She smelled the brandy on his breath again. “You’re drunk.” She spoke to him, but she was reminding herself.
“Yes.” His words whispered past her cheek. “But I’m not blind.”
His mouth brushed hers. Her lips tingled, feeling suddenly swollen. This kiss—if you could call it a kiss—was nothing like the hot, wet, slobbery affairs she’d endured from Brentwood. Being kissed by Brentwood had been an attack—this was something else entirely.
Comfort, not lust. An invitation, not a command.
“Anne.”
She loved the sound of her name in his voice. A little shiver slithered through her and she sighed, tilting her head more, like a sunflower seeking the sun.
He made a small, satisfied sound and nibbled on her bottom lip while his free hand, the one not grasping Harry’s leash, slid to the back of her head.
An odd warmth gathered in her belly. Something hard and frozen began to melt. She leaned into Mr. Parker-Roth’s strong body, wanting—needing—more of his heat.
And then she heard the hiss of an angry cat and Harry’s answering bark. Mr. Parker-Roth jerked backward. She felt herself wobble and grabbed his coat.
“Hold tight,” he muttered. His arm locked around her waist as they lost their battle with gravity and tumbled toward the pavement.
“Oof!” He flinched as he took the brunt of the impact.
She was not a featherweight. “Are you all right?”
“I’ll live.” His voice had an edge of pain.
“I’m so sorry!” She relaxed against him for a moment. His body was so hard under hers. Pleasantly hard. And something else of his was getting hard as well…
Her face burned. What had she been thinking? Here she was, sprawled across a man’s body in a public square and from the feel of the sun on the back of her legs, her skirt was up around her knees. And from the feel of the man below her, he was having the expected reaction. How mortifying. And if anyone saw them…
She started to scramble off him. He grabbed her and held her still.
“Let me go.” She tried to twist free. “Think of the scandal if we are observed.”
He flinched again and tightened his hold on her back…well, a bit lower than her back.
“Mind your knee, love.”
“Oh.” Her leg was now between his. Her knee was indeed very close to—“I’m so sorry.”
“That’s all right. No permanent harm done.” He smiled a little tightly. “I hope. Now, we’ll just have—”
That’s when she heard the sharp intake of a breath.
“Trouble,” Mr. Parker-Roth muttered.
Anne looked up. Lady Dunlee stood ten feet from them, a look of delighted horror on her face.
“Lady Anne—and Mr. Parker-Roth! What in the world are you doing?”
Praise for The Naked Viscount
*Starred review* “A laugh a minute.... Brimming with sex, schemes, and sass, MacKenzie’s books . . . are so addictive they should come with a warning label.”
—Shelley Mosley, Booklist
“Ah, another naughty, Naked hero to brighten MacKenzie’s irresistible romance. There’s plenty of sizzle, delicious repartee (filled with double entendres), excitement and mystery to satisfy anyone who needs a bit of love and laughter to brighten their day.”—Kathe Robin, Romantic Times BOOKreviews
“Charming, yet darkly dangerous.... If you want to smile, sigh, feel a tug of the heart, and be drawn into a bit of danger, read a Sally MacKenzie romance.”
—Connie Payne, OnceUponARomance.net
“Naked, naughty nobles with a dash of intrigue and a side of romance all blend together for one delicious dessert in the form of a romance novel.”—Joyce Greenfield, ReaderToReader.com
Praise for The Naked Baron
“Sweet and sexy Regency tale.”—Maria Hatton, Booklist
Top pick! “Naked and naughty—that’s the kind of hero MacKenzie stakes her reputation on, and it’s also the kind that readers adore. With their humor and heated love scenes, her books sparkle and light up readers’ hearts. Her feel-good stories are just what we need. ”—Kathe Robin, Romantic Times BOOKreviews
“Caution: Reading The Naked Baron may cause spontaneous smiles and feelings of happiness! ”—Connie Payne, OnceUponARomance.net
“Sally MacKenzie may have penned her best Naked book yet, raising the bar for the entire series. With unforgettable characters and blazing passion, The Naked Baron is a book to be savored over and over again.”
—Lettetia, SingleTitles.com
Praise for The Naked Gentleman
“Hilarity reigns as a queen of love and laughter crafts another Naked book designed to keep you smiling. This delicious romance blends MacKenzie’s hallmark humor with a cast of unforgettable characters and loads of sensuality.”—Kathe Robin, Romantic Times BOOKreviews
“What a great series! Funny, spicy, and romantic.”—Jane Bowers, RomanceReviewsToday.com
“I laughed, I cried, and I enjoyed every moment of this fabulous love story.”—Scarlet, RomanceJunkies.com
Praise for The Naked Earl
“Naked, noble, and irresistible—who could resist one of Sally MacKenzie’s heroes?”—Eloisa James, New York Times bestselling author
“Providing plenty of heat and hilarity, MacKenzie has great fun shepherding this boisterous party toward its happy ending; readers will be glad they RSVPed.”
—Publishers Weekly
“The latest in MacKenzie’s delectably sensual Naked historical Regency series has plenty of sexy sizzle and charming wit.”—John Charles, Booklist
“MacKenzie continues her delightfully humorous, sexy series with a nice and naughty naked hero who matches wits and wiles with an equally irresistible heroine in the author’s typically touching style.”—Kathe Robin, Romantic Times BOOKreviews
Praise for The Naked Marquis
“The Naked Marquis is an endearing confection of sweetness and sensuality, the romance equivalent of chocolate cake . . . every page is an irresistible delight! ”—Lisa Kleypas, New York Times bestselling author
“With a delightfully quirky cast of characters and heated bedroom encounters, MacKenzie’s latest Naked novel delivers a humorous, sprightly romance.”
—Kathe Robin, Romantic Times BOOKreviews
“Charming . . . funny . . . full of delightful characters . . . The Naked Marquis merits a place on the keeper shelves of readers of the traditional Regency and the spicier Regency-set historical romances alike.”—Jane Bowers, RomanceReviewsToday.com
“The Naked Marquis is a delicious indulgence. Treat yourself !”—Connie Payne, OnceUponARomance.net
Praise for The Naked Duke
“MacKenzie sets a merry dance in motion in this enjoyable Regency romp.”—Maria Hatton, Booklist
“This is a funny, delightful debut by a talented writer who knows how to blend passion, humor and the essence of the Regency period into a satisfying tale.”—Kathe Robin, Romantic Times BOOKreviews
“Debut author Sally MacKenzie has penned a marvelously witty novel.... Readers who enjoy a large dose of humor will love The Naked Duke. The characters are charming, and the pace is quick. It is the perfect book for a cozy winter retreat. ”—ARomanceReview.com
Books by Sally MacKenzie
THE NAKED DUKE
THE NAKED MARQUIS
THE NAKED EARL
THE NAKED GENTLEMAN
“The Naked Laird” in LORDS OF DESIRE
THE NAKED BARON
THE NAKED VISCOUNT
“The Naked Prince” in AN INVITATION TO SIN
THE NAKED KING
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The Naked King
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Table of Contents
Praise for The Naked Viscount
Boo
ks by Sally MacKenzie
Title Page
Dedication
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Copyright Page
Harker T. Stanton
January 6, 1915–February 21, 2010
I miss you, Dad, more than I can say.
For all my “Naked” readers.
Thank you for welcoming my characters into your lives.
And, as always, for Kevin.
Chapter 1
Stephen Parker-Roth landed in a large puddle. Mud and water splashed into the air, soaking his breeches, spattering his coat, and decorating his face with flecks of dirt. He wiped a blob off his right cheek with a clean corner of his cravat and frowned at the perpetrator of this sartorial disaster. “You have deplorable manners, sir.”
The miscreant blinked at him, tongue lolling. He looked not the slightest bit abashed, damn it.
“This wouldn’t have happened if I weren’t very, very drunk, you know.”
The fellow tilted his head to one side.
“You doubt me?” Stephen leaned forward and poked his finger at the large beast to emphasize his point. “I warn you, I’m an exceedingly dangerous man. I’ve won brawls from Borneo to Buenos Aires to Boston. More than one blackguard has rued the day his path crossed mine.”
The dog barked, a rather surprisingly deep, ringing sound, and put his head down on his front paws. His hindquarters remained in the air, tail waving like a flag in a stiff gale.
Stephen unbent enough to scratch the creature’s ears. “Ah, well, I won’t hold your ignorance against you. You’re just a . . .” He frowned. “No, you can’t be a homeless cur—you’re far too clean. How is it you’re roaming Hyde Park by yourself?” His fingers found a collar in the dog’s deep fur—and then he noticed the leash dragging in the grass. “Oh ho, you’re not alone. What have you done with your master, sir?”
The dog’s ears pricked up. A woman’s voice, rich and incredibly alluring, called out, “Harry!”
“Or mistress . . .” Stephen found himself addressing empty air. Harry was already bounding across the grass to a figure about a hundred yards distant. Stephen squinted in the sun. The female wore an enormous bonnet and a dress that looked like an oversized flour sack.
Pity. A voice that evoked twisted sheets and tangled limbs should not belong to an antidote.
The woman stooped to reclaim the leash, and Harry promptly began towing her back toward him. He’d best stand, then, like a gentleman should.
He struggled to his feet. The mud didn’t want to let him go. MacInnes was going to have an apoplexy when he saw him. Why his valet, who didn’t blink at tending his gear in the Amazon or the wilds of Africa, got as priggish as a damned dandy when they reached England’s shores was beyond him.
Eh. The change in altitude was not felicitous. He bent over, resting his hands on his knees, and swallowed several times until the landscape stopped whirling and his last meal agreed to remain in his stomach. It would be shockingly bad form to greet the lady by casting up his accounts all over her slippers.
“Harry! Slow down!”
Even sharp and breathless, her voice sent a jolt of pleasure through him. He leaned forward a bit more to shield any obvious evidence of his interest.
Rein up, you cawker. She might have buck teeth and garlic breath; she might be toothless and eighty years old.
He glanced up. Well, not eighty. She was moving too quickly to be that ancient.
The dreadful bonnet slid back off her head as he watched. Ah! Now he saw the purpose of that hideous headgear—it hid her riot of bright red curls. They glinted in the sunlight like dew-kissed roses.
She had spectacles, too, that looked to be in danger of falling off her rather prominent nose, and delightfully full lips, currently twisted into a grimace. She wasn’t beautiful, but she was definitely attractive.
Who was she? A maid assigned to walk the family dog? No sane butler or housekeeper would give this girl that task—the dog was walking her, not she the dog. A lady of the night? Unlikely. It was now an awful hour in the morning, and he’d never heard of a dasher with a large obstreperous dog, the voice of a siren, red curls, and spectacles. A fallen female with those striking attributes would be the talk of the male ton. Perhaps she was a widow.
Or married. Damn, he hoped she wasn’t married. He didn’t dally with married ladies.
He shook his head. Was he insane? How the hell had dalliance crept into his thoughts?
He was drunk. That was it. Very, very drunk.
And she was very flushed and very annoyed. She was glaring at him.
He was covered in mud—his shoes squelched with the stuff—but that wasn’t his fault. Her dog was to blame.
Harry dragged her the last few yards and plopped down at his feet. The girl’s brows were the same shade as her hair. She looked more like a flame than a rose, actually. Was she as fiery in bed?
He closed his eyes briefly. If he could remember how many glasses of brandy he’d had, he’d vow never to have so many again.
He regarded her glowering countenance. “Er, good morning.” He sounded perfectly sober, if he said so himself. “It’s, ah, a lovely morning, isn’t it?”
“No, it’s not.” She blew out a short, sharp breath and pushed her hair back out of her face. Her green eyes were as stormy as a wind-tossed ocean, full of passion . . .
Perhaps he should swear off brandy entirely, though drink had never made him so lustful before.
“I mean . . .” She swallowed, obviously trying to get her spleen under control. “That is, yes, it is a lovely morning. How nice of you to say so after Harry caused you to fall into the mud. I apologize for his behavior.”
Mmm, that voice. He’d so like to hear it threaded with need and desire, panting his name—
Definitely no more brandy.
“He’s a sheep dog,” the woman said. “I imagine he was trying to herd you away from the puddle, not into it.” She reached back to reclaim her bonnet.
Oh, no. He couldn’t let her cover her beautiful curls again with that monstrosity. He plucked the millinery mistake from her fingers and dropped it into the mud, mashing it down with his foot for good measure.
“My bonnet!” Lady Anne Marston gaped down at her poor bonnet, flattened under this rude person’s shoe. What sort of gentleman attacked a woman’s hat?
No sort of gentleman. The man might be handsome as sin with his startlingly clear blue eyes and shaggy, sun-streaked hair, but handsome is as handsome does—she had learned that lesson beyond hope of forgetting—and destroying a woman’s bonnet was not handsomely done.
She drew in a breath to tell him exactly what she thought of such behavior—and stopped. Was that brandy she smelled? Certainly the man wasn’t foxed at ten o’clock in the morning!
“Your bonnet is an abomination,” he said.
“It is not!” And now he was insulting her as well. That was her favorite bonnet under his foot. It might not be stylish—she wasn’t stylish—but she liked it. She’d had it for years.
“You didn’t buy it in London, did you?”
“Of course not. London bonnets are frilly, silly dabs of straw and feathers and gewgaws. I need something serviceable.”
She should leave. Yes, the man had landed in the mud, but it was probably more his fault than Harry’s. Drunkards were notoriously unsteady. She tugged on Harry’s leash, but the idiotic animal stayed where he was, at this human animal’s feet.
“Serviceab
le?” He ground her poor hat deeper into the muck. “How could this atrocity be the least bit serviceable?”
“It protected me from the sun”—and kept critical eyes off my disreputable hair.
She would admit that last only to herself, certainly not to him. What did this fellow know of the matter anyway? He didn’t have red hair—though, being a man, he probably wouldn’t care if he did.
He snorted. “It protected you from the sun and every male who saw you in it, I’ll wager.”
Oh, she’d like to kick the cod’s head exactly where it would hurt him most. He didn’t think she was some silly miss on the catch for a husband, did he? “I’d hoped it would protect me from annoying men”—she sniffed, giving him her best pretention-depressing look—“such as yourself.”
He chuckled. “Now that’s put me in my place, hasn’t it? And here I just rescued you from the ugliest bonnet in Britain.” He leaned forward slightly, sending another whiff of brandy her way. “When you go looking for a replacement, try Madam le Fleur’s in Bond Street. Fleur’s hats are far more attractive.”
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