PRAISE FOR THE NOVELS OF LAURA DISILVERIO
The Readaholics and the Falcon Fiasco
“Laura DiSilverio’s first book in her excellent new Book Club Mystery series features an appealingly clever protagonist and her witty group of Readaholics, who dissect great books while solving an intricately plotted murder that kept me turning pages late into the night.”
—New York Times bestselling author Kate Carlisle
“Engaging characters. Beautiful setting.”
—New York Times bestselling author Carolyn Hart
“Amy-Faye Johnson and her readaholic friends will leave you wanting more in this engaging new mystery series.”
—national bestselling author Sally Goldenbaum
The Mall Cop Mysteries
“An original heroine, a clever concept. . . . Put this series at the top of your shopping list.”
—Elaine Viets, national bestselling author of A Dog Gone Murder
“One hell of a great novel. This novel will crack you up with DiSilverio’s humor and razor’s-edge wit.”
—Suspense Magazine
“Charming, fun, and refreshing.”
—Seattle Post-Intelligencer
“A fun, well-paced mystery that keeps readers guessing.”
—Fresh Fiction
The Two-Time Lefty Finalist Charlie Swift Novels
“Well-crafted.”
—The Boston Globe
“A delightfully sure-footed mixture of light and dark . . . wonderful.”
—Margaret Maron, Edgar Award–winning author of Designated Daughters
“Laura DiSilverio is a tremendous new talent . . . a magnificent mystery.”
—Cornelia Read, author of Valley of Ashes
“Smart and sassy with tons of humor and a whole lot of heart.”
—Chris Grabenstein, Anthony and Agatha Award–winning author of Escape from Mr. Lemoncello’s Library
“[A] winning debut. . . . DiSilverio shifts seamlessly between breezy banter and the weightier tone the investigation takes once murder enters the equation. Just as importantly, she creates an engaging community of characters readers will want to revisit.”
—Publishers Weekly
“DiSilverio deftly mixes light, zany humor with the darkness of the crimes.”
—Booklist (starred review)
“DiSilverio has a bit of Sue Grafton’s tone about her with a dash of Janet Evanovich thrown in. . . . Expect to laugh.”
—Library Journal
OTHER MYSTERIES BY LAURA DISILVERIO
The Mall Cop Mystery Series
Book 1: Die Buying
Book 2: All Sales Fatal
Book 3: Malled to Death
The Swift Investigations Series
Book 1: Swift Justice
Book 2: Swift Edge
Book 3: Swift Run
OTHER MYSTERIES BY LAURA DISILVERIO WRITING AS ELLA BARRICK
The Ballroom Dance Mystery Series
Book 1: Quickstep to Murder
Book 2: Dead Man Waltzing
Book 3: The Homicide Hustle
WRITING AS LILA DARE
The Southern Beauty Shop series
Book 1: Tressed to Kill
Book 2: Polished Off
Book 3: Die Job
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Contents
Praise
Other Mysteries by Laura Disilverio
Title page
Copyright page
Dedication
Acknowledgments
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Excerpt from The Readaholics and the Poirot Puzzle
For my readers
Thanks for thinking books and reading and literacy
and stories are important.
I wouldn’t be a writer if it weren’t for all of you.
Acknowledgments
As always, thanks to my phenomenal editor, Sandy Harding, who shares my sense of humor and continues to make me a better writer, and my agent, Paige Wheeler, who was the first publishing industry professional to believe in me, and who also challenges me to get better with every book.
Thanks to all the sisters and misters of Sisters in Crime, the most supportive and helpful community in the fiction-writing arena.
Thanks and much love to my husband, Tom, and my daughters. I am greatly blessed.
Chapter 1
The white suit was a bad idea. I knew it when I bought it at the outlet mall, but it was 75 percent off and the A-line skirt disguised the extra ten pounds that tend to cling to my thighs. I knew it when I put it on, but the forecast was for an unseasonable ninety degrees in Heaven, Colorado—the temps didn’t usually climb into the nineties until July in our little Rocky Mountain hollow on Lost Alice Lake—and the white linen made me feel crisp and cool. With my copper-colored hair twisted into a chignon, an aqua camisole under the jacket, and nude pumps, I was the image of chic professionalism as I set out to meet my new client. Until the kitten.
It sat at the corner of Eden and Paradise, underneath the four-way stop sign, a tiny ball of bedraggled gray fluff. It had rained hard the night before and the kitten’s damp fur convinced me she’d been caught out in it. My windows were down so I could enjoy the rain-washed and still cool air, and I heard a plaintive mew as I waited for a pickup to cross the intersection. The kitten put a paw in the gutter as the truck caromed into a potho
le and almost drowned it with a tsunami of muddy water.
“Get back on the sidewalk, kitty,” I ordered. I didn’t see a collar.
She mewed again and looked at me with big blue eyes. It was my turn to go and I rolled slowly into the intersection. I didn’t have time to rescue stray kittens. The bride-to-be was expecting me at nine o’clock sharp at the Columbine, the most upscale B and B in Heaven. Someone else would stop for the kitten; its owner was probably combing the neighborhood for it this very minute. I’d come this way on my return trip to the office and if she was still here, I’d bundle her up and take her to the humane society. I flat out couldn’t do it now.
On the far side of the intersection, I hit my brakes and pulled over with a gusty sigh. Slamming my door harder than necessary, I stalked across the street and looked down at the kitten, who tilted her head back and stared at me, unblinking.
“Come on, then,” I said, scooping her up. She didn’t weigh much more than a wet washcloth, and I carried her balled in my hands, my arms outstretched, to protect my suit from the muddy droplets dribbling off her. She squirmed when we reached the van. Yes, a van. It wasn’t the sporty convertible that would have reflected my personality better—I mean, a van doesn’t exactly say hot, single, young thirties professional like an Audi TT does—but I’d ended up hauling potted plants, tubs of crystal, and even peacocks for my event-planning business too often to consider a smaller vehicle. With a harried glance at my watch, I put her into an empty champagne box and moved it to the front seat, tossing The Maltese Falcon, the book my Readaholics were discussing tonight, into the back. Pulling a yoga top from my gym bag, I tucked it around the kitten, who didn’t seem to object to its ripe smell. I couldn’t keep thinking of her as “the kitten,” so I mentally christened her Misty. There’s a law, I’m pretty sure, that requires that all gray cats be named Smoky or Misty.
Hurrying around the van, I climbed back into the driver’s seat, flashing a bit of thigh at a young man who honked and grinned as he drove past. I inspected my suit, relieved to see not a speck of mud or one long gray hair. Ha! I’d foiled the forces of the universe that direct their energy at smirching white suits. I hit the gas. The B and B was only two blocks away and I pulled up right at nine.
“Mew.” Misty had her front paws over the box’s top and her head peeked out. She looked around curiously.
“Don’t—” I started as the box wobbled.
I put out a hand and caught the box as it toppled toward my lap. Whew! Another bullet dodged. Misty slumped into a corner as I righted the box. “Mew.”
“Don’t get snippy with me,” I said. “You’re the one who tipped the box over.” I slewed my lips to the side. I couldn’t leave her in the van, even with the windows open. My meeting might go two hours and it would be hot enough to melt asphalt by the time I got back. With another sigh, I tucked the expandable leather folder that held my notes into the box and hefted it. “Kittens are to be neither seen nor heard at important business meetings,” I told her sternly, mounting the six stone steps leading to the Victorian B and B’s double oak doors. The building dated from the late 1880s, when the town was incorporated, and Sandy Milliken and her husband, transplants from the East Coast, had spent beaucoup bucks fixing it up.
I nudged one door open with my hip, cradling the box in the crook of my elbow. The foyer, graced with wide-plank oak floors, Laura Ashley fabrics, and a Tiffany chandelier, murmured of history and the expensive restoration. It smelled like lemon furniture polish and bacon. Misty apparently liked the latter scent, because her tufty head appeared over the box’s rim, tiny nose working. “After we’re done here,” I promised her, “I’ll find you some tasty kibble.”
Pushing her gently back into the box, I headed toward the patio, where I was supposed to meet my new client, a Madison Taylor. I didn’t think she was a local girl, but I’d been happy to agree to plan her wedding when she called me out of the blue last week. It wasn’t unusual to have out-of-town weddings scheduled in Heaven. Brides liked the idea of being married in “Heaven,” and the crafty town council had built a lovely wedding gazebo by the lake when they renamed the town fifteen years ago. It used to be called Walter’s Ford, but Walter was only a footnote in the town’s history, and folks didn’t seem to know if “Ford” referred to a Model T or a water crossing no longer in existence, so our elected officials went with a name they thought would attract more tourists and business development. I’d been a sophomore at the time and there’d been something of a kerfuffle when our football team suddenly became the Heaven Demons, but that was resolved by the students voting to adopt a new mascot: the Avengers.
The clinking of cutlery and the splashing of a small fountain drew me toward the patio, where I knew breakfast was served on nice mornings. Wrought-iron tables spaced a gracious distance apart dotted the flagstone patio, which was surrounded by lush greenery and flowers: lavender, hostas, lemon trees, and oleanders in pots, and daylilies just beginning to bloom now that we were into May. They bobbed as flurries of wind, left over from last night’s storm, gusted across the patio. A trio of cement goldfish spurted water into a basin six feet in diameter, attracting a sparrow, which sat on the rim. It got a shower whenever the wind blew the fine spray the fish were sending up. Only two tables held guests finishing their eggs, bacon, and Sandy’s award-winning cranberry-carrot muffins. Sandy herself refreshed their coffee cups from a steaming carafe. I set Misty’s carton in an unobtrusive corner behind the open French doors, extracted some papers from my expandable folder, and arranged it atop the box to keep her inside.
“Stay put,” I told her. She blinked at me. I took it for agreement. Rising, I smoothed my pristine skirt, put a smile on my face, and moved to meet my client.
“Here’s Amy-Faye now,” Sandy said to the petite blond woman sitting closest to the fountain. The motherly Sandy filled an extra cup for me and I gave her a grateful smile. “Amy-Faye, this is Taylor Madison. She’s been telling me all about the ‘Heavenly’ wedding she wants. I’ve told her you’re the gal can make sure every detail is perfect.” She gave a half wink before responding to a request for more marmalade from the older couple at the other table.
“Well, I’ll do my best to put together your dream wedding,” I said, holding out my hand to the blonde. I knew she was a New York City lawyer, but she looked dainty and unthreatening, more of an angelfish than a shark. In her late twenties, probably. She was no bigger than a minute, with a heart-shaped face, a straight nose, and strong brows that winged up at the ends. She would look ethereal in clouds of white tulle, or maybe a strapless satin column dress, if her taste was as modern as her name. She rose with a smile and shook my hand, hers slim but strong.
“Actually,” she said, “it’s Madison Taylor. I get that all the time. Two last names, right? I don’t know what my folks were thinking. Call me Madison.”
“Amy-Faye Johnson,” I said. “Pleased to meet you.”
We exchanged a few pleasantries about the weather and how beautiful Heaven was before Madison’s voice took on a more businesslike tone. “I always assumed I’d get married in Manhattan since that’s where I live, but when Doug suggested we get married in Heaven, I figured why not? My family would have to travel from Wisconsin to New York, anyway, so they might as well come here instead. And Colorado is so . . . refreshing this time of year. New York’s all smog and noise and humidity.” Her smile invited me to applaud her reasoning. “So I was thinking a morning wedding, with six bridesmaids in carnation pink, followed by a brunch reception . . .”
She’d lost me at “Doug.” No, it couldn’t be. I began taking notes and offering suggestions, but half my mind worried at that “Doug.” There were lots of Dougs in the world. I didn’t even know if her Doug was from Heaven or just thought it would be a romantic place to get married. We discussed caterers, florists, and photographers; her three-year-old twin niece and nephew, who would make an adorable ring bearer and flower
girl; the pros and cons of an outdoor reception by the lake; and the sticky etiquette of how to involve both her father and stepfather in the wedding. Routine stuff. She didn’t say why they were marrying in such haste—three weeks was barely enough time to organize a garage sale, never mind a wedding—but I didn’t feel I could ask. Her groom’s last name never came up and it was driving me crazy. Doug who? I wanted to shout.
When we segued into a discussion of my fees and contract, I couldn’t help myself. “Where did you get my name?” I asked.
Madison smiled. “Doug’s mother, Elspeth Elvaston. She said you were the best event planner in Heaven, a real perfectionist, and that you’d gone to high school with Doug. She said if anyone could pull this wedding together on such short notice, you could.”
Multicolored lights blinked before my eyes and it was suddenly hard to breathe. “You’re marrying Doug Elvaston?” My Doug? My former boyfriend and the reason I came back to Heaven after college in Boulder? “I . . . I didn’t even know he was dating anyone.”
With a girlish laugh, Madison leaned forward. “We met in New York—I’m sure you know he’s been spending a lot of time there on a class-action case—and it was kind of a whirlwind thing. Lots of long hours of legal work turned into romantic dinners and walks in Central Park, a weekend at a little B and B on the Hudson.” She tucked a strand of silky gold hair behind one small ear. “I knew he was the one for me almost from the moment we met. He said it was the same for him, that he’d never felt this kind of connection with anyone before. You know how it is when you can finish each other’s sentences, when you can share a joke just by meeting someone’s eyes?” She fairly glowed.
I felt nauseated. Her total lack of self-consciousness told me Doug hadn’t even mentioned my name to her. How was that possible? We’d had an on-again-off-again relationship since our junior year in high school. Yeah, we’d been in an “off” phase for almost two years, but I hadn’t realized Doug considered us totally off, get-married-to-someone-else off. I’d been so sure that we’d eventually get back together—
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