The Absolute Gravedigger

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by Vítězslav Nezval

The Library

  The library

  In an unsuitable room

  Resembling a closet

  A cat peeks from behind the books

  No one will arrange

  And detective paperbacks

  Fantômas

  The stench of glue near

  A cow waiting to be milked

  Geese stretch their long necks

  And hiss at a cryptic volume

  That looks brand new

  A key above the bookcase glitters

  Like the one to the cellar

  Or attic

  In the corner a rolled map

  All of it belongs elsewhere

  Blinds bound by a string

  Agitate a fly

  That is particularly manic

  Castles affixed to the landscape

  From the 19th century

  Just like the remnants of a chasuble

  Draped over a chair

  With no armrest

  Water trickles down the walls

  Drop by drop

  A child’s violin hangs on a wardrobe

  A single long-wilted bouquet

  Set on the bookcase gnawed

  By a woodworm the only inhabitant

  The Dry Goods Shop

  The shopkeeper

  Dozes

  Against the door

  Several boxes behind it

  In the gloom

  A backdrop of rolled-up bird-patterned linoleum

  He looks at the sidewalk

  Where a watering can sprinkles a blazing summer day

  And feels a chill

  As a cyclist overtakes two rakes

  Lying on the hay wagon

  Dinner will be a while yet

  Wind plays with women’s scarves

  The sign above the door belongs in a museum

  Two cork wheels dangling

  And the cover for a straw bed

  Reeking of liquor

  Big cans of gas

  And patterned aprons

  Haunt the back rooms

  A rag dog behind the door

  Sits on wheels

  A butterfly hovers

  Casting a shadow

  On the dozing shopkeeper’s nose

  A whole gang of flies circles

  His hat is greased with lard

  Like a sugarloaf

  He holds a wad of flax

  And a small trap in his hand

  He sleeps and greets

  An actress from a traveling theater

  This man seems to have no homeland

  Cows low

  Best to bike away

  The Wayside Inn

  On the table

  Of the wayside inn

  In a wicker basket

  With the glittering salt

  Of three-day-old rolls

  Lies

  A telegram read long ago

  Everyone has left for the fields

  On the coat rack

  A hat and cane

  The draft ended a week back

  This corner is reserved for gamblers

  A clear view of the john

  The wall calendar fluoresces

  No one tears the pages

  A dog dozes

  Pressed against an orchestrion

  A package rolls off a brown bench

  An ad for soda water that does not bloat you

  In the yard someone repairs a broken cart

  And a rooster crows

  Not a single waitress at this wayside inn

  Nor a single guest

  The innkeeper picks pears in the garden

  And drops them into a wicker basket

  He shakes the tree

  Having tossed a gnawed bone into the treetop

  From the ditch’s murky waters

  A woman stands in front of this empty house

  And unlocks it

  The Bowling Alley

  In the bowling alley

  Hens squawk

  Lazily bathing in dust

  In the gutter resembling a chute

  Where balls roll

  There is water

  With tiny fish flopping

  Virtually unseen

  A ball ran over a gray frog about to leap

  Not a toad

  A pile of bowling pins beside a barrel of sauerkraut

  A blackbird

  Cowering like an old man

  Stares at a single spot

  Where a small mouse

  Incessantly gnaws

  A splinter

  Stuck in a pear

  The ball rolls

  And jolts

  Like it has several axles

  Huge pruning shears hang over the roof

  Casting a slanted cross

  On mica-sized grains of sand

  Pressed into cone-shaped steeples

  In front of the dead bowling alley

  As Saturday ends

  THE ABSOLUTE GRAVEDIGGER

  The Absolute Gravedigger

  Under a crack in a wooden ceiling the color of smoked meat

  Where two wire sunbeams knit a purple stocking

  And cast their reflection like fingerprints onto a clay pitcher full of beer

  A root thrust from his left shoulder supporting

  The beam of the pub of a withered age

  The absolute gravedigger

  Consumes one of his putrid workaday lunches

  So

  That

  His

  Left eye like a pickled egg

  Is fixed

  On a land map made by a spider on a mold-covered salami

  While from his right eye

  Enameled with bluebottle larvae

  A button-sized bluebottle takes off at intervals

  Through an open window

  Looking like a field of wheat

  Flooded with blue vitriol

  Under a gallows made of rakes festooned with cornflowers and the guts of small field mice

  The absolute gravedigger

  Nearly as wizened as this gneissic land

  While a tethered donkey drinks from his manger

  The remains of yesterday’s storm

  Raises his head with hair of charred schnitzel

  And the fungus riddling his hat

  Just to bow again over a great snakebite hoe

  Propped on the rotted floor with traces of tattered straw bedding

  Expiring in spasms in his fist a lark of the smallest particles of earth

  He mistakes for a guilder in his absent-mindedness

  For the absolute gravedigger is a man of provident thoughts

  Strewn like shoe soles across cemeteries

  And when he drinks he drinks from bottomless vessels

  For the same reason that punctured skulls drink spring water from underground channels

  Before the face of the absolute gravedigger resembling a crumpled hat from afar

  And an anthill up close

  The villagers are sheaves girded by a sash transforming into dung

  So the landlady with hips of stuffed duck

  With a belly of truffles in grated chestnut

  With a left hand of jellied sausage

  With a right hand of melted lard and a splinter protruding

  With a head of overripe cabbage

  With breasts of two tallow puddings

  With a womb of calamus

  And with legs of soaked sacks of grain

  Is not home

  For the absolute gravedigger is the great future

  Of the shanks of a horse whose rider charges at

  Pitchforks pulled from the granary of tomorrow

  When the absolute gravedigger smacks his lips

  Hens scamper to earthworms that immediately ripen in them into tasty brisket

  For the little gourmands

  With teeth wobbly as the chair

  Of the absolute gravedigger

  Who keeps just one eye open

  Lulled to sleep by the monot
onous aroma of things

  Reeking like cheese

  In the stillness that flips the pages of the Innkeeper’s Bulletin

  The absolute gravedigger

  With a finger-snap crushes the brain of a swallow

  That had left his gigantic nose

  Resembling the fin

  Of ocean cyclones

  And again he grimaces with his single decayed tooth topping an axe handle

  Above the floor of this afternoon tavern strewn with sand

  In that sand

  Battalions of reddish ants scurry

  The blistered thumb of the absolute gravedigger

  Writhes

  The blister actually

  Part of a bulging slightly trampled woman’s eye

  With a blue iris

  Covered by a fingernail

  Bearing the print of a holy icon

  Crushed by the snap fastener

  Of deformed slippers

  These deformed slippers have the shape

  Of two crouching lovers

  At the moment they crawled toward each other

  Through two underground openings in terrain frozen solid

  Trying to keep straight

  With the spasmodically tensed muscles of a still erect spine

  Or they have the shape of two traps

  Set for mice

  In the corner of a particularly arid crypt

  Or even

  The shape of two earthy words

  Reeking

  Like gloves after exhumation

  For the absolute gravedigger’s hands

  Are like his feet

  And their ten calluses

  Are ten eyes

  Slightly deformed

  By bruises

  Made by a spade

  On the hands

  By its blade

  The spade the great tooth of time

  In the mouth of the gravedigger

  Who sleeps

  With tongue resting against his soft palate

  The soft palate of the absolute gravedigger

  Covered in a film

  Of saliva

  And dust

  Houses

  A cemetery in miniature

  Transformed into a potpourri

  This potpourri

  Has the tongue of a hairdresser dead of consumption

  The breath of sweet woodruff

  And the taste of a pretzel

  Dominating the whole potpourri

  That permeates the nostrils of the absolute gravedigger

  The gigantic man shrugs his shoulder

  As if shaking off a coffin

  Down

  To a foot

  Afflicted with a corn

  The eye of an arthropod

  That breaks to the surface

  From the little toe

  Peeking through a split in his cracked boot

  The absolute gravedigger’s attire

  Is made from the luxurious remnants of dead men’s garments

  Patched with the leaves

  Of a felled

  Tree

  And stained

  With the saccharificated matter

  Of entrails

  A putrid eschar

  Hardly discernible from the lichen

  Of sunken lanes

  Reserved

  For jumping frogs

  Convulsing

  Like the heart muscle of the absolute gravedigger

  While he performs

  The most essential gravedigger’s work

  For the absolute gravedigger to be what he is

  And not just a man

  Who digs

  Shovels dirt

  And fills holes

  To be the metaphysical mixer of the offal

  Of the absolute cesspool

  A gondola glides across

  Made from the same substance of clouds

  He must

  Constantly replenish

  His affirmative nature

  With his own opposite

  That appears especially concrete

  And completely visible

  In the form

  Of harvests flooded with blue vitriol

  Circumscribed by a window

  And intended for a mule

  Who feels

  If one can rightfully call this a feeling

  A cricket in its ear

  This cricket apart from itself

  Is a sickle’s short swishing strokes

  The tuning fork of a summer’s three-lined F-sharp

  The creaky purring of a door

  The bass of a pump

  While the absolute gravedigger’s ear

  Is the dead case for the sounds of all instruments

  An empty shell

  A case

  That holds the remains of a sticky balm

  Like melted rosin

  With a mummified earwig

  Murdering

  A ladybug

  Lying on its back

  In the pincers of the huge mite

  The absolute gravedigger’s nose

  Is a magnificent synthesis of his being

  Contingent

  On one side upon life

  And on the other upon death

  In their absolute unity

  And this nose

  Looking like the huge fin of an ocean cyclone

  A swallow flew out of

  Is part ventilator protected by Art Nouveau nostrils

  Perpetrating a kiss

  Between a stinking foot

  And sweet woodruff

  And part decomposing slug

  That plates itself in silver

  With a mucous-like rather translucent

  Sticky substance

  Forming a fiber

  Resembling Indian summer

  When a child with a nougat-smeared mouth

  Mistaking the absolute gravedigger for his uncle

  Tried to wake him

  By pressing a heartfelt kiss on his lips

  And quickly ran out the tavern’s door

  To emit a prelude sounding like the high pitch of a tuner

  Now the child’s lips began

  To swell enormously

  Like a mouth stung by a bee

  Which inevitably led to the child’s

  Suffocation

  Alone with the tethered mule

  Amidst the harvest

  Between the left nostril of life

  And the right nostril of death

  Of the gigantic nose

  Covered in hives

  And curdy islands the size of grits

  Yet the moment

  The swallow left this nose

  To peck the entrails of small field mice

  And when it flew

  Out of reach of the cockeyed absolute gravedigger

  Seemingly asleep

  Just like his nose is seemingly dead

  And the mule is seemingly alive

  This nose

  That is not a roof

  Even though right under the upper lip it partly covers

  A swallow’s nest hangs

  Covered in beard

  Was instantly able to sharply inhale the miasmas of summer

  And induced such a rapid transformation of the processes of death

  in the absolute gravedigger’s being

  Into vital processes

  That the absolute gravedigger lifted up

  His right thigh stuck to the chair

  At this moment resembling

  Misplaced bagpipes

  In the movements

  It began to make

  And in the sounds

  It emitted

  And this man stuffed with graveyards

  Indolent half the day

  During harvest time

  When except for the dying

  And the mule

  Tied up next to the tavern by a traveling cutler

  Everyone mimics death with scythe in hand

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p; Filled his nose

  Loafing in the light breeze of late afternoon dusk

  With the stench of death

  Which at first only changed the seat of his chair

  Into an autopsy slab

  But which quickly began to creep like a wild bush

  Over the glass of beer

  Broken down into ammonia

  Until one of its particularly quickly sprouting branches

  Penetrated the crack in the ceiling the color of smoked meat

  As this stench of death

  Advanced evenly with blanket dusk

  And as in such conditions smoked meat

  Quickly succumbs to the process of decay

  Beginning to crawl

  Through the crack in the ceiling

  The great white maggot of night

  The great white maggot of a summer night

  The great white maggot of a July summer night

  Rendered the absolute gravedigger invisible

  The Fetishist

  On a cobbler’s stool

  In a workshop

  That looks like a greased

  Boudoir

  With damson flower wallpaper

  And kitchen fixtures

  With one bed

  For three

  Opposite a lockless door

  That closes with a latch

  Guarded

  By an animal

  In whom shoehorn

  Is strangely wed

  To crab

  A Cartesian diver

  Sits

  And rocks

  Alone as can be

  Bowing

  To a large leg

  Under a skirt

  That contains

  A world resembling a cabbage rose

  This world

  Composed of pink and white creases

  Constantly changing

  In the reflective play of light

  Whose source

  Is a water bucket

  And the head of a pipe

  Hanging

  From the Cartesian diver’s teeth

  Is the stage arranged like a fan

  Of an improvised flea circus

  Whose only spectator

  Is the Cartesian diver

  A small

  Blushing

  Cobbler

  With an enormous bald spot

  That reflects

  The secret of this entire boudoir

  Between the Cartesian diver’s fingers

  Between those delicate fingers

  Covered in talc

  Tremble

  The toes

  Of absent-minded femininity

  The toes

  Shrouded in a silk mourning stocking

  Sensitive as nipples

 

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