The Absolute Gravedigger

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by Vítězslav Nezval


  Deserving of a kiss

  And strong convulsions catapult them into the air

  Whenever the Cartesian diver wraps

  Around them

  Measuring tape stained with flyspeck resembling a narrow bandage

  That he bends over

  Like over a small harmonica

  With broken reeds

  As if concealing a series of invisible clues

  To a great crime

  Committed

  By an awl

  On a plaster

  Cast

  Suffused with a balsamic aroma

  Covered with a mourning veil

  The sacrilegious digits

  Of the Cartesian diver’s fingers

  Stained

  With the red dusk

  Of the eternal lamp

  Far to the west

  Barricaded

  With sealed barrels

  Of rhubarb

  From a fenced desert

  As if they are performing

  Last rites

  For an unsuspecting victim

  Chosen

  For this sunset

  They touch

  The foot

  Shaped like the curves of a sleeping girl

  And grasp the whole of this tiny body

  As if squeezing a throat

  Incapable of crying out

  During this work

  The prolonged chiming of the clock

  For company

  And barking dogs

  Forming a pack

  Above the quarry from which evening emerges

  Executed

  With frantic haste

  Showing

  That the Cartesian diver fears being startled

  By one of the three creatures monotonously shifting a heavy blanket

  In the depths of the bed

  The five-toed phantom’s heel transforms

  Into the slightly protruding chin of the words I love you

  Spellbound between two ankles

  Before the Cartesian diver grasps

  These two anatomical nuts

  That are

  Apart from his body

  And yet

  Play the role

  Of that part of the Cartesian diver’s core

  That makes him

  A furious and tender being

  Before he clasps these two slightly pregnant ankles

  Modeled

  In the style

  Of two abnormally situated

  Miniature breasts

  Or like the tonsils

  Of a singer

  Throttled

  By a hairy noose

  He runs his fingers several times

  Over the beautifully shaped cylinder of the calf

  Which is

  By itself

  The ideal Venus

  Perfectly sexless

  And naked

  But also

  A convulsively taut muscle

  Whose spasms hasten ecstasy

  Or maybe even

  A bulbous creature

  Living on its own in a trap the shape of a small shoe

  But this calf

  Shaped by the sun’s rays

  Fading in the rhubarb

  And reflecting

  In the cobbler’s workshop

  Off two pumpkins

  From the vegetable garden

  At the moment

  The Cartesian diver bent down

  For the awl

  Instantly left

  The Cartesian diver captivated

  By the enthralling image

  Of the rumpled blanket

  Forming in the light

  Three very textured figures

  Of old women in an embrace

  Mouths ajar

  Smirking

  So provocatively

  It was imperative

  To counterbalance this atrocious scene

  By grasping the ideal calf

  And inadvertently revealing the Cartesian diver’s fetishism

  The moment

  The ideal leg

  Vanished

  At the same time

  As the three old embracing women

  The Cartesian diver lifted

  The awl

  From the floor

  And sat down

  So the bootjack

  Between the open door

  Of the workshop

  And the hallway

  Having played the crab

  Became

  A cat

  Ready to pounce

  On the mouse

  Formed by small round flecks of light

  Several loosely arranged shoes

  Took on

  The form of traps

  Entered by

  The magnificent white phantoms

  Of ideal legs

  And these ideal legs

  Caught in the traps

  Changed

  The Cartesian diver’s entire character

  To such an extent

  The cobbler

  Spasmodically clutching

  The awl

  Aimed at the bed

  And stained

  With the bloody gleams

  Of sunset

  Dispersed across the floor

  In the form of bloody footprints

  From bare feet

  Became

  A perfectly equipped waxwork

  Murderer

  Of his lady customers

  With the most ideally modeled leg

  Vanishing

  Without a trace

  In such a way

  That no suspicion could arise

  That the damson flowers of the wallpaper

  Had something to do

  With the shape of the hand

  That gropes

  Along the walls

  To grab hold

  Of the surface

  Before sliding off

  Like a dishcloth

  Torn by the wind

  Off the head

  Of a stove

  Emitting a terrible blaze

  The moment

  It was unclear

  Where the Cartesian diver

  Would stab

  The pinkish point

  Of his murder weapon

  Evening

  Rushed in

  And so the evening star

  Like a curious eye

  Pressed against the window

  Absorbed the point

  Of a great swing of the awl

  The evening star

  A gouged-out eye

  Milking

  In the stable

  Where swallows land

  On a long pole

  Resembling a skewer

  In that smokehouse of flies

  And burnt patties

  Covering

  Like Turkish carpets

  The floor indistinguishable from gypsy camps

  An object

  Hangs

  Looking like a breathing stalactite

  With five protrusions

  That

  Are wrung in turn

  By the hands

  Of a strapping prostitute

  Her womb the shape

  Of a pail

  Brutally prolapsed

  Between two massive thighs

  Spastically splayed

  Awaiting

  The sweet white waterfall

  The strapping prostitute

  With her gaze shamelessly fixed

  Down

  There

  Into

  The opening

  Enclosed by a large tin diaphragm

  A throat tapering

  A skin of milk

  At its bottom

  With the phenomenal skill of a cynical courtesan

  Milks

  While her buttocks

  Rest on a stool with a small elliptic slit

  Writhing and jerking

  In a monotonous rhythm that hastens pleasu
re

  The glove

  Hovering above the ground

  With fingers

  That swell

  To deflate

  Suddenly

  Under the great pressure

  Of thumb

  And middle finger

  Of the strapping prostitute

  Is beautiful

  Like a handshake

  Like a thrown glove

  Signaling a duel

  But also like an attack of five old man’s fingers

  On the defiant confusion of the infant

  A child’s small drum

  Covering

  Its lap

  The illusory

  Consists in the fact

  That the milk pail

  Is also a tin diaphragm

  And a hymen

  Alters the character of the strapping prostitute

  So that

  While remaining true to herself

  She epitomizes the complete self-control of lust

  Of a virtuous woman

  Sitting on a stool with a small elliptic slit

  On which fall frothy hot streams of sweet milk

  This act

  Fanatically performed

  By this member of the female sex

  With her face

  Hidden

  Behind the large cow’s udder

  Allows

  For several

  Different interpretations

  Simultaneously

  But also

  As the expression

  Of the maternal instinct

  Of a woman with large breasts

  Longing

  To transform into an ewer

  Pouring a beam of light

  Over children

  Like in those familiar portraits of female saints

  With pierced hearts

  Or into a jug

  That would cast light

  Resembling cosmic dust onto the faces of men

  And

  Into two milky lanterns

  That baffle errant night birds with lust in their veins

  Trained flies

  Buzz in

  To plunge

  Their

  Toothbrush-like probosces

  Into the white viscid drops

  On the gigantic udder

  Covered

  In scabs like crusted sores

  A work-worn hand

  Resembling a currycomb

  Mercilessly tears off

  Charred swallows

  Leave their skewer

  To bathe

  In the milky light

  That trickles

  Like a funnel

  Between the gigantic udder

  And the glittering tin vessel

  In the lap

  Of the servant girl

  Who milks

  And sings

  A sweet and innocent song of love

  The Blacksmith

  In the ruins

  Of rust-covered bicycle

  Wheels

  And horseshoes

  That form

  A barricade

  Abandoned by communards

  Changed into a chicken dump

  At the end

  Of a corner overgrown by houseleeks

  A massive hammer

  Pounded by

  A grandiose spread-legged man

  Lashed by gunpowder

  Falls upon the roofs

  Where a pillar of sparks

  And a lone stork’s

  Wings

  Wave hello

  He thrusts his fist into the air

  Blazing heat on his brow

  While his flying shock of hair

  Represents a fading inferno

  Avenger

  Who knows no rest

  Devoted

  To his menacing idyllic vengeance

  With the irresponsibility of a madman

  Drunk

  From a flask floating in a pail

  Attacks a church

  Wearing a helmet

  And forges

  A red-hot iron

  Rod

  Looking like an enormous mace

  Peals of thunder

  Play tag

  With the echoing massacre

  Breaking everything into splinters

  In the spaces of knocked-out windows

  Behind which

  Is emptiness

  Just like in wells

  Where a hundred-fold shadow

  Is cast by fists

  Persistently hammering

  On the doors

  Of barns and granaries

  That are locked

  That terrible fist swings the bell

  The blasphemer

  Is boxing

  Hell-bent on knocking out the eye of heaven

  That cynically floods desolate white-washed houses

  With radial light

  With an iron resolution to act

  While the knuckles crack

  This fist delivers bruises shaped like swallow nests to roofs

  In the name of vengeance

  The hammer

  Imperiously sailing through the air

  Takes the form

  Of gallows

  Affixed to the wall

  Deep in gardens

  Gallows

  Where the otherworldly shadows

  Of uprooted trees

  With tops fluttering wildly

  Sway

  From the brow

  Of the superhuman worshipper

  Of disruption

  Who utterly absorbed in his hysteria

  Demolishes

  The remnants

  Of human endeavor

  Abandoned

  By every living soul

  Drops of sweat fall

  The size of small onions

  Whose roots

  Greedily latch onto

  The girders of rubber

  Full

  Of ulcerous crusts

  Shaped like poisonous toadstools

  This monstrous seed

  Of toil devoted to disruption

  These bulbous little tubers

  Harbor a portent

  Of future

  Big hairy heads

  Of the generation

  That will

  Grow up above the ruins

  To replace

  The rotting

  And decaying

  Like old fallen apples

  Scalped heads

  Above whose nothingness hovers the glorious hammer

  The bending and straightening

  Of the revolutionary blacksmith’s

  Back

  Forms

  On the horizon above roof tiles

  A mountain range

  Full of valleys

  A mountain range

  With a ridge

  The massive spine

  Whose vertebrae form

  Sculptures like fetishes

  The shape

  Of healthy

  Enamel-coated

  Molars

  Bared hungrily

  At the sky that gingerly furls its gray banner

  The extended arm

  Of the hoodlum with a hammer

  When his muscles

  At the height of tension

  Are completely taut

  Creates the distinct outline

  Of a woman’s body

  Lifted by an insolent lover

  Above the whole desolate region

  Of the foremother

  Of future humankind

  Of a rather frightened

  And trembling

  Like a revived mummy

  Maenad

  Of tomorrow

  Ashamed

  Of her still undeveloped thighs

  Created

  To be a triumphal arch

  Of coming

  Nations readying a new golden age

  This nymphomaniac

  With atrophied
eyes

  And full-blown hair

  The next giantess

  Is crowned

  By a hammer scepter

  And sends her regards

  To the eagles

  Beyond the base

  Of the mountain ridge

  That bows before her

  The dirty foremother

  Of future giants

  Modeled

  From the arm

  Muscles

  Of the destroyer

  Of the declining

  And gentle

  Epochs

  Buried under onions

  Plunges

  Headfirst

  Into the bucket

  To try out

  Her swimming skills

  Which consist

  Of the rhythmic motion of her earlobes

  The remains

  Of vestigial fins

  Of primordial fish

  Water sloshing

  In the form

  Of golden piggies

  Lends

  Tiles on crumbling roofs

  The appearance

  Of huge front teeth

  Of a future appetite

  Bared

  At the ridged back

  Of a deer

  And these tiles

  Revived by the sloshing water

  From the bucket

  Where the monstrous blacksmith immersed his swollen right hand

  Simultaneously become

  An enormous dulcimer

  That receives

  The hammer of the manic player of a dissonant revolutionary anthem

  This anthem

  No longer sung

  But tapped out

  By the savage blows

  Dished out by vengeance

  Demolishes

  The church roof

  Held together by gilding

  Attached with rot

  This anthem

  Makes the prison

  A leaky chimney

  That releases

  A writhing

  Demon turned into the stench of sulfur

  This anthem

  Clears out

  Musty bedrooms

  A storeroom

  For gold accumulated by entire generations

  Changing

  In the wind

  Into dry leaves

  This anthem

  Severs

  Chains

  That

  Dangle

  Like a sack of wind

  A swaying abstract ideal

  This anthem

  Forged by a sledgehammer

  On the dulcimer

  Of uniformly constructed buildings

  In the throes of a deluged village

  Echoes deeply

  In the wells

  And the well-laid foundation of this sandy soil

  That has never experienced an earthquake

  While the merciless pulverizer

  Of everything

  Time has eroded

  Delivers crushing blows

  To empty conceited ovoid skulls

  Whose cracking skin

  Is watered by red dusk

  While a steel udder

  Swinging

  In a cracked tower

 

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