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by Kasasian, M. R. C.


  I had destroyed the letter but those words could never be erased: ‘Just as surely as he murdered your mother.’

  Sidney Grice lowered his newspaper.

  ‘Is everything all right?’ he said.

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  About this Book

  125 Gower Street, 1882:

  Sidney Grice once had a reputation as London’s most perspicacious personal detective. But since his last case led an innocent man to the gallows, business has been light. Listless and depressed, Grice has taken to lying in the bath for hours, emerging in the evenings for a little dry toast and a lot of tea. Usually a voracious reader, he will pick up neither book nor newspaper. He has not even gathered the strength to re-insert his glass eye. His ward, March Middleton, has been left to dine alone.

  Then an eccentric member of a Final Death Society has the temerity to die on his study floor. Finally Sidney and March have an investigation to mount – an investigation that will draw them to an eerie house in Kew, and the mysterious Baroness Foskett…

  Sparkling, original and sharp as March Middleton’s tongue, The Curse of the House of Foskett is the second brilliant crime novel in the Gower Street Detective series.

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  ‘One of the most delightful and original new novels of the year. Painted with great verve and sparky dialogue, Grice and Middleton promise to become a positive treat. Catch them now.’

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  “Kasasian’s sparkling debut introduces a memorable new detective duo.”

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  About this Series

  London, 1882

  Sidney Grice, London’s most famous personal detective, has an encyclopaedic mind and – according to him – no emotions save his twin love of possessions and the truth.

  March Middleton is Sidney Grice’s ward and she is new to London. With her sharp tongue and even sharper mind, March is sure she could help her guardian solve his cases – if only he did not think women too feeble for detective work.

  But even Grice must admit some puzzles are too great for even him to solve alone…

  Set between the refined buildings of Victorian Bloomsbury and the stinking streets of London’s East End, The Gower Street Detective is for those who like their crime original, atmospheric, and very, very funny.

  1. The Mangle Street Murders

  Queen Victoria may sit on the throne and Robert Peel’s bobbies walk the streets but this is a London still haunted by the spectre of Spring-heeled Jack. The demons of vice and poverty rule the capital: ruffian gangs, forgers, pickpockets, counterfeiters, fences, prostitutes, card-sharps and vagrants clog the city with their iniquity…

  But in one particular Gower Street residence –the parlour of the famous personal investigator Sidney Grice – order presides. Until, that is, the arrival of March Middleton and of course, the vicious Whitechapel murder that follows hard on her heels…

  The Mangle Street Murders is available here.

  2. The Curse of the House of Foskett

  Sidney Grice, of 125 Gower Street, is London’s premier personal detective. But since his last case led an innocent man to the gallows, business has been light. Listless and depressed, Grice has taken to lying in the bath for hours. Once a voracious reader, he will pick up neither book nor newspaper. His ward, March Middleton, has been left to dine alone.

  Then an eccentric member of a Final Death Society has the temerity to die on his study floor. Finally Sidney Grice and March Middleton have an investigation to mount – an investigation that will draw them to an eerie house in Kew, and the mysterious Baroness Foskett…

  About the Author

  M.R.C. KASASIAN was raised in Lancashire. He has had careers as varied as a factory hand, wine waiter, veterinary assistant, fairground worker and dentist. He lives with his wife, in Suffolk in the summer and in Malta in the winter.

  Contact him via Twitter: @MRCKASASIAN

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  First published in the UK in 2014 by Head of Zeus Ltd.

  Copyright © M.R.C. Kasasian, 2014

  Cover illustration: Jim Tierney

  The moral right of M.R.C. Kasasian to be identified as the author of this work has been asserted in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act of 1988.

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  This is a work of fiction. All characters, organizations, and events portrayed in this novel are either products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously.

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  ISBN (HB) 9781781853252

  ISBN (TPB) 9781781853269

  ISBN (E) 9781781853283

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  Contents

  Cover

  Welcome Page

  Dedication

  Introduction

  Chapter 1: The Curse of the Fosketts

  Chapter 2: The Dust and the Dream

  Chapter 3: The Visitor and Party Tricks

  Chapter 4: The Society of Fools

  Chapter 5: The Dancing Skull

  Chapter 6: The Crackpots of Wapping

  Chapter 7: The Dentist and the Miller’s Daughter

  Chapter 8: Chelsea Buns and the Soles of Men

  Chapter 9: Eagle Beaks and Opium

  Chapter 10: French Polish and the Second-best Teapot

  Chapter 11: The Spike and the Corpulent King

  Chapter 12: Cutteridge and the Key

  Chapter 13: Aquinas and the Viper

  Chapter 14: Whispers in the Dark

  Chapter 15: The Doctor and the Berries

  Chapter 16: Quicklime and Velvet

  Chapter 17: The Man with No Arms

  Chapter 18: The Blood of a Lion

  Chapter 19: Blotting Paper and Goldfish

  Chapter 20: The House of Beasts

  Chapter 21: The Regiment of Cossacks

  Chapter 22: The Hyena in the Room

  Chapter 23: Kali and the Toothpick

  Chapter 24: The Birthday Slaughter

  Chapter 25: Dead Dogs and Dancing Mandarins

  Chapter 26: Melton Mowbray and Lucinda

  Chapter 27: Poison and Predators

  Chapter 28: Two Nurses and the Marquess of Salisbury

  Chapter 29: Weals, Flares and the Figure of Death

  Chapter 30: Piggety’s Cats in Big White Letters

  Chapter 31: The Curious Incident of the Cats in the Daytime

  Chapter 32: Chorea and the Whale

  Chapter 33: The Dead Either Side

  Chapter 34: Half-melted Candles and Angels to Smite

  Chapter 35: Blood and Water

  Chapter 36: Courcy’s Cr
avat and Sucking Lice

  Chapter 37: Great Naval Battles in the Snug

  Chapter 38: Slapped Faces and Torn Remains

  Chapter 39: Persian Slippers and Maudy Glass

  Chapter 40: French Blood and Commodore Bracelet

  Chapter 41: Pikestaffs and Telegrams

  Chapter 42: Moss Velvet and Black Snow

  Chapter 43: Mermaids and the Muffled Man

  Chapter 44: The Ninth Sense

  Chapter 45: Coal Dust, Fingerprints and Death Traps

  Chapter 46: The Long Rows of Death

  Chapter 47: Touching the Stars

  Chapter 48: Parasites, Monsters and Fat Hens

  Chapter 49: The Sleep of the Unjust

  Chapter 50: Three-toed Sloths and Captain Dubois

  Chapter 51: Flash Mobsmen and Royal Garden Parties

  Chapter 52: The Eternal Scream

  Chapter 53: Rabbits and the Marquis de Sade

  Chapter 54: Beef Tea and the Hospital Ghost

  Chapter 55: Chocolates and Seaweed

  Chapter 56: The Fox and the Sparrow

  Chapter 57: Pebbles and the Iceni Hordes

  Chapter 58: Hunting Monkeys

  Chapter 59: Rubber Boots and Kisses

  Chapter 60: Word Games and Pickled Legs

  Chapter 61: Macbeth and the Guinea Prize

  Chapter 62: Stallions, Sticks and Sandwiches

  Chapter 63: The Darkness

  Chapter 64: The Web and the Cage

  Chapter 65: Soggy Messages and the St Leger

  Chapter 66: The Poker and the Cleaver

  Chapter 67: The Poker and the Rope

  Chapter 68: The Staking of Lives

  Chapter 69: Salt and the Spiteful Son

  Chapter 70: Playing in the Garden

  Chapter 71: Gas Leaks and Crumbs

  Chapter 72: Four Minutes and Forty-eight Seconds

  Chapter 73: The Ashes of Mordent House

  Chapter 74: Shellfish and the Foskett Thumb

  Chapter 75: The Economics of Hope

  Chapter 76: The Frequency of Unvoiced Wonderment

  Chapter 77: Clocks and the Atoms of Decency

  Chapter 78: The Trial

  Chapter 79: The Corridors of Perdition

  Chapter 80: Eight Minutes

  Chapter 81: Witchcraft, Tea and Crumpets

  Postscript

  About this Book

  Reviews

  About this Series

  About the Author

  An Invitation from the Publisher

  Copyright

 

 

 


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