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by Elaine Viets


  “Oh, shit,” Helen said.

  “I could be wrong,” Margery said.

  “I feel like such a fool,” Helen said. “What if Daniel really did cheat widows and poor people? That’s disgusting.” Then the tears started, and she couldn’t stop them. “God punished me for wanting to hop into bed with a man I barely knew.”

  “Rubbish,” Margery said. “Do you think God runs a dating service? She has more important things to do.”

  “You’re right,” Helen said. “I sound like my mother.”

  “God forbid,” Margery said.

  Helen laughed, then blew her nose. “I wish the cops could have arrested him tomorrow night,” she said, and all three women laughed until their sides ached as much as Helen’s heart.

  Peggy and Margery walked Helen back to her room and helped her undress. She was fine, until she stripped off her top and saw that incredible cantilevered bra. Then Helen started crying again. Margery wrapped her in a robe and rocked her like a child.

  “Maybe it’s a case of mistaken identity,” Helen said, sniffling.

  “Maybe we’ll know more when we read tomorrow’s paper,” Peggy said.

  Helen thought she’d never fall asleep, but she did, almost immediately. It was a restless, phantom-ridden sleep, haunted by old sorrows. She knew she’d been a fool, and her dreams told her so, until she didn’t want to hear it anymore. But she could not escape. She slept on. Only when Helen heard the doors of the newspaper delivery van slam shut at five-ten the next morning did she awake.

  Helen rummaged in her purse for change to buy a paper. She had to know what Daniel had done. “He cheated widows and poor people,” the police said. But how? She thought guiltily of her ride on Daniel’s brand-new Harley. Where did he get the money for that?

  When Helen opened her door, Margery was stepping outside. She was wearing her purple chenille robe and red sponge curlers.

  “Going for a paper?” she whispered.

  Helen nodded.

  “I’ll go with you,” Margery said.

  Helen bought the paper but did not open it. They walked back to Margery’s. Her landlady poured coffee for them both, then put on her reading glasses. They were ready for the worst. The story was on page 2B: “Police Arrest Man Accused of Fire Safety Scam.”

  Margery read the story outloud, “Daniel Dayson, 42—”

  “He’s my age?” Helen said. “I thought he was younger.”

  “Me, too,” Margery said. She cleared her throat and started reading again from the top:

  “Daniel Dayson, 42, has been charged with cheating at least thirty Florida restaurants and food-related businesses with a fire-equipment repair scam.

  “Anne Watts, spokeswoman for the Florida Department of Law Enforcement, said Dayson allegedly bilked restaurant owners of more than sixty thousand dollars. The FDLE spokeswoman said Dayson would ‘go into restaurants, show false ID, and claim to be from the fire marshal’s office. Dayson would say he was there to inspect the restaurant’s kitchen hood systems and portable fire extinguishers.’ ”

  “The uniform,” Helen said. “Daniel wore that tailored blue uniform with the official-looking red patches.”

  Margery adjusted her glasses and started reading again.

  “Dayson would claim that the restaurant’s equipment was not working properly and was in violation of the fire code. ‘It was quite a scam,’ Watts said. ‘Apparently, Dayson would tell the restaurants they would have to shut down until the equipment was fixed. This could cost them thousands of dollars in lost business while they contracted with repair people or ordered the proper equipment. Dayson would offer to fix the equipment himself, for cash. Grateful restaurant owners would give Dayson several thousand dollars in cash for repairs that they did not need. Needless to say, he fixed nothing.’

  “FDLE investigators said Dayson was also wanted in Georgia, Alabama, and Texas for the same scam. ‘The investigation is ongoing,’ Watts said. ‘Anyone with information on this case should call . . .’ ”

  Margery threw the paper down. “I can’t believe I made fudge for him,” she said.

  I can’t believe I wanted to go to bed with him, Helen thought.

  She picked up the paper and looked at Daniel’s mug shot. Some people look guilty in mug shots. Others look angry, evil, or bleary-eyed. But Daniel looked surprised. Perhaps he thought he could charm his way out of this, too. Even in the harsh light, he was handsome.

  At seven a.m., Peggy arrived without Pete to discuss the Daniel disaster. Helen thought she looked naked with no parrot on her shoulder.

  At eight, Cal pounded on Margery’s door. “Turn on the TV if you ladies want to see your boyfriend,” he said. “I always knew he was a crook.”

  Margery slammed the door on Cal’s gloating face, but she flipped on the TV. The women did not see Daniel, but his victims. A Hispanic couple was telling a reporter in halting English that they gave Daniel three thousand dollars for phony repairs to their Hialeah restaurant.

  “He had a badge and official papers. He wore a uniform,” the husband said. “We were afraid he would close us down.”

  “It is all our savings,” the wife wept.

  The other interview was a seventy-year-old Davie widow who ran a doughnut shop.

  “He came in here wearing a blue uniform with patches on it. How was I supposed to know?” the widow said, her chin trembling. “Now they tell me that Broward County fire marshals wear a different uniform. Well, it’s too darn late. I lost fifteen hundred dollars. He never even did the repairs.”

  “Imagine picking on an old lady,” Margery said. Her red sponge curlers bobbed with indignation.

  No one had the nerve to say the “old lady” was younger than Margery.

  “Well, he’s a first-class con man,” Margery said. “He fooled me.”

  “And me,” Peggy said. “And all those poor people.”

  And me, Helen thought. “I think I’ll get dressed for work,” she said, and went sadly back to her apartment.

  Handsome is as handsome does, Helen’s grandmother used to say. There was something small and mean and ugly about Daniel’s choice of victims. He went after the old and the poor, after people who did not speak English well, after people who were afraid of official papers.

  How could I find a man like that attractive? Helen thought. What’s wrong with me? I’ve made one bad choice after another: first Rob, then Cal, now Daniel.

  What had Margery said? Single men in South Florida were all “drunks, druggies, and deadbeats.” Except for Daniel, a petty crook who preyed on the old and the helpless.

  No wonder Peggy was through with men forever. Peggy would rather play the Florida Lotto, where her chances of winning were one in twenty-three million. Peggy believed those were better odds than the dating game, where she saw no chance at all.

  Helen opened her purse, took out the box of condoms, and tossed them in the trash. She wasn’t ever going to get lucky.

  Chapter 26

  “My life,” Helen said, “is in the toilet.”

  She was staring at a blue toilet with a gnarled schefflera plant growing in the bowl. A bathtub was planted with a mass of spiky mother-in-law’s tongue.

  “Then you’ve come to the right place,” Sarah said.

  Bathtubs and commodes were the decor at Le Tub, one of Hollywood’s funkier restaurants. Some of the exiled porcelain were planters. Others were painted with slogans: “An inexpensive place for folks with money!” one tub said.

  Le Tub’s weathered wood booths overlooked the silver water of the Intracoastal. A boy fed his french fries to the fish. Helen watched the sun set. It was hard to take her troubles seriously when she sat between a bathtub and a post-card view.

  Sarah looked chic in a gauzy white outfit, and Helen remembered with shame that she was a Juliana’s reject. “Thanks for taking me here,” Helen said. “I feel better already.”

  “Good,” Sarah said. Her charm bracelet jingled cheerfully, but her bright brown eye
s were sympathetic. “I’m sorry about Daniel.”

  “I feel like such a fool,” Helen said.

  “Why? The guy was a scam artist who operated in three states. Florida breeds them like mosquitoes. If you got conned by him, you’ve got plenty of company. At least you didn’t give him your life savings.”

  “I gave him my heart,” Helen said, then wished she’d never said something so ridiculous.

  “Honey, at our age, that’s a gift we’ve given before. He didn’t get anything new.”

  Helen giggled. A waiter came by, and both women ordered white wine and seafood salads.

  “I’m trying to think of Daniel as a diversion,” Helen said. “When I was with him, I forgot my troubles.”

  “But you still have them,” Sarah reminded her. “What’s happening with the investigation? Who are your candidates for Christina’s murder?”

  “There are too many,” Helen said. “Christina was blackmailing at least five people, maybe more. It was nasty. She could ruin a lot of people.”

  “Like who?” Sarah said.

  “Tara, for starters. Christina had proof that she was a prostitute in Vegas.”

  “This is South Florida. Would anyone care?” Sarah said.

  “Tara’s boyfriend, Paulie. He’d dump her in a heartbeat, and he’s her meal ticket. Christina was bleeding Tara for two thousand a month, and she wanted more. Tara says she wouldn’t kill Christina because she couldn’t find the incriminating photos. I think she’s telling the truth. Of course, I believed Daniel was the perfect man.”

  “Enough flagellation,” Sarah said. “You’re starting to enjoy it.”

  “Christina also had compromising material on Sharmayne, the supermodel, and Tiffany with the bad eye job.”

  “The woman was busy,” Sarah said.

  “I think she may have been blackmailing her ex-boyfriend Joe, too. He’s been bugging me for a package he says Christina left him. The creep practically threatened me. The only problem is, I haven’t found any blackmail photos for Joe yet. But I still have to check the other CD tower.”

  “What’s his song?”

  “ ‘You Gotta Serve Somebody.’ ”

  “Dylan,” Sarah said. “Christina had good taste. An ugly sense of humor, but good taste.”

  “Oh, yeah?” Helen said. “Then why am I looking for Don Ho’s ‘Tiny Bubbles’?”

  “I don’t know, why are you?”

  “It might have something to do with the death of Brittney’s fiancé, except she’s not acting like the others,” Helen said. “I don’t think Brittney was being blackmailed.”

  The seafood salads were served in paper bowls, with forks sticking out of the top and a pile of paper napkins on the side. They were mounds of fresh calamari, salmon, crab, and shrimp.

  “Oh, I forgot Venetia, the jittery drug customer,” Helen said. “Christina was blackmailing her, too. That woman is weird enough to flip out and kill Christina, but she’s too skinny to hurt anyone.”

  “Don’t be too sure,” Sarah said. “I used to work in a hospital. The skinny druggies can get powerfully strong when they are desperate. It took four men to restrain one ninety-pound cokehead at our hospital.”

  “Then I’ll keep Venetia on the list,” Helen said. “There’s also Niki. Christina knew she’d been a jewel thief. And there was the murder for hire. Except everything went right. Desiree died, and Niki got her man.”

  “Maybe Christina was blackmailing her for it anyway,” Sarah said.

  “Maybe. But Niki couldn’t have killed Christina. When the murder took place, she says was in Greece.”

  “That’s what she says. I say we check her out,” Sarah said.

  Their seafood salads were eaten, the sun had gone down, and Helen was shivering in the chill evening air. “Let’s go back to my place for coffee and Key lime pie and talk this over further,” Sarah said.

  Helen had no problem discussing the blackmail business with Sarah. But she would not mention it to her landlady, Margery. Maybe she did not want Margery knowing too much. Her landlady already had Helen’s suitcase full of cash.

  Helen and Sarah walked along Hollywood Beach until they reached Sarah’s condo. Kids pedaled by on low-slung yellow banana bikes, their rumps nearly touching the ground. Young couples kissed by the ocean. Old couples walked hand-in-hand on the boardwalk. Tired parents packed up their beach umbrellas and sunburned offspring.

  At her condo, Sarah made coffee and cut two slices of pie.“I gather you’re not going to the police with this new information?” she said.

  Helen just looked at her.

  “You’re afraid Detective Dwight Hansel will make your life difficult, and you’ll need an expensive lawyer, like Joe had to get.”

  “Yes,” Helen said. It was partly true. The whole truth was worse.

  “Then you’ll have to solve Christina’s murder yourself.”

  “I’m no detective. I don’t know where to begin.”

  “Find out who has an alibi for the day Christina died.”

  “Weekend,” Helen said. “Well, sort of. The police think she was killed sometime between Saturday evening and Monday morning. Christina’s last phone call was with her ex-boyfriend Joe, about six-twenty Saturday night. She’d left the store by then. I know for sure that Joe has no alibi. Niki claims to have one. I can’t tell you about the blackmail victims or Brittney.”

  “Then you need to know. Invite them all to the store, the way Nero Wolfe gets people to come to his brownstone. Then ask where they were the weekend Christina died.”

  “How am I going to get these women in the store at the same time?”

  “They shop there all the time. Invite them for a special sale.”

  “Juliana’s never has anything as plebeian as sales,” Helen said. “But we are getting in some lovely new stock. I can offer them a first look. A special champagne showing. It will cost me a couple of bottles of bubbly.”

  “Don’t you dare pay for the champagne yourself. Take the money out of petty cash.”

  “You’re right. I will,” Helen said defiantly. “What’s old Tightwad Roget going to do? Fire me?”

  Sarah’s cell phone rang, and she looked at the caller’s number. “Oops. I have to take this. Make yourself at home.”

  This might work, Helen thought. She used to analyze financial reports in her other life. Now she could analyze alibis. Helen remembered something else. There was a twenty-five-thousand-dollar reward if she caught Christina’s killer. She didn’t have to bring in the killer at gunpoint. Just give the police information leading to the arrest and conviction.

  Sarah’s call was taking longer than she thought. Helen read an old Best Friends magazine she found on the coffee table. She was halfway through a story about theater cats when Sarah came out of her office and caught Helen in mid-yawn. “I’m tired, too,” Sarah said. “Take the magazine. I’ll drive you home.”

  The more they talked about the special showing on the drive home, the more enthusiastic Helen became. “I’ll hold the champagne showing in two days. Tell them it’s a one-time-only offer. I’ll start calling first thing tomorrow. There’s just one problem: How am I going to get these women to talk about where they were when Christina died?”

  “Tell them you know the time of death. They’ll jump in with where they were. It will be easier than you think,” Sarah said. “Trust me.”

  “That’s what got me into trouble in the first place,” Helen said.

  The champagne showing had everything a Juliana’s regular could want: secrecy, snobbery, and special treatment.

  Helen called each woman and made her swear not to tell a soul, knowing she would talk the instant she hung up. Her conversation with Tiffany was typical.

  “You have to keep this quiet,” Helen said. “I can only invite five special people. I couldn’t ask Melissa or Bianca, much as I love them, because, frankly, you’re a better customer.”

  “I won’t breathe a word,” Tiffany said. “I’m so honored.”<
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  She was, too. Helen felt a little sad.

  Niki jumped at the chance to be one of the chosen. Brittney said she’d be delighted. Even the hard-boiled Sharmayne said yes. That really surprised Helen. But she suspected the women liked the idea they were getting special treatment in a store that prided itself on exclusivity.

  Helen’s one failure was Venetia. She couldn’t reach her at home or on her cell phone. Helen kept calling every half hour. It was five o’clock, the day before the special sale, when a shrill voice answered the phone.

  “Venetia?” Helen began. “This is Juliana’s, and we’d like to invite you to a special—”

  “I can’t believe you’d have the nerve to call here,” the woman screeched. “You’ve ruined my daughter-in-law. Ruined her.”

  Whoa. Venetia’s husband had definitely married someone like Mom.

  “Do you know where she is?” the screecher continued. “In a private hospital, trying to recover from the damage you did. She went to your store to return a purse and came home raving. I don’t know what you gave her, but it sent Venetia over the edge. We had to commit her that afternoon. She’s been there ever since. If it wouldn’t bring more shame on our family, I’d call the cops, you heartless—”

  “Wait, it wasn’t me,” Helen said. “I’m the new acting manager.”

  “Where is that terrible Christina? Did they finally fire her?”

  “Haven’t you heard?”

  “I don’t hear anything. I’m trying to keep my son’s family together.”

  “Christina was murdered,” Helen said.

  “Good,” the woman said, and slammed down the phone.

  Venetia had an alibi, and it was ironclad: She was in a detox ward when Christina was murdered. But that made Helen one person short for the champagne showing. The solution was standing—or rather, moping—in front of her.

  “Tara,” Helen said. “I need a big favor. Tomorrow, would you be a customer instead of a sales associate? If you buy anything, you can use your store discount. I’ll also pay you for your time.”

  Tara squealed like a little girl getting a special treat. “That’s your idea of a big favor? I’ve been dying to go. I was thinking of quitting so I could be a customer. I’ve already got my eye on that new black D&G.”

 

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