Rémi started to fuck their little playmate again. Jeanne’s tongue flew over Dez’s clit, licking the tender bundle of nerves harder and faster. Through the haze of pleasure Dez looked up at Rémi. Her friend nodded. They pulled off Jeanne’s clamps at the same time. The woman screamed and her knees buckled, but Rémi held her up. Jeanne kept at Dez’s clit, licking and sucking until Dez’s wave crested and she bucked against Jeanne’s mouth, holding her head steady while Dez’s pussy fisted, flooding come against the plastic barrier of the dental dam and on the pretty floral chair.
“Fuck yes!” Dez groaned.
Jeanne’s head hung low as she panted between Dez’s thighs. “Damn.”
They weren’t done yet. At a signal from Rémi, Dez stood up despite her wobbly knees and moved aside so that her friend could take her place in the chair.
“Now, if memory serves, you mentioned something at the beginning of this evening about my pussy and your mouth.” Rémi tugged down her zipper, showing off her thick, curling bush. “Come. I’m ready.”
BINGO, BABY
Radclyffe
“Honey, let’s go in drag tonight.”
I looked up from the newspaper and tried to suppress a grin. Shelby is a femme. Not ultraultrafemme—no superlong nails or heavy-duty makeup, but she doesn’t leave the house without eyeliner, either. Plus, she’s small. Okay, petite. Her head comes to my chest. But she’s perfectly built—every part of her—from her pert, high breasts to her nicely rounded, squeezable ass. But no one, nohow, would take her for a guy. Not even with a twelve-inch dick. “Sure, baby, but we only brought one dick.”
It’s tough packing toys when you travel, and the security people at the airport in Provincetown check everything. But then I guess they’ve seen everything, too, and there’s no way I was going on vacation without my equipment. Still, I couldn’t bring a complete complement either, so we both wouldn’t be able to dress in full gear.
Shel’s lush pink lips parted, her tongue peeked out as she ran it lightly over the velvet surface, and my mind turned to oatmeal. “We only need one. For me.”
I got hold of myself and dragged my thoughts away from what she could do with that tongue. “Huh? What am I going to wear, then?”
“This,” she replied sweetly as she held up a tiny swatch of leather.
I paled. “That’s a skirt.”
“Uh-huh.”
“It’s yours.”
“Uh-huh.”
“I can’t wear that.” I started to sweat. I started to look for the exit. I was in boxers and nothing else. I couldn’t run.
“You might be taller, but your hips aren’t that much bigger than mine. It will just be a little short.”
“A little?” God help me, I actually squeaked. Just the thought of the skirt was making my clit shrink. “That won’t even cover my crotch!”
“This will.”
She held up a black satin thong, and my clit fell clean off.
“Oh no—no fucking way.”
“Please, honey?”
Not fair. Not fair, not fair, not fair.
“Then we’ll both be in drag,” Shel pointed out, twirling the thong around her index finger. “It is drag bingo, after all.”
Ordinarily, the sight of Shelby within twenty feet of a thong makes me want to start at her toes and lick my way to the top of her head, but today all I could think about was how much that tiny triangle didn’t cover. Especially on me.
“We don’t have any drag clothes that will fit you. My jackets are all too big.” I tried a different tack. Shel was very particular about her clothes.
“Don’t worry about me. I’ll manage something.” She leaned over the sofa, cupped my crotch, and resurrected my clit as she squeezed. “Didn’t fall off, now, did it?”
“Ha ha,” I muttered as she stuck her warm tongue in my mouth. It was a few minutes before I thought about much of anything except how clever her fingers were. When she stopped doing that wonderful up and down, round and round thing she was doing with her thumb, I groaned in protest. “Hey—what—?”
“Later, honey.” She gave me another little tug and kissed the tip of my nose. My clit gave a little jump right back. “I have to get dressed. And so do you.”
That effectively killed my healthy, happy hard-on once and for all.
I dawdled. I balked. I downright stonewalled. Okay, okay—I mostly sulked. I showered but then I refused to get dressed. Shelby ignored me as I sat on the foot of the bed staring at the floor, naked, immobile—a pathetic rendition of the Thinker facing a firing squad.
“What do you think?” Shel asked softly.
I turned my head and found myself eye to eye with a pair of black silk boxers that tented out suggestively over the gently bobbing dick inside. Now I have to tell you, I think wearing a dick is about the sexiest feeling I’ve ever had—except, of course, fucking Shelby with one. But I’ve never particularly been interested in being on the receiving end. Fortunately, Shelby has never complained. So I’d never seen her strapped before. I couldn’t take my eyes off her smooth, tanned belly encircled by the broad waistband of the boxers and the jutting prominence below. She is such a girl in every way, and I wouldn’t have believed how hot she’d look with all that girl power dancing inches from my face.
“Jesus,” I breathed in awe.
She made a little sound like a contented purr. And then she reached down and wrapped her dainty fist around the silk-sheathed cock and gave it a little shake. My mouth dropped open and my clit stood at attention.
“Does it always make you horny right away when you put it on?” she asked a little dreamily.
“Usually, yeah,” I muttered, watching her hand action speed up a little bit. “Baby?”
“Hmm?”
“If you want to jerk off with that, come a little closer and I’ll help.”
“Oh no.” She laughed knowingly, giving the dick one final tug before letting go. “You just want to distract me so we’ll miss bingo.”
“That was the furthest thing from my mind,” I protested. It was true, too. In that moment, all I could think about was holding on to her ass and putting her dick in my mouth. In my mouth? Jesus Christ. What’s happening to me?
“Come on, honey. Stand up. Let me dress you.”
My brain was still a bit addled, and without thinking, I complied. The next thing I knew, I was wearing a sleeveless mesh top that was so tight my nipples nearly protruded through the tiny holes, the black satin thong that barely kept my clit covered, and the leather skirt that hit right at the bottom of my buttcheeks. I don’t know why she bothered to put me into clothes at all. I took one look in the mirror and almost fainted.
“I can’t go out like this.”
“Sure you can. I promise your butch credentials will not be revoked.”
I turned, ready to take a stand, and got a good look at her as she buckled a thin black belt around her waist. She’d gone for the simple GQ look, and it worked perfectly on her. She wore an open-collared black silk shirt tucked into tailored black trousers with dress shoes and the belt. She’d slicked back her short blonde hair and wore no makeup. She resembled an androgynous Calvin Klein model, one of the ones that I always feel a little bit guilty about staring at. I glanced down. She looked like a handsome young man with a very substantial hard-on. Oh baby.
“You gonna walk around town like that?” I felt myself getting wet. This was so confusing.
“Why not?” She gave her hips a tiny bump. “You do.”
“Well, yeah, but that’s different.”
She stepped closer, cupped my jaw, and stood on her tiptoes to kiss me. When she leaned against me, I felt the firm press of her dick against my thigh. Now I was wet and hard. I put my hands on her waist and moved to turn her toward the bed. To my astonishment, she pushed me gently away.
“Uh-uh. No touching.”
“Oh, come on, baby. Let’s just stay home.”
“Nope.” She slid a slim leather wallet into her back pocket
and buttoned it. Then she held out her hand and gave me that smile that I’ve never been able to resist. “Come on, honey. Time to go to drag bingo.”
We stood in line along with half the population of Provincetown to get through the white picket fence and onto the grass-covered front lawn of the Unitarian Universalist Church, where dozens of metal folding tables had been set up for one of the highlights of Carnival week. Drag bingo. The space was crowded with tourists and townspeople, drag queens, and here and there, a drag king. It was a party atmosphere, and everyone was taking pictures of everyone else. We wended our way toward a free table, carrying our fat color markers and our stack of bingo cards.
I would have felt self-conscious in my less-than-flattering outfit, except no one was paying any attention to me. The drag queens were so flamboyant, so outrageously wonderful, that all eyes were on them. Except for those of the dykes, who were unabashedly eyeing my girlfriend. I had a wholly unfamiliar urge to start scratching eyes out. Scratching eyes out? Who the hell am I?
“Can’t you strap that thing down?” I said in an irritated whisper after the third time I spied some sexy femme staring at Shelby’s crotch.
“It’s as down as it’s going to get,” she said with a grin. “You ought to know.”
“Well, I never get cruised the way you are when I’m packing it.”
She gave me a fiery look. “Oh yes, you do. You just don’t know how to stake out your territory. It’s a girl thing.”
“Then sit down,” I hissed, indicating one of the few free seats left, “and hide that before I have to hurt someone.”
“I was wondering,” she whispered, leaning close as I took the seat next to her, “if it always makes you want to come in your pants really bad, too.”
I groaned. I would have banged my head on the table, but they were starting to call out the first of the bingo numbers, and everyone around me was in a frenzy to mark his or her cards. You didn’t interfere with some of these people at bingo, not and keep your body parts.
It’s not easy to sit very long in a skirt, I discovered. I tried crossing my legs, but my feet went numb. If I didn’t cross my legs, I forgot to keep my knees together, and although I welcomed the breeze, I was afraid that I’d be advertising to all and sundry exactly the state I was in. Which, considering the fact that every few minutes, Shelby would run her fingers up the inside of my thigh underneath the table, was one of terminal arousal bordering on coming in my seat. When she casually picked up my left hand, moved it under the table and into her lap, and pressed it against the bulge in her trousers, I almost did.
“You’re driving me crazy,” I growled into her ear. “I’m going to the bathroom to stick my head under the cold-water faucet.”
She laughed as I walked away.
I passed by the long lines for the Porta-Johns outside the church and walked around to the side entrance. Having been to more than one show in the church auditorium, I knew there was another small bathroom just inside. Fortunately, not many other people thought of it, and the line was short. Two of the three stalls were occupied, and as I stepped into the third—the farthest from the door—I felt a hand against my back and another person crowded in behind me.
“Shh,” Shelby whispered before I could say anything.
I couldn’t even turn around, we were pressed so close together, with her behind me and my knees nearly up against the toilet. When she gave my shoulders a gentle shove, I reflexively reached out with both hands and braced myself against the wall in front of me. It’s a good thing I did, because a second later she slipped her hand under the back of my skirt and between my legs, and my knees nearly gave out. For the first time, I appreciated the ingenious nature of a thong. With a practiced flick of her thumb, she swept the material aside and slid her fingertips between my labia.
I heard her groan as I drenched her hand, and I had to bite my lip to hold back a cry of my own. I think I’ve mentioned how good she is with her hands, and I was already pushing my hips back and forth in an attempt to rub my clitoris against her fingers. I’d been so turned on for so long, I knew I’d come in seconds. To my surprise, she pulled away before I could get there. Then I heard it, and my heart stopped.
The unmistakable sound of a zipper slowly sliding open.
When I moved to turn around, she cupped the back of my neck in her hand to stop me with a whisper. “No.”
Off balance, still braced against the wall, I had no room to do anything but wait. I felt as if my whole body were waiting, waiting to be touched, waiting to be filled, waiting to be taken. It was wholly unfamiliar and completely natural. With the first brush of the smooth, cool length of her dick between my legs, my clit jerked and I tightened inside and all I wanted was for her to make me come. I pushed back again, this time against the fat, firm head, and felt it slip inside. I moaned. I couldn’t help it.
“Feels good, doesn’t it, honey?” she murmured in my ear, her breath hot and ragged.
I knew what she was feeling, the pressure against her clit from the base of the cock, the sweet power of being inside her woman, the need to give and take at the same time. I could only whimper and nod my head. I wanted more, but I was afraid. Afraid to be other than I have always thought myself to be; afraid to be not less, but more. She knew, and she helped me.
She moved her hand from my neck around to the front of my body and underneath the edge of the tiny skirt. She held my clitoris gently between her fingers and began to slide it back and forth the way she knows always makes me come. As soon as she started, I pushed back onto her dick and she slid deeper inside. As I stretched in body and mind to take her, the pressure surged into my clit, and I knew I was going to come.
She stroked me, I rocked against her, she pushed deeper. Once, twice, and then I felt it—the slow, rolling contractions in the core of me that in another minute would burst shooting from my clit.
“I’m coming,” I cried softly. I felt her weight against my back, her body trembling as she worked herself inside me. I heard the quick, high-pitched sound she makes when she’s nearing orgasm. Just as I crashed over the edge and lost all sense of anything but her, I heard her triumphant voice in my ear.
“Bingo, baby. Bingo.”
KIKI
Jolie du Pré
“Close your eyes.”
The tall grass tickles my face as she lowers my head to the pond. One hand rubs my hair, while the other showers it with the water.
“All right, baby. You’re done.” We stand. She lifts up her T-shirt and pats my eyes with it.
Now my blonde locks are black. My parents never let me do it when I was at home, but that’s not why I bailed. That’s not the half of it.
I grab a strand, letting it slide between my fingers. Its dark color triggers an ache in my pussy, which gets even stronger when I look over at Kiki’s face.
She’s smiling in that way that says she wants to fuck me, the new me with my slick black locks.
“You look hot!”
“I want a mirror.”
“Yeah, when we’re at the store we’ll get one.”
What she really means is we’ll steal one.
Kiki’s bald, but she still has tiny little hairs on her head that feel good under my fingers, fuzzy like a caterpillar’s. I move closer to her, kiss her lips, roll my tongue over her stud. She’s got another piercing on her nose, five on her eyebrow, and a bunch on her ears. She hooked me up with one through my belly button.
The clouds are forming above us. It looks like rain. We head back to our place under the bridge, just before it starts to pour. Don is there. He sits on a tattered blanket, playing his guitar and singing to the sky. His voice is gravelly and sometimes he’ll hit a note and nothing will come out. The skin on his face is tough like leather and he’s missing three of his front teeth. Kiki says he’s about fifty and that he’s been drinking since he was ten. The kindest man I know. Last week, when I was crying, he sang me a song and I pretended that I enjoyed the sound of it, because I love hi
m. He’s my family.
Not my real family, who told me I was going to hell for being a dyke. Who beat me. Who sent me off to a Christian boarding school. I’m twenty now. Haven’t been home in about two years. I don’t miss them, never have.
Kiki walks over to the spot on the grass where she hid the box, and then she digs it up. Crack, the only thing she loves as much as me.
She lights some. Her face looks like she’s close to coming after she blows it out. The smoke burns my eyes and smells like burnt alcohol. I turn my head.
I don’t want it. But if I look at her, at it, I might change.
Later, we sit in a restaurant and look at the menus, acting like we’re going to order. Then when some customers are finished, we take the money they leave on the tables. About ten dollars today, enough for lunch. We didn’t eat yesterday.
When we’re done with our meals, we take a walk. It’s Saturday. Lots of people are out and about, shopping at all the expensive stores. Kiki decides she wants to scare some “rich brats” again. She makes faces, which I tell her she doesn’t need to do since she looks pretty scary anyway, at least to them.
She runs up to some kid. He’s dressed perfectly in matching designer duds. Standing there, eyes bugging out of his head, frozen like a statue, he starts to cry. That’s when his mother notices and runs over to grab him. She clutches her purse as they hurry out of sight. I try not to laugh.
Kiki grabs my hand and we find an alley. She’s brought one of the rocks with her and her pipe. She takes a hit and then she’s ready to fuck. We go to the train station, head into one of the bathrooms, and lock the door.
Pressing me against the wall, she puts her mouth on mine. Her lips are chapped and her breath is stale, but her kiss is firm. She takes my shirt and pulls it up. Then she leans down and puts one of my tits in her mouth. Since I’m small, she can suck it all in. While she’s doing that, her fingers play with my other nipple. I feel a tingle in my pussy and she knows it. She knows what gets me hot. She puts her mouth on mine again. I push my tongue inside and find the stud. I like the way it feels. I like to play with it.
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