by Brian Haig
Not wanting to reveal how grab-ass this was, I replied, "Update me."
"Tonight."
Tonight? "I… I meant what time tonight?"
"Usually best to go in about two in the morning."
I thought I knew, but asked, "Why?"
"'Cause by then most of the jihadis are asleep. They're pretty halfassed that way. That gives us an hour to get in, an hour for the snatch, an hour to get out. Maybe thirty minutes of wiggle room in case the shit hits the fan. Understand?"
"What happens if it takes longer?"
"If we're still there by five, best to lay over till tomorrow night. The hajis set up checkpoints, looking for American spies." He added, "Don't worry. We got safe houses inside Falluja."
After a moment, he informed me, "The target could move anytime. Some of these people, they don't never sleep in the same place twice." He looked me in the eye through the rearview mirror. "We expected you fifteen hours ago. That was your prep time. You okay with that?"
"Do I have a choice?" I suggested, "Maybe he moved yesterday."
"Maybe."
"I was sort of hoping he had an attack of conscience and turned himself in while I was en route."
He smiled thinly. "Well, you never know." He said, "We got a two-man team observing the target building."
"And what does this team see?"
"There's jihadis in there, all right. Maybe five. Maybe more. They don't hang about in big groups. Seems somebody keeps tagging their hideouts and blowing them to hell, and now they disperse as best they can. No way to know if your particular asshole's there."
A few minutes later, Smith took a right turn off the highway, and we traveled for another five minutes before he switched off the headlights and we drove for a while in blackout mode. He turned left onto a dirt trail and drove for about a hundred bumpy yards before stopping and turning off the ignition.
He twisted around in his seat and looked at me. "The others will get here in a few hours. You should nap." He slipped night-vision goggles over his head and stepped out of the car, where he began spinning in slow circles on his heel, observing our surroundings.
It required a few moments for my eyes to adjust to the night, and around us, I saw, were flat, open fields with no growth, no stalks or seedlings, though off two to three miles in the distance were several small, dimly lit villages. All in all, a good location for a meeting. Smith could observe anybody approaching from at least a mile away, a range that exceeds even the most sophisticated sniper rifles. You have to think of these things.
I closed my eyes and spent a moment thinking about what was next. Assuming we made it intact into Falluja, assuming bin Pacha was inside the building, and assuming we actually caught him-which, by my count, involved thrice ignoring the old Army dictum that assumptions make asses out of everyone-there was still the vexing matter of what to do with this guy once we had our hands on him. Smith and his team were supposed to transport us back to Baghdad, where I would rendezvous with Bian, who, if all was on schedule, was already cooling her heels in a specially chartered aircraft at Baghdad Airport.
Accompanying her would be an Agency doctor, a totally unnecessary precaution, Phyllis had calmly assured me-though it never hurts to plan for the worst. Knowing Phyllis, the doc was named Mengele and his toolbox was packed with truth serum, electric shocks, pliers, toothpicks for fingernails, et cetera. But maybe my imagination was running away with me. Or maybe you had to know Phyllis.
Anyway, as I had implied to the first sergeant on the plane, Bian was cleared into the airport on the pretense of picking up an American military prisoner, with his lawyer, and then transporting them back to the States. That passenger would of course be Mr. bin Pacha, his esteemed attorney would be yours truly, and the destination would not be America-where bin Pacha would acquire the protective shield of U.S. legal rights-but a location where he would have no rights and might feel more amenable about ratting out his colleagues and betraying his cause.
So the question was, what then? I didn't think bin Pacha was the type of guy who would voluntarily spill the beans. These were hardened terrorists, people who enthusiastically drive cars piled high with explosives into civilian crowds and military convoys.
That wasn't my problem-my job was to deliver bin Pacha to Bian; her job was to make him open up and squeal. But I hoped she and Phyllis had come up with a few better recipes than the ones I heard them tossing around before I departed. With that reassuring thought, I dozed off.
The next thing I knew, somebody was pounding metal on the car window. I must've been jumpy, because Smith said, "Relax. It's Finder."
My rear door was opened and I stepped out. I glanced at my watch and saw I had slept for hours: 1:15. I could sense but not see Finder's eyes examining me in the darkness, then he said, "Welcome to Iraq, Colonel. You've traveled a long way."
"And you've picked a lousy way to make a living."
"Don't kid yourself. The money's damned good."
"But of course that's not why you do it."
He laughed. "Bullshit. Why else would I do it?"
Although it was dark, I could make out a man: short, perhaps five and a half feet in height; age, late thirties; color, black; build, slight; with facial features that looked improbably fine and delicate. On the battlefield, of course, it's not about the size of the man; it's all about the size of the gun. His voice, on the other hand, was deep baritone and commanding.
He informed me, "Your partner beat you here. She linked up with me five hours ago."
"Partner?"
"Yeah, Tran. Major Bian Tran. She's your partner, right? She's in my car."
Maybe she had been in his car, but nearby, out of the darkness, Bian's voice said, "Change of plans, Sean. I'm accompanying you."
I looked in her direction. "No, you're going back to the plane."
"It's good to see you, too."
"In seven or eight hours it will be even better. In Baghdad, as we planned."
"Phyllis and I talked it over after you left. And we-"
"Am I or am I not still in charge of the snatch?" I asked.
"Well… yes. That hasn't-"
"Good." I looked at Finder. "The lady wants to go back to Baghdad. Now."
She looked at Eric Finder and stated very firmly, "The lady does not." She then turned to me and suggested, even more firmly and less pleasantly, "We should have this discussion alone."
In the darkness, I couldn't observe Finder's expression, but I didn't need to see his face to know what he was thinking: Here I am on the cusp of a dangerous and difficult mission, and those idiots from Washington send me Lucy and Ricky.
I took Bian's arm and marched her until we were fifty feet from Finder.
I spun her around and said, "This isn't working for me."
"You're right. It's the abaya. You look ridiculous." I should note here that she also wore an abaya and a chador, and she looked good; actually, she looked great. Her eyes were really beautiful. Mysterious-looking.
"Bian, I'm not in the mood. Okay? I-"
"How do I look?" she interrupted.
"I'll tell Finder-"
"I can't imagine how women wear these all day. They're hot, cumbersome, and unattractive. On the other hand, no need to shave your legs, wear stockings, or bother with your hair. Plus if you put on a few extra few pounds, nobody notices. Maybe they're smarter than we are."
"Stop ignoring me."
"Start acting civil. Maybe I'll consider it."
I took a few breaths and tried to recover my usual nonchalant pleasantry or whatever. I smiled nicely and said, "The outfit becomes you."
"Thank you." She swished around.
"How was your trip?" I asked.
"Better than yours. You'll enjoy the return ticket. A big private jet, comfortable seating, real beds, a well-stocked galley." She smiled and added, "I smuggled aboard a six-pack of Molson. For you. For your return trip."
I said nothing.
"It's in the fridge," she conti
nued. "Nice and cold. Think of me when you drink it."
"Right now I'm thinking of choking you."
"You see? There's the thanks I get."
"Stop it."
"And how was your trip?"
"I ate MREs salted with sand, and my driver was addicted to whistling country music." I said, "I hate country music."
"He could have been a rapper."
"Hey… you're right. I had a wonderful trip."
"I came up-country on Highway 8 a few times. The noise didn't appeal to me either, the first time. People were shooting at us. I recall that trip taking twenty-three days, not fourteen hours."
I knew what she was doing-reminding me she was a soldier, and a combat veteran who had tasted battle. I informed her, "I'm going to have enough trouble watching after myself."
"Is this one of those stupid macho things?"
"Let's not go there, Bian."
But she was already there and replied, "You're… Okay, maybe you've done this kind of thing in the past, and maybe you think this is no place for a woman. Times have changed, pal. Catch up."
"A bullet through the brain is timeless."
"In your case it wouldn't make a difference."
Bitch. "Bian, listen. This is not a job for any MP-male, female, or anything in between. I was trained for this, I've done it half a dozen times, and I'm out of my league here. Also, Finder and his people are a team. Rule one, the team always looks after the team first."
"Then you should be glad I'm going. I'll watch your back. Promise."
When I made no reply, she observed, "Maybe I need to look after you." Anticipating my next thought, she added, "And don't even think about pulling rank. Phyllis approved this."
"Did she?" I looked at her and asked, "Why? What changed?"
"Nothing, per se. You need an interpreter."
"I have an interpreter. Some of Finder's men are fluent in Arabic and-"
"Exactly-and we don't really want them to know what's going down."
"That's ridiculous. Even if they find out about bin Pacha, they can't make the connection to Charabi or Daniels."
"What if they find out who we have our hands on? They lack the appropriate security clearances, they haven't been vetted, nor are they accountable. And think about this-a twenty-five-million-dollar bounty is on Zarqawi's head. Should they figure out who bin Pacha is, they might choose the bonus over you." She added, "You're going into Falluja. The perfect place for a perfect murder."
"This sounds like Phyllis talking. People she can't control give her gas."
"It was her brainchild. I'll admit that. But the longer bin Pacha's apprehension is kept under wraps, the more vulnerable his financial network is to exploitation. Hours make a difference. You see that, right?"
In fact, I did see that. Were word of bin Pacha's capture to become public, his contacts in the insurgency would shift locations and his financial sources would head for the hills, or at least cover their tracks.
Bian informed me, "Unless you have a better option, I'm going." She added, "You know what, Sean? I need to be there. You don't."
"I'm going," I informed her.
"Why? I see no reason for you to take that risk."
Neither did I. But I hadn't traveled this far to sit on my ass. This wasn't a valid reason but it was a good one. "I need to be there."
"You really don't. Take a moment and think about it."
I took that moment. The easy answer was that despite not doing this my way, destroying Zarqawi's supply of money might shorten the war, might save American lives, and if nothing else, would take one more jihadi asshole off the street. It matters not what branch you wear on your collar, what matters are the words printed on your chest: U.S. Army. Killing bad guys is what soldiers do.
But I knew there was an answer that was more complicated, and probably less noble. Two words: Bian Tran.
She looked at me a moment in the darkness. I couldn't read her thoughts; I didn't need to, to know what she was thinking: Why isn't this schlub taking this excuse to get off this runaway train?
She then did something that took me completely by surprise. She leaned forward and kissed me. She backed away, and we stared into each other's eyes a moment. She said, "You're nuts."
I was, indeed, nuts. She took my hand and led me back to Finder, who was conferring with two other men who had materialized out of the night.
Smith, still standing vigil beside the car, continued to spin on his heels and scan our surroundings. This was one paranoid citizen.
Finder introduced the new gentlemen and we shook hands. They were named Ted and Chris, and they looked like inflated balloons from World Wrestling Entertainment, large, immodestly muscular, and unlike their boss, these guys looked like they were manufactured to be here. They also were dressed in dark civilian clothing, which let them blend in with the locals, and also happened to be the right wardrobe for night action.
Chris smiled and said, "Nice to meet you." Ted grunted.
Finder said to Bian and me, "Have you straightened out your… difficulties?"
Bian allowed me to do the talking. I replied, "A minor misunderstanding. Here's the deal, Mr. Finder. We go in together."
"No problem."
"Major Tran is fluent in Arabic, and she will be the only one to speak with the prisoners. You need to tell your men this."
He smiled. "You mean we can't tell them to drop their weapons or you're dead, motherfucker?"
"Does that work?"
"Fire a few warning shots into their head first and… yeah, usually." He laughed.
Bian clarified, "The colonel is referring to any form of interrogation about their identity. Once the occupants of the house are in your custody, your men will leave us alone with the prisoners. There will be a brief interrogation to confirm their identities, and I'll handle it."
He thought about that a moment. "I'll pass the word." After another moment he announced, "My turn." He looked at me and asked, "Are you really a lawyer?"
"Are you really here voluntarily?"
He shook his head. "I don't understand why you're here, and I won't ask." He continued to shake his head. "A lawyer and an MP. I should've held out for a hundred grand each."
"We can handle ourselves," Bian informed him.
Finder acknowledged the absurdity of this statement with an easy smile. "Let me be blunt. My priority is my people. I will not let you put them at risk. If need be, I'll shoot you, or leave you in Falluja, which is worse. Are we clear?"
His tone sounded perfectly reasonable, which made it a little scary, like he meant every word. Oxymoronically, I was starting to like Finder. He seemed intelligent and businesslike, certainly there was no confusion where he was coming from, and I noted that his men treated him respectfully, if not affectionately. With the best leaders, loyalty up is matched by loyalty down, and the bottom line of loyalty down is to take care of your own first. This would be great if we were only part of his unit.
He allowed us to ponder this warning, then informed us, "You don't need to know how this is going down, and I won't waste an explanation. Here's what you do need to know. If you get separated, you're on your own. The target building is in the industrial section, on the west side." He looked at me. "Carl told me you have maps. Bring them. It's a small city, head due east, and if you walk fast, you'll make the outskirts within twenty minutes. Stay in your costumes till then. But once outside, ditch those Arab clothes. The city's surrounded by Marines, they've lost a lot of people, and this has put them in an ugly mood. They shoot first and sort it out later. It will be good for your health for them to see those American Army uniforms. Understand?"
I looked at Bian and she nodded. He continued, "I told the Agency you need to have compasses and a thousand dollars each in your pockets." He said, "Show me," and we did.
He said, "The money is life insurance. The Fallujans are less bribable than most Iraqis, but you never know. If you run into a terrorist, the money won't help; you're just tipping you
r own killer. If it's an ordinary citizen, on the other hand, five hundred bucks could buy a few minutes of silence. Start by insisting you're a reporter-they all know that word-then press money into their hands as fast as you can."
"Has this ever worked?" Bian asked.
He looked thoughtful, then said, "Not that I know of." He laughed.
He handed us each napkin-size American flags. "If you see American troops, wave these. It helps." He said, "My people will handle the assault and apprehension. You'll stay with the fire support element. Do you have a problem with that?"
Ordinarily I don't like being told what to do, but one should always make an effort to oblige his host. Also, on a more noble note, the assault element is definitely where the risk is. I said, "No problem."
"We've been told to take everybody alive, and that's what we'll attempt to do," he continued. "No money-back guarantee, however. If they're all asleep, we'll have a good chance. If they have one or two guards, well… those we'll have to take out. But if your man is a big shot-you wouldn't be here if he weren't, right? — he won't be pulling guard duty. These Arabs are very hierarchical; leading by example to these people means getting more rest, eating better, and taking less risks than the foot soldiers."
He turned to Carl Smith and ordered, "Trunk of my car. Get their weapons, first aid kits, vests, and night-vision goggles." He turned back to Bian and me. "The goggles and first aid kits are standard Army issue. I assume you know how to use them." We did not contradict that, and he asked, "Are you comfortable with M16s?"
We both nodded.
"Good. The safeties remain on till I tell you otherwise. Once again, until I tell you. I don't want either of you accidentally shooting my people… or yourselves."
Obviously, Bian and I had a few credibility issues. I said, "Carl mentioned safe houses inside Falluja-why don't you show me their location on the map?"
"Should it come to that, my people will lead you to one."
In other words, were Bian or I separated, incapacitated, or captured, Finder didn't want us possessing the ability to expose his team. As I warned Bian, the team came first. And Drummond and Tran came second. This meant last.
Time to exert the power of the purse, however, and I said, "Okay, now you listen to me, Mr. Finder. If Major Tran or I fail to make it out with our prisoner, no money. Understand? The prisoner, and both of us, alive-that's the deal. Protect us, or this whole thing is a waste of your time."
