“I think Casey Anthony blows that idea out of the water.”
“Oh yeah, hey, why don’t we kill her?”
“Oh my God YES! We can kill her totally, it would be good revenge for her despicable actions.”
“Ok, we will research it. Wanna go get some ice cream?”
“Yay!”
The two girls walked through the mall eating ice cream. It was crowded, more so than usual due to a comic book exhibition being presented in the main lobby. Many people were dressed in various superhero outfits. There were dozens of Dr. Who’s and even more Harry Potters. As the two girls laughed and watched the crowd with a sense of amusement their collective eyes narrowed at two particular individuals.
“Is that fat guy supposed to be Wolverine?”
“I think so, good lord he is like totally 700 pounds.”
“If he wants to be a mutant he should have been Blob.”
“Ok now THAT guy looks nothing like Harry Potter!”
“Is it the fact he is black?”
“NO, it is the fact that he is like 500 pounds.”
“Why are those guys dressed like ponies?”
“Oh my God I have heard about this, there are like guys who are fanatics over that TV show My Little Pony.”
“What the, we watched that when we were like 7!”
“I know right?! So these guys, who are like 18 and up, are like totally into a cult over the show. They call themselves Bronies.”
“Ewwwwww! Guys are icky but this is even worse! What the actual fuck they are like 30 years old!”
“OH MY GOD you smell that? It smells like diaper!”
The twins hurried away from the Bronies and wandered among the crowd. They suddenly spied two very familiar looking figures in the crowd.
“Those….are they?”
“Those human sonsofbitches, they are dressed like us!”
“Holy crap that is copyright infringement!”
“Not to mention it’s rude as hell!”
“Wanna talk to them, see what the fuck they are up to?”
“Yeah, lets!”
In the crowd gathered at one table were two teens in crude homemade outfits that resembled Danger and Destruction. They were crude outfits, the robes looked like ordinary bath robes while the masks were two fencing masks with eyelets cut out. They were gawking at a box of comics when the girls approached them.
“Hey fag, Imma buy that X-Men fan art we saw earlier with the big tittied Rogue on it!”
“Ha! Fag, you just wanna jerk off on it!”
“Fuck you, I got your mom for that!”
The two boys laughed at their own stupidity.
“Excuse me, hey, can I ask you something?”
The boy dressed as Danger turned around and (unknowingly) answered the REAL Danger.
“Sure, go ahead.”
“Hey yeah thanks. Uh, so you guys are like cosplaying as….”
“Yeah, The SMMC. I’m DANGER!”
“And I’m DEEEEEEEE-STRUCTION!” the other boy chimed in.
“I don’t draw the D out,” the real Destruction said under her breath.
“Wow so yeah, I thought so. Uh, nice outfits! So hey, you guys wanna grab some fries or something?”
“What? Really?” the boy dressed as Danger asked.
“Hey yeah sure, and, uh, hey some Mountain Dew bitches! Right? That is what they drink isn’t it?” the real Danger lied.
“They eat Pop Tarts too,” the real Destruction stated flatly.
“Yeah but I want fries!” the real Danger answered.
“Fries, Pop Tarts, whatever! Lets go!” the fake Destruction said.
AT THE FOOD COURT
The two girls silently picked at their fries as the two cos-playing boys rattled on.
“Totally awesome, I mean they are just SO awesome!” the fake Danger said.
“Ok but, WHY exactly?” the real Destruction asked.
“Because they just are. I mean, they like KILL people for the lulz. How epic is that?” Fake Danger answered.
“Ok but, do you why?” real Danger asked.
“Who cares?” fake Danger answered, “I mean, I don’t know these people so fuck em.”
“Yeah,” fake Destruction added, “C’mon wasn’t like the last old guy some sort of pedophile? And that first video they made, that woman they decapitated, wasn’t she like some sort of homo hater?
“I do believe they said she drove her own daughter to suicide over her lesbianism,” Danger quietly stated.
“Whatever, they can be anyone for all I care!” fake Danger said as he munched his fries.
“Yeah, it ain’t like it isn’t funny, seeing those people suffer,” fake Destruction added.
“I seen worse on TV on the Walking fucking Dead, way more guts and gore,” fake Danger laughed.
“Yeah remember when that little bitch Sophia or whatever her name was like came out of that barn and they shot her head off? THAT was ace!” fake Destruction laughed.
“So, you mean you don’t care about why they are doing it?” Danger asked.
The two boys stared at the girls for a moment.
“NO,” they both said in unison.
“I see,” Destruction said sadly.
“I’d fuck them,” fake Danger stated.
“Yeah I bet they are hot. Everyone knows they are girls. I bet they fuck like animals all violent and shit!” fake Destruction laughed.
The ride home in the taxi was quiet. Both girls sat in the back seat silently, not saying a word. They held each other’s hands tightly, each of them in their own thoughts, but connected through their bond of sisterhood. Their mother had told them once that they held onto each other even in her womb. It was a connection no one could ever understand. They were two girls, with two brains, but sharing a consciousness of emotions and instincts. Danger, the carefree one, with an emotional sensitivity that ran the gauntlet between nurturing and psychotic. Destruction, the serious one, with an unshakable belief in God and a sociopathic streak ten miles wide.
Their world cannot be understood. Their lives cannot be explained.
They are sisters.
They are fraternal twins.
They are 14.
And they are forces of nature.
GARY’S BLOG OF KON-SPIRACY
Sandy Hook, Aurora, Boston, 9/11, and now the SMMC. What do these things all have in common? They are all FALSE FLAG operations by the NWO controlled CIA to further advance the agenda of the Illuminati. Each of these events was used as an excuse by our government, at the behest of the NWO, to strip away more and more of our rights. 9/11 brought us the Patriot Act, Sandy Hook and the Aurora shootings brought us gun control and confiscation, and the Boston bombings brought us the suspension of Miranda Rights. Now the latest, the Social Media Murder Corp, which I predict will bring us Internet control and censorship!
Explain to me HOW exactly these so called TWO individuals are able to anonymously upload the videos of their supposed crimes WITHOUT A TRACE????? Explain to me HOW exactly they can effortlessly move about the nation UNNOTICED and stage their so called crimes? And who are these supposed victims? CRISIS ACTORS!!! Crisis actors were used in Sandy Hook and Boston, fake victims of a false flag operation designed to bring about the willing surrender of personal liberty!!!
I have tried to enlighten you people. This is the new Age of Aquarius! The human mind is shifting from the left side to the right side and the GANGS want to stop it at all costs! I can tell you what will happen next: The false flags with the SMMC will continue until people are fooled into demanding censorship of the Internet! The government, under the guise of “preventing the spread of malicious content” will bring online their “Internet kill switch” which they already have in place in a secure bunker under the Denver International Airport. On that day they will hit the STOP button, bringing the entire Internet DOWN except for their own controlled services, thereby blocking the free exchange of ideas and information that so far has kept the
GANGS at bay!!
WAKE UP PEOPLE!!! This is all part of “The Plan”! Remember, these GANGS have been waiting for this day since the times before Egypt! Everything that has happened has been at their instigation so that they can enact ONE WORLD RULE! We are standing on the knife edge of the abyss!!! The pieces are all in place! The Rook has made its move and they are going for checkmate!!!!!
GARY CLIMB.
Transcript “The Right Point of View”
Good evening fellow patriots, this is Reilly Glenn with “The Right Point of View”. Tonight, another video uploaded by the cowardly and psychotic duo of Danger and Destruction, the self-named Social Media Murder Corp. The horrendous video, which we will not show here, depicts these two craven individuals strangling a 70 year old man. This is the FIFTH confirmed SMMC video, and their violent crime spree has given no indication of slowing down.
So what do we have here actually? Some of my contemporaries are trying to spin this into some sort of social statement, a sort of “murder with a purpose” vernacular. Well friends, this is simply not true. What we really have here are two mal-contents, twisted individuals who are a product of our morally corrupt and bankrupt culture.
Now before I get tons of angry emails and tweets let me explain myself. I love this great Republic of ours, I believe it truly is, in Ronald Reagan’s words, that “shining city on a hill”. However, in the decades since our culture, our national identity, has devolved into something the Founding Fathers would have been sickened by. A nonstop 24 hour a day 7 day a week 365 days a year parade of sexual depravity, glorified violence, anti-Christian slander, and the obliteration of traditional gender roles in society.
In this Republic, a man like Roman Polanski, who anally raped a 13 year old CHILD, is celebrated and given Oscars and standing ovations. Woody Allen, a man whose sexual history would make one vomit, is accused of molesting his 7 year old daughter, Dylan Farrow, by the victim herself, and yet it is Dylan Farrow who is chastised and sniped at by the liberal media. Gangsta rappers write lyrics extoling the virtues and delights of murder, drug use, and misogyny and violence towards women, but they are hailed as “artists” and “poets” and achieve riches beyond the dreams of Avarice. We celebrate 13 year old girls for being sexy and we praise them for their “power”. We stamp out God from every public area, accusing Christians of being bigotry and intolerance, yet we allow Sharia Law to justify Muslim honor killings and female genital circumcision, and if you dare, DARE to point out the hypocrisy of such beliefs you are called INTOLERANT.
Salt is no good, so we ban it. Sugar is no good, so we ban it. Cigarettes are no good, so we tax them 900% and make it near impossible for the tobacco industry to function. MSG is bad so we ban it. DDT is bad so we ban it. Big Gulps are killing our youth so we ban them. Styrofoam cups are the second coming of Hitler so we better well ban them too! And while we are at it, unpasteurized milk? BANNED! Homemade beer or wine? BANNED! Incandescent light bulbs? Oh no they will break the planet in two! BANNED!!!
Try and open a simple hot dog stand anywhere in America now. Four months of paperwork, up to four different agencies to deal with, inspections, certificates, fees for everything, and then 900 pages of tax regulations, many of which contradict each other, all so you can slap a piece of meat on a bun and sell it for two bucks in a depressed economy where the real unemployment rate is close to 19 percent.
But not all is lost. If you want to get high, its legal, and it’s easy to get. If you need your fix of porn, there are untold millions of free websites to get it from. You can get your free government issued phone, your free government issued HUD apartment, your free food stamps, your never ending welfare, and your free Internet. If you get sick, just go to the emergency room, you don’t have to pay, don’t worry, the government will take care of everything.
Fellow citizens, this is the world we live in. We have gone from a nation of rules and traditions, to a nation of anarchy and social experimentation. Our values are mocked, and have been replaced with the twin idols of decadence and immorality. We have turned from a nation of doers, to a nation of “not ME’s!” We have more lawyers now than steelworkers, more therapists than firemen, more plastic surgeons than brain surgeons.
Is it any wonder that these two, Danger and Destruction, have appeared now? And is it any wonder that, to a large segment of our nation, these two psychotics are celebrated, admired, sexualized, and looked up to? In the old days every news outlet, every priest and preacher, every politician, every teacher and poet and janitor and policeman would have made it their sworn duty to not only publically condemn these two, but to also help hunt them down and erase them from existence. Yet, this isn’t happening. You can find websites devoted to the SMMC. You find You Tube channels with music videos dedicated to them. You can find blogs where they are defended. And you can find forums, on places like Reddit and Something Awful and Encyclopedia Dramatica, dens of filth and depraved maladjusted shut ins, where the love and admiration for the SMMC is on full view and in full force every hour of the day. Has there ever been a greater need now for some sort of control over Internet content? There has never been a greater need than RIGHT NOW to draw a line in the sand and say “Your free speech stops at the point where you celebrate two mass murderers!!!”
Danger and Destruction. Aptly named, rightfully named. Did we create them? Are they a product of our society? Or is this the Universe’s way of pointing out to us, that we, as a people, need to get our act together? I don’t claim to know, but I can tell you this:
Do you really want to see the Social Media Murder Corp’s true identity? Look in a mirror.
END TRANSCRIPT
Danger leaned back in the lounge chair on the balcony of the master bedroom. She stared into the night sky and sighed. She was emotionally all over the map at the moment. The conversation with the two cos-playing boys had hit her and Destruction like a ten ton hammer. The twins did not like to be sexualized by other people, they viewed it is a sort of rape. They had always meant to bring balance to things, and they believed that each murder they did, balanced out the universe in a way. However, and it was hard for them to understand, they were being celebrated, cheered, loved, admired, and sexualized.
“These people, these humans, they have no hope do they?” Danger finally asked softly.
“No, they don’t. A society of wickedness and sexuality,” Destruction admitted.
Danger pulled her knees to her chin and sighed heavily.
“Now what? If we continue, they will just grow to love us more. Those boys, they saw us just as sex objects, they wanted to fuck us!”
“I know,” Destruction said shaking her head.
A quiet few moments passed between them.
“The thought of anyone touching you……..” Danger said weakly.
Destruction got up and plopped herself next to her sister. She pulled Danger to her and cradled her head while kissing her hair.
“THAT will never ever happen. I swear,” she said soothingly.
Danger wrapped her arms around Destruction and held her tight.
“If I could just hold onto this moment, this feeling, with you here, and keep it forever, it’s all I ever wanted,” Danger said softly.
Destruction stroked her sisters long brown hair and kissed her forehead.
“You and me, forever. You know it,” she smiled.
Danger looked up into her sister’s eyes.
“I would kill the whole world for you. I would plant bodies on spikes, leaving them alive so their cries of agony would be an aria for you,” she whispered.
“I would murder the whole human race, and cast their bones into a monument to you, and to everything you mean to me,” Destruction answered.
Danger cradled her sister’s face in her hands.
“I love you so much it hurts, it tears me inside out. It consumes my every moment. I want to burn in the fire of your love for eternity.”
Destruction smiled and kissed her sister’s hands.
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nbsp; “Every moment of eternity, we will be together.”
“So what do we do now?” Danger asked.
Destruction’s eyes narrowed.
“We show them what happens when the Gods you fear suddenly notice your existence. We wipe them out, all of them” she replied.
Danger smiled.
“Yay!”
Destruction picked her sister up in her arms and twirled her around in the moonlight. Danger rested her head against her sister and sighed. Destruction carried her to their bed and laid her down softly.
“Lights out!” she spoke, and the room went dark.
And the universe turned.
TRANSCRIPT “THE LEFT OVERS”
Good evening America, I’m Janet Rich and welcome to “The Left Overs” where I point out the racism and hypocrisy of the right and their continued war against women, minorities, and the poor. Tonight though, I am not going to do my usual and skewer another white Republican male, no, tonight I want to talk to you, for the first time I may add, of those two clearly confused and victimized people: Danger and Destruction, also known as The Social Media Murder Corp. These two individuals, victims of a gun obsessed society, have uploaded five videos of themselves torturing and murdering people, much to the delight of a rather large and vocal segment of Internet society.
But who are Danger and Destruction? Experts only agree on a few things, that they are female, that they are young, possibly between the ages of 18 to 30, and that they are either siblings or have some sort of other intimate bond. And by intimate bond, we all know what the Right is hoping for: that Danger and Destruction are, in fact, lesbians, thereby justifying the narrative put forth by the Right and Christian racists that all homosexuals are dangerous and violent sociopaths. It would please the Tea Party types to epic levels of celebration to prove Danger and Destruction were gay, they would fling their Bibles around while preaching their religion of intolerance and hate, while demanding the government put all gay people under some sort of FBI watch.
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