by Steve Harris
There were a lot of people at Barnstaple Hospital who wanted to know what had really happened to Martin. James had concocted a story about a farming accident. He told the doctors that a combine harvester they were testing had run out of control, mincing Martin’s leg, and had then caught fire. The medics, who seemed to be of the opinion that James was the world’s worst liar, wanted to know why Martin was working on farm machinery dressed in a Savile Row suit. To which there was no acceptable answer. James had simply shrugged and asked for his own burns and cuts to be treated.
He let them take him to an A&E cubicle and when he felt the job was done, he fled. This could have gone better too. One of the doctors who’d been treating him saw him leaving and ran after him, shouting.
James quickly climbed into the Cavalier that Martin had hired and drove away. He didn’t know what he could do when he got back to Black Rock - all he knew was he had to try.
The snow ran out on the edge of Tintagel, but it was drizzling all the way over to Barnstaple. James drove back carefully, trying to formulate a plan and failing. If this was a story, like it ought to have been, he would be receiving flashes of intuition. Ideas would come to him. He would know exactly what had to be done. But in real life those things just didn’t happen.
I’ll know when I get there, he assured himself doubtfully.
The weather front providing the snow was amazing to behold. It followed the boundary of the village exactly. On one side of the line it was snowing heavily and piling up, and on the side he was on not even a single flake blew across.
James pulled up on the edge of the weather and peered down the road towards the centre of Tintagel. The snow wasn’t impossibly deep yet but it was bad enough to become stuck in your car.
He made it all the way down to the tight bend on which stood the King Arthur’s Bookshop before he got into trouble. It was snowing harder here and the fall was much deeper - the front spoiler of the car was acting as a kind of plough.
Beside the bookshop there was a short steep descent into the car park where visitors to the Castle ruins left their cars. And for some reason, Martin’s hired Cavalier wanted to go down into the car park, rather than round the sharp right-hand bend.
Each time James backed off from the corner and tried again to steer round it, the car headed directly at the car park entrance.
After the fourth try, he decided that this thing was bigger than both of them and he’d just have to walk from here. He also decided that if the car wanted to fling itself into the deep virgin snow of the empty car park, he might as well let it. He couldn’t just abandon it in the road.
He steered round the corner again, and accelerated gently. The Cavalier nosed its way into the deep snow on the steep hill and began to slide.
Which was when James realized he’d made a bad mistake.
The parking area was also steep, inclined at an angle of perhaps twenty degrees towards the edge of the sharp drop on which it perched. The drop didn’t go all the way down to the sea - there was a further stretch of snow-covered land before the ocean - but as the Cavalier entered the car park, turned sideways and began to slide, driver’s side first, James knew that it intended to go all the way. Across the car park, across the rough ground and off the edge.
The car slowly moved sideways, pushing against an ever-increasing pile of snow that would soon bring it to a halt.
But this didn’t happen: it kept sliding until the snow was piled up against it to the height of the roof and James could no longer see how far it was to the edge. He had to get out of the car, and fast.
He grabbed hold of the door handle, pushed the door, and shouted in terror when it didn’t open.
The lock! his mind screamed at him. The door’s locked. Undo it!
His fingers snatched at the lock, he pushed against the door, and then he was out of the car, rolling through the snow.
He found his feet in time to see the car vanish off the edge of the rough ground.
But it was what had happened to the sea that was really staggering. From the bay at the foot of the castle, to Black Rock and as far out as he could see the water had frozen into a flat white sheet.
James opened his mouth to express his disbelief, then closed it again.
A cock-eyed idea was forming in his mind. It wasn’t the kind of flash of inspiration you would find in a story, and when he voiced it to himself it might have sounded supremely stupid, but it was all he had to go on.
You can get down there from here, he told himself. There’s a cave at the bottom of the rock the house stands on. The sea flows into it. What if there’s a way inside the house through that cave? You could climb down, walk across the frozen sea to the cave and try to find your way up into the house from there. A kind of surprise attack.
The doubting thoughts started almost immediately. And what if you fall? he asked himself. What if you go over one of those rocks and break a leg? No one will even know you’re down there. You’ll die of exposure if you get hurt. And you probably will get hurt. You’re injured and weak already and that’s quite a climb you’re looking at, even in good weather. Anything could happen.
James shook his head. If anything was going to happen to him, it would just have to happen. He’d promised to do his best and he was going to do it.
For better or for worse.
At the section of broken wall he paused for a second, looking at the bay below. Then he took a deep breath and started down.
35 - Escape from Black Rock (Slight Reprise)
Diamond looked at S’n’J, cocked his head and barked once in his deep voice. For the first time, she saw his tail wag. She assumed that this was the nearest thing she was going to get to congratulations at having wiped out Peter Perfect and Mr Winter and the story of Black Rock.
Thanks,’ she said to Diamond and hobbled towards him, glancing back at the work-room door which was closed firmly against her.
The house had begun to make noises. They were similar to the ones her flat made after the central heating had gone off: the sound of things that had expanded, under heat, contracting again. All through the house things were making little bangs and creaks. The sounds were undoubtedly caused by the departure of Philip’s power. The house was settling, but each tiny noise seemed sinister.
She got the distinct impression that the building wasn’t so much going to sleep, as ponderously waking up. She pictured the way the house looked from outside - like a huge and terrible animal, crouched waiting to pounce. Surely this was just an impression, not a pointer to the true nature of Black Rock?
Haunted houses were just places where ghosts existed. Surely it didn’t follow that they became alive too?
But Black Rock is more than a place where ghosts gather, Drezy, she told herself. Quite a lot more. Perhaps you should check what Philip’s last written words were.
‘Just a second, Diamond,’ she said, and hobbled towards the desk.
A tinny instrumen�
�tal rendition of ‘Frosty the Snowman’ accompanied her. It came out of the ceiling in several different places and each source was slightly out of phase with the next. And to compliment the sound effects, the room’s walls lit with a blinding white light.
‘Baby it’s cold outside,’ Philip’s voice said over the music. ‘Do you think it’s gonna snow, Snowy?’
S’n’J snatched the piece of paper from the desk. Philip’s scrawled handwriting was difficult to read. The words danced in front of S’n’J’s eyes, blurring in the brilliant glare from the walls.
‘Peter Perfect was metamorphosing again,’ she read, squinting. ‘This time the change was permanent. No matter what happened to him now, he wouldn’t die. He would have total mastery of the power in the house. When Sarah-Jane hit him, he knew he would keep on splitting until his human energy was exhausted. Whereupon he would merge with the house. He might have lost a battle, but his little Snowy was going to discover that he had, in fact, won the war.’
She shook her head. ‘No you don’t!’ she hissed and tore the sheet of paper into shreds.
On either side of her, the walls turned to huge sheets of glass. Behind the glass was clear blue sea and coral reefs, through which swam thousands of gorgeously coloured tropical fish.
S’n’J glanced through one of the huge fish-tank panes. She felt horribly dizzy. She could see for more than half a mile across the sea bed before the blue darkened and blotted out her vision. Overhead the music was still playing. And when she tottered round looking for the door, it was gone. There was no sign of it ever having existed.
‘You have to stay in the house for ever,’ Philip’s tinny voice said over the non-existent Tannoy. ‘The getting in is easy. It’s the getting out you have to worry about. It can’t be done, Snowy.’
Diamond barked.
S’n’J looked down at him.
The dog pointed.
At the wall through which Philip had earlier thrust his hand.
‘Not through there. I’ll die,’ she said, remembering the way Philip’s hand had glowed red hot when he’d withdrawn it; how the band of gold around his finger had become so hot it had dripped.
As if to show the way, Diamond walked under the desk and stopped with his nose against the wall, then looked back at her. S’n’J crouched beside him. ‘I understand,’ she said, ‘but I can’t do it. It’ll kill me.’
Diamond turned back, put his nose to the wall, tensed his muscles and pushed forward. His snout penetrated the wall. His paws scrabbled at the carpet and his whole head slid into the wall. Where he stopped, looking as if he had been decapitated.
‘I can’t!’ S’n’J wailed. Behind her, something began to crackle.
Diamond’s body stiffened and he pulled his head back out to look at her. It wasn’t red hot. Or even smoking. He barked.
‘Are you trying to tell me that it’s safe?’ S’n’J asked above the steadily increasing crackling noise.
If he’d been Rin-Tin-Tin or Lassie, Diamond would have barked knowingly and wagged his tail while he looked from her to the wall and back again. She wouldn’t have been able to miss the message. But this was not what happened.
The dog pushed his head into the wall again and struggled all the way through this time. S’n’J watched the wall close around the tip of his tail and finally glanced behind her, realizing that she could now smell smoke.
Something that looked like a brush-fire was coming towards her in a single line of low flame, leaving nothing but black ash in its wake.
S’n’J turned back to the wall, got on her hands and knees and pushed her head against it.
It was like crawling through a six-inch freezing jelly. On the other side was the master bedroom where Snowy and Philip had made love. It was snowing in there: on the floor and the bed, it was a good three inches deep. The upper third of the room was enveloped in thick, swirling cloud from which the snow fell like cotton-wool.
Diamond stood half-way across the room, pointing.
Shivering and with her breath pluming into the air, S’n’J crawled towards him. Her jacket lay on the floor in the snow. She picked it up, shook the snow off and put it on. It was better than nothing. Her other clothes and her shoes weren’t there.
Diamond nosed at a spot of wall below the window. I hope you know what you’re doing, S’n’J thought as she crawled through the snow towards him. Because if you’re wrong, there’s a big drop to the ground outside that window.
But there wasn’t time to give the matter any further consideration, because Diamond was going through. S’n’J followed him, hoping for the best.
And came out in the bathroom beside the toilet bowl.
The bathroom was coated with clear ice. Huge icicles hung from the ceiling, like daggers waiting to fall. The floor was skating-rink smooth and numbed S’n’J’s flesh. She crawled on to it, finding it difficult to keep her half-frozen hands and knees under her.
Diamond stood in front of her pointing the way they had come.
She followed him, expecting to end up in the bedroom again. She was surprised to find herself in the library.
It wasn’t snowing in here yet, but the upper half of the room was in cloud.
Diamond was pointing at a large bookcase that took up an entire wall. The top of it was masked by cloud.
She forced herself to her feet and limped across, knowing exactly what she was looking for and knowing it was going to be on the top shelf. There was a stepladder at the far end of the bookcase. She got it and took it back to where the dog sat.
‘Where are you Snowy?’ Philip’s voice called from up there in the cloud. ‘You needn’t think you can escape me just because you’ve found a backwater of the maze. Sooner or later I’ll know exactly where you are.’
You wish, S’n’J thought, leaning the library ladder against the bookcase. When she began to climb, the rungs bit into her feet and the pain from her bad ankle made her want to scream.
At the top shelf, the swirling cloud was bitterly cold and made it difficult to see. She was pretty certain that ice was forming around her lips and that the moisture from her breath was crystallizing around her nostrils.
There were six thick manuscripts on the top shelf, wrapped neatly in brown paper. There was writing in HB pencil on each of them and S’n’J peered at it. The manuscripts, in which Peter Perfect had brought S’n’J and five other unfortunate girls into existence, were marked, Snowy #1 through to Snowy #5. The sixth was marked Diamond.
She pulled down the one labelled Diamond and threw it to the floor. There you go, dog, she thought. Tear that up and you’ll be free.
She followed suit with the other five manuscripts, then climbed down, wondering what she was going to do with all the paperwork. Philip had said that her story alone was a thousand pages long, and the package she had just flung down there felt like it. It was going to take a long time to tear six thousand pages into shreds.
She got off the ladder, wipe
d the frost from her face and crouched down beside the pile of manuscripts. Three of the six packages had burst open when they’d hit the floor and Diamond was sniffing them.
Don’t worry dog, she thought, we’re, about to put this right.
She found the package marked Snowy #1 and tore the wrapper off, wondering if this was the only thing linking her with reality. Would she cease to exist if she destroyed the makings of her own life? She hoped not. You wouldn’t just wink out of existence if you killed your parents, would you? she reasoned. So why should this be any different?
She glanced over at Diamond, wondering if she ought to destroy a few pages of his story first, just in case. Then she felt horribly guilty and decided she couldn’t. She pulled the first page from her own manuscript, fought off the temptation to read any of it and tore it in half.
Nothing happened to her.
She tore it into tiny pieces with no ill effect.
Then she picked up as much as she thought she could tear in half at one go and did this too.
The question was, how long would it take to tear up several thousand pages? Some of the stories were shorter than hers, but that still left too much paper for one woman and a dog to rip up.
Then she remembered what was supposed to happen at the end of every good haunted house story. The house burned down.
And Sarah-Jane Dresden suddenly had a flash of what felt like genuine story-book inspiration.
In her jacket pocket, tucked inside her wallet there was a book of Cars Inc. matches. The one that James had written his number on, what seemed like months ago. Her wallet was soaked, and inside it, the little booklet of paper matches was damp. S’n’J’s heart began to sink.
She balled several of the manuscript pages and put a match head to the striking surface at the bottom of the booklet.