Long and Hard: A Bad Boy Box Set

by Lulu Pratt

  “Ladies, I’m grabbing a soda. Anything for you?”

  “No thank you, Ryan,” my mom said.

  “Actually, there’s a plastic bottle on the top shelf of the fridge, could you grab that for me?”

  “Sure,” he smiled.

  Ryan walked into the kitchen and I could see him at the fridge. He grabbed a soda from the shelf and almost forgot the bottle. Then he opened the fridge back up and grabbed the plastic bottle, not even looking at what it was. He walked back out to the living room and finally looked down at his hands. He stopped and held the baby bottle filled with milk up in the air. On the bottle there was a sticky note that read, ‘For Daddy,’ on it. His mouth dropped open and my mom turned around, trying to see what I was smiling at. She froze and covered her mouth in excitement.

  “Are you — are you pregnant?” Ryan asked, walking forward and standing me up off the couch.

  “Yes,” I said, excitedly. “I’m pregnant. Surprise!”

  “Are you serious?” he said, laughing happily.

  “Dead serious,” I said. “I had my suspicions that I was pregnant the same day that Evelyn asked to come down and do a follow up, so I planned the whole thing to put this in and surprise everyone at the same time, even the people who will be watching. I mean, they did watch the whole first half of our relationship, so I figured they deserved to be in on this, too.”

  “Oh my God,” Ryan said, with tears in his eyes. “This is the most incredible news I’ve ever heard. Come here.”

  He stepped forward and picked me up, wrapping my legs around his waist. He cupped his hands around the back of my neck and pressed his lips against mine. We were going to be parents, two people who loved each other more than anything, and we were now going to get to share that love with someone else. He leaned back and looked into my eyes, shaking his head.

  “You are so amazing, Mira,” he said. “I love you so much.”

  “You better,” I joked. “I’m gonna be your baby momma.”

  “Mmm, the sexiest one ever,” he chuckled, kissing me again.

  He set me back down on the floor and I turned to my mother, who was standing there holding the bottle. She looked up at me with tears streaming down her face and opened her arms, hugging me tightly.

  “I am so excited,” she whispered. “Not so long ago, I thought I would gone before this day came for you. I thought I would never hold a little grandbaby in my arms, but because of this amazing man you married, not only will I get to do that, but I will get to do it with energy and excitement.”

  “Oh Mom,” I cried out, hugging her. “I love you, Grandma.”

  She giggled, hugging me again and pulling back to have a look down at my tummy. She pressed her hand against my belly and closed her eyes with a smile on her face. I put my hand over hers, and Ryan leaned over my shoulder, kissing me on the cheek.

  “I can’t even tell you how proud I am to have the two of you, two strong, beautiful, intelligent women here to help me raise this child,” Ryan said. “I have been blessed beyond all measure. I can’t believe I’m going to be a father.”

  He laughed and stood up, turning to the camera. “I’m going to be a dad!”

  “And cut,” Evelyn said.

  Harrison turned off the camera and I was pretty sure I watched him wipe a tear from the corner of his eye. He caught me watching him, my eyebrow raised. He smiled and shrugged his shoulder, coming over and hugging me tightly. He turned to Ryan and nodded, Ryan doing the same, which was all the communication the two of them had ever needed. Evelyn shrieked, clapping her hands over and over and running to Ryan, pulling him in for a hug. I laughed to myself watching him hug her back before she turned and squeezed me as well.

  “I am so excited for the two of you,” Evelyn said. “You both deserve the happiest of lives together. And you, Ms. Mira, thank you for being sneaky and throwing that into this follow-up episode. It’s going to be a huge crowd pleaser. The ratings are gonna be—”

  “Through the roof,” Ryan and I said in unison.

  “Exactly,” she said, laughing.

  “You will stay for a bit and celebrate, right?” I asked Evelyn.

  “I’d love to,” she smiled. “We don’t catch our flight for hours anyway. Right, Harrison?”

  He just nodded, making me giggle.

  We spent the evening talking and laughing, eating some appetizers and gabbing excitedly about the new adventure we were about to step into. Parenthood. I knew it wouldn’t always be easy, but I knew with Ryan by my side we could do anything. Evelyn wanted to come back in a year and have an update from us, showing the world the new baby, and while Ryan was a bit apprehensive, already showing his nervous dad side, I thought it would be a wonderful idea. Besides, we would get to celebrate with the people who had really made all of it possible for us. Just then Miles came bursting through the door with a case of beer and a smile.

  “Sorry I’m late,” he said, running over and hugging my mother, who he had grown very fond of since Los Angeles. “Did I miss anything good?”

  “You want to tell him?” I asked, looking over at Ryan.

  “Tell me what?” he said, excitedly.

  “We signed you up for next season,” Ryan smiled.

  “Wh—” he started to bluster, his jaw slack.

  “I’m just kidding,” Ryan laughed. “Actually, the news is, I’m going to be a dad.”

  “Oh my God! What?! You?” He put the case of beer down and ran over to Ryan, almost jumping into his arms, hugging him tightly.

  “Congratulations! Man, you are going to be the best father ever.”

  He walked over to me and put his hands on my cheeks, smiling as he leaned in and kissed me on the forehead.

  “And you are going to be Uncle Miles,” I said, with a smile.

  “That has a definite ring to it,” he grinned. “I’m honored as hell.”

  I smiled and stood back watching the people in my life, so thankful for everything that had happened. It was wild, unexpected, and definitely a shock, but I wouldn’t have had it any other way. I finally got my happily ever after, and there was so much more to come.

  ***

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  Relentless Pursuit

  I won’t rest until I have her.

  Every inch.

  When I catch Ava upstairs in my mansion, I barely notice her amber eyes widening with fear…

  Not with my cock stiffening in my pants.

  All I can think about is taking her into my bedroom and giving her the welcome she deserves.

  Before I have the chance, she flees.

  But those moments with her were like a drug.

  I’m hooked. I have to find her.

  So, I do.

  Turns out she’s a life coach.

  Suddenly my life needs coaching, 24/7.

  With every minute that passes, the chemistry between us gets stronger.

  But for some reason she’s resisting me.

  Resisting us.

  I won’t give up. There’s something in her eye when she says my name.

  I know she wants me.

  First, I’ll find out why she’s resisting me.

  Then I’ll make her mine.

  *** A steamy STANDALONE contemporary romance with a smoking hot hero. No cliffhanger, no cheating and a guaranteed happily-ever-after.***

  Chapter 1

  AVA

  “WOULD YOU just come on,” Petra nags me for the hundredth time.

  She’s always ready before me, and never lets it go unnoticed. We became roommates a little over a year ago, which has been awesome for my social life. Although she’s four years older than me, Petra often feels like a little s
ister.

  We met several years ago after being enrolled in a few classes together at UCLA, then set up a life-coaching practice jointly and then moved in together when we realized our leases were ending the same month. We spent so much time with one another already, it made just sense.

  It’s the third time this week she’s pulled me out to an event, when I’d rather curl up in bed with a glass of wine, binge watching crime documentaries on Netflix. I guess I’m a bit of a stereotypical only child, nearly always choosing to be by myself as opposed to being in a crowded nightclub.

  “I knew I would come in here and find you like this,” Petra sighs, eyeing me through the reflection of my vanity mirror. Her gray contacts make her look exotic, or so she says. In my opinion, they only make her look older, but I learned the hard way not to attempt to separate her from her false grays.

  “Like what?” I snap, knowing full well what she’ll say. Sometimes, being best friends allows us to read each other’s attitudes with ease.

  “You’re ready, Ava! What am I waiting for?” She shrieks so loud I cringe. Her mouth is only inches from my ear, yet she’s using her party voice as if there’s already music to yell over.

  “I’m finishing my mascara,” I lie. I had completed my make-up about half an hour ago, but not wanting to go out was a good enough reason to delay our departure as long as possible.

  Just then, Petra’s phone vibrates, and she smirks, looking at the screen.

  “Look at you, grinning like a guilty kid. Is that Jacob?” I ask, peeking over her shoulder, but she hides the phone before I can even catch a glimpse.

  “No, not Jacob. He’s so last week,” she says in a mock valley girl accent.

  Petra has been my guide into the strange world of the city of angels. She was raised here, and so it all seems normal to her. Coming from a small town just outside Bakersfield, I’m not used to the fast pace, or the ever-changing trends, of such a big city.

  In my hometown, there’s one diner that’s been there my whole life, and when you want to go out to eat, it’s the only place to go. In LA, there’s a new restaurant springing up every day, and at least twice a month Petra drags me to a grand opening of the new “it” place. I’m still struggling to get used to it all even though I have been here for years.

  “So then who is it?” I wonder, still trying to peek at her phone.

  “It’s nothing like that, Ava. Can you please just come on?” She deflects, focusing on my procrastination to avoid answering the question.

  “Okay, I just need to pack my purse,” I say, walking into my large closet with my lip gloss and mascara in hand.

  Reaching to my top shelf, I pick a black leather clutch purse to match my bandage dress and stilettos. Petra would usually call this a boring outfit, but tonight she seems to be too engrossed in her phone to be the judgmental sister I never wanted.

  “You don’t need all this,” Petra groans as she watches me picking items from my regular purse to pack into my tiny clutch.

  “I need my wallet, Petra,” I roll my eyes, annoyed by her exaggerated need to hurry.

  “No, you don’t. When do you ever pay for things with me?” She tilts her head while resting her hand on her hip before adding, “just bring your license, and you shouldn’t even need that.”

  She’s right. Whenever I go out with Petra, I never have to worry about anything. It’s like she has a key to the city, the way she instantly gains access to every major event. She once told me there’s a secret society of bartenders and doormen, and that every kid from the city serves two years in the nightlife to create their own network. From the stories I’ve overheard, I know she was popular as a VIP waitress during her undergrad years at UCLA.

  With Petra watching me like a hawk, I throw my license, a couple of bills, lip gloss and a pack of gum into the clutch before giving her the “I’m ready, stop hassling me,” glare.

  After quickly typing something into her phone, Petra nods and walks straight out of my room without another word. Following behind like an orderly mentee, I make my way into Petra’s white S-Class Mercedes Benz. The car is too flashy for me even on a normal day. On nights like this one, when she insists on having the top down, I scoff at her desperate ploy for attention.

  Petra doesn’t come from money, far from it actually, but Los Angeles isn’t about what you have, but rather what you look like you have. My best friend plays that game well, and always makes sure her appearance is top notch, regardless of how many late notices she receives for all her unpaid bills.

  “So, where are we going again?” I ask before she turns up the music as she always does. I can’t remember if this is an opening of some sort, or just another club.

  “Wherever the city takes us,” she smirks before blaring the music so loud I instinctively cover my ears, which makes her burst into laughter.

  Looking over, it’s impossible to remain mad at her, and giggles pour from me as I watch her speed through the busy streets of West Hollywood. As the city passes us by, I still find it hard to believe I live here, after dreaming and working hard to make it happen.

  Growing up so close to LA strangely made it more distant. I always felt the need to be someone different to live in a city filled with such glamor, but when my high school counselor introduced me to a program to attend UCLA, I jumped at the opportunity to leave.

  Petra’s heading to Hollywood, so I figure we must be going to a nightclub. A feeling of dread rushes over me. Not that I love either, but grand openings are less pretentious than nightclubs. There aren’t even lines to the parties here. Everyone just crowds around a man with a clipboard, pleading their case to get in. It’s pathetic, but also Petra’s favorite pastime.

  Before I can guess which club she’s going to, she rears off and continues straight to the 101, leaving me confused.

  “You’re going to the valley?” I yell over the music, the disbelief apparent in my tone.

  If there’s one thing Petra hates, it’s the valley. Whenever we have to leave Los Angeles County, she acts like we’re traveling to Siberia.

  Petra doesn’t answer, although I’m sure she’s heard me. Without a word, she makes a left, heading up the narrow streets leading to the Hollywood Hills.

  “The party’s up here?” I mutter, the loud music drowning out my confusion.

  “I just wanted to drive through and see the homes,” Petra answers, although I wasn’t speaking to her more than I was remarking on her strange decision.

  We both enjoy a random drive through a beautiful neighborhood for daydream inspiration, but rarely do these whimsical drives take place on the way to an event. When I hear her phone ding to alert her of a text message, I watch her smirk while she checks the phone before turning down another street.

  “Ooh, look. Some rich asshole is having a party,” she chuckles after turning down the music.

  A young man in a black and white tuxedo comes to the car, looking over his shoulder. The entire scene is a bit strange, but Petra doesn’t seem rattled and I try to take my cues from her.

  “Johnny, get over here!” She yells at the young man before turning to me, “I dated his older brother. We’re so going to this party,” she whispers.

  “Petra! What’s up?” He asks, digging into his suit pocket before pulling out a thin white joint and a lighter.

  “What do I need to get in there?” Petra nods to the large house at the end of the cul-de-sac. There are so many people moving about around the house, it looks like a nightclub.

  “Just one of these,” Johnny grins as he pulls out a red ticket from his back pocket.

  “Sweet,” Petra takes the ticket from him so quickly I could barely get a glimpse of it.

  “Oh, and you’ve gotta let me park the Benz. It’s strictly valet,” he says before sparking the joint and inhaling deeply as he backs away from the car, making room for Petra to open her door.

  “Come on,” Petra turns to me, speaking sternly like she always does when she thinks I might mess up some
thing.

  Shocked by the quick turn of events, I scan my seat as fast as possible, hoping not to leave anything behind, because I don’t even know if I’ll leave with Petra. Whenever we go to events it’s a toss up if I even see her again once we make our way past security.

  “Johnny, you better not put one scratch on my car.” I hear Petra say as I round the car. Her voice is serious and threatening as she cuts her eyes in his direction.

  “Chill. Enjoy the party.” He shakes his head while climbing into the driver’s seat.

  “And don’t smoke that in there.” She yells as he begins to pull away.

  Johnny smirks and nods his head, the joint resting between his lips as the Benz continues down the street.

  “Whose party is this?” I ask as we walk up the sidewalk to the white mansion. The grass is crisply cut in front of everyone’s house, like a scene out of a movie.

  “I don’t know. I’m just glad I saw Johnny. This is the type of event you have to know someone to get into.” Petra is obviously excited now.

  These events were what drove her in life, and I’d be lying if I didn’t feel privileged to know her in times like this. She knew everyone, and it always seemed to pay off as she finagled her way into exclusive events and award shows.

  “Wow. This is incredible,” I gasp as we finally approach the house. It’s white and even larger than I initially thought when I first saw it.

  The house stretches around in an L-shape, taking the space of what should probably be two homes. It’s incredibly modern, with more glass than any other surface.

  “You know the drill, Ava. Act like you’ve been here before,” Petra whispers.

  Chapter 2

  AVA

  TOGETHER WE march through the front door as I try my best to present the most nonchalant demeanor I can manage. And that’s no easy feat, because the home gets more impressive with every step.

  The artwork hanging on the walls varies from abstract to extreme realism. A painting of a young South Asian boy emerging from a lake looks so clear, I have to squint to determine it’s not a photograph. If I were in a museum, I’d spend extra time studying it, but for now I have to pretend none of this impresses me.