by Unknown
“You’re too imaginative,” said Merion. “I never knew a man who varied less than Sefton. Give me his address, will you? I mean his studio. I’ll go and look him up one morning. I should like to see how that ‘Aphrodite’s’ getting on. I tell you it was promising; no nonsense about it.”
* * *
One sunny morning Merion knocked at the door of the studio at Richmond. He heard the sound of footsteps crossing the studio, then Sefton’s voice rang out.
“Who’s there?”
“Merion. I’ve travelled miles to see the thing you call a picture.”
“I’ve got a model.”
“And what does that matter?” asked Merion.
“Well, I’d be awfully glad if you’d come back in an hour. We’d have lunch together somewhere.”
“Right,” said Merion, sardonically. “I’ll come back in about seven million hours. Wait for me.”
He went back to London and his own studio in a state of fury. Sefton had never been a man to pose. He had never put on side about his work. He was always willing to show it to old and intimate friends whose judgment he could trust; and now, when the oldest of his friends had travelled down to Richmond to see him, he was told to come back in an hour, and that they might then lunch together!
“This lets me out,” said Merion, savagely.
* * *
But he always speaks well of Sefton nowadays. He maintains that Sefton’s “Aphrodite” would have been a success anyhow. The suicide made a good deal of talk at the time, and a special attendant was necessary to regulate the crowds round it, when, as directed by his will, the picture was exhibited at the Royal Academy. He was found in his studio many hours after his death; and he had scrawled on a blank canvas, much as he left his directions to his charwoman: “I have finished it, but I can’t stand any more.”
The Unfinished Game
AT Tanslowe, which is on the Thames, I found just the place that I wanted. I had been born in the hotel business, brought up in it, and made my living at it for thirty years. For the last twenty I had been both proprietor and manager, and had worked uncommonly hard, for it is personal attention and plenty of it which makes a hotel pay. I might have retired altogether, for I was a bachelor with no claims on me and had made more money than enough; but that was not what I wanted. I wanted a nice, old-fashioned house, not too big, in a nice place with a longish slack season. I cared very little whether I made it pay or not. The Regency Hotel at Tanslowe was just the thing for me. It would give me a little to do and not too much. Tanslowe was a village, and though there were two or three public-houses, there was no other hotel in the place, nor was any competition likely to come along. I was particular about that, because my nature is such that competition always sets me fighting, and I cannot rest until the other shop goes down. I had reached a time of life when I did want to rest and did not want any more fighting. It was a free house, and I have always had a partiality for being my own master. It had just the class of trade that I liked—principally gentlefolk taking their pleasure in a holiday on the river. It was very cheap, and I like value for money. The house was comfortable, and had a beautiful garden sloping down to the river. I meant to put in some time in that garden—I have a taste that way.
The place was so cheap that I had my doubts. I wondered if it was flooded when the river rose, if it was dropping to pieces with dry-rot, if the drainage had been condemned, if they were going to start a lunatic asylum next door, or what it was. I went into all these points and a hundred more. I found one or two trifling drawbacks, and one expects them in any house, however good—especially when it is an old place like the Regency. I found nothing whatever to stop me from taking the place.
I bought the whole thing, furniture and all, lock, stock and barrel, and moved in. I brought with me my own head-waiter and my man-cook, Englishmen both of them. I knew they would set the thing in the right key. The head-waiter, Silas Goodheart, was just over sixty, with grey hair and a wrinkled face. He was worth more to me than two younger men would have been. He was very precise and rather slow in his movements. He liked bright silver, clean table-linen, and polished glass. Artificial flowers in the vases on his tables would have given him a fit. He handled a decanter of old port as if he loved it—which, as a matter of fact, he did. His manner to visitors was a perfect mixture of dignity, respect and friendliness. If a man did not quite know what he wanted for dinner, Silas had sympathetic and very useful suggestions. He took, I am sure, a real pleasure in seeing people enjoy their luncheon or dinner. Americans loved him, and tipped him out of all proportion. I let him have his own way, even when he gave the thing away.
“Is the coffee all right here?” a customer asked after a good dinner.
“I cannot recommend it,” said Silas. “If I might suggest, sir, we have the Chartreuse of the old French shipping.”
I overheard that, but I said nothing. The coffee was extract, for there was more work than profit in making it good. As it was, that customer went away pleased, and came back again and again, and brought his friends too. Silas was really the only permanent waiter. When we were busy I got one or two foreigners from London temporarily. Silas soon educated them. My cook, Timbs, was an honest chap, and understood English fare. He seemed hardly ever to eat, and never sat down to a meal; he lived principally on beer, drank enough of it to frighten you, and was apparently never the worse for it. And a butcher who tried to send him second-quality meat was certain of finding out his mistake.
The only other man I brought with me was young Harry Bryden. He always called me uncle, but as a matter of fact he was no relation of mine. He was the son of an old friend. His parents died when he was seven years old and left him to me. It was about all they had to leave. At this time he was twenty-two, and was making himself useful. There was nothing which he was not willing to do, and he could do most things. He would mark at billiards, and played a good game himself. He had run the kitchen when the cook was away on his holiday. He had driven the station-omnibus when the driver was drunk one night. He understood book-keeping, and when I got a clerk who was a wrong ’un, he was on to him at once and saved me money. It was my intention to make him take his proper place more when I got to the Regency; for he was to succeed me when I died. He was clever, and not bad-looking in a gipsy-faced kind of way. Nobody is perfect, and Harry was a cigarette-maniac. He began when he was a boy, and I didn’t spare the stick when I caught him at it. But nothing I could say or do made any difference; at twenty-two he was old enough and big enough to have his own way, and his way was to smoke cigarettes eternally. He was a bundle of nerves, and got so jumpy sometimes that some people thought he drank, though he had never in his life tasted liquor. He inherited his nerves from his mother, but I daresay the cigarettes made them worse.
I took Harry down with me when I first thought of taking the place. He went over it with me and made a lot of useful suggestions. The old proprietor had died eighteen months before, and the widow had tried to run it for herself and made a mess of it. She had just sense enough to clear out before things got any worse. She was very anxious to go, and I thought that might have been the reason why the price was so low.
The billiard-room was an annexe to the house, with no rooms over it. We were told that it wasn’t used once in a twelvemonth, but we took a look at it—we took a look at everything. The room had got a very neglected look about it. I sat down on the platform—tired with so much walking and standing—and Harry whipped the cover off the table. “This was the one they had in the Ark,” he said.
There was not a straight cue in the rack, the balls were worn and untrue, the jigger was broken. Harry pointed to the board. “Look at that, uncle,” he said. “Noah had made forty-eight; Ham was doing nicely at sixty-six; and then the Flood came and they never finished.” From neatness and force o
f habit he moved over and turned the score back. “You’ll have to spend some money here. My word, if they put the whole lot in at a florin we’re swindled.” As we came out Harry gave a shiver. “I wouldn’t spend a night in there,” he said, “not for a five-pound note.”
His nerves always made me angry. “That’s a very silly thing to say,” I told him. “Who’s going to ask you to sleep in a billiard-room?”
Then he got a bit more practical, and began to calculate how much I should have to spend to make a bright, up-to-date billiard-room of it. But I was still angry.
“You needn’t waste your time on that,” I said, “because the place will stop as it is. You heard what Mrs Parker said—that it wasn’t used once in a twelvemonth. I don’t want to attract all the loafers in Tanslowe into my house. Their custom’s worth nothing, and I’d sooner be without it. Time enough to put that room right if I find my staying visitors want it, and people who’ve been on the river all day are mostly too tired for a game after dinner.”
Harry pointed out that it sometimes rained, and there was the winter to think about. He had always got plenty to say, and what he said now had sense in it. But I never go chopping and changing about, and I had made my mind up. So I told him he had got to learn how to manage the house, and not to waste half his time over the billiard-table. I had a good deal done to the rest of the house in the way of redecorating and improvements, but I never touched the annexe.
The next time I saw the room was the day after we moved in. I was alone, and I thought it certainly did look a dingy hole as compared with the rest of the house. Then my eye happened to fall on the board, and it still showed sixty-six—forty-eight, as it had done when I entered the room with Harry three months before. I altered the board myself this time. To me it was only a funny coincidence; another game had been played there and had stopped exactly at the same point. But I was glad Harry was not with me, for it was the kind of thing that would have made him jumpier than ever.
It was the summer time and we soon had something to do. I had been told that motor-cars had cut into the river trade a good deal; so I laid myself out for the motorist. Tanslowe was just a nice distance for a run from town before lunch. It was all in the old-fashioned style, but there was plenty of choice and the stuff was good; and my wine-list was worth consideration. Prices were high, but people will pay when they are pleased with the way they are treated. Motorists who had been once came again and sent their friends. Saturday to Monday we had as much as ever we could do, and more than I had ever meant to do. But I am built like that—once I am in a shop I have got to run it for all it’s worth.
I had been there about a month, and it was about the height of our season, when one night, for no reason that I could make out, I couldn’t get to sleep. I had turned in, tired enough, at half-past ten, leaving Harry to shut up and see the lights out, and at a quarter past twelve I was still awake. I thought to myself that a pint of stout and a biscuit might be the cure for that. So I lit my candle and went down to the bar. The gas was out on the staircase and in the passages, and all was quiet. The door into the bar was locked, but I had thought to bring my pass-key with me. I had just drawn my tankard of stout when I heard a sound that made me put the tankard down and listen again.
The billiard-room door was just outside in the passage, and there could not be the least doubt that a game was going on. I could hear the click-click of the balls as plainly as possible. It surprised me a little, but it did not startle me. We had several staying in the house, and I supposed two of them had fancied a game. All the time that I was drinking the stout and munching my biscuit the game went on—click, click-click, click. Everybody has heard the sound hundreds of times standing outside the glass-pannelled door of a billiard-room and waiting for the stroke before entering. No other sound is quite like it.
Suddenly the sound ceased. The game was over. I had nothing on but my pyjamas and a pair of slippers, and I thought I would get upstairs again before the players came out. I did not want to stand there shivering and listening to complaints about the table. I locked the bar, and took a glance at the billiard-room door as I was about to pass it. What I saw made me stop short. The glass panels of the door were as black as my Sunday hat, except where they reflected the light of my candle. The room, then, was not lit up, and people do not play billiards in the dark. After a second or two I tried the handle. The door was locked. It was the only door to the room.
I said to myself: “I’ll go on back to bed. It must have been my fancy, and there was nobody playing billiards at all.” I moved a step away, and then I said to myself again: “I know perfectly well that a game was being played. I’m only making excuses because I’m in a funk.”
That settled it. Having driven myself to it, I moved pretty quickly. I shoved in my pass-key, opened the door, and said “Anybody there?” in a moderately loud voice that sounded somehow like another man’s. I am very much afraid that I should have jumped if there had come any answer to my challenge, but all was silent. I took a look round. The cover was on the table. An old screen was leaning against it; it had been put there to be out of the way. As I moved my candle the shadows of things slithered across the floor and crept up the walls. I noticed that the windows were properly fastened, and then, as I held my candle high, the marking-board seemed to jump out of the darkness. The score recorded was sixty-six—forty-eight.
I shut the door, locked it again, and went up to my room. I did these things slowly and deliberately, but I was frightened and I was puzzled. One is not at one’s best in the small hours.
The next morning I tackled Silas.
“Silas,” I said, “what do you do when gentlemen ask for the billiard-room?”
“Well, sir,” said Silas, “I put them off if I can. Mr Harry directed me to, the place being so much out of order.”
“Quite so,” I said. “And when you can’t put them off?”
“Then they just try it, sir, and the table puts them off. It’s very bad. There’s been no game played there since we came.”
“Curious,” I said. “I thought I heard a game going on last night.”
“I’ve heard it myself, sir, several times. There being no light in the room, I’ve put it down to a loose ventilator. The wind moves it and it clicks.”
“That’ll be it,” I said. Five minutes later I had made sure that there was no loose ventilator in the billiard-room. Besides, the sound of one ball striking another is not quite like any other sound. I also went up to the board and turned the score back, which I had omitted to do the night before. Just then Harry passed the door on his way from the bar, with a cigarette in his mouth as usual. I called him in.
“Harry,” I said, “give me thirty, and I’ll play you a hundred up for a sovereign. You can tell one of the girls to fetch our cues from upstairs.”
Harry took his cigarette out of his mouth and whistled. “What, uncle!” he said. “Well, you’re going it, I don’t think. What would you have said to me if I’d asked you for a game at ten in the morning?”
“Ah!” I said, “but this is all in the way of business. I can’t see much wrong with the table, and if I can play on it, then other people may. There’s a chance to make a sovereign for you anyhow. You’ve given me forty-five and a beating before now.”
“No, uncle,” he said, “I wouldn’t give you thirty. I wouldn’t give you one. The table’s not playable. Luck would win against Roberts on it.”
He showed me the faults of the thing and said he was busy. So I told him if he liked to lose the chance of making a sovereign he could.
“I hate that room,” he said, as we came out. “It’s not too clean, and it smells like a vault.”
“It smells a lot better than your cigarettes,” I said.
For the next six weeks we were all busy, and I gave little thought to the bill
iard-room. Once or twice I heard old Silas telling a customer that he could not recommend the table, and that the whole room was to be redecorated and refitted as soon as we got the estimates. “You see, sir, we’ve only been here a little while, and there hasn’t been time to get everything as we should like it quite yet.”
One day Mrs Parker, the woman who had the Regency before me, came down from town to see how we were getting on. I showed the old lady round, pointed out my improvements, and gave her a bit of lunch in my office.
“Well, now,” I said, as she sipped her glass of port afterwards, “I’m not complaining of my bargain, but isn’t the billiard-room a bit queer?”
“It surprises me,” she said, “that you’ve left it as it is. Especially with everything else going ahead, and the yard half full of motors. I should have taken it all down myself if I’d stopped. That iron roof’s nothing but an eyesore, and you might have a couple of beds of geraniums there and improve the look of your front.”
“Let’s see,” I said. “What was the story about that billiard-room?”
“What story do you mean?” she said, looking at me suspiciously.
“The same one you’re thinking of,” I said.
“About that man, Josiah Ham?”
“That’s it.”
“Well, I shouldn’t worry about that if I were you. That was all thirty years ago, and I doubt if there’s a soul in Tanslowe knows it now. Best forgotten, I say. Talk of that kind doesn’t do a hotel any good. Why, how did you come to hear of it?”
“That’s just it,” I said. “The man who told me was none too clear. He gave me a hint of it. He was an old commercial passing through, and had known the place in the old days. Let’s hear your story and see if it agrees with his.”
