… not like lissa, jesus lissa just opened up like a window and let herself show and that was enough because of what was in there and that was why she could do it all day and every day and i never opened anything i was just a bunch of reflecting surfaces so if lissa was a lighthouse i was a disco ball and i didnt have any light of my own so why wouldnt mine leave and why wouldnt lissa’s stay forever like it did. Why would mine stay with me no one else has stayed with me except daddy and he died to get away from her and sometimes i think she punched the hole in me, the hole that meant i had to reflect light instead of showing my own like lissa could and i hate feeling sorry for myself but if i dont who will and who gives a fuck anyway.
There was something familiar about the name Lissa, but I couldn’t find it in my memory.
I looked at my watch and was surprised to find it was almost three, which meant I’d been there more than an hour, dragging my eyes across something no one in the world should have read.
… and the dope it orders me around like in that movie where the computer orders the astronauts around and tells them lies the same way the dope tells me lies, like this time it’ll be different because you’ll get that click that means you finally got enough and you never do, you can just keep filling yourself with it until you die and the dope doesnt care just like the computer didnt care when the handsome dumb guy Gary something was caught outside the airlock, it just locked the door and let him drift away waving his arms like a baby and getting littler and littler and everything else was black except for stars and what good are stars anyway. do stars give a shit, look at all the blood and guts that gets poured out on the dirt down here while the stars just float around up there jerking off while kids and women and even men get stabbed and shot and drowned and fill themselves with poison and tell each other lies and say i love you i love you i love you and mean gimme gimme gimme.
The computer had to be HAL, the one in 2001: A Space Odyssey, a movie I’d never liked, because if human beings were that cold, who cared what they got transformed into? When I saw it, I’d found myself rooting for HAL as he attempted to get rid of the space ship’s crew.
And I knew what Thistle meant about stars. I’ve always hated the buggers myself. Unattainable beauty ties me in knots.
There were a lot of references to Lissa, whoever Lissa was, but Thistle seemed to have reserved most of her love for her father, who had died, according to what I’d read on Google, when she was eleven or twelve. About her mother there was almost nothing.
… the thing about daddy was that he was clean like most people arent if you could shine a light straight through him it would have been all white and clear on the other side because there wasn’t anything he was wrapped around that was dark and secret and hated the light or was ashamed of it like most people have, whatever they look like on the surface some of the most beautiful people are as poisonous as pepper trees as poisonous as rat bait but, daddy was daddy all the way through …
I found myself wondering what Rina would write about me. Was I clear at the center, or was I dark at the core? Was I forcing her to love me in spite of who I really was?
… the same way lissa was lissa all the way through and the camera could see that, and the best thing i can say about mommy is that she was rotten on top and rotten clear down to the middle and at least she didnt pretend to be anything except rotten. i dont know why i didn’t know she wanted to be me and hated me because she wasn’t me, she always thought all the cameras and the lights should have been pointed at her all the time and i had stolen them from her. But daddy just loved me and he would probably even love me now. Probably
All pretty awful, but getting me nowhere, at least in terms of figuring out where Thistle might have gone. Although the references to the cameras reminded me who Lissa was: she was the actress who had played Thistle’s mother on “Once a Witch,” the one who had stood aside to let the child shine. But figuring things out wasn’t reward enough to force me to read any more of this than was absolutely necessary. Maybe the thing to do was read the very last entries, the ones in the book she’d barely begun.
… tomorrow will be different because i’ll make it different because i have to make it different because this movie thing even if it’s just junk or some kind of art movie nobody will see maybe it will bring her back maybe she’ll feel the lights and all the people looking, waiting for her and she’ll come and help me do something that surprises them all and makes them applaud and love me and want to see more, but she won’t come back if theres no room for her and now everything is filled with all this shit all these pills that someone keeps giving me and that i take like some machine that needs oil oil oil but today has to be different and so does tomorrow because it’s like i have to make a room for her to move back into someplace thats got some light and air in it and that’s not full of bugs and ratshit, i mean a place i can be proud of. Inside me, but i dont know if can and even if i do she might not come back, why would she come back nobody ever comes back but look i’m in a movie again and maybe that will bring her back if she’s missed being …
Oh, for Christ’s sake, I thought. HAL, The computer in 2001. Arthur Clarke named it HAL as a dig at IBM. It was just one letter off-he used H, A, and L, the letters preceding I, B, and M.
Flipping through the books, I found the next-to-last one and paged to the list I’d seen earlier. The first thing that jumped out at me were the area codes. Add one to each number and 707 became 818, the code for most of the Valley. Two-zero-nine was 310, if you took nine as the digit before ten and figured ten was represented by a zero. Then I replaced each of the letters in the names with the one that followed it in the alphabet.
When I was finished, I had six readable names and telephone numbers, but the first two were the most interesting. They said:
mom1: 310-275-4799
mom2: 818-783-6515
Thistle, I thought, had to be the last person of her age in the world to write down phone numbers. I immediately corrected myself; junkies had to be the last people in the world to write down phone numbers. To a junkie, a smart phone is just waiting to be turned into a bag of dope. I was writing down the numbers, and the addresses below them, when I heard something in the other room.
It was just a little scuffing sound, like someone sliding something an inch or two, and I knew immediately what it was. It was the table I’d propped against Thistle’s front door. Someone had pushed the door open just far enough to put an eye to the crack and look in.
The table, I realized in retrospect, was a terrible idea, a dead giveaway that someone was inside, exactly what I’d been trying to avoid by parking so far away. So I was surprised when I heard it slide again, from the sound of it just a little farther this time.
Whoever it was, he or she was trying to come in.
Nothing I could see in the room had any value as a weapon. The only thing I would have had was surprise, and I’d squandered that, short of jumping out and yelling “Boo.”
The more I considered that idea, the better it seemed. Among the arguments in its favor was the fact that it was absolutely the only thing I could think of. A moment of complete disorientation would at least give me a chance to get close. I looked around the room again. It seemed to come down either to “Boo” or trying to bludgeon to death whoever it was with a pair of Thistle’s jeans.
So I got up and edged toward the door, putting my feet down on the very back edge of the heel and then lowering the rest of the foot to the floor. The back of the heel, on a man’s shoe at least, is usually the softest part of the sole.
The table moved again, just as I reached the edge of the door. I took a deep breath, centered myself in a flimsy conviction that what I was about to do was not idiocy, no matter how much it felt like it, bent my knees slightly, whirled, and jumped through the door with the most horrifying bellow I could manage.
Through the partially open front door I saw a little girl’s face turn into a collection of perfect, and perfectly horrified, circles, an
d then she screamed back at me-a sound high enough to put a gouge in the ceiling-turned, and ran. The smaller of the two girls from the white car.
I barreled after her, grabbing the table and tossing it aside to get the door open, but by the time I hit the hallway she was already rabbiting down the stairs. As fast as I could move, she was a lot faster, and even though I took the stairs practically head first, essentially in a perilously controlled fall, she was through the door to the street before I made the landing, and when I threw open the door, still swinging from her exit, she was clambering into the back of that dented, beat-up Chevy. The girl at the wheel pushed the accelerator most of the way through the floor, and they took off in an eye-stinging, lung-searing trail of dark smoke.
My car was two blocks away.
31
Mom number one
Luella Downing had left the Valley far behind.
The house was in the flats, but it was still in Beverly Hills, set back from the street by thirty or forty feet of green lawn, bordered by azaleas in a pink so pure it looked like the first time God had tried out the color, before it got diluted with overuse.
The basic theme was used brick: the house was used brick. The driveway and the walkway to the door were used brick. The bricks had been painted different colors in their previous lives and then acid-scrubbed or sandblasted back into a semblance of brickiness. It might have looked like a quaint economy to someone who didn’t know that used bricks were a lot more expensive than new bricks.
But, of course, the house hadn’t been designed to impress people like that.
The guy who answered the door was pale and puffy enough to have solidified from the billows of cigarette smoke that accompanied him. He glanced down at my coveralls and said, “Pool’s around back.”
“How long since you checked the pH level?” I asked.
He blinked heavily and screwed up his left eye in complete incomprehension. He was drunk. “Isn’t that, like, your job?”
“You’d be brother Robert,” I said. “Still living at home, I see.”
Robert said, “Uhh, the pool?”
“I’ll just take a short cut,” I said, and pushed him out of the way.
“Hey,” he said. “Wait.”
I went down a short, dim entry hall with the walls covered in those mirrored squares with gold veins running through them that I’ve always seen as an attempt to recapture some age of grandeur when the grand had really bad taste. Two marbletop tables, amateurishly antiqued, sported big, slightly dusty arrangements of silk flowers. The place smelled like Rush Limbaugh’s pillow.
A turn to the left took me into the living room, which ran half the width of the house and culminated at the far end in what were probably sliding glass doors to the back yard. The doors were heavily curtained in some light-repellent fabric. It was bright outside but dim in here. The only illumination came from a brass fixture hanging over the green felt-covered card table at the near end of the room. Four chairs circled the table. The empty one probably belonged to pasty old Robert. Three people turned to look at me from the other chairs.
One was a woman in her early fifties, working hard to look seventy. Her face was lined and bloated, a cigarette dangled from her lips, and she’d combed her hair very carefully, probably no more than four or five days ago. The other two were men, and I recognized both of them. The one nearer to me I had seen trying to get dinner platters off his hands on TV. He was older and heavier now but had maintained the residual undercurrent of cluelessness I’d spotted on the small screen. The man in the middle was a third-rank, lounge-level comic whose catchline, “Do I look like that kind of guy?” was always answered with a resounding Yes by the wandering members of the mysteriously idle class who show up at game show tapings, inhabit bars in the daytime, and go to Vegas for the Muscular Dystrophy telethon.
The men had cigars, and not, to judge from the mountains in the ashtrays, the first of the day. Each of them seemed to be nursing a glass of amber liquid that was probably bourbon on the rocks. The cards on the table were arrayed in a classic Texas Hold’em configuration: two face-down in front of each player and four face-up in the center of the table. The guy who had played Thistle’s father on TV picked up his hole cards and checked them for a second, as though he’d forgotten what they were, then replaced them.
“He’s the pool guy,” Robert said from behind me.
“Honey,” Luella Downing said to me around the cigarette, “The pool is outside. How many houses you go to, where they got the pool in the living room?”
“None,” I said, “but that’s probably because I’m not the pool guy. Do you know where Thistle is?”
Luella Downing said, “Ahhhh, shit.” She pushed her chair back to look at me better. “She’s disappeared, right? What day of the week is it?”
“Tuesday,” said Thistle’s fictional father.
“I’m asking him,” Luella Downing said.
“Tuesday,” I said.
“Then she’s on schedule. She usually disappears for the first time every week on Tuesday. She’s busy on Monday, getting loaded enough not to be able to find her way home. She’ll wander in on Thursday and disappear again on Friday.”
“This is different,” I said.
“They’re all different,” Luella Downing said. “Every single one is a unique little human tragedy. You’re what? The latest masked man to ride down from the hills to try to rescue her, right? Well, let me give you some advice, masked man. Put that horse in reverse and leave her wherever the hell she is. Edith is like trouble in a concentrate, you know? Add a few drops to some water, you got gallons of it.”
“Edith?” I said.
“That’s her name. Edith. That’s the name me and her father gave her. I never heard the name Thistle until she tried out for that show. ‘What’s your name, sweetie?’ the casting guy said, and Edith said, ‘Thistle.’ Didn’t even look at me. What was I supposed to do, contradict her? Anyway, it’s her name, right? If she wants to call herself Clyde, she’s Clyde.”
“So you don’t know where she is.”
“What’s the current hot dope street in Hollywood? That’s where she is. Has to be cut-rate, though. She’s run through the money pretty good.”
“I notice you haven’t,” I said, just because she made me feel nasty.
“Honey, I earned every nickel of it. I know you probably think she’s the poster girl for victims everywhere, but let me tell you, she’s a fucking nightmare, and she’s been like that since she was thirteen. If it wasn’t for me, there wouldn’t have been a show. Who do you think got her out of the house every morning and onto the set? Who went and found her every time they needed her and dragged her out of her trailer? Who had to watch her go through a quarter-ounce of cocaine at lunch and then get her into some sort of shape to work for the afternoon?”
“When she could,” said her TV dad.
“Yeah, when she could. When she could still stand up, when she could hit her marks, when she could find the light, when she could say her lines, when she could remember not to look at the camera, when she didn’t decide to fuck up the take just for the fun of it, when she-”
“When she could keep everybody employed,” I said. “When she could lay the golden eggs for you to scramble.”
“Without me-” Luella Downing began.
“Got it,” I said. “You were the hero. And basically, you don’t give a shit.”
Luella Downing tapped her cigarette into an ashtray, amputating an inch of ash. “That’s about right,” she said. “If I got upset every time she decided to disappear-”
“It would wreck your card game,” I said. I turned to go. “By the way, Thistle’s pop there has a pair of aces in the hole. But what do you care? It’s Thistle’s money.”
A second after I slammed the door, hard enough to shake the frame, I heard glass break, and then I heard some more. The gold-veined glass squares, I figured, hitting the floor and taking all that grandeur with them.
32
Mom number two
Hidden Valley is tucked away in the mountains between LA and Van Nuys, reached by an anonymous-looking road that drops suddenly and steeply off of Coldwater Canyon. Once you’re down, you find yourself in a grassy expanse of eight million-dollar ranch-style houses, each on an acre or so of what I suppose the residents think of as ranch. Here and there you see a stable, nicer than lots of houses in the Valley, with horses looking over the doors of the stalls with that serious, dreamy expression that horses always wear.
I pulled into the driveway of Lissa Wellman’s house just as a silvery Lexus SUV started to back out. The woman driving it stopped, leaned out of the window, and looked back at me. Her hair in the sunlight was a rich coppery color found nowhere in nature, and bright enough to make me wince.
I got out and walked up to the driver’s door. The woman at the wheel wore big sunglasses that emphasized bold cheekbones and a jaw that was surprisingly square in a face so feminine. She was wearing the kind of makeup that was designed for the old Technicolor process-vivid, expert, and none too subtle.
“Oh, dear,” she said. “Are you going to rob me?”
“Not today, Miss Wellman. I need to talk to you about Thistle.”
“I don’t talk to the press,” she said. “Especially not about Thistle.”
“I’m a friend of hers. She’s disappeared.”
She shook her head slowly. “Oh, my. Still, that’s more or less the story, isn’t it? She’s been trying to disappear for years.”
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