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by Nicholas Salaman




  THE

  WHITE SHIP

  Nicholas Salaman

  Based on a true story, this tale of passion and revenge brings the past vividly to life.

  Normandy in 1118 is a hotbed of malcontent barons kept in fragile order by their duke, Henry I, King of England. Fresh from early years in a monastery, Bertold - the bastard son of one of these barons - meets Juliana, a countess and daughter of the King.

  He falls in love, or lust (he isn’t sure), but sees that his chance could come with work in her small court. Soon, though, he finds himself caught up in a ruthless feud between Juliana and her father. Juliana's daughters are offered as hostages for a strategic castle, and even love is not enough to allay a tragedy that will change the course of history.

  For Lyndsay

  CONTENTS

  Chapter I

  Chapter II

  Chapter III

  Chapter IV

  Chapter V

  Chapter VI

  Chapter VII

  Chapter VIII

  Chapter IX

  Chapter X

  Chapter XI

  Chapter XII

  Chapter XIII

  Chapter XIV

  Chapter XV

  Chapter XVI

  Chapter XVII

  Chapter XVIII

  Chapter XIX

  Chapter XX

  Chapter XXI

  Chapter XXII

  Chapter XXIII

  Chapter XXIV

  Chapter XXV

  Chapter XXVI

  Chapter XXVII

  Chapter XXVIII

  Chapter XXIX

  Chapter XXX

  Chapter XXXI

  Chapter XXXII

  Chapter XXXIII

  Chapter XXXIV

  Chapter XXXV

  Chapter XXXVI

  Chapter XXXVII

  Chapter XXXVIII

  Chapter XXXIX

  Chapter XL

  Chapter XLI

  Chapter XLII

  Chapter XLIII

  Chapter XLIV

  Chapter XLV

  Chapter XLVI

  Chapter XLVII

  Chapter XLVIII

  Chapter XLIX

  Chapter L

  Chapter LI

  Chapter LII

  Chapter LIII

  Chapter LIV

  Chapter LV

  Chapter LVI

  Chapter LVII

  Chapter LVIII

  Chapter LIX

  Chapter LX

  Chapter LXI

  Chapter LXII

  Chapter LXIII

  Chapter LXIV

  Chapter LXV

  Chapter LXVI

  Chapter LXVII

  Chapter LXVIII

  Chapter LXIX

  Chapter LXX

  Chapter LXXI

  Chapter LXXII

  Chapter LXXIII

  Chapter LXXIV

  Chapter LXXV

  Post Scriptum

  History and Guesswork

  A Note on Alcohol

  Acknowledgments

  Other

  Nicholas Salaman

  I

  I opened the huge oak door of the barn, stepped quickly inside, and looked back to check that no one was watching.

  The only thing that moved was the barn-smell which danced in the dust as I shut out the early sunlight behind me.

  If you are interested in smells (and who cannot be), I can tell you it was a complex one. It was a dark, fusty, slightly gingery odour in which you could distinguish hay, rust, damp, horse, old wood, fungus, mouse droppings, rats, axle grease, and (if you sniffed very carefully) sex – and oranges. Oranges? I questioned my sense of the faint aroma – rare in these parts – but put it aside, distracted by a further aromatic seasoning from the moat, stirred by the morning breeze.

  The oranges should have alerted me. Everything else was as usual, but I was tired that morning. It seemed anyway that I was safe; there was nobody about, not even a groom or a scullion. Everyone was late rising after the revels of last night.

  The barn was a huge wooden affair on the other side of the grassy bailey from the castle itself, over against the marshalsea where they kept the horses. It was one of the favourite places for those wishing to make what the French call the beast with two backs – though usually not before dinnertime. Normally, I would not have been there at all (well, only after dinner and then hardly ever), but it is almost impossible to find a quiet place in a castle. Everyone’s on top of you everywhere, even when you’re having a piss.

  All I wanted, intensely, that morning was somewhere to snatch a bit of sleep. There had been this great Feast of Easter celebration the night before, rejoicing at the princely presence and of course Jesus’s Resurrection. After dinner, there was foolery, drollery, buffoonery, revelry and rudery.

  You know how it is. The feasting went on late, there was too much wine, the Prince’s fool told too many good jokes, and what with one thing and another and little Marianne, one of the Comtesse’s maids, I didn’t get to sleep in my own bed until well past midnight, the hour when the Brothers at the abbey would be saying Matins. I had a bed in one of the knights’ wooden halls that had sprouted in the bailey next to the stone of the castle, but my father, the Comte, had developed a habit of summoning me at all hours just to see if I was behaving myself, or out of sheer malice. Last night was no problem because he was drunk and wouldn’t stir; but this morning it would be a different matter, and I knew he would be coming for me, rooting me out of bed and on parade before I was ready.

  I had contrived to wake early because I knew that I still needed a good long sleep, undisturbed, somewhere my father wouldn’t immediately find me. That was the first essential, to keep out of his reach – because he’s a crusty old bugger, to be honest, especially after a night’s carousing. He thinks he can still carouse, but if you ask me he’s well past it, even if he has got a young wife. A man should stop carousing after forty and fix his mind on prayer and sweetmeats. Carousing is for younger men like myself – when we can get it.

  So I had dragged on my clothes as soon as I woke, thought immediately of the barn as a suitable location, and sidled across the bailey, not for a moment imagining that I would stumble on a secret that, if divulged, would probably cost me my life. I entered, quiet as a harvest mouse in case a sneaking groom was skulking somewhere, and made my way towards the stacks of hay piled up like a house against the back wall.

  Oranges! That was where it came from. The scent filled the corridor between the hay stacks. It was then that I heard them; a low whisper, a little cry. I crept nearer because there is a pleasure in secret discovery.

  ‘Darling,’ I heard a voice cry, a man’s voice. ‘Darling, darling.’

  What I saw made me choke with surprise. It was the English Prince and he was embracing – I like to use that word because anything else would be gross and although I am a bastard, at least I am the bastard of a Comte – he was embracing the Comtesse, my father’s second wife, bastard daughter of the Duke who was also King Henry of England; the most beautiful woman you ever saw; blonde as an angel, middle to tall, with a skin the colour of late spring honey infused with a drop or two of very pale medlar jelly. Her mother had been a beauty before her, a lady called Ede, daughter of an English lord, it was said…

  No, I have to tell you this in riper words, the situation is too strong for delicacy. The Prince William, known as ‘the Atheling’, in whom resided the hopes of all the English, son of King Henry and of the half-Scots, half-Saxon Queen Matilda, was fornicating with his half-sister, two years older than he was. He was fucking my stepmother and because this was not the sort of thing you do in public with your host’s wife, they had found a quiet place removed from the hubbub of the castle, just as
I had done, to make the beast with eight legs, as we say in Normandy. Of course, I had noticed before now my stepmother’s predilection for the oils of orange that she used about her body, and here it was, heating up nicely.

  I tell you, men have lost their lives for witnessing less. Do you think I gave a discreet cough and a ‘good morning, Prince’? The hell I did. I moved out so quietly God himself didn’t notice.

  But perhaps I should explain myself and my life, which was precious to me at the time.

  II

  I am the son of Rotrou, Lord of Mortagne and Comte de Perche, a small county but important because of its central position towards the southern end of the Duchy of Normandy. My name is Bertold. I am a good-looking bastard, though I say it myself, or I was in those days, but the emphasis is very much on bastard. I am illegitimate. I don’t mind making jokes about bastards, but I would rather you didn’t.

  Duke Henry is master of Normandy, or most of it – the Normans are a troublesome lot. It is the season of spring, in the year of Our Lord 1118.

  A fortnight or so before, on my twenty-first birthday, I had been summoned to my father’s castle. I had been in an abbey for eight years, learning Latin (it is the lingua franca of advancement) and other useful things, like avoiding the groping hands of certain monks. I had almost, but not quite, become accustomed to thinking that a monastic life was for me. It had its advantages, and there was no other comfortable alternative. I could become a soldier, but that was a desperate calling and I was ambitious. I wanted to turn my learning to some use; but what, and how?

  The summons, which solved my problem, had surprised me. I had had no idea that the old Comte thought of me in any way at all, least of all remembered my birthday, since I was his bastard, not his legal son. It soon turned out that it was my dead mother’s husband, my stepfather, the castle cellarer, who had put him up to it. He had urged the Comte to summon me home. At Mortagne, the cellarer was more important than in many such places because here the butler was old and infirm, and leant on him heavily. My stepfather was, in fact, his deputy and aspired to that title, but he needed someone to help him with his duties, and thought he could use me and pay me nothing. He was a mean man and never forgot a debt of any kind, and he considered that I owed him something for having been given his shelter as a child. No wonder my mother had succumbed to the temporary advances of the Comte de Perche who – though he, God knows, was no great shakes – at least appreciated a beautiful woman.

  On my return to the castle, I had found the place in a state of some excitement, as sometimes happens when Lent draws to a close and the girls and boys start looking at each other in that way they have. It was particularly the case this year, however, because William, son of Duke Henry, was due to arrive with his retinue on Easter Saturday. The sixteen-year-old Prince was accompanying his father for the first time at the start of the year’s campaigning in Normandy, knocking the barons’ heads together, but he had taken leave from his military duties to celebrate the feast of Easter with his half-sister, my little stepmother the Comtesse Matilda, my father’s bride of a couple of years. The Prince had been very close to her, apparently, when they were in England, but until today I had had no idea quite how close they had been.

  The old Comte, my father, had married this Matilda, Duke Henry’s illegitimate daughter, when she was just sixteen because his first wife had died. The Comte was feeling cold in bed, and the Duke wanted an ally, so it suited them both. Admittedly the girl was a bastard but still a daughter of a Duke – a Duke who was also King of England. It was an honour of a kind, even though Henry has more bastards than any King of England before him, and that is saying something. I don’t blame him. If I were a king and a duke, I would have plenty myself, but somehow the same opportunities do not come my way. Lovely blonde Saxon girls are not two a penny in the county of Perche, where the local specialities are big handsome draught horses, sometimes dapple-grey, or thick-waisted Norman girls with hair like a rope-trick and a laugh like a saw-blade.

  So it was a marriage of convenience, the Duke wanted powerful allies in Normandy, and the Comte de Perche, who was not universally popular – though who is in Normandy? – could bask in the ducal favour and all it entailed. Perche was useful to the Duke, who had given another beautiful daughter in marriage to the neighbouring Comte de Breteuil, a man with a face like a suet pudding whose favourite occupations were fighting and drink. The Comte de Breteuil and his Comtesse, half-sister to our Matilda, were also guests at Mortagne this Easter, on the occasion of the Prince, their half-brother’s, visit.

  No one had asked either of the girls whether they wanted to be married to these Norman gargoyles. The Pope had now declared it sinful for anyone to force a girl to marry, but when you are a princess there are other considerations, and the Pope was always ready to listen to reason from a king. When I think of what it must be like to be married to the Comte de Breteuil or to my father, I am pleased to be an unimportant bastard. Not that I think bastards are unimportant, please don’t get that idea. As bastards go, I give a pretty good account of myself.

  I am just under six foot tall (six foot on a good day). I have dark hair (with a Norman tendency to unruliness), clean features, a fresh face, clear, blue eye, and a ready smile. Too ready, my father – who values seriousness – would say, but I would rather disarm with a smile than fight. However, if it comes to fighting, then I am the man for it. In Normandy all the barons have their own little armies and love to use them. And one thing I learned at the monastery – well, I learned many things, but one thing I learned which may surprise you – was wrestling. I don’t want you to think of me as a pale shrimp of a clerk. The monks loved a wrestle, a useful art in those dangerous days, though they would not necessarily have liked the world to know it, and some of them were very proficient at it, but I was abbey champion. The other thing we were good at was music. The Abbot saw no contradiction in that. Mens sana in corpore sano was his creed – or one of them.

  Back to the barn, then, and on with the bastard’s tale – a better one, you may find, than many a story told by a man born between lawful sheets.

  III

  I walked back across the bailey in some confusion; shocked, yes – not at the act of fucking, but at the enormous danger I had put myself in, and at them too. From what I had seen of him, I thought the Prince not a bad sort for an Englishman: arrogant of course; spoilt – that goes without saying – but you couldn’t blame him because the whole world treated him as if the sun rose out of his arse and never set. And as for the Comtesse, I had been half in love with her myself.

  My concerns must have made me careless, because a voice boomed out:

  ‘You.’

  I knew immediately that it was I who was being addressed. I really don’t think my father knew my name. ‘You’ was what he habitually called me.

  I stopped and adopted a low, subservient, watchful expression. I had found that usually worked best with my father.

  ‘Where do you think you’re sneaking off to?’

  It was a shame, really, being a bastard. For one thing, you weren’t called Comte like your father, you were called ‘bastard’ by your equals or ‘you’ by your father. You didn’t inherit the castle, or anything at all if you were unlucky or didn’t look appreciative when you were called ‘you’. There was no dignity in bastardy (unless you were called William the Conqueror). That’s why I say I am a nobody even though my father is a powerful man. I am nothing to him and nothing to the world, but quite a lot to myself, as you may have gathered.

  Ever since I can remember I have had the peculiar sensation that I am an onlooker, not exactly part of the life that I am leading. It is like being accompanied always by your image in a glass that follows you everywhere. Perhaps other people feel like this. I do not know. There is nothing I can do about it. Once or twice, I feel I have been warned by my shadow self about something, and the warning has usually been right. Sometimes I seem to know things that I should not know and people look at me
strangely, so I have learned to keep such things to myself. Someone is looking after me and, I tell you, we bastards can do with all the help we can get. Perhaps it is an angel and God really does look after us.

  Of course, it depends whose bastard you are. Duke Henry or, as the English call him, King Henry, made many with those fair Saxon girls, sometimes high-born, sometimes little villeinesses. And, to be fair to him – which one should be because he has sharp ears and a long memory – he made sure that all his children married well, mostly (as I say) to powerful Norman barons whose allegiance or loyalty he wanted. That was why the daughter of his lovely blonde English mistress, Ede, had been made to marry the crabbed old Comte de Perche, my father.

  My God, Matilda was a lovely girl: the sun seemed to have spun the strands of her hair. How she could endure mottled old father Perche was a mystery. He looked like one of his old dappled Percheron horses, only less shapely and bigger round the girth. But then it turned out she found comfort with her sweet half-brother; a bit of a prick maybe, but there was no doubt he loved her. I picked up a lot of gossip at the bottom of my lord’s table because I always kept my ears open, though the discovery of just how much sweet William loved his half-sister was my own. If I valued my life (which I did), I would have to keep it to myself, because princes – even princes as young and spoilt as William – have a long reach.

  ‘I was just going to put in some practice at the quintain.’

  I knew my father approved of that kind of thing. The quintain was a sort of swivelling-iron device which presented you, as you approached, with a heavy image of a man with a helmet on. It swivelled towards you, and you were supposed to hit it with your mace in order to send it round again. Sometimes it had a sort of flailing attachment which sneaked round with an erratic motion and caught you on the head if you weren’t looking, very painful too. My father’s quintain had that attachment.

  ‘Don’t give me that shit, boy.’

  Being a bastard was much better than being a serf, I suppose, never knowing where you stood and liable to be sold along with the fields you worked on. In fact, quite a lot of respectable people were bastards these days. Making them was an honourable trade long before the reign of King Henry, but he had made it more fashionable than before, almost de rigueur as you might say, among those at court.

 

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