little pet sleeps on the ground floor,” he said. “It’s because our stairs are so steep. I could never have got this cart down them.”
They went back to the barn and woke the pups, and all the bigger ones came outside and tried the cart on for size. (The moon was lower now but still gave plenty of light.) One family of eight fitted perfectly, and a dozen other pups could manage quite well, so Pongo arranged that all these should travel close to the cart and take it in turns to pull it, two at a time. The Cadpig was enchanted and settled down in the hay so that pups could practice pulling.
While this was happening, Pongo was told the plans made by Midnight Barking. Only five miles was to be travelled before dawn—which would not be for over three hours—to a village where a friend of the Colonel’s lived at a bakery.
“And next door is a butcher‘s, so food will be all right,” said the Colonel. “Then you’ll do another five miles as soon as it’s dark tomorrow—but my friend will tell you all about that. I hope to get you to London in ten or twelve days, billeting you where you can be safely hidden and fed. The last stages of the march will be the most difficult, but there are warehouses, if we can get in touch with their watchdogs. There’s a Great Dane somewhere near Hampstead working on that already. Fine fellow. I hear he’s a Brigadier-General.”
Ten days or even longer! Missis felt her heart sink.
“Pongo,” she said suddenly, “When is Christmas Day?”
“The day after tomorrow,” said the Colonel. “No, bless me, it’s tomorrow—because it’s Christmas Eve already, even if it isn’t light yet. Don’t worry, Mrs. Pongo. You shall have some Christmas dinner.”
But it was not food Missis was thinking about, but the Dearlys, all alone for Chrsitmas. Sometimes she forgot them for an hour or two, but never for very long. She thought now of that last evening, when she had rested her head on Mrs. Dearly’s knee, trying to make her understand—and of the warm white drawing room, where there was to have been a Christmas tree, with presents for the three dogs and the fifteen pups. Missis had heard the Dearlys planning it.
Pongo guessed his wife’s thoughts—which was easy to do because his own were much the same. “Never mind, Missis,” he said. “We’ll be home by next Christmas.”
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nbsp; The pups who were to take turns at pulling the little blue cart were now quite good at it.
“Then off you go,” said the Colonel. “But first, our cows have asked you in to have a drink with them.”
He led Pongo, Missis, and all the pups into the dim cowshed, where the hay still smelled of summer weather. The head cows, Blossom and Clover, were waiting to welcome them and tell them how to drink at the milk bar. The pups found this easy, especially those who could remember being fed by their mothers—though the smaller pups had to stand on their hind legs and be supported by other pups. The long, warm drink of milk made a splendid breakfast.
At last, after all their kind hostesses had been thanked, it was time to start.
Tommy stood at his window, peering into the moonlight, watching the march-past. Pongo and Missis wrinkled their noses at him in their best smile; every pup turned its head—except the Cadpig, who lay on her back in the hay-filled cart and waved all her four paws.
Pongo said to Missis, “How different Tommy is from the bad little boy who threw a stone at us.”
Missis said, “The bad little boy was only bad because he had never known dogs.” And she was probably right.
The Colonel took them to the crossroads and started them on their way.
“I wish I could come with you, but I’ve a job to do,” he said. Then he and the cat, who was riding on his back, said good-bye hastily and went off so fast that Pongo had to bark his thanks after them. The Colonel barked back that Sergeant-Major Lucky could now be a Lieutenant, then galloped away. Pongo stared in astonishment, wondering what job had to be done in such a hurry. It was a long time before he learned the truth.
The Colonel had just been informed by Lieutenant Willow that the Baddun brothers, having failed to find the puppies on the heath, were now on the outskirts of the village, less than half a mile behind the Dalmatians. He could think of only one thing to do, and he set out to do it—with great pleasure.
He galloped until he saw the Badduns’ lanterns ahead of him. Then he told the cat to get off his back. The minute she was off, he hurled himself at the Badduns and bit both brothers in both legs. Seldom can four legs have been bitten so fast by one dog. The Badduns howled with rage, fear, and pain, dropped their lanterns, and limped back to Hell Hall as quickly as possible. (It is difficult to limp well when you are lame in both legs.) They never knew what bit them. They only knew it bit hard.
“Good work, Colonel,” said Lieutenant Willow.
“I’m promoting you to Captain,” said the Sheepdog. Then he gave a modest little cough and added, “Oh, by the way! I’ve just made myself a Brigadier-General.”
Christmas Eve
MEANWHILE, the Dalmatian army was swinging along the road in fine style. Though cold, the night was very still. The pups were rested and hopeful. And the fact that a tired little dog could take a rest with the Cadpig in her cart made tired little dogs feel less tired. Indeed, Missis at first had to insist that the smaller pups take turns to rest. But progress was not really fast. There were so many pauses while the pups who pulled the cart were changed, pauses while pups got in and out of the cart; and every half-mile the whole army had a rest. Still, all went wonderfully well until they were within half a mile of the village where they were to spend the day.
There was a hint of dawn in the sky now, but Pongo felt sure they could reach the village before it was dangerously light. He quickened the pace slightly and told the pups to think of breakfast ahead of them at the bakery.
It was soon after this that the Cadpig called out, “Look! Little painted houses on wheels”
Pongo saw them at the same moment, and he knew they were not houses. They were caravans.
He had seen them once when out with Mr. Dearly and had heard Mr. Dearly say that gipsies lived in caravans and gipsies sometimes stole valuable dogs.
“Halt!” said Pongo instantly.
Could they get past the caravans without being seen? He wasn’t going to risk it. Between them and the nearest caravan was an open gate. He would lead the puppies through it and take them through the fields until they were well past the caravans. Swiftly he gave his instructions, which were handed on from pup to pup: “We are to keep dead quiet and follow Pongo through the gate.”
And thus did the owner of one of the keenest brains in Dogdom make one of his few mistakes. For in the caravan nearest to them an old gipsy woman was awake and looking out of the little back window. She saw the approaching Dalmatians and at once woke her husband. He was beside her at the window just as Pongo led the way into the field.
The old gipsy woman never read newspapers, so she knew nothing about the stolen puppies. But she knew that here were many valuable dogs. And she knew something else, which Pongo did not know. There is a connection between Dal mations and gipsies. Many people believe that it was the gipsies who first brought Dalmatians to England, long, long ago. And nothing like as long ago as that, there were gipsies who travelled round England with Dalmatians trained to do tricks. And these performing dogs earned money for the gipsies. The old woman could remember such dogs, and she thought how splendid it would be if all these Dalmatians could be trained as money earners.
“Quick! Close the gate!” she said to her husband. She spoke in the strange gipsy language, which is called Romany. “The only other way out of that field is through a break in the hedge. I will rouse the camp, and we will all stop the dogs there and catch them.”
In less that two minutes the whole gipsy encampment was awake. Children cried, dogs barked, horses neighed. It was still so dark that it took Pongo five minutes to find the break in the hedge. And when he found it, he also found the way barred. All the gipsies were there, with sticks and ropes.
“Back to the gate, as fast as you can!” he cried to the pups.
But when they reached the gate it was closed. They were trapped.
Pongo barked loudly, hoping that some gipsy dog might help him. Many gipsy dogs barked in answer, but they had all been shut up in the caravans in case they should fight the Dalmatians. In any case, they barked only in Romany, so they could not understand a word Pongo said.
But someone else did. Suddenly Pongo heard the high neigh of a horse close at hand—and, oh, most wonderful, the horse could neigh normally, as well as in Romany. It understood Pongo, and he understood it. Horses are nearly always friendly to Dalmatians—perhaps because of those days when Dalmatians were trained to follow carriages. This horse was not old enough to remember such days, but he took an instant liking to Pongo, Missis, and all the pups. If these pleasant creatures wished to come out of the field, nothing could be easier. He strolled up, opened the gate with his long, strong teeth, and swung it back. Out poured the puppies.
“Lead them past the caravans as fast as you can!” Pongo shouted to Missis, and waited to see the last pup out of the field.
“What a very large family you and your wife have,” said the horse. “My wife and I have never had more than the one. Well, good luck to you.”
He waved aside Pongo’s thanks and then, being a very tidy horse, he carefully closed the gate again. So never did the gipsies—all waiting at the break in the hedge—know how their prisoners got away.
Helter-skelter along the road went Missis, the puppies, and, finally, Pongo. (The pups who drew the Cadpig’s cart stuck faithfully to their task.) The shut-in Romany dogs heard them and shook the caravans in their efforts to get out. Volleys of furious barking came from the little windows.
“The caravans bark but the dogs move on,” remarked Pongo when he felt they were out of danger.
A few minutes later they reached the village where they were to sleep. The Sheepdog’s friend, a handsome Collie, was waiting to welcome them.
“No talk until you’re safely hidden,” he said. “It’s almost light.”
Quickly they followed him across the village green to three old gabled houses. The baker’s was in the middle, between the butcher’s and the chimney-sweep’s. The baker and the butcher
and the sweep were all widowers and, as it was Sunday, had already gone to spend Christmas with their married daughters, which was just as well.
The baker’s shop would not have been nearly big enough to house all the pups, but luckily there was a large bakehouse at the back. And soon every pup was safely in and enjoying a splendid sausage roll. Pongo and Missis chatted to the Collie while they ate. He shook his head worriedly when he heard about the gipsies.
“A narrow escape,” he said. “The trouble is that Dalmatians are such noticeable dogs. Ninety-nine of you together are spectacular—though I mean it as a compliment. You’d be much safer if you were black.”
“Like that nice little pup over there,” said Missis.
“What pup?” The Collie looked across the bakehouse, then said sharply, “That pup doesn’t belong in this village. Who are you, my lad? Where have you come from?”
The black pup did not answer. Instead, he came running to Missis and butted her in the stomach.
“Here, hold hard, young man!” said Missis. Then she gasped. “Goodness, it is! It isn‘t! It is Roly Poly!”
The fat puppy who was always getting into mischief had found his way into a shed at the back of the sweep’s house and had a fight with a bag of soot.
“Mercy, you’ll need some washing!” said his mother.
Then it was that one of the keenest brains in Dogdom had one of its brainiest waves.
“Roly Poly,” said Pongo, “was there a lot of soot at the sweep’s?”
“Bags and bags,” said Roly Poly.
“Then we are all going to be black dogs,” said Pongo.
“Your husband is a genius,” said the Collie to Missis as he showed them all into the sweep’s shed.
There was any amount of soot—waiting to have done with it whatever sweeps do do with soot.
“Ten dogs forward at a time!” commanded Pongo. “Pups roll! Pups rub noses!”
In a very short time there were ninety-seven pitchblack pups.
