“But you’re not going, Doctor?" cried Helen. It was both a question and a protest.
“I’ve got to guide him back," said Frost.
“Yes," Howard confirmed, “but he is staying to live with us. Aren’t you. Master?"
“Oh, no!" It was Helen again.
Igor put an arm around her. “Don’t coax him," he told her. “You know he has not been happy here — I gather that Howard’s home would suit him better. If so, he’s earned it."
Helen thought about it, then came up to Frost, placed both hands on his shoulders, and kissed him, standing on tiptoe to do so. “Goodbye, Doc," she said in a choky voice, “or anyhow, au revoir!"
He reached up and patted one of her hands.
Frost lay in the sun, letting the rays soak into his old bones. It was certainly pleasant here. He missed Helen and Igor a little, but he suspected that they did not really miss him. And — life with Howard and Star Light was more to his liking. Officially he was tutor to their children, if and when. Actually he was just as lazy and useless as he had always wanted to be, with time on his hands. Time … Time.
There was just one thing that he would liked to have known: What did Sergeant Izowsld say when he looked up and saw that the police wagon was empty? Probably thought it was impossible.
It did not matter. He was too lazy and sleepy to care. Time enough for a little nap before lunch. Time enough …
Time.
Common Sense
Astounding Science Fiction, October 1941
Joe, the right hand head of Joe-Jim, addressed his words to Hugh Hoyland. “All right, smart boy, you’ve convinced the Chief Engineer." He gestured toward Bill Ertz with the blade of his knife, then resumed picking Jim’s teeth with it. “So what? Where does it get you?"
“I’ve explained that," Hugh Hoyland answered irritably. “We keep on, until every scientist in the Ship, from the Captain to the greenest probationer, knows that the Ship moves and believes that we can make it move. Then we’ll finish the Trip, as Jordan willed. How many knives can you muster?" he added.
“Well, for the love of Jordan! Listen, have you got some fool idea that we are going to help you with this crazy scheme?"
“Naturally. You’re necessary to it."
“Then you had better think up another think. That’s out. Bobo! Get out the checkerboard."
“O.K., Boss." The microcephalic dwarf hunched himself up off the floor plates and trotted across Joe-Jim’s apartment.
“Hold it, Bobo." Jim, the left-hand head, had spoken. The dwarf stopped dead, his narrow forehead wrinkled. The fact that his two-headed master occasionally failed to agree as to what Bobo should do was the only note of insecurity in his tranquil bloodthirsty existence.
“Let’s hear what he has to say," Jim continued. “There may be some fun in this."
“Fun! The fun of getting a knife in your ribs. Let me point out that they are my ribs, too. I don’t agree to it."
“I didn’t ask you to agree; I asked you to listen. Leaving fun out of it, it may be the only way to keep a knife out of our ribs."
“What do you mean?" Joe demanded suspiciously. “You heard what Ertz had to say." Jim flicked a thumb toward the prisoner. “The Ship’s officers are planning to clean out the upper levels. How would you like to go into the Converter, Joe? You can’t play checkers after we’re broken down into hydrogen."
“Bunk! The Crew can’t exterminate the muties; they’ve tried before."
Jim turned to Etrz. “How about it?"
Ertz answered somewhat diffidently, being acutely aware of his own changed status from a senior Ship’s officer to prisoner of war. He felt befuddled anyhow; too much had happened and too fast. He had been kidnaped, hauled up to the Captain’s veranda, and had there gazed out at the stars. The stars.
His hard-boiled rationalism included no such concept. If an Earth astronomer had had it physically demonstrated to him that the globe spun on its axis because someone turned a crank, the upset in evaluations could have been no greater.
Besides that, he was acutely aware that his own continued existence hung in fine balance. Joe-Jim was the first upper-level mutie he had ever met other than in combat, knife to knife. A word from him to that great ugly dwarf sprawled on the deck — He chose his words. “I think the Crew would be successful, this time. We … they have organized for it. Unless there are more of you than we think there are and better organized, I think it could be done. You see … well, uh, I organized it."
“You?"
“Yes. A good many of the Council don’t like the policy of letting the muties alone. Maybe it’s sound religious doctrine and maybe it isn’t, but we lose a child here and a couple of pigs there. It’s annoying."
“What do you expect muties to eat?" demanded Jim belligerently. “Thin air?"
“No, not exactly. Anyhow, the new policy was not entirely destructive. Any muties that surrendered and could be civilized we planned to give to masters and put them to work as part of the Crew. That is, any that weren’t, uh … that were —" He broke off in embarrassment, and shifted his eyes from the two-headed monstrosity before him.
“You mean any that weren’t physical mutations, like me," Joe filled in nastily. “Don’t you?" he persisted. “For the likes of me it’s the Converter, isn’t it?" He slapped the blade of his knife nervously on the palm of his hand.
Ertz edged away, his own hand shifting to his belt. But no knife was slung there; he felt naked and helpless without it. “Just a minute," he said defensively, “you asked me; that’s the situation. It’s out of my hands. I’m just telling you."
“Let him alone, Joe. He’s just handing you the straight dope. It’s like I was telling you: either go along with Hugh’s plan, or wait to be hunted down. And don’t get any ideas about killing him; we’re going to need him." As Jim spoke he attempted to return the knife to its sheath. There was a brief and silent struggle between the twins for control of the motor nerves to their right arm, a clash of will below the level of physical activity. Joe gave in.
“All right," he agreed surlily, “but if I go to the Converter, I want to take this one with me for company."
“Stow it," said Jim. “You’ll have me for company."
“Why do you believe him?"
“He has nothing to gain by lying. Ask Alan."
Alan Mahoney, Hugh’s friend and boyhood chum, had listened to the argument round-eyed, without joining it. He, too, had suffered the nerve-shaking experience of viewing the outer stars, but his ignorant peasant mind had not the sharply formulated opinions of Ertz, the Chief Engineer. Ertz had been able to see almost at once that the very existence of a world outside the Ship changed all his plans and everything he had believed in; Alan was capable only of wonder.
“What about this plan to fight the muties, Alan?"
“Huh? Why, I don’t know anything about it. Shucks, I’m not a scientist. Say, wait a minute — there was a junior officer sent in to help our village scientist, Lieutenant Nelson —" He stopped and looked puzzled.
“What about it? Go ahead."
“Well, he has been organizing the cadets in our village, and the married men, too, but not so much. Making 'em practice with their blades and slings. Never told us what for, though."
Ertz spread his hands. “You see?"
Joe nodded. “I see," he admitted grimly.
Hugh Hoyland looked at him eagerly. “Then you’re with me?"
“I suppose so," Joe admitted. “Right!" added Jim.
Hoyland looked back to Ertz. “How about you, Bill Ertz?"
“What choice have I got?"
“Plenty. I want you with me wholeheartedly. Here’s the layout: The Crew doesn’t count; it’s the officers we have to convince. Any that aren’t too addlepated and stiff-necked to understand after they’ve seen the stars and the Control Room, we keep. The others —" he drew a thumb across his throat while making a harsh sibilance in his cheek — “the Converter."
Bobo grinned happi
ly and imitated the gesture and the sound.
Ertz nodded. “Then what?"
“Muties and Crew together, under a new Captain, we move the Ship to Far Centaurus! Jordan’s Will be done!"
Ertz stood up and faced Hoyland. It was a heady notion, too big to be grasped at once, but, by Jordan! he liked it. He spread his hands on the table and leaned across it. “I’m with you, Hugh Hoyland!"
A knife clattered on the table before him, one from the brace at Joe-Jim’s belt. Joe looked startled, seemed about to speak to his brother, then appeared to think better of it. Ertz looked his thanks and stuck the knife in his belt.
The twins whispered to each other for a moment, then Joe spoke up. “Might as well make it stick," he said. He drew his remaining knife and, grasping the blade between thumb and forefinger so that only the point was exposed, he jabbed himself in the fleshly upper part of his left arm. “Blade for blade!"
Ertz’s eyebrows shot up. He whipped out his newly acquired blade and cut himself in the same location. The blood spurted and ran down to the crook of his arm. “Back to back!" He shoved the table aside and pressed his gory shoulder against the wound on Joe-Jim.
Alan Mahoney, Hugh Hoyland, Bobo: all had their blades out, all nicked their arms till the skin ran red and wet. They crowded in, bleeding shoulders pushed together so that the blood dripped united to the death.
“Blade for blade!"
“Back to back!"
“Blood to blood!"
“Blood brothers — to the end of the Trip!"
An apostate scientist, a kidnaped scientist, a dull peasant, a two-headed monster, a apple-brained moron; five knives, counting Joe-Jim as one; five brains, counting Joe-Jim as two and Bobo as none; five brains and five knives to overthrow an entire culture.
“But I don’t want to go back, Hugh." Alan shuffled his feet and looked dogged. “Why can’t I stay here with you? I’m a good blade."
“Sure you are, old fellow. But right now you’ll be more useful as a spy."
“But you’ve got Bill Ertz for that."
“So we have, but we need you too. Bill is a public figure; he can’t duck out and climb to the upper levels without it being noticed and causing talk. That’s where you come in — you’re his go-between."
“I’ll have a Huff of a time explaining where I’ve been."
“Don’t explain any more than you have to. But stay away from the Witness." Hugh had a sudden picture of Alan trying to deceive the old village historian, with his searching tongue and lust for details. “Keep clear of the Witness. The old boy would trip you up."
“Him? You mean the old one; he’s dead. Made the Trip long since. The new one don’t amount to nothing."
“Good. If you’re careful, you’ll be safe." Hugh raised his voice. “Bill! Are you ready to go down?"
“I suppose so." Ertz picked himself up and reluctantly put aside the book he had been reading — The Three Musketeers, illustrated, one of Joe-Jim’s carefully stolen library. “Say, that’s a wonderful book. Hugh, is Earth really like that?"
“Of course. Doesn’t it say so in the book?"
Ertz chewed his lip and thought about it. “What is a house?"
“A house? A house is a sort of a … a sort of a compartment."
“That’s what I thought at first, but how can you ride on a compartment?"
“Huh? What do you mean?"
“Why, all through the book they keep climbing on their houses and riding away."
“Let me see that book," Joe ordered. Ertz handed it to him. Joe-Jim thumbed through it rapidly. “I see what you mean. Idiot! They ride horses, not houses."
“Well, what’s a horse?"
“A horse is an animal, like a big hog, or maybe like a cow. You squat up on top of it and let it carry you along."
Ertz considered this. “It doesn’t seem practical. Look — when you ride in a litter, you tell the chief porter where you want to go. How can you tell a cow where you want to go?"
“That’s easy. You have a porter lead it."
Ertz conceded the point. “Anyhow, you might fall off. It isn’t practical. I’d rather walk."
“It’s quite a trick," Joe explained. “Takes practice."
“Can you do it?"
Jim sniggered. Joe looked annoyed. “There are no horses in the Ship."
“OK, O.K. But look — These guys Athos, Porthos, and Aramis, they had something —"
“We can discuss that later," Hugh interrupted. “Bobo is back. Are you ready to go, Bill?"
“Don’t get in a hurry, Hugh. This is important. These chaps had knives —"
“Sure. Why not?"
“But they were better than our knives. They had knives as long as your arm — maybe longer. If we are going to fight the whole Crew, think what an advantage that would be."
“Hm-m-m —" Hugh drew his knife and looked at it, cradling it in his palm. “Maybe. You couldn’t throw it as well."
“We could have throwing knives, too."
“Yes, I suppose we could."
The twins had listened Without comment. “He’s right," put in Joe. “Hugh, you take care of placing the knives. Jim and I have some reading to do." Both of Joe-Jim’s heads were busy thinking of other books they owned, books. that discussed in saguinary detail the infinitely varied methods used by mankind to shorten the lives of enemies. He was about to institute a War College Department of Historical Research, although he called his project by no such fancy term.
“O.K.," Hugh agreed, “but you will have to say the word to them."
“Right away." Joe-Jim stepped out of his apartment into the passageway where Bobo had assembled a couple of dozen of Joe-Jim’s henchmen among the muties. Save for Long Arm, Pig, and Squatty, who had taken part in the rescue of Hugh, they were all strangers to Hugh, Alan, and Bill, and they were all sudden death to strangers.
Joe-Jim motioned for the three from the lower decks to join him. He pointed them out to the muties, and ordered them to look closely and not to forget — these three were to have safe passage and protection wherever they went. Furthermore, in Joe-Jim’s absence his men were to take orders from any of them.
They stirred and looked at each other. Orders they were used to, but from Joe-Jim only.
A big-nosed individual rose up from his squat and addressed them. He looked at Joe-Jim, but his words were intended for all. “I am Jack-of-the-Nose. My blade is sharp and my eye is keen. Joe-Jim with the two wise heads is my Boss and my knife fights for him. But Joe is my Boss, not strangers from heavy decks. What do say, knives? Is that not the Rule?"
He paused. The others had listened to him stealing glances at Joe-Jim. Joe muttered something of the corner of his mouth to Bobo. Jack O’Nose opened his mouth to continue. There was a smash of splintering teeth, a crack from a broken neck; his mouth stopped with a missile.
Bobo reloaded his slingshot. The body, not yet still, settled slowly to the deck. Joe-Jim waved a hand it. “Good eating!" Joe announced. “He’s yours." The muties converged on the body as if they had suddenly been unleashed. They concealed it completely in a busy grunting pile-up. Knives out, they cuffed and crowded each other for a piece of the prize.
Joe-Jim waited patiently for the undoing to be over, then, when the place where Jack O’Nose had been was no more than a stain on the deck and the several polite arguments over the sharing had died down, he started again — Joe spoke. “Long Arm, you and Forty-one and the Ax go down with Bobo, Alan and Bill. The rest here."
Bobo trotted away in the long loping strides, sped on by the low pseudogravity near the axis of rotation of Ship. Three of the muties detached themselves from pack and followed. Ertz and Alan Mahoney hurried catch up.
When he reached the nearest staircase trunk, he skipped out into space without breaking his stride letting centrifugal force carry him down to the next. Alan and the muties followed; but Ertz paused on the edge and looked back. “Jordan keep you, brother!" he sang out.
Joe-Jim waved to
him. “And you," acknowledged Joe.
“Good eating!" Jim added.
“Good eating!"
Bobo led them down forty-odd decks, well into no man’s land inhabited neither by mutie nor crew, stopped. He pointed in succession to Long Arm, Forty-one, and the Ax. “Two Wise Heads say for you to watch here. You first," he added, pointing again to Forty-one. “It’s like this," Ertz amplified. “Alan and I are going down to heavyweight level. You three are to keep a guard here, one at a time, so that I will be able to send messages back up to Joe-Jim. Get it?"
“Sure. Why not?" Long Arm answered.
“Joe-Jim says it," Forty-one commented with a note of finality in his voice. The Ax grunted agreeably.
“O.K.," said Bobo. Forty-one sat down at the stairwell, letting his feet hang over, and turned his attention to food which he had been carrying tucked under his left arm.
Bobo slapped Ertz and Alan on their backs. “Good eating," he bade them, grinning. When he could get his breath, Ertz acknowledged the courteous thought, then dropped at once to the next lower deck, Alan close after him. They had still many decks to go to 'civilization.’
Commander Phineas Narby, Executive Assistant to Jordan’s Captain, in rummaging through the desk of the Chief Engineer was amused to find that Bill Ertz had secreted therein a couple of Unnecessary books. There were the usual Sacred books, of course, including the priceless Care and Maintenance of the Auxiliary Fourstage Converter and the Handbook of Power, Light, and Conditioning, Starship Vanguard. These were Sacred books of the first order, bearing the imprint of Jordan himself, and could lawfully be held only by the Chief Engineer.
Narby considered himself a skeptic and rationalist. Belief in Jordan was a good thing — for the Crew. Nevertheless the sight of a title page with the words 'Jordan Foundation’ on it stirred up within him a trace of religious awe such as he had not felt since before he was admitted to scientisthood.
He knew that the feeling was irrational — probably there had been at some time in the past some person or persons called Jordan. Jordan might have been an early engineer or captain who codified the common sense and almost instinctive rules for running the Ship. Or, as seemed more likely, the Jordan myth went back much farther than this book in his hand, and its author had simply availed himself of the ignorant superstitions of the Crew to give his writings authority. Narby knew how such things were done — he planned to give the new policy with respect to the muties the same blessing of Jordan when the time was ripe for it to be put into execution. Yes, order and discipline and belief in authority were good things — for the Crew. It was equally evident that a rational, coolheaded common sense was a proper attribute for the scientists who were custodians of the Ship’s welfare — common sense and a belief in nothing but facts.
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