"Secondarily. The M.E. theorizes that whoever put the ouabain in the cologne probably thought it would kill him."
"But a person can't absorb enough ouabain through their skin to kill them," Natalie murmured, still staring at Beatrix. The woman swayed.
"Right," Aldrich said. "But it would've been enough to trigger the pains that he complained of after the accident. The injection finished him off." He looked at them in turn. "Well, what do the three of you have to say for yourselves?"
Her mind raced, tossing out all the little tidbits she should have picked up on.
Beatrix had discovered the watch and convinced her it belonged to a mystery woman.
Beatrix had suggested the road trip and led them straight to Quincy.
Beatrix had deciphered clues from Raymond's schedule book, and supposedly talked to the flower shop owner.
Beatrix had sent her to ply Chub Younger, because she knew the man didn't know the rose lady.
Because Beatrix was the rose lady.
She stood, her throat convulsing, and nearly tripped over her chair. "You did it," she whispered. "You set us up as alibis to support this ridiculous idea of another woman."
"That's not true," Beatrix said, but her voice was small.
"She wears Sterling cologne," Ruby blurted out, standing. "She told us while we were in Quincy."
"Mrs. Carmichael, did you buy the cologne for your husband? We've already contacted the boutique listed on the label for their sales records, but you can save us some time."
"Yes," Beatrix said, her face pasty. "I bought the cologne for Raymond. But that doesn't mean I poisoned him. And I d-don't know anything about a b-brake line."
Natalie's heart fell.
"Mrs. Carmichael," District Attorney Keane said, folding his hands. "We have a murder checklist in your handwriting, listing several ways you could kill your husband, including tampering with his car and poisoning him."
"I was angry," she said. "But I could never kill my husband. My therapist told me to write down things to get them out of my system."
Natalie ran her hand over her eyes. Not Beatrix.
"Mrs. Carmichael, we confiscated medical books from your home which listed uses and sources for ouabain."
"Th-those were my father's reference books."
Natalie choked on a lump in her throat.
"Tell me, Mrs. Carmichael—do you think we found your fingerprints on the cologne bottle?"
Beatrix fingered a strand of blond hair behind her ear. "I suspect so—I sometimes helped Raymond pack."
Say it isn't so, Beatrix.
"Mrs. Carmichael," Keane said gently. "Is there anything you'd like to tell us?"
Gaylord placed a restraining hand on her arm, but she waved him off and wiped her eyes. "You don't understand," she said, her voice strained and squeaky with emotion. "I did plan to kill my husband. But someone else beat me to the punch."
Her words were miserably unconvincing, evident by the look on everyone's face. Natalie closed her eyes. Not you, Beatrix. Not you.
Chapter 36
"It's only temporary," Beatrix lied to Rachel. "As soon as this mess is cleared up, I'll bring you back full-time."
Rachel wiped a tear and bobbed an awkward curtsy. "Yes, ma'am."
She pressed an envelope into her faithful housekeeper's hand. "Good-bye, Rachel."
"Good-bye, Mrs. Carmichael. I will pray for you."
She certainly needed all the help she could get, earthly and otherwise. "Thank you."
Rachel was almost out the door when she turned back. "I almost forgot to tell you, Mrs. Carmichael—your corsage for the club gala is in the door of the refrigerator, and your dress is on the back of the sitting room door. Have a wonderful time."
She swallowed. "I will."
When the big door closed, the hollow sound reverberated through the two-story entryway. She wasn't sure how long she stood listening for... something, anything. Any noise to prove that she wasn't completely alone in this monstrosity of a house, that if she fell and broke her neck right now, she wouldn't lie there until the mailman noticed an odor.
When the phone rang, she practically sprinted to answer it, hoping it was Natalie, but knowing the chance that the woman would talk to her again was slim to none. "Hello?"
"Beatrix, this is Jim Fiske."
Oh God, more financial problems? "Yes, Jim, what is it?"
"Same as before, except worse. Your debts are skyrocketing, and your cash is nil."
"I let my housekeeper go," she snapped. "What else to you expect me to do?"
"For starters, cut up your credit cards," he said sternly. "And you might consider, um..." He cleared his throat.
"Consider what, Jim? Spit it out."
"You might consider getting a job."
She dropped into the club chair next to the phone. "What?"
"A job. You know, something that brings in money on a regular basis."
"Jim, things couldn't be that bad."
"Beatrix, you're going to have to face the facts. Your trust fund is almost gone. Except for the house, most of your assets are depleted, and your joint accounts are frozen. Meanwhile, there are Raymond's medical bills, his funeral bills. And Gaylord can't work for free forever. You have eight weeks before the trial starts, so I'd suggest that you look for a job. Besides," he added, his voice gentled, "if you stay busy, it'll help to keep your mind off things."
She'd never felt this disoriented without the benefit of alcohol. "But who would hire someone about to go on trial for murder?"
"Use your contacts at the club, call in a few favors."
"But it's been a long time since I worked. I mean, I don't know how to do anything." God, she sounded pathetic.
"Everyone can do something, Bea. Think about it."
So she spent the afternoon sipping gin and thinking about what she'd like to be when she grew up. Armed with pen and pencil, she came up with a short list: owner of an exclusive clothing boutique, personal assistant to the governor, or chef in a four-star restaurant.
She smiled. A chef... it was meant to be. For years she'd been gathering cookware and appliances, unwittingly leading up to the day when she would need them. Driven by her sudden enthusiasm, she abandoned her gin and headed to the kitchen to unpack some of her goodies. Two hours later, she was surrounded by grills, steamers, skillets, roasters, toasters, basters, broilers, cookers, pots, and pans. At first she tried to keep up with the instruction booklets, but after a while, they all ran together so she figured she'd just learn by trial and error.
Her first mistake, however, was microwaving a cup of coffee so hot that it burned her tongue when she tasted it, burned her hand when she jerked it away, then burned her foot when she dropped it. She tossed a roll of paper towels on the floor to soak up the worst of the mess, then limped upstairs to run a bath.
In lieu of Fiske's call, tonight's gala was more than a venue to show everyone she was alive and thriving. She would make discreet job inquiries of longtime acquaintances, make up something about her trust fund being frozen or whatnot. In fact, one of the owners of the famous Fenneck's restaurant had worked with her on a fundraiser last year. And hadn't Sasha Cummings' father just opened a French restaurant?
Warming up to the idea of actually working, she bathed and dressed with care, glad she'd had her hair and nails done yesterday, before Fiske's call. The black and red Denali gown had been a coup on her last shopping trip to Atlanta. It would be the talk of the ladies' lounge, she was sure.
The worst moment of her lengthy preparation was the realization that she would have to drive herself. Gaylord and Fiske both had plans, and there was no money for a limo. Her arrival would be compromised, but on the other hand, she might garner even more attention and sympathy for not making a spectacle.
Yes, she decided. Driving herself in the Mercedes would be... demure.
So, duly preened and polished, she pinned on her own corsage, then tucked her skirt inside the car and drove herself to th
e Northbend Country Club.
Situated strategically on a rolling hill, the lights of the clubhouse welcomed members and teased outsiders for miles. A line of limos and luxury cars crawled up the winding driveway that rivaled Lombard Street in San Francisco.
At the bottom of the hill, Beatrix was waved down by the guardhouse attendant, smartly outfitted for the formal occasion.
"Evening, ma'am. I'm collecting invitations."
She laughed merrily. "I forgot mine, but my name is Beatrix Richardson Carmichael. If you'll check the program, you'll see I'm presenting an award named for my father, Dr. Neil Richardson."
The young man dutifully checked the program. "I'm sorry, ma'am, but the program says Mrs. Robert Crenshaw is giving out the award."
Big-breasted Mrs. Crenshaw—the woman she watched grapple with her father years ago from her hiding place in the silver cabinet. How despicable.
She conjured up a sweet smile. "That's because I wasn't going to be here due to a death in the family, but I changed my mind."
The youth scratched his head. "I don't know, ma' am."
Beatrix narrowed her eyes. "If you don't get out of the way, I'll put a tire motif on those rental shoes, got it?"
He jumped back and she rolled through the gate, fuming. How dare they not send her an invitation! But when she pulled up to the valet, she alighted elegantly, holding her head high and bestowing gracious smiles all around. Couples stacked up outside the door, waiting their turn to be announced. She was prepared for stares and whispers, and she got them.
"Can't believe she's here, with all the trouble she's in.
"Husband barely cold in the ground."
"She put him there, you know."
Delia Piccoli and her husband stepped down to meet her, but instead of a greeting, their expressions were cold.
"Hello, Delia, Monty."
"Beatrix," Delia whispered, "you shouldn't be here."
"But I'm feeling fine. And I wouldn't miss presenting the service award named after my own father."
"No, I mean you shouldn't be here." the woman said with harshly outlined lips. "Your membership was suspended."
"Oh, and I suppose you had nothing to do with that." Beatrix drew her red silk wrap tighter around her shoulders and stared at Delia. "Step. Aside."
Murmurs zipped through the crowd standing behind Delia, all of them having been guests in her home at one time or another. Monty walked toward a security guard with purpose in his stride.
"Don't make a scene," Delia said quietly.
"Don't make a scene?" Beatrix shouted, gesturing to the crowd. "You hypocrites, hiding behind your drug habits and your wife-swapping. You would pass judgment on me before I'm even convicted?"
Delia pulled back and touched her diamond necklace with her black-gloved hand. "God, you were always so crude."
"And according to Eve's husband, Delia, you were always so limber."
Shocked gasps filled the entryway.
Eve Lombardi stepped up with a swish of black skirts. "Go home, Beatrix. You're not wanted here. Go home to your empty house."
Beatrix's head jerked back as if she'd been slapped. The notion that these people, any of them, had ever been her friends was laughable. Of course, she couldn't fault them totally—she'd not given as good as she'd not gotten. She stared at them, turned out in designer finery for a good cause to cover their black hearts.
Monty Piccoli returned with a security guard who said, "Mrs. Carmichael, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to come with me."
Still gaping at the crowd, Beatrix threw off his hand, then stumbled backward to escape the ugly truth. She wasn't as bad as they were. She was worse.
She couldn't get away fast enough, screeching tires and driving like a madwoman down the zigzag driveway. Her mind screamed with all the mistakes she'd made in her life, all the people she'd slighted, all the good deeds she'd turned her back on. When she was gone, would a single person say she had made a difference in their life? Tears of disappointment in herself streamed down her cheeks. She headed for the country, hoping a peaceful night drive would restore her sanity before she had to return home.
Go home to your empty house.
She rolled down the windows and pulled the skirt of her obscenely expensive gown to her knees, then lit a cigarette. She found an oldies station on the radio, and leaned her head back, her eyes open just enough to see the road. When had she made such a mess out of her life? When she'd cast her eyes in the direction of Raymond Carmichael? When she'd caved to her parents' request to move back home? When she'd drawn her first breath?
No, it would be too easy to blame her catastrophic existence on Raymond. In truth, she probably would have been just as miserable being married to any number of men. What she got was exactly what she deserved for relying on people around her to make her happy.
She wanted another chance. The priest in Paducah had absolved her for plotting to kill Raymond, and Gaylord remained optimistic that she would be acquitted. The D.A. had offered her a plea bargain, but she refused to spend one day in jail if there was a chance she would be exonerated.
A sour odor wafted up to wrinkle her nose. Gawd. Was it coming from under her seat? She held the steering wheel with her smoking hand while she bent and searched with the other hand. Her fingers met a moist, soggy ball of something. "Ugh." She yanked it out, the stared at the rotted yellow apple, stem and leaf still intact, but shriveled and oozing. Cursing, she tossed the mess out the window, then rummaged in the console for something to wipe her hand. When she came up empty, she shrugged and wiped the sticky decay on her gown. What the hell.
A car zoomed up behind her and turned on its bright lights. She winced, then slowed down to let it pass. It didn't. Beatrix sped up, and so did the car. Her first instinct was irritation, but then she realized the rotten apple had probably bounced onto the car's windshield. The driver probably thought she'd done it on purpose.
She slowed, knowing the driver would eventually tire and go around her. Sure enough, after a mile or so of tailing her with the brights on, the car made a move to pass her. When the car pulled abreast of hers, she decided to offer a wave of apology, else she might never have seen the gun.
Funny how the brain can register so many details in a split second. The flash of gunfire, the black mask of the shooter, the color and make of a car: red Ford Taurus, probably a rental.
Chapter 37
Ruby squinted, concentrating hard on keeping the bright red fingernail polish off the cuticle of the big square hand she was working on. Finished at last, she exhaled.
Laverne pulled back her hand, studied her nails, then smiled. "You're hired."
"Really?"
"Really, doll."
"Oh, thank you!" She hugged the Amazon woman, then tilted her head, taking in the big-boned features, the heavy makeup, the elaborate hair. "Are you a man?"
Laverne laughed heartily. "Not for much longer, if I can help it. I'm scheduled to have all the plumbing rearranged this fall, but I'm still going through debriefing."
"Debriefing?"
"You can't just up and decide you want to change your sex and then go do it—you move toward transsexuality one step at a time. The clothes and the hair were easy. Then came the hormones, ay-ay-ay. Then I had to change my name legally to a feminine form. Like it? And now I'm in the last stage—living and working as a woman."
"Wow. I don't think I'd go to all that trouble just to be a woman."
Laverne gave her a once-over. "Looks like it comes pretty easy for you, doll."
"I'm pregnant."
Her new boss smiled. "Congratulations."
"Do you think the fumes of the polish and the remover will hurt the baby?"
"No problem." Laverne snapped her fingers. "We'll get you a surgical mask to wear. You'll be working the tanning booth, too, but it'll be in the next room. Your résumé says you have experience running one?"
"Yeah, I had one in my guest room for a while, but it got repossessed the o
ther day."
"When can you start?"
"Right now. I really need the money."
"Wish I could offer you permanent work, but I just need a fill-in until Janeece gets back from her honeymoon."
"That's fine."
Laverne looked at her hard. "You look so familiar."
"I've been in the news some lately."
"Ruby Hicks," she murmured, shaking her head.
"Not as Ruby Hicks, as Ruby Carmichael. My husband died and I found out he was married to two other women."
"Oh, honey, that's you?"
She nodded.
"What's going on with that now—weren't you all arrested or something?"
"Yeah. First, I'm supposed to tell you that I killed a man when I was sixteen, and I'm on probation."
"Did he deserve it?"
"Did he ever."
Laverne shrugged. "Works for me."
"They dropped the conspiracy charges against me and the second wife for killing our husband, but I still might have to testify against the first wife when the trial starts."
"You don't look too happy about it."
"I'm not. Beatrix is... okay. My Shih Tzu likes her."
"But the woman killed the father of your baby—he is the father, yes?"
She nodded. "I can't explain it. It's like me and her are attached somehow, and I don't want to see anything bad happen to Beatrix."
"You're a real sweet person, Ruby. What happened to the second wife?"
"Natalie? She called me yesterday to make sure I kept my doctor's appointment. She's a doctor, too, and said she was thinking about moving to Florida to start her life over. I hope not, because then I'd never see her."
"Sounds like the three of you turned out to be friends."
Ruby bit into her lip. "Not at first, but I guess we sort of grew on each other."
"You all should go on Oprah or something."
She sighed, thinking about Beatrix. "Except we don't know how it's all going to turn out yet."
"Don't worry yourself too much." Laverne handed her a folded pink garment. "Now, put on your lab coat."
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