I decided to go up to Connecticut to tell her the good news in person. I wanted her to see how genuinely thrilled I was about the job offer. I wanted to give her real credit for all the creative encouragement she gave me.
She picked me up at the Metro North station and took me home. The conversation between us in the car was stilted. When I asked her how the new crop of freshmen was she said briefly, “Oh fine. Same as they always are,” and kept her eyes on the road.
When we got home she put up a kettle to make us chamomile tea, which is the first thing she always does whenever I come home. We sat across from each other with steaming mugs and I told her about the offer. She took a sip from her mug—a wonky, handmade piece from my seventh-grade pottery class—and nodded. “Well, that sounds nice,” she said.
“Mom, aren’t you happy about my new job?” I ask her, a little wounded that she’s not kvelling.
“I’m happy if you’re happy, puffin,” she said, her expression unchanging.
“I am really, really happy about it. I swear,” I said, reaching out for her hand. It was warm and dry, just like I remembered it from when I was a kid.
She squeezed my hand in return. “Are you sure that you’re not continuing on this path just so that I can live vicariously through you?”
“I promise. This is for me.”
She sighed and her expression finally relaxed. “That makes me happy, then, yes.”
We sat in comfortable silence for a few minutes, blowing on our tea, and that’s when I mustered the courage to ask her what had been on my mind for years.
“What about your work? I know you have that thesis sitting up there in your desk. You could still finish it. It’s not too late.”
Mom put down her mug, smiled, and sighed wistfully. “I think that particular ship has sailed. But maybe when I retire in a few years, I’ll start writing again.” She paused and then added, “Your father and I had a great marriage, and I miss him every single day. I don’t blame him for giving me that ultimatum about my thesis—I chose to give it up. But when he was alive, I was too embarrassed to try to write again. Now I’m ready to go back to it.”
“That’s really great, Mom,” I told her, starting to tear up. “I’m so proud of you.”
“Maybe I’ll even start my own blog,” she said, smiling.
I laughed out loud. “Maybe you should.”
Even after everything that had happened, it was surprisingly difficult to leave my job at Chick Habit. I was grateful to Moira for the opportunity, and also for everything she taught me along the way. The job had been sort of like a mental and emotional boot camp, and I felt prepared for anything that could come my way.
When I gave my two weeks’ notice, I told Moira that I thought publishing that Rebecca West video was ultimately a mistake for the site. “I don’t think we have to be Pollyannas,” I said, “but I think we should be careful about how we construe the term ‘famous.’ Unknown children of famous people should be off-limits.”
To her credit, Moira sat and listened to my moralizing without interrupting. “Are you done now, love?” Moira asked after I had been speaking for a good ten minutes. When I nodded, she said, “Good. I’m glad you got that out of your system. You know I never forced you to post anything you didn’t want to post. It was your choice to put up that video, and even though you feel uncomfortable about it, it was the right decision.”
I opened my mouth to protest, but Moira continued. “You have to realize that this is what being a journalist is about. I always remember that Janet Malcolm quote when I encounter people like you, Al: ‘Every journalist who is not too stupid or too full of himself to notice what is going on knows that what he does is morally indefensible.’ We writers are snakes, and don’t you forget it. If you wanted to do something that was always ‘right,’ you should have become a dentist.”
“Al?” Peter says to me, waving his hands in front of my face. “Isn’t it time to get a move on? You don’t want to be late for your first day on the new job!”
“Damn, you’re right!” I say, heading quickly toward the bathroom. I poop without the aid of a laptop, take a shower, blow-dry my hair, and put on a tasteful amount of makeup.
I laid out my outfit the night before: A DVF wrap dress that says “sexy competence,” my nicest matching underwear, and a trench coat. Peter’s fastening my dad’s beaker cuff links while I put my shoes on. I gave them to him right after we got back together—with my mom’s sincerest blessing.
Peter and I leave the house together and hold hands on the way to the F train. It’s a breezy spring morning, the sun is high and bright in the sky, and I’m so thrilled to be getting up and out of the house for work that I could almost float all the way to Forty-second Street.
When I arrive at my new office building, I get my pass at the front desk and the magazine’s executive editor, Joe Aaronson, comes and meets me at the elevator bank on the twentieth floor, kissing me on both cheeks in welcome. Joe is in his fifties and has been around the industry since the days of the three-martini, three-hour lunch. He exudes a sort of natty largesse that I find unfamiliar but appealing. “Let me show you to your office,” he says. “I’ll have my assistant bring us some lattes.”
Assistant! Lattes! I feel like I’m eons away from my dumpy brown couch and my sugar-sweet bodega coffees. I follow Joe down the hall to a small, windowless cubbyhole several minutes from the front door.
“It’s not much but it’s all we have open right now,” Joe tells me.
“It looks great,” I say, and I mean it. I could not be more excited to have a little place of my own.
An officious-looking twenty-two-year-old in a nubbly pencil skirt and sensible heels comes in a minute later with two china cups full of foam.
“Thanks, Annika,” Joe says, closing the door behind her. “Sit!” he says to me, directing me to the chair behind a brand-new Mac.
“Thanks,” I say, taking a seat.
Joe sits down across from me. “We’re all so happy you decided to come on board with us,” he says. “We really want you to hit the ground running.”
“Great! I am raring to go myself!” I say enthusiastically.
“There are a few meetings I want you to sit in on this morning,” Joe says. “But that’s all just bullshit. Here’s what I really want to know.”
“Yes?” I say, leaning toward him.
Joe smiles broadly, even eagerly. “Do you have any more Becky West–type exclusives up your sleeve?”
Acknowledgments
Sad Desk Salad is a work of fiction, but it would not have been possible without the wonderful experiences I had working at both Jezebel and Slate’s section for women, DoubleX. All the women I worked with were beyond generous, smart, and compassionate coworkers—and nothing like Alex’s peers. Thank you to Hanna Rosin, Meghan O’Rourke, Emily Bazelon, Kate Julian, Nina Shen Rastogi, Anna Holmes, Tracie Egan Morrissey, Moe Tkacik, Dodai Stewart, Jessica Coen, Jennifer Gerson, and Megan Carpentier for making my workdays a delight.
Many other colleagues were incredibly supportive while I was writing this, in particular David Plotz, Daniel Engber, Michael Agger, June Thomas, Julia Felsenthal, Heather Murphy, Seth Stevenson, and Noreen Malone.
I am deeply grateful to early readers Nathan Heller, Marisa Meltzer, and Lucinda Rosenfeld, all of whom helped shape the book into something much deeper and smarter than it would have been otherwise.
My agent, Elisabeth Weed, is an indispensable giver of advice, edits, and all-around care. She worked tirelessly to get this book out there in the best shape possible, and is a font of wisdom on just about everything, from emotional sanity to acupuncture treatments. Her tireless assistant, Stephanie Sun, was always helpful and provided a smiling face and a can-do attitude.
Kate Nintzel, in addition to being a delightful drinking buddy, is the best editor around. She knew exactly where to fill the holes in this manuscript, and her suggestions were always spot-on and brilliant. The rest of the staff at Willia
m Morrow, including Meredith Burks and Mary Sasso, have been a complete joy to work with and I’m so grateful for their hard work on this.
Thank you to my family and friends—Richard and Judith Grose, David and Charlotte Winton, Jacob Grose, Anna Magracheva, Judson Winton, Meghan Best, Wendell Winton, Leah Chernikoff, Willa Paskin, Mary Lydecker, Kate Lydecker, and Liz Stevenson—for encouraging the crazy idea that I could write a novel in five months while holding down a full-time job without having a nervous breakdown. And they were mostly right.
But most of all I want to thank my husband, Michael Winton, for being my biggest fan and greatest solace. And, of course, for putting up with me.
About the Author
JESSICA GROSE is a writer and editor. She was previously a senior editor at Slate and an editor at Jezebel. Her work has appeared in the New York Times, Glamour, Marie Claire, Spin, and several other publications, and on Salon.com. She lives in Brooklyn with her husband.
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