“Nancy’s not bad looking, is she?” Angela asks, looking up at me and then twisting her neck back to follow my gaze to the next picture.
“Why she married an ass like Cecil, I’ll never know. If his mouth were open, he would even look like a donkey.”
I stroke her flank thinking that her bitterness seems all out of
proportion to what she has told me about him. As someone whose sympathies usually lie with the underdog, I have begun to feel sorry for Cecil. I was never unhappy I didn’t have an older brother to torment me emotionally or physically. Perhaps preoccupied by her own teenage demons, Marty rarely abused me unless I asked for it.
“Is he as sorry as all that?” I ask, now curious about him. Until now Angela has made him seem slightly pathetic but not mean. Bad people have always been more interesting to me than good. Maybe that’s why I have so many clients who won’t pay me.
“Yes!” she says, her voice an angry hiss, but instead of saying why, she turns and grinds her pelvis into mine. Once more I am made to understand that pent-up lust in a sexually mature woman, despite the twaddle to the contrary, is the most exciting kind.
An hour later, as we ride through the now dark town toward her house, Angela asks, “If you were given evidence that convinced you that Paul wasn’t guilty, would you tell him?”
I look over at her. In the dark I can’t see her expression. Now that we are out of another man’s house, I am again filled with desire. I would love nothing better than to be invited inside to supper.
“Sure,” I say, wondering if I would.
“But my primary job is to represent Class Bledsoe.”
As we stop in front of her house, Angela becomes slightly distant. She reaches over and covers my hand on the steering wheel.
“Listen, I know you’d like to come in, but I need some time to assimilate this afternoon. Do you mind?”
Buyer’s remorse already.
“I understand,” I say, trying not to have my feelings hurt. Yet maybe I should be more charitable. Maybe she feels as if she has somehow betrayed Dwight.
“I like you very much, Gideon,” she says, squeezing my hand.
“I just need some time. I’ll call you next week.”
I nod, and in an instant she is walking quickly into her house. A little pissed that she won’t even let me walk her to her door, I drive westward in the cold night air, telling myself that Angela’s guilt is normal. She was married almost thirty years to one man. I hold the Blazer on sixty-five, deciding not to risk a ticket. I will be back over here many times. If I don’t rush things, this could have a happy ending.
At 4:30 Monday I receive a fax from Eddie that says he has “talked to the employees per Tommy’s request.” Included is an up-to-date list of the plant employees’ addresses and home phone numbers. Tommy has kept his word. The first call I make is to Darla Tate at her home. I ask if there is a time when she would be willing to talk to me.
Though it would make just as much sense to start the interviews with someone like the foreman or one of the meat inspectors, Darla’s testimony of what she overheard Class say on the phone will be an
important part of the prosecution’s case, and I want to find out how solid it is.
“Eddie told us that we should feel okay talking to you about his uncle’s murder,” Darla says, a Jimmy Buffett song in the background.
“For some reason, he didn’t say why, the family isn’t convinced that Willie murderer has been charged.”
Leaning back in my chair with my feet propped on my desk, I notice I have written Angela’s name on the pad in front of me as if I were a lovesick punk in junior high. To my relief, this woman doesn’t sound defensive, merely curious.
“I think they believe it would have been easy for someone to have set up Class,” I say earnestly, “and since I’ve known the family for a long time, they trust me enough to talk to the people in the plant who worked with him.”
She, or someone in her house, turns the music down, before she says, “Mr. Page, I think I’ve figured out who you are. Your father used to extend credit to my mother at his drugstore. She said she couldn’t have made it without that.”
Score a point for Page Drugs. All anyone, including myself, remembers is my father’s drinking and schizophrenia. It is easy to forget what a decent guy he was.
“That’s nice to hear.
Did you live out in the county?” I ask, searching for anything to build a connection with this woman. If she eventually can be persuaded to back off her story, I’ll be more than happy to make it easier for her.
“Moro,” she says.
“We rode the bus in. School consolidation was hard on a lot of people, but it was worth it for me. I never would have gotten to take physics or calculus.”
What did she need them for if she ended up a bookkeeper for a meat packing plant? On the other hand, what did I need them for either? If someone could have taken that time to teach me to balance my checkbook, I would have been better off.
“I admired y’all,” I say sincerely.
“It couldn’t have been any fun.” For kids out in the county, it was like being black in the early days of desegregation. They were the ones to have to give up their schools and teachers.
“Lots of kids in town were snobs,” she says.
“That didn’t make it any easier.”
“I got shipped off to Subiaco for high school,” I say, making it clear I wasn’t one of them before maneuvering the conversation around to a date when I can come see her. She tells me tomorrow after work will be a good time for her. As bookkeeper her hours are normally from eight to five.
I look down at the statement she gave the sheriff.
At the time of the murder she was volunteering at her tads’ school, which I assume is the private segregationist academy in Bear Creek. Her alibi has been corroborated by the principal’s secretary and the log kept by the school. Obviously, Willie’s murderer knew her schedule. I get her address and thank her for agreeing to talk with me. I hang up, knowing she doesn’t realize how hard I will have to go after her on cross-examination unless she changes her story.
As soon as I put the phone down, Dan lumbers into my office and sits unnaturally erect in the chair across from me. Still in pain from his skiing debacle, he has a nervous sheep dog look on his face that tells me he is up to something.
The chair creaks under his bulk. I thought now that he is eating his own cooking he would lose some weight. No such luck. He must be up to two hundred fifty, maybe more. I hope Brenda will leave him alone now that she’s kicked him out. They didn’t have kids, and he didn’t have any money.
“What’s going on?” I ask.
“I guess,” he mutters, “I have a date tonight.”
A date! No wonder he looks so miserable.
“Are you sure you’re up to it?” I ask solemnly.
“Women nowadays have all these weird positions they want you to try.
You could really hurt yourself if she gets going.”
“Are you serious?” he asks, alarmed.
“I’m too fat and sore to do anything but stare up at the ceiling. I was hoping we could go to Luby’s in the Mall and then watch a little TV.”
From the top drawer of my desk I take out a paper clip and straighten one end of it but resist the temptation to stick it in my ear.
“No way. As soon as she gets a sexual history, out come the creams, the oil, the leather—you name it.”
Dan slumps in his chair.
“You gotta be shitting me. For God sakes, this girl teaches the third grade and likes bird watching. She can’t be like that.”
I lean back in my chair.
“Teachers are the worst. They love the discipline. She’ll have you in a harness swinging from the ceiling before the night’s over.”
Dan grimaces at the thought.
“As fat as I am, it’d have to be from the bridge,” he says, nodding in the direction of the river, “and that might not e
ven hold me.”
“Seriously, though, you gotta do better than Luby’s on the first date,”
I instruct him. Then grinning I say, “That’s married food. She’ll want some raw meat. Lots of protein. She’s got a long night ahead of her.”
Dan takes off his new bifocals and squints at a spot on the right lens I can see from across my desk. He rubs a tissue over the lenses, smearing them. The glasses now look as if his dog, a mutt he found limping down the street in front of his apartment, has sneezed on them.
“Maybe I should have just shot myself,” he says, his voice morose, “instead of letting Brenda file for divorce.”
I relent. He sounds too serious.
“It won’t be all that bad,” I say.
“Tell me about her. If she’s in her seventies, you’ll probably be pretty safe.”
He gives up on the glasses and massages the back of his neck while he considers his answer.
“She says she’s forty.” He reaches into his wallet and hands me a picture. A brunette, the woman isn’t bad looking at all, and actually looks a lot younger than any forty-year-old I know.
“How’d you meet her?” I ask.
Dan leans forward and reclaims the photograph.
“Well, actually I haven’t yet,” he mumbles.
“This is through one of those computerized dating services.”
“Tell me you’re not serious,” I beg, amazed he would spend what little money he has on a blind date. Yet we both know Dan doesn’t do well with women he finds on his own. Brenda was a ball-buster from hell, and a few months ago the hooker client he was in love with allegedly abused her kid by holding her down in a tub of hot water. As a favor to Dan I represented her in juvenile court and got her off, but whether she did it, I’ll never know.
“She sounds pretty nice on the phone,” Dan says defensively.
“I think we have a lot in common.
She likes to eat, watch movies on TV.
Besides, if this doesn’t work out, they guarantee ten more dates.”
Ten? I grit my teeth to keep from saying something sarcastic.
“How much does all this cost?” I ask, trying not to laugh out loud.
Knowing Dan’s tastes, I wonder if this woman is a blind mud wrestler.
His divorce won’t be final for a while, and here he is trying to get involved with someone else. Yet, how in the hell can I say anything?
I’m more obsessed with women than Dan will ever be. I even called Amy last Sunday to check on Jessie and ended up spending a half hour on the
phone with her.
“Lemme see, a total of almost a thousand bucks,” Dan says, studying his checkbook, which he has tugged from the inside of his suit coat.
“I finally settled the one personal injury case I’ve had for a couple of years. I should be saving the money to pay some taxes, but it’s hard to make myself put any aside.”
“Tell me about it,” I say, more than happy to agree on this subject.
The government can’t come within hundreds of billions of dollars of balancing its budget and yet it has the nerve to demand that people like Dan and I try to pay as we go.
“Does she get a picture of you?” I ask.
Dan chuckles.
“Not a recent one,” he says.
“I didn’t want her to think I was trying to get out of the nursing home for a night on the town. I kind of fudged and said I was divorced, too. If this works out, I hope she doesn’t read the paper much.” He pats his rib and says solemnly, “Anyway, she can’t be into anything too bizarre. She said she can see my dimples in the picture they sent her and that she likes them.”
It’s not love that makes the world go round; it’s lies.
“You’re in big trouble, then,” I kid him, wondering if any of the information they’ve exchanged is true. Dimples? Why not? Women have loved men for far worse reasons. I haven’t seen Dan’s dimples in a while. He hasn’t had much to smile about. Maybe this will turn out to be the love of his life. Brenda certainly wasn’t.
“The woman I’m interested in,” Dan says, rubbing his sore ribs, “is the old girlfriend in Bear Creek. Now, there’s a hot mama. Did you do any good with her this weekend?”
I nod, knowing Angela fascinates him almost as much as she does me. One day last week I gave him a line-by-line account. To be such a screw-up himself, Dan is a good listener and fairly shrewd when he’s not talking about himself. Omitting the more graphic details, I bring him up to date.
He comments when I come to a stopping place, “If Angel baby had a happy marriage to that pig farmer, then I’m Judge Crater.”
I have begun to think the same thing. Angela talks about how great Dwight was, but she doesn’t talk about how much fun they had.
“He may have been so sick the last few years that’s all she remembers,” I say, happy to defend her dead husband now that his memory doesn’t seem like such a threat.
Dan leers at me.
“Well, she’s starting to make up for lost time now.”
“I don’t think she knows what she’s doing,” I say, thinking how odd Saturday was. Angela made up her brother-in-law’s bed, but she didn’t bother to wash the sheets.
“But she looked so damn good I couldn’t have resisted her if I had wanted to.”
“You should get her over here,” Dan advises.
“It sounds like she prefers somebody else’s bed to her own.”
I take out a rubber band from my drawer and pop it against the desk.
“She’s gonna have to do something. For some reason she feels obligated to sell out to his brother, but she doubts if he can pay her. I can’t help but feel bad for her.”
Dan snorts and wags a finger at me.
“Who you ought to feel bad about is Amy. If she put out a contract on you, I wouldn’t come to your funeral.”
Amy, Dan, and I were all friends in night law school. He is rightfully protective of her.
“I wouldn’t blame you,” I say, contritely.
“I called her the other day to see how Jessie is doing. She sounded okay.”
“Don’t you fuck her over anymore!” Dan orders, and pushes himself up out of the chair.
“If you’re through with her, leave her alone! Damn it, she’s crazy about you and this is killing her!
The stupid little fool.”
“I won’t,” I say quickly. Dan’s face is flushed, and he’s actually panting. With a look of disgust on his face, he huffs out of my office and slams the door. I give him five minutes to get over it.
One of Dan’s problems is that he can’t stay mad at anybody any more than he can lose five pounds.
Dan’s right. I shouldn’t have called her. It’s just that this is an unsettling time in my life. Taking this case in Bear Creek probably wasn’t a good idea. There is too much unhappiness over there, and I feel as though I am becoming sucked in by it. Still, things could work out for me and Angela. All she needs is time. My problem is that slowing down is not something I do well. Apparently, neither does Angela.
At four o’clock I get a rare business client, a young man who told me on the phone last week he wanted to come in to see me about a zoning problem. Len Chumley, a kid who can’t be much out of college, follows me back to my office, telling me that he knew Sarah his last year at the University.
“She was just a freshman,” he says respectfully as he sits down across from me, “but you could tell she was going to be special.”
“She’s doing fine.” Special in what way, I wonder, as I try to size up Chumley. This guy looks a little slick, but I have no handle on males his age.
Only a couple years out of college, he probably doesn’t have a lot of money, but he doesn’t mind putting it into the clothes on his back. He has on a black-and-white herringbone sports coat that looks to be silk and a dandy purple handkerchief poking out of the pocket.
“What kind of problem do you have?” I ask, deciding not to inquire about my daughter. He p
robably wouldn’t tell me the truth anyway.
“I’m primarily in the condom delivery business,” he says, not batting an eye. He whips out a business card and slides it across my desk. I put on my reading glasses. In old English script it gives Chumley’s telephone number and an address that I recognize as only a couple of blocks from an exclusive area of town. In the center it says:
CHUMLEY’S CONDOMS DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR.
Then below it: we come before you do.
“A business for the nineties,” I concede, thinking this kid will probably be a millionaire someday.
Chumley is short, maybe no more than 5‘6”, and already a bit thin on top, but he has the sales man’s way of using what assets he has to his advantage.
“They have a condom store in Fayetteville,” Chumley reminds me, “but for every person who isn’t embarrassed buying their rubbers in front of their neighbors, there are fifty in Arkansas who would prefer to have a conservatively dressed salesperson come to their house and show them a variety of products including condoms, sex toys, and videos.”
Maybe their neighbors will mistake them for Mormons.
“Sex videos, huh?” I ask.
“So it’s not just condoms?”
“Related products. In my marketing course at the University, I was always fascinated by surveys which show how difficult it is for the customer to say what it is he or she would really like to buy.
Even though the interactive video is revolutionizing the art of merchandising, there will always be a place for the Fuller Brush man and the Avon lady.”
I would hardly place French ticklers, dildos, vibrators, and porno movies such as Sore Throat and Full Speed Ahead in the same category as cosmetics, but maybe I’m out of touch. I can picture Sarah’s reaction when my picture shows up on the front page of the Democrat-Gazette defending the First Amendment rights of this little hustler. I ask, “Specifically, what is your problem?”
“They want me to take my “We Come Before You Do’ sign out of my front yard,” he says, his voice registering high with indignation.
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