“Yes, I know.”
“And how did you answer the phone?”
I looked at him. “How did I answer it? What do you mean?”
“Exactly what I just said. What did you say when you answered the phone?”
“Oh. Well, Jonathan didn’t tell me what to say, but I think I said something along the lines of, Hello, Hard Tail Security, this is Daisy.”
He nodded. “That works. You don’t need to identify yourself, though. In fact, I’d prefer you didn’t.”
“Sure,” I said. “I’ve always done so in the past because it makes it a little more personable, but I don’t have to keep doing it.”
“The secretary doesn’t need to get personable with the clients,” he said. “Unless I decide she does, at which point, I will let you know. What else did Jonathan go over with you?”
“Um . . . not too much yet. I think he’s going to do more when he gets done with the phone call. I’m really sorry about spilling the coffee like that, by the way. Are your pants okay?” I had meant to ask if he was okay, but ended up saying that instead.
He gave me a funny look. “Uh, yeah, they’re great,” he said. “They were really hoping to go for that antiquated look that only spilled coffee can seem to achieve.”
I smiled; he didn’t. Great. I snuck a glance toward Jonathan’s office, though he showed no signs of reappearing. Ian followed my gaze, a bemused expression on his face.
“The main things we’d like you to do here are answer the phones, make sure the place stays neat, so that means filing any paperwork, restocking supplies as necessary, emptying the trash. Jonathan and I will periodically have a list of things for you to do aside from what I just mentioned, but I think it’d be good for you to start with the basics.”
“Sure,” I said. “I can definitely handle all of that.”
He nodded. “I guess we’ll find out, won’t we?”
Chapter Five
Ian
I spent the rest of the day in my office with the door open, so I could overhear everything that Jonathan and Daisy talked about. It was quaint, really, sort of like listening to “How Not To Get A Girl Interested In You.” It was almost unbelievable how badly he sucked at flirting. I mean, it was painful for me, and I was just eavesdropping.
It got so bad that at four-thirty, I made my way out of the office and told Daisy she could take off early. She was sitting at the desk, pen in hand, file folders separated into different piles in front of her.
“Oh,” she said. “I was just going to file these, and then I’ll go. Does the day usually end now?”
“Not usually,” I said. “So tomorrow you can expect to be here longer. But for your first day, I think it’s good if you ease into it. If you want to file those before you go, you can.”
“Okay, I’ll do that first.”
She got up, smoothing her skirt down, even though it wasn’t rumpled, and took the files.
“You’re doing great, Daisy,” Jonathan said, as though he were her life coach or something.
He was trying not to hover, but he only lasted about two seconds before he made his way over to the filing cabinet.
“Thanks so much for coming in today,” he said as she dropped the last file in and closed the door. “I—we, I mean, think you did great.”
“You already said that,” I said. “But you did, Daisy. Great job.” Did I sound sarcastic? I wasn’t meaning to be, but it was hard not to make fun of Jonathan a little bit.
“Well, thank you, both of you,” she said. “Should I come in earlier tomorrow?”
“That’s fine. Nine o’clock is good. Don’t worry about bringing me a coffee.”
I watched as she got her stuff, said goodbye to us two more times, and then finally left.
“So,” I said, once Daisy’s behind had disappeared from view. I glanced at Jonathan, who was also looking after her, puppy dog eyes on full display. For fuck’s sake. “How did the little bloom’s first day go?”
“Huh?” Jonathan said when he was finally able to yank his gaze away from the door she just exited. “Bloom?”
“Yeah . . . her name’s Daisy . . . flowers . . .” I waved my hand. “Never mind. How’d it go?”
Jonathan nodded enthusiastically. “She’s great, man. You didn’t make a mistake giving her the job. I mean, yeah, Lynn probably would’ve done fine, too, but she was kind of . . . I don’t know . . . prickly? That’s the vibe I got from her.”
“And you definitely don’t get that from Daisy.”
“No! She’s really enthusiastic. She wants to please.” He frowned. “That came out sounding wrong. I didn’t mean it like that.”
“You should get your mind out of the gutter,” I said, which was laughable because Jonathan was about as Boy Scout as you could get.
“I wasn’t . . .” He let his voice trail off. “She was definitely a better choice than Lynn was. I know that for sure.”
“If she’s not, we can just fire her and go with number three on my list, who I believe was Charlotte.”
Jonathan blanched. Christ, he really was whipped.
Daisy’s second day on the job. Let’s see, what was she wearing today? Was that a wool skirt? A wool skirt that went past the knees? Why, yes, yes it was. And a blouse that was buttoned all the way up to the top button? Christ. I leaned against the door frame of my office and watched as she struggled with one of those five-gallon Poland Springs bottles. I could change one of those one-handed, but Daisy was obviously going to have much more of a challenge. She wasn’t completely devoid of muscle; underneath those clothes, I could tell there was a slender figure wrapped up in toned muscles—she probably did yoga or pilates—but she still wasn’t going to be strong enough to be able to easily get that thing on the cooler.
Her back was to me, and she was contorting herself over the bottle, trying to figure out the best way to heft it up without spilling it all over herself. That gray wool skirt made her ass look like a shapeless lump. Really? Freak in bed? What the fuck was Jonathan smoking? Unless it was like some sort of purposeful deception, like underneath that shapeless skirt she was actually wearing crotchless panties and a garter belt, which, even I had to admit was hot.
Her calves, though. They were shapely, tapering down to rather delicate looking ankles.
I cleared my throat. “You need to bend your knees,” I said, “or you’re going to pull a back muscle.”
She jumped and turned, smoothing her skirt down as she did so. “Oh!” she said, her face reddening. “I didn’t realize you were there.”
“Need some help?”
“No, no, I’ve got it under control . . .” She looked at the water bottle disdainfully.
“Uh-huh,” I said dryly. “Look, it’s okay if you need to ask for help once in a while. I know this is technically your job and everything, but it’d be better to get one of the guys to do it instead of throwing your back out and not being able to come in for a month.”
She made a face when I said “one of the guys” and yanked at her skirt, set her jaw, and shook her head. “I’ve got it,” she said.
I held my hands up. “By all means, then.” She had a look of determination on her face that wavered slightly when she looked back at the five-gallon bottle she was going to have to wrangle onto the dispenser.
“My offer still stands,” I said.
“I can handle it. I’ve got it.”
I stood back and watched. She didn’t “have it” by any stretch of the imagination, but it sure as hell was fun to watch. She grunted, she gritted her teeth, she wrapped her arms around the bottle in a bear hug, started to lift it up, made it halfway, but then realized there was no way she was going to be able to flip the jug over and get it onto the dispenser properly with her arms around it like that. So she lowered it back down, shooting a look in my direction to see if I was still watching. Which I was, of course. So far, this was the most exciting thing of the day.
“You don’t have to stand there, you know,” she s
aid, brushing wisps of hair back from her forehead. Her eyes widened. “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to say that . . . You’re the boss here . . . you can do whatever you want, obviously. I just . . . I just think that I might have an easier time doing this if I didn’t have an audience.”
“You’d have an easier time with it if you just let me do it.”
She’d obviously been brainwashed by the credo that anything a man could do, a woman could do (better).
“Just pretend that I’m not even here then,” I said.
Now, if I were Jonathan, I would’ve worded things in such a way that would make her feel as though accepting my help wouldn’t be an affront to her feminism. If I were Jonathan, the water would’ve been on the dispenser five minutes ago and we’d have filled our cups with a nice cold drink and be standing around, talking.
And just like that, as though all I needed to do was think about him, he materialized. “Oh, hey,” he said. He looked at Daisy, who had resumed her struggle, and then to me, and then back at Daisy. “You need a hand there, Daisy?”
If I weren’t there, she’d say yes. She was tempted to say yes anyway, but she shook her head. “I can do it.”
“Uh . . .” Jonathan appeared to be about to dispute that but thought better of it. Instead of standing there watching her, though, he started talking to me. I listened to what he was saying, but continued to watch her over his shoulder.
She somehow managed to get the bottle up and on the dispenser, without actually spilling a drop. It wasn’t the most coordinated effort to watch, but she had done it, and was now trying to hide the fact that the whole thing had left her a little winded.
Jonathan was still talking when I walked past him and over to the water cooler. I grabbed one of the cups and held it under the spigot, pressing the button for cold water. I filled it up and then offered it to Daisy.
“That was quite an effort,” I said.
“It wasn’t really.” Still, she took the cup from me and took a sip. I wanted to reach over and brush a wisp of hair from her forehead, but I restrained myself. When she finished the water, I held my hand out and took the cup, then dropped it into the trash for her.
“Thanks,” she said.
I could tell by the look on his face that Jonathan was just wishing that he had thought to do that first.
Every Wednesday evening, after I left the work, I’d drive on over to Eagle Hollow Nursing Home and Rehabilitation Center. I’d bypass the main parking lot in favor of the smaller employee lot on the side of the building, right where the window to his room looked out. He was on the second floor, which meant he’d have a great view of the car.
My car.
Well, it wasn’t actually my car, that blue ’67 Camaro. It still technically belonged to Pete. I kept the thing maintained, and I drove the hell out of it. That car was his pride and joy, perhaps the only thing he ever truly loved. And somehow, somehow, it had ended up in my hands.
I’d requested that the nurses make sure Pete be wheeled over to the window right before I’d show up every Wednesday. “He loves that car,” I told them. “And nothing would make him happier than to be able to see it, even if it is just a glimpse from a window.”
The nurses there all fawned over me; they thought it was so sweet how I visited my stepfather on a regular basis, even though he was no longer able to communicate. He’d had one stroke that left the whole left side of his body paralyzed, but it was the second stroke that had robbed him of his ability to speak.
I parked the car and walked around the side of the building, past the manicured lawn and the immaculately kept flower beds. Inside, I waved to the receptionist, said hello to some of the nurses, and made my way to the elevator. Wendy was walking down the hall and hurried over just in time to make it in before the door shut.
“Ian!” she said. “I thought that was you.”
She was saying it like she was surprised, but I knew this was an act. I’d been coming here every week for over a year now. I had fucked Wendy in the parking lot a few months ago; her shift had been ending right when I’d been leaving. She was in her mid-forties, unhappily married, her body ravaged by multiple pregnancies. She had stretch marks, loose skin, sagging breasts. She could stand to lose about fifteen pounds, and her face was average, at best. But I wasn’t the sort of guy who only fucked hot women. I knew I could probably sleep with any woman of my choosing, and I certainly had been with plenty of gorgeous ones, but I also enjoyed the occasional romp with those who you wouldn’t necessarily consider fine physical specimens. Such as Wendy. She was wise enough to know that we weren’t in love and this wasn’t going to end with some happily ever after, but she could still enjoy it. And when you sleep with someone like Wendy, who knows they’re average looking at best, they are so grateful, so appreciative, that the sex usually ends up being quite phenomenal.
“How have you been?” she asked.
“Decent,” I said. She was wearing lavender scrubs that I easily could have reached over and torn off, taken her right there in the elevator. “How are you?”
“Work has been busy. But I can’t complain. Too much, anyway.” She laughed, as though this were some sort of great joke. “Pete will be glad to see you. He’s seemed . . . I don’t know, more agitated than usual this week. It will be good for him to visit with you.”
The elevator stopped at the second floor, and the doors opened. A long, linoleum hallway stretched in front of us.
“Hmm,” I said. “I wonder what’s bothering him.”
“Well,” Wendy said, “my guess is that the anniversary of your mother’s death is coming up. Pete may not be able to communicate verbally any more, but he’s still very much aware of what is going on.”
Good. I was glad to hear it. If Pete was suffering from dementia or something, and his mind was so far gone that he had no idea who I was or no recollection of all the horrible shit he’d done to me, I probably wouldn’t be coming here. The fun was in the fact that he was the one suffering now. He was the one who was helpless to do anything about it, but just sit there and take it.
“You think he knows what date it is?” I asked as we walked down the hallway.
Wendy nodded. “Oh, absolutely. He goes down to the activity room every day, and there’s a big wall calendar where they list all the activities for that day. And sometimes he’ll be in the lounge when the news is on. I’m sure he knows what date it is.” Wendy leaned toward me, her arm brushing mine. “You might be able to help him,” she said.
“Oh yeah? How so?”
She stopped walking, so I stopped too. She looked to her left, then her right, as though making sure that no one else was walking down the hallway. When she saw that the hall was momentarily empty, she reached out and touched my arm. “Forgive him,” she said.
A look of surprise shot across my face that I tried to quickly rearrange into an expression of neutrality. Forgive him? How did she know everything that he’d done to me? Had he told her? But he’d come here after the second stroke, after he’d been unable to speak. Did he have another way of communicating that I wasn’t aware of? And: Did he really want my forgiveness?
“Now, I know Pete can’t come out and say it,” Wendy said as we resumed walking, “but it’s clear as day to me why he’s more agitated now.”
“I’m sorry, but I’m not quite following. And why am I supposed to forgive him?”
“Because he didn’t mean it.”
“He didn’t mean it. And he told you this?”
“No, of course not. But it’s almost June twenty-fourth, and that’s the day anniversary of your mother’s death, isn’t it?”
“Yes,” I said slowly, still not following.
“And I’m sure Pete feels immense guilt because of it. The cause of the fire was a cigarette, wasn’t it?”
“Yes,” I said.
“So you should forgive him. If you can find it in yourself to do so. It would give him some closure. Can you imagine having all this guilt within you, but not
having an outlet for it? A way to express it? You could really help him come to terms with this.”
I nodded, feeling my shoulders relax a bit. Wendy had no clue about my childhood, that wasn’t what she was talking about at all. What she was talking about was the fact that after his first stroke, Pete was still able to smoke cigarettes, which he did, in his recliner, where he fell asleep with one still lit. The ashtray had tipped over or something, and the stack of newspapers, then the blinds, had caught on fire. The first stroke had been a minor one, so Pete had been able to get himself out, though just barely. My mother, who had fallen asleep upstairs, had not been so lucky. The living room had been right by the front door; had the layout of the house not been so, it was highly probable that Pete would not have made it out either.
Wendy must have taken my nod as a sign that I would do as she suggested; when we reached Pete’s door, she gave my arm a squeeze and said she hoped she’d see me on the way out.
“Sure thing,” I said.
Pete’s door was ajar. I knocked lightly, waited a moment, and then went in. He’d never given me the courtesy of a door knock when I’d been younger, but I wasn’t doing it out of courtesy now. Rather, I liked to think that he knew exactly who it was when I knocked—two medium, followed by two short, sort of like the start of “The Imperial March” (aka Darth Vader’s theme song)—and then pause for a few seconds, thereby allowing a beat or two of dread to form as a precursor of my entrance.
I stepped into the room. It was medium-sized, with a twin bed, hospital style, with side rails and the ability to adjust. It was made, the tan cotton blanket tucked in tight at the corners, the pillow fluffed. There was a side table, and then two chairs for visitors to sit in. There was also a dresser with a small flat-screen TV, a few paperback books that I don’t think anyone had ever read, and a couple folded newspapers. I caught sight of myself in the full-length mirror that hung next to the dresser, and what I saw, of course, pleased me. It was a mild day out, and I was wearing a black T-shirt, fitted just enough that you could tell I was in really good fucking shape. The sleeves hugged my biceps. My jeans sat low on my hips, and were I to lift my arms high enough above my head, the bottom of my shirt would ride up just enough to give a glimpse of a very enviable V cut. My hair, which I’d kept buzzed short when I’d been in the service, had grown out maybe an inch and a half, and was slightly wavy, thus giving me a tousled bedroom look without any effort exerted on my part. I report all this not because I’m full of myself or because I even give a shit about how I look, but because my physical experienced screamed vitality and good health, and that was exactly what I wanted Pete to see.
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