Last Ditch

by G. M. Ford

  LAST DITCH

  G.M. FORD

  A Leo Waterman Mystery

  Contents

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Chapter 20

  Chapter 21

  Chapter 22

  Chapter 23

  Chapter 24

  Chapter 25

  Chapter 26

  Chapter 27

  Chapter 28

  Chapter 29

  Chapter 30

  Chapter 1

  The prosecutor looked like Hoss Cartwright.

  "Mr. Waterman . . ." she continued. "... in your capacity as a licensed private investigator, did you have occasion to be employed by anyone present in this courtroom today?"

  "Yes, I did."

  The assistant DA's name was Paula Stillman. Before this morning, I'd never heard of her. For the past ten days, the papers had been quoting reliable sources, all of whom whispered that Mel Turpin, the DA himself, was going to step in and take the reins. On the surface, it made sense. After all, what could be better? A state supreme court justice on trial for murder. Not only that but the case was a slam dunk. Big-time moral high ground. Mass photo ops. It was money, baby. Money.

  Mel Turpin knew better, and so did I. It didn't matter that the case against the judge was a grounder. What mattered were the pictures. And the pictures were going to get real ugly. The evening news anchors were going to put on their Mr. Serious faces and warn their viewers about the graphic nature of the photographs they were about to see and suggest that children and the faint of heart might want to leave the room.

  What politicians like Turpin and my old man understood was that the average citizen had a short and very selective memory. Two weeks after the trial was over, all the voting public would remember were the pictures they'd seen on the tube. Exactly who had done what to whom and why would get downright fuzzy for most of them. Mel Turpin was smart enough to make damn sure that his cherubic countenance was not among those ill-recalled images. That's precisely what assistant DAs like Paula Stillman were for. Photo fodder.

  "Could you please point out that person," Stillman said.

  The defense attorney jumped to his feet. "Your Honor," he said in a world-weary voice, "the defense is prepared to stipulate that the defendant ..."

  Dan Hennessey was the best legal help money could buy. On those few occasions when I'd seen him in action, he was all controlled confidence and meticulous motions. He always seemed to have a little something extra in his sock that the opposition wasn't expecting. It wasn't surprising. He had the best help money could buy. The way I heard it, even a junior partnership in Hennessey, Howell and Kidd was worth a cool million a year. If you were ambitious enough and good enough, clerking for Dan Hennessey was the next logical step after Stanford Law Review. I'd never before seen him desperate.

  "Excuse me. Excuse me, Your Honor," Stillman interrupted. "Once again, Your Honor, if Mr. Hennessey doesn't mind, I'd like to try my own case here."

  Judge Bobbie Downs had a reputation for quick and dirty jurisprudence and for making a fair number of procedural mistakes. I figured Hennessey had danced in his office when he heard she'd been assigned. That was before the defendant decided to lend a hand on his own case. Downs waved the gavel at the defense table, indicating that Hennessey should slide his charcoal-gray Armani back into his seat and then turned to me. "Mr. Waterman."

  I pointed at Judge Douglas J. Brennan, who was seated next to Hennessey at the defense table. "He's right there next to defense counsel," I said.

  Stillman spoke directly to the judge. "Your Honor, please let the record show that Mr. Waterman identified the defendant Douglas J. Brennan."

  "So noted," she said.

  Brennan sat there like a bird of prey. His fierce eyes hooded, looking downward toward his piously folded fingers, allowing the mane of white hair and the square chin to command the room on their own. I felt like Adam in that painting from the Sistine Chapel. Except, in this picture, God wasn't pointing back my way.

  "And what was it that Mr. Brennan wanted you to do?"

  Hennessey started to rise, but Judge Downs waved him back down.

  "He wanted me to find his housekeeper. A woman named Felicia Mendoza."

  "Did he tell you why he wanted Miss Mendoza found?"

  "He said she'd stolen a number of things from his house. Jewelry. Mementos. Things with sentimental value was how he put it."

  "And did Judge Brennan give you any indication as to why he wished to employ a private detective in this matter, rather than . . . say taking the more traditional path of simply calling the police?"

  "Your Honor, Ms. Stillman is leading the witness," Hennessey complained. "If she wants to—"

  All it got him was a frown and another gavel wave.

  "He said he didn't want to make a big deal of it. He said the stuff wasn't of great monetary value, and he didn't want to make trouble for the woman. He said she didn't speak much English, and he didn't want to scare her. The judge said he thought he could convince her to return his belongings, so he just wanted me to find her for him."

  "And did you do so?"

  "I found her," I said.

  Hennessey was on his feet again. "May we approach the bench, Your Honor?" You had to admire a guy who thought of himself as plural. She waved him forward. Stillman followed along. They formed a tight muttering knot around the judge. My name and the word "prejudicial" were being bandied about. Damn right I was prejudicial. Prejudicial as hell.

  I FOUND HER sleeping on the floor in a Catholic women's shelter down in Tacoma. They didn't want to let me in, but since I'd tracked her that far, and had made it plain that I wasn't going away, they figured they didn't have much to Ipse by letting us chat. Two very large women stood by her side and glared at me while we talked. She was maybe five foot two, with a big pair of liquid brown eyes taking up most of her round face. Her English was just fine, which was more than could be said about the rest of her. The right side of her face was blistered and the color of an eggplant. The insides of both her arms were pitted with burn marks, old and new, and from what she showed me of her shoulders and the backs of her legs, it was obvious that she'd been systematically beaten for years. Seems the judge, while on a judicial junket to Central America about six years before, had more or less bought her from a Guatemalan orphanage. Four hundred bucks and the promise of American citizenship. She was twelve at the time. Being twelve and not speaking a word of English, she had to watch a lot of daytime television before she picked up enough of the language to become absolutely certain that the judge's little sexual idiosyncrasies were neither a standard part of the American courting ritual nor a painful prerequisite to U.S. citizenship. She'd run away for the first time three weeks ago. The judge had tracked her down at the bus station and used a steam iron on the side of her face. She'd hired an attorney. Said she learned about lawyers watching "Anoder World."

  I gave her my card and the hundred and seventy bucks I had in my pocket. I spent the thirty-minute drive back to Seattle analyzing my options and trying to keep my lunch down. In retrospect, I did a hell of a lot better job with the lunch than I did with the options.

  STILLMAN WENT ON. "So then, Mr. Waterman ..." She gazed back over her shoulder at the defense table. "... before we were interrupted, you indicated that you were successful in your searc
h for Miss Mendoza, is that correct?"

  "Yes," I said.

  "In what condition did you find Miss Mendoza?"

  I told her. Hennessey objected three times during my recitation. Once complaining that my entire conversation with Felicia Mendoza was hearsay, once to decry my lack of medical credentials and a third time to object to the jury being allowed to see the postmortem photos of Felicia Mendoza's horribly crosshatched back, buttocks and upper thighs. He went O for three. Trolling for grounds for appeal, I figured. Make the judge rule on as many matters as possible. Hope she'll screw up something important. When your client, two weeks before he goes on trial for murder, gets caught trying to off one of the key prosecution witnesses, you are then forced to cast upon the waters the very straws at which you may later be forced to grasp.

  "What did you do next, Mr. Waterman?"

  I SLID THE check, face-down, across the table.

  "I'm returning your retainer and your advance for expenses," I said. "Twenty-four hundred dollars."

  The judge pulled the crisp white napkin from his lap and dabbed at the corners of his mouth. He looked down at the check as if I'd pushed a turd over next to his elbow.

  "It can't be that hard to find one little wetback," he said.

  If he'd said something else, I most likely would have let it go. I'd have said something noncommittal, made my excuses and headed up the road. Yeah, sure. And if Mama Cass had shared that ham sandwich with Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today.

  I leaned over the table, putting my face close to his.

  "Maybe it escaped your notice, Judge, but slavery, sexual and otherwise, went out of fashion quite a while back."

  He never batted an eye.

  "Oh, dear," he teased. "Moral indignation? How quaint."

  I held his gaze. "Listen to me, Judge. I've never rolled over on a client in my life. I've gone to jail for refusing to divulge." I held up a finger. "But you know, in your case, just this once, I might be willing to make an exception."

  He made a dismissive noise with his lips. "I was like a father to that girl," he mocked.

  I ignored him. "The only reason I'm not going to the authorities is because Miss Mendoza is going to do it for me."

  "I am the authorities, you moron."

  I stood up and pitched my napkin into my plate.

  "God help us all, then."

  "Your father would be terribly disappointed in you," he said.

  "I don't think so."

  He used his napkin to polish the rim of his water glass.

  "And to think I came to you because—"

  I cut him off. "You came to me because you thought you could trade on your relationship with my old man. That's why you came to me. That and because you couldn't take a chance on a big agency. They'd drop a dime on you in a New York minute. You figured you'd find somebody who needed the money."

  "Exactly," he said. "And that is precisely why no set of spurious allegations from an illiterate—and, I might add, illegal—alien and a low-rent private dick can possibly cause me even the slightest bit of concern."

  My fist itched to wipe the smug look off his face.

  "You know, Judge," I said instead, "my old man was a great believer in the notion that timing was everything. And you know what? I think your timing on this thing is lousy. As a matter of fact, I don't think it could be worse if you tried. Domestic violence is the crime of the month. Right now a guy will do more time for belting his old lady than he would for holding up a Seven-Eleven."

  He seemed to be paying attention, so I pressed on. "You read the papers. You know what I'm talking about. Presidential advisors. City councilmen. Actors. Athletes. You want to screw up your life forever, you just kick in your ex's front door." I shook my head. "We're awash in post-O.J. rage here, Judge." I gave him my best smile. "Hold onto your shorts, Your Honor, because unless I'm mistaken, the illiterate—and, I might add, illegal—Miss Mendoza is about to rock your little world." He didn't exactly faint, but the shit-eating smirk was sure gone. If he said anything to my back, I didn't hear it.

  "AND DURING THIS meeting with Mr. Brennan, am I to understand that you did not divulge Miss Mendoza's whereabouts."

  "No, I didn't"

  "And why was that? Hadn't the judge retained you to provide him with that very piece of information?"

  "The judge didn't need a private detective," I said. "He needed a pimp."

  "Your Honor," Hennessey bellowed. Even while springing to his feet in protest he still managed to button the single button on his suit coat. Muscle memory, I figured.

  Hennessey ranted; Stillman did her best to appear appalled; Judge Downs had my answer stricken from the record and gave me the gavel shaking of a lifetime. As for me ... I tried to look chastened.

  NINE DAYS AFTER I gave the judge his money back, at seven-thirty on a Saturday morning, I groped for the ringing phone, knocked it over onto the floor where it ricocheted off the oak planks and disappeared under the bed. I had to find the cord and drag the whole thing up over the covers like a stubborn puppy. I heard a dial tone, but the damn thing was still ringing. Rebecca elbowed me hard in the other ear.

  "It's the doorbell," she moaned.

  Even in my dream state, there was no doubt about what I was looking at through the crack in the door. Two cops. Detectives. Not local. Detective Gregory Balderama and Detective Sergeant Vince Wales. Tacoma PD. Balderama was younger. Under forty with a thick head of carefully coiffed black hair. He stood on the porch, shifting his weight from foot to foot. Wales was old school. Wrinkled. Fifty or so. No more than five years from a pension. Once we agreed on who we all were, he thrust a photograph under my nose.

  "You know this person, Waterman?"

  It was a woman. Maybe forty years old with a thick neck and dirty blonde hair. A head shot. In this case, a shot of a head that had been shot in the head. Twice. Once just under the right eye and once, it looked like, in the right ear. A symmetrical pool of dark liquid fanned out around her wide face like a pagan headdress.

  "I don't think so," I said.

  Balderama stepped forward with another picture.

  "What about this one?"

  It looked to be a hundred pounds of raw beef liver in a blue dress. I pushed his arm away and turned my head.

  "Jesus Christ" I complained. "What the hell was that?"

  "Whatever it was, was carrying your business card," he said. He pulled a plastic bag from his coat pocket. Sure enough, one of my cards rested on the bottom of the bag.

  I pointed at the photo. "Lemme see that" I said.

  I held it by the edges, as if something might get on my hands. It was hard to tell that it had ever been human. The skull had been pounded flat. The arms were splayed at impossible angles and the shinbone on the left leg was visible in two places.

  "Jesus Christ" I said again.

  Sergeant Wales filled me in. The deceased were found in the basement of an abandoned building in downtown Tacoma. The first woman had been shot three times. Two in the head. One in the upper right chest. The second woman had been beaten to death. The ME thought baseball bats. From the imbedded fragments taken from the body, at least two separate bats. One steel, one aluminum. The ME said even her toes had been pulverized.

  "No ID on either of them?"

  "Just your card, Waterman."

  I shrugged. "Wish I could help."

  Balderama took over. "The medical examiner says she was Hispanic. Probably South American. Somewhere between eighteen and twenty-five. A hundred ten pounds. No vaccination marks. Maybe an illegal alien ..." He stopped when the photograph slipped from my hand and floated to the ground.

  "Come in," I said, when I could speak again. "Give me a few minutes to get dressed."

  An hour later, Rebecca came padding through the living room in her bare feet, following the smell of coffee back toward the kitchen. As Wales and Balderama stood and mumbled introductions, Duvall picked the pictures up from the coffee table. Wales tried to stop her, but it w
as too late.

  "Small caliber. Probably a twenty-two," she said. "The ear wound was point-blank. Classic wise guy pattern."

  She winced slightly at the second photo. "Cripes," she said. "Somebody use the poor thing for a pinata, or what?"

  Her exit left the cops openmouthed. I gave 'em a break.

  "She's a pathologist for the county ME," I said.

  When they could breathe again, we got back to work.

  From what Wales and Balderama told me later, they went from my house right to the shelter. The other woman's name was Jill Clark. She was a volunteer. A couple of days later, when the Seattle Times ran a different picture of her, I realized that she was one of the women who'd been in the room while I interviewed Felicia Mendoza.

  The two women had gone to a movie together. The seven o'clock showing of My Best Friend's Wedding at the Uptown Cinema. A sixteen-year-old usher named Shantiqua Harris remembered seeing the women leave together at the end of the show. Shantiqua had noticed how protective Jill Clark seemed to be of the smaller woman and had wondered if they were lesbians. That was the last time either woman was seen alive. Two kids looking for a lost kitty found the bodies.

  Wales and Balderama interviewed the rest of the shelter staff and the doctor who had examined her. They interviewed both Felicia Mendoza's priest and her attorney. Then they consulted their direct superior, took three deep breaths, said three Hail Marys and requested a Murder One warrant for Washington State Supreme Court justice Douglas J. Brennan.

  Local legal wisdom made the case against the judge to be pretty much a dead heat. A mountain of circumstantial evidence and hearsay, all pointing at His Honor, but nothing to connect the judge directly to the murders. When the judge hired Dan Hennessey, most legal pundits figured he had better than a fifty-fifty chance of walking. Apparently, however, the judge was not similarly convinced.

  STILLMAN FINISHED UP for me. "And after telling the police your story, the rest, as they say, was history. Is that correct, Mr. Waterman?"

  "Yes, it is," I said. "Until ..."

  "Until what, Mr. Waterman?"