Margaret was leaving the next day – thank God, as his father said. His parents had given her an extra day off, but she was already back from the village, bearing down on them with a deadly bulletin. Robert waddled across the room pretending to be Margaret and circled back to the window. Everyone said he did amazing imitations; his headmaster went further and said that it was a ‘thoroughly sinister talent which I hope he will learn to channel constructively.’ It was true that once he was intrigued by a situation, as he was by Margaret being back with his family, he could absorb everything he wanted. He pressed against the mosquito net to get a better view.
‘Ooh, it’s that hot,’ said Margaret, fanning herself with a knitting magazine. ‘I couldn’t find any of the cottage cheese in Bandol. They didn’t speak a word of English in the supermarket. “Cottage cheese,” I said, pointing to the house on the other side of the street, “cottage, you know, as in house, only smaller,” but they still couldn’t make head or tail of what I was saying.’
‘They sound incredibly stupid,’ said his father, ‘with so many helpful clues.’
‘Hmmm. I had to get some of the French cheeses in the end,’ said Margaret, sitting down on the low wall with a sigh. ‘How’s the baby?’
‘He seems very tired,’ said his mother.
‘I’m not surprised in this heat,’ said Margaret. ‘I think I must have got sunstroke on that boat, frankly. I’m done to a crisp. Give him plenty of water, dear. It’s the only way to cool them down. They can’t sweat at that age.’
‘Another amazing oversight,’ said his father. ‘Can’t sweat, can’t walk, can’t talk, can’t read, can’t drive, can’t sign a cheque. Foals are standing a few hours after they’re born. If horses went in for banking, they’d have a credit line by the end of the week.’
‘Horses don’t have any use for banking,’ said Margaret.
‘No,’ said his father, exhausted.
In a moment of ecstatic song the cicadas drowned out Margaret’s voice, and Robert felt he could remember exactly what it was like being in that cot, lying under the plane trees in a cool green shade, listening to the wall of cicada song collapse to a solitary call and escalate again to a dry frenzy. He let things rest where they fell, the sounds, the sights, the impressions. Things resolved themselves in that cool green shade, not because he knew how they worked, but because he knew his own thoughts and feelings without needing to explain them. And if he wanted to play with his thoughts, nobody could stop him. Just lying there in his cot, they couldn’t tell whether he was doing anything dangerous. Sometimes he imagined he was the thing he was looking at, sometimes he imagined he was in the space in between, but the best was when he was just looking, without being anyone in particular or looking at anything in particular, and then he floated in the looking, like the breeze blowing without needing cheeks to blow or having anywhere particular to go.
His brother was probably floating right now in Robert’s old cot. The grown-ups didn’t know what to make of floating. That was the trouble with grown-ups: they always wanted to be the centre of attention, with their battering rams of food, and their sleep routines and their obsession with making you learn what they knew and forget what they had forgotten. Robert dreaded sleep. He might miss something: a beach of yellow beads, or grasshopper wings like sparks flying from his feet as he crunched through the dry grass.
He loved it down here at his grandmother’s house. His family only came once a year, but they had been every year since he was born. Her house was a Transpersonal Foundation. He didn’t really know what that was, and nobody else seemed to know either, even Seamus Dourke, who ran it.
‘Your grandmother is a wonderful woman,’ he had told Robert, looking at him with his dim twinkly eyes. ‘She’s helped a lot of people to connect.’
‘With what?’ asked Robert.
‘With the other reality.’
Sometimes he didn’t ask grown-ups what they meant because he thought it would make him seem stupid; sometimes it was because he knew they were being stupid. This time it was both. He thought about what Seamus had said and he didn’t see how there could be more than one reality. There could only be different states of mind with reality housing all of them. That’s what he had told his mother, and she said, ‘You’re so brilliant, darling,’ but she wasn’t really paying attention to his theories like she used to. She was always too busy now. What they didn’t understand was that he really wanted to know the answer.
Back under the plane tree, his brother had started screaming. Robert wished someone would make him stop. He could feel his brother’s infancy exploding like a depth charge in his memory. Thomas’s screams reminded Robert of his own helplessness: the ache of his toothless gums, the involuntary twitching of his limbs, the softness of the fontanelle, only a thumb’s thrust away from his growing brain. He felt that he could remember objects without names and names without objects pelting down on him all day long, but there was something he could only dimly sense: a world before the wild banality of childhood, before he had to be the first to rush out and spoil the snow, before he had even assembled himself into a viewer gazing at the white landscape through a bedroom window, when his mind had been level with the fields of silent crystal, still waiting for the dent of a fallen berry.
He had seen Thomas’s eyes expressing states of mind which he couldn’t have invented for himself. They reared up from the scrawny desert of his experience like brief pyramids. Where did they come from? Sometimes he was a snuffling little animal and then, seconds later, he was radiating an ancient calm, at ease with everything. Robert felt that he was definitely not making up these complex states of mind, and neither was Thomas. It was just that Thomas wouldn’t know what he knew until he started to tell himself a story about what was happening to him. The trouble was that he was a baby, and he didn’t have the attention span to tell himself a story yet. Robert was just going to have to do it for him. What was an older brother for? Robert was already caught in a narrative loop, so he might as well take his little brother along with him. After all, in his way, Thomas was helping Robert to piece his own story together.
Outside, he could hear Margaret again, taking on the cicadas and getting the upper hand.
‘With the breast-feeding you’ve got to build yourself up,’ she started out reasonably enough. ‘Have you not got any Digestive biscuits? Or Rich Tea? We could have a few of those right away, actually. And then you want to have a nice big lunch, with lots of carbohydrates. Not too many vegetables, they’ll give him wind. Nice bit of roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is good, with some roast potatoes, and then a slice or two of sponge cake at tea time.’
‘Good God, I don’t think I can manage all that. In my book it says grilled fish and grilled vegetables,’ said his tired, thin, elegant mother.
‘Some vegetables are all right,’ grumbled Margaret. ‘Not onions or garlic, though, or anything too spicy. I had one mother had a curry on my day off! The baby was howling its head off when I got back. “Save me, Margaret! Mummy’s set my little digestive system on fire!” Personally, I always say, “I’ll have the meat and two veg, but don’t worry too much about the veg.”’
Robert had stuffed a cushion under his T-shirt and was tottering around the room pretending to be Margaret. Once his head was jammed full of someone’s words he had to get them out. He was so involved in his performance that he didn’t notice his father coming into the room.
‘What are you doing?’ asked his father, half knowing already.
‘I was just being Margaret.’
‘That’s all we need – another Margaret. Come down and have some tea.’
‘I’m that stuffed already,’ said Robert, patting his cushion. ‘Daddy, when Margaret leaves, I’ll still be here to give Mummy bad advice about how to look after babies. And I won’t charge you anything.’
‘Things are looking up,’ said his father, holding out his hand to pull Robert up. Robert groaned and staggered across the floor and the two of them headed d
ownstairs, sharing their secret joke.
After tea Robert refused to join the others outside. All they did was talk about his brother and speculate about his state of mind. Walking up the stairs, his decision grew heavier with each step, and by the time he reached the landing he was in two minds. Eventually, he sank to the floor and looked down through the banisters, wondering if his parents would notice his sad and wounded departure.
In the hall, angular blocks of evening light slanted across the floor and stretched up the walls. One piece of light, reflected in the mirror, had broken away and trembled on the ceiling. Thomas was trying to comment. His mother, who understood his thoughts, took him over to the mirror and showed him where the light bounced off the glass.
His father came into the hall and handed a bright red drink to Margaret.
‘Ooh, thank you very much,’ said Margaret. ‘I shouldn’t really get tipsy on top of my sunstroke. Frankly, this is more of a holiday for me than a job, with you being so involved and that. Oh, look, Baby’s admiring himself in the mirror.’ She leant the pink shine of her face towards Thomas.
‘You can’t tell whether you’re over here or over there, can you?’
‘I think he knows that he’s in his body rather than stuck to a piece of glass,’ said Robert’s father. ‘He hasn’t read Lacan’s essay on the mirror stage yet, that’s when the real confusion sets in.’
‘Ooh, well, you’d better stick to Peter Rabbit, then,’ chuckled Margaret, taking a gulp of the red liquid.
‘Much as I’d love to join you outside,’ said his father, ‘I have a million important letters to answer.’
‘Ooh, Daddy’s going to be answering his important letters,’ said Margaret, breathing the red smell into Thomas’s face. ‘You’ll just have to content yourself with Margaret and Mummy.’
She swung her way towards the front door. The lozenge of light disappeared from the ceiling and then flickered back. Robert’s parents stared at each other silently.
As they stepped outside, he imagined his brother feeling the vast space around him.
He stole halfway down the stairs and looked through the doorway. A golden light was claiming the tops of the pines and the bone-white stones of the olive grove. His mother, still barefoot, walked over the grass and sat under their favourite pepper tree. Crossing her legs and raising her knees slightly, she placed his brother in the hammock formed by her skirt, still holding him with one hand and stroking his side with the other. Her face was dappled by the shadow of the small bright leaves that dangled around them.
Robert wandered hesitantly outside, not sure where he belonged. Nobody called him and so he turned round the corner of the house as if he had always meant to go down to the second pond and look at the goldfish. Glancing back, he saw the stick with sparkly wheels that Margaret had bought his brother at the little carousel in Lacoste. The stub of the stick had been planted in the ground near the pepper tree. The wheels spun in the wind, gold and pink and blue and green. ‘It’s the colour and the movement,’ said Margaret when she bought it, ‘they love that.’ He had snatched it from the corner of his brother’s pram and run around the carousel, making the wheels turn. When he was swishing it through the air he somehow broke the stick and everyone got upset on his brother’s behalf because he never really got the chance to enjoy his sparkly windmill before it was broken. Robert’s father had asked him a lot of questions, or rather the same question in a lot of different ways, as if it would do him good to admit that he had broken it on purpose. Do you think you’re jealous? Do you think you’re angry that he’s getting all the attention and the new toys? Do you? Do you? Do you? Well, he had just said it was an accident and wouldn’t budge. And it really was an accident, but it so happened that he did hate his brother, and he wished that he didn’t. Couldn’t his parents remember what it was like when it was just the three of them? They loved each other so much that it hurt when one of them left the room. What had been wrong with having just him on his own? Wasn’t he enough? Wasn’t he good enough? They used to sit on the lawn, where his brother was now, and throw each other the red ball (he had hidden it; Thomas wasn’t going to get that as well) and whether he caught it or dropped it, they had all laughed and everything was perfect. How could they want to spoil that?
Maybe he was too old. Maybe babies were better. Babies were impressed by pretty well anything. Take the fish pond he was throwing pebbles into. He had seen his mother carrying Thomas to the edge of the pond and pointing to the fish, saying, ‘Fish.’ It was no use trying that sort of thing with Robert. What he couldn’t help wondering was how his brother was supposed to know whether she meant the pond, the water, the weeds, the clouds reflected on the water, or the fish, if he could see them. How did he even know that ‘Fish’ was a thing rather than a colour or something that you do? Sometimes, come to think of it, it was something to do.
Once you got words you thought the world was everything that could be described, but it was also what couldn’t be described. In a way things were more perfect when you couldn’t describe anything. Having a brother made Robert wonder what it had been like when he only had his own thoughts to guide him. Once you locked into language, all you could do was shuffle the greasy pack of a few thousand words that millions of people had used before. There might be little moments of freshness, not because the life of the world has been successfully translated but because a new life has been made out of this thought stuff. But before the thoughts got mixed up with words, it wasn’t as if the dazzle of the world hadn’t been exploding in the sky of his attention.
Suddenly, he heard his mother scream.
‘What have you done to him?’ she shouted.
He sprinted round the corner of the terrace and met his father running out of the front door. Margaret was lying on the lawn, holding Thomas sprawled on her bosom.
‘It’s all right, dear, it’s all right,’ said Margaret. ‘Look, he’s even stopped crying. I took the fall, you see, on my bottom. It’s my training. I think I may have broken my finger, but there’s no need to worry about silly old Margaret as long as no harm has come to the baby.’
‘That’s the first sensible thing I’ve ever heard you say,’ said his mother, who never said anything unkind. She lifted Thomas out of Margaret’s arms and kissed his head again and again. She was taut with anger, but as she kissed him tenderness started to drown it out.
‘Is he all right?’ asked Robert.
‘I think so,’ said his mother.
‘I don’t want him to be hurt,’ Robert said, and they walked back into the house together, leaving Margaret talking on the ground.
* * *
The next morning, they were all hiding from Margaret in his parents’ bedroom. Robert’s father had to drive Margaret to the airport that afternoon.
‘I suppose we ought to go down,’ said his mother, closing the poppers of Thomas’s jumpsuit, and lifting him into her arms.
‘No,’ howled his father, throwing himself onto the bed.
‘Don’t be such a baby.’
‘Having a baby makes you more childish, haven’t you noticed?’
‘I haven’t got time to be more childish, that’s a privilege reserved for fathers.’
‘You would have time if you were getting any competent help.’
‘Come on,’ said Robert’s mother, reaching out to his father with her spare hand.
He clasped it lightly but didn’t move.
‘I can’t decide which is worse,’ he said, ‘talking to Margaret, or listening to her.’
‘Listening to her,’ Robert voted. ‘That’s why I’m going to do my Margaret imitation all the time after she’s gone.’
‘Thanks a lot,’ said his mother. ‘Look, even Thomas is smiling at such a mad idea.’
‘That’s not smiling, dear,’ grumbled Robert, ‘that’s wind tormenting his little insides.’
They all started laughing and then his mother said, ‘Shhh, she might hear us,’ but it was too late, Robert was deter
mined to entertain them. Swinging his body sideways to lubricate the forward motion, he rocked over to his mother’s side.
‘It’s no use trying to blind me with science, dear,’ he said, ‘I can tell he doesn’t like that formula you’re giving him, even if it is made by organic goats. When I was in Saudi Arabia – she was a princess, actually – I said to them, “I can’t work with this formula, I have to have the Cow and Gate Gold Standard,” and they said to me, “With all your experience, Margaret, we trust you completely,” and they had some flown out from England in their private jet.’
‘How do you remember all this?’ asked his mother. ‘It’s terrifying. I told her that we didn’t have a private jet.’
‘Oh, money was no object to them,’ Robert went on, with a proud little toss of his head. ‘One day I remarked, you know, quite casually, on how nice the Princess’s slippers were, and the next thing I knew there was a pair waiting for me in my bedroom. The same thing happened with the Prince’s camera. It was quite embarrassing, actually. Every time I did it, I’d say to myself, “Margaret, you must learn to keep your mouth shut.’”
Robert wagged his finger in the air, and then sat down on the bed next to his father and carried on with a sad sigh.
‘But then it would just pop out, you know: “Ooh, that’s a lovely shawl, dear; lovely soft fabric,” and sure enough I’d find one spread out on my bed that evening. I had to get a new suitcase in the end.’
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