Barrie, J M

by The Young Visitors

  Well goodbye Minnit he cried to the somber butler take care of your gout and the silver and I will pay your wages when I come back.

  Thankyou kindly sir murmured Minnit when may I expect your return.

  Oh well I will wire he said and dashed doun the steps.

  Ethel followed with small lady like steps having bowed perlitely to Minnit who closed his eyes in acknowlegment of her kindness.

  [Pg 76] The sun was shining and Ethel had the feeling of going to a very jolly party and felt so sorry for all the passers by who were not going to London with Bernard.

  Arrived in the gay city Bernard hailed a eab to the manner born and got in followed by Ethel. Kindly drive us to the Gaierty Hotel he cried in a firm tone. The cabman waved his whip and off they dashed.

  We shall be highly comfortable and select at the Gaierty said Bernard and he thourght to himself how lovly it would be if he was married to Ethel. He blushed a deep shade at his own thourghts and gave a side long glance at Ethel who was gazing out of the window. Well one never knows he murmerd to himself and as one of the poets says great events from trivil causes springs.

  Just then they stopped at the gay hotel and Ethel was spellbound at the size of the big hall--Bernard poked his head into the window of the pay desk. Have you a coupple [Pg 77] of bedrooms for self and young lady he enquired in a lordly way.

  A very handsome lady with golden hair and a lace apron glanced at a book and hastilly replied Oh yes sir two beauties on the 1st floor number 9 and 10.

  Thankyou said Bernard we will go up if you have no objection.

  None whatever sir said the genial lady the beds are well aired and the view is quite pleasant.

  Come along Ethel cried Bernard this sounds alright eh.

  Oh quite said Ethel with a beaming smile.

  They went upstairs and entered number 9 a very fine compartment with a large douny bed and white doors with glass handles leading into number 10 an equally dainty room but a trifle smaller.

  Which will you have Ethel asked Bernard.

  Oh well I would rarther you settled it [Pg 78] said Ethel. I am willing to abide by your choice.

  The best shall be yours then said Bernard bowing gallantly and pointing to the biggest room.

  Ethel blushed at his speaking look. I shall be quite lost in that huge bed she added to hide her embarassment.

  Yes I expect you will said Bernard and now what about a little table d'ote followed by a theater.

  Oh yes cried Ethel and downstairs they went .

  [Pg 79] CHAPTER 8

  A GAY CALL

  I tell you what Ethel said Bernard Clark about a week later we might go and pay a call on my pal the Earl of Clincham.

  Oh do lets cried Ethel who was game for any new adventure I would dearly love to meet his lordship.

  Bernard gave a frown of jellousy at her rarther mere words.

  Well dress in your best he muttered.

  Ethel skipped into her bedroom and arrayd herself in a grass green muslin of decent cut a lace scarf long faun colored kid gloves and a muslin hat to correspond. She carried a parasole in one hand also a green silk bag containing a few stray hair pins a clean handkerchief five shillings and a pot of ruge in case. She looked a dainty vishen [Pg 80] with her fair hair waving in the breeze and Bernard bit his lips rarther hard for he could hardly contain himself and felt he must marry Ethel soon. He looked a handsome sight himself in some exquisite white trousers with a silk shirt and a pale blue blazer belt and cap. He wore this in honour of the earl who had been to Cambridge in his youth and so had Bernard Clark.

  At last they found themselves in the entrance hall of the Crystale palace and speedily made their way to the privite compartments. Edward Procurio was walking up and down the passage looking dark and mystearious as usual.

  Is His Lordship at home cried Bernard Clark cheerily.

  Which one asked Procurio many lords live here he said scornfully.

  Well I mean the Earl of Clincham said Bernard.

  Oh yes he is in responded Procurio and to the best of my belief giving a party.

  [Pg 81] Indeed ejaculated Bernard we have come in the nick of time Ethel he added. Yes said Ethel in an excited tone.

  Then they pealed on the bell and the door flew open. Sounds of laughter and comic songs issued from the abode and in a second they were in the crowded drawing room. It was packed with all the Elite and a stout duchess with a good natured face was singing a lively song and causing much merriment. The earl strode forward at sight of two new comers. Hullo Bernard old boy he cried this is a pleasure and who have you got with you he added glancing at Ethel.

  Oh this is Miss Monticue said Bernard shall I introduce you----

  If you will be so good said the Earl in an affable tone and Bernard hastily performed the right. Ethel began a bright conversatiun while Bernard stroled off to see if he could find any friends amid the throng.

  [Pg 82] What pleasant compartments you have cried Ethel in rarther a socierty tone.

  Fairly so so responded the Earl do you lire in London he added in a loud tone as someone was playing a very difficult peice on the piano.

  Well no I dont said Ethel my home is really in Northumberland but I am at present stopping with Mr Clark at the Gaierty Hotel she continud in a somewhat showing off tone.

  Oh I see said the earl well shall I introduce you to a few of my friends.

  Of please do said Ethel with a dainty blow at her nose.

  The earl disserppeard into the madding crowd and presently came back with a middle aged gentleman. This is Lord Hyssops he said my friend Miss Monticue he added genially.

  Ethel turned a dull yellaw. Lord Hyssops she said in a faint voice why it is Mr Salteena I know him well.

  [Pg 83] Hush cried the Earl it is a title bestowd recently by my friend the Prince of Wales.

  Yes indeed murmered Mr Salteena deeply flabbergasted by the ready wit of the earl.

  Oh indeed said Ethel in a peevish tone well how do you come to be here.

  I am stopping with his Lordship said Mr Salteena and have a set of compartments in the basement so there.

  I dont care said huffy Ethel I am in handsome rooms at the Gaierty.

  Nothing could be nicer I am sure struck in the earl what do you say Hyssops eh.

  Doubtless it is charming said Mr Salteena who was wanting peace tell me Ethel how did you leave Bernard.

  I have not left him said Ethel in an annoying voice I am stopping with him at the gaierty and we have been to lots of theaters and dances.

  Well I am glad you are enjoying yourself said Mr Salteena kindly you had been looking pale of late.

  [Pg 84] No wonder in your stuffy domain cried Ethel well have you got any more friends she added turning to the earl.

  Well I will see said the obliging earl and he once more disapeared.

  I dont know why you should turn against me Ethel said Mr Salteena in a low tone.

  Ethel patted her hair and looked very sneery. Well I call it very mystearious you going off and getting a title said Ethel and I think our friendship had better stop as no doubt you will soon be marrying a duchess or something.

  Not at all said Mr Salteena you must know Ethel he said blushing a deep red I always wished to marry you some fine day.

  This is news to me cried Ethel still peevish.

  But not to me murmered Mr Salteena and his voice trembled in his chest. I may add that I have always loved you and now I seem to do so madly he added passionately.

  [Pg 85] But I dont love you responded Ethel.

  But if you married me you might get to said Mr Salteena.

  I think not replied Ethel and all the same it is very kind of you to ask me and she smiled more nicely at him.

  This is agony cried Mr Salteena clutching hold of a table my life will be sour grapes and ashes without you.

  Be a man said Ethel in a gentle whisper and I shall always think of you in a warm manner.

  Well half a loaf is better than no bread
responded Mr Salteena in a gloomy voice and just then the earl reappeard with a very brisk lady in a tight silk dress whose name was called Lady Gay Finchling and her husband was a General but had been dead a few years. So this is Miss Monticue she began in a rarther high voice. Oh yes said Ethel and Mr Salteena wiped the foaming dew from his forehead. Little did Lady [Pg 86] Gay Finchling guess she had just disturbed a proposal of marrage.

  The Earl chimed into the conversation now and again and Lady Gay Finchling told several rarther witty stories to enliven the party. Then Bernard Clark came up and said they had better be going.

  Well goodbye Clincham he said I must say I have enjoyed this party most rechauffie I call it dont you Ethel.

  Most cried Ethel I suppose you often come she added in a tone of envy to Lady Gay Finchling.

  Pretty often said Lady G. F. well goodbye as I see you are in a hurry to be off and she dashed off towards the refreshment place.

  Goodbye Ethel said poor Mr Salteena in a spasam and he seized hold of her hand you will one day rue your wicked words farewell he repeated emphatically.

  Oh well goodbye said Ethel in a vage tone and then turning to the earl she said [Pg 87] I have enjoyed myself very much thankyou.

  Please dont mention it cried the earl well goodbye Bernard he added I shall look you up some day at your hotel.

  Yes do muttered Bernard always welcome Clincham old boy he added placing his blue crickit cap on his head and so saying he and Ethel left the gay scene and once more oozed fourth into the streets of London.

  [Pg 88] CHAPTER 9

  A PROPOSALE

  Next morning while imbibing his morning tea beneath his pink silken quilt Bernard decided he must marry Ethel with no more delay. I love the girl he said to himself and she must be mine but I somehow feel I can not propose in London it would not be seemly in the city of London. We must go for a day in the country and when surrounded by the gay twittering of the birds and the smell of the cows I will lay my suit at her feet and he waved his arm wildly at the gay thought. Then he sprang from bed and gave a rat tat at Ethels door.

  Are you up my dear he called.

  Well not quite said Ethel hastilly jumping from her downy nest.

  Be quick cried Bernard I have a plan to [Pg 89] spend a day near Windsor Castle and we will take our lunch and spend a happy day.

  Oh Hurrah shouted Ethel I shall soon be ready as I had my bath last night so wont wash very much now.

  No dont said Bernard and added in a rarther fervent tone through the chink of the door you are fresher than the rose my dear no soap could make you fairer.

  Then he dashed off very embarrased to dress. Ethel blushed and felt a bit excited as she heard the words and she put on a new white muslin dress in a fit of high spirits. She looked very beautifull with some red roses in her hat and the dainty red ruge in her cheeks looked quite the thing. Bernard heaved a sigh and his eyes flashed as he beheld her and Ethel thorght to herself what a fine type of manhood he reprisented with his nice thin legs in pale broun trousers and well fitting spats and a red rose in his button hole and rarther a sporting cap which gave him a great air [Pg 90] with its quaint check and little flaps to pull down if necesarry. Off they started the envy of all the waiters.

  They arrived at Windsor very hot from the jorney and Bernard at once hired a boat to row his beloved up the river. Ethel could not row but she much enjoyed seeing the tough sunburnt arms of Bernard tugging at the oars as she lay among the rich cushons of the dainty boat. She had a rarther lazy nature but Bernard did not know of this. However he soon got dog tired and sugested lunch by the mossy bank.

  Oh yes said Ethel quickly opening the sparkling champaigne.

  Dont spill any cried Bernard as he carved some chicken.

  They eat and drank deeply of the charming viands ending up with merangs and choclates.

  Let us now bask under the spreading trees said Bernard in a passiunate tone.

  Oh yes lets said Ethel and she opened her [Pg 91] dainty parasole and sank down upon the long green grass. She closed her eyes but she was far from asleep. Bernard sat beside her in profound silence gazing at her pink face and long wavy eye lashes. He puffed at his pipe for some moments while the larks gaily caroled in the blue sky. Then he edged a tri fle closer to Ethels form.

  Ethel he murmured in a trembly voice.

  Oh what is it said Ethel hastily sitting up.

  Words fail me ejaculated Bernard horsly my passion for you is intense he added fervently. It has grown day and night since I first beheld you.

  Oh said Ethel in supprise I am not prepared for this and she lent back against the trunk of the tree.

  Bernard placed one arm tightly round her. When will you marry me Ethel he uttered you must be my wife it has come to that I love you so intensly that if you say no I shall perforce dash my body to the [Pg 92] brink of yon muddy river he panted wildly.

  Oh dont do that implored Ethel breathing rarther hard.

  Then say you love me he cried.

  Oh Bernard she sighed fervently I certinly love you madly you are to me like a Heathen god she cried looking at his manly form and handsome flashing face I will indeed marry you.

  How soon gasped Bernard gazing at her intensly.

  As soon as possible said Ethel gently closing her eyes.

  My Darling whispered Bernard and he seiezed her in his arms we will be marrid next week.

  Oh Bernard muttered Ethel this is so sudden.

  No no cried Bernard and taking the bull by both horns he kissed her violently on her dainty face. My bride to be he murmered several times.

  [Pg 93] Ethel trembled with joy as she heard the mistick words.

  Oh Bernard she said little did I ever dream of such as this and she suddenly fainted into his out stretched arms.

  Oh I say gasped Bernard and laying the dainty burden on the grass he dashed to the waters edge and got a cup full of the fragrant river to pour on his true loves pallid brow.

  She soon came to and looked up with a sickly smile Take me back to the Gaierty hotel she whispered faintly.

  With plesure my darling said Bernard I will just pack up our viands ere I unloose the boat.

  Ethel felt better after a few drops of champagne and began to tidy her hair while Bernard packed the remains of the food. Then arm in arm they tottered to the boat.

  I trust you have not got an illness my darling murmured Bernard as he helped her in.

  [Pg 94] Oh no I am very strong said Ethel I fainted from joy she added to explain matters.

  Oh I see said Bernard handing her a cushon well some people do he added kindly and so saying they rowed down the dark stream now flowing silently beneath a golden moon. All was silent as the lovers glided home with joy in their hearts and radiunce on their faces only the sound of the mystearious water lapping against the frail vessel broke the monotony of the night.

  So I will end my chapter.

  [Pg 95] CHAPTER 10

  PREPARING FOR THE FRAY

  The next few days were indeed bussy for Ethel and Bernard. First of all Ethel got some dainty pink note paper with silver crest on it and sent out invitations in the following terms to all their frends.

  Miss Ethel Monticue will be married to Mr Bernard Clark at Westminster Abbey on June 10th. Your company is requested there at 2-30 sharp and afterwards for refreshment at the Gaierty Hotel. R.S.V.P.

  Having posted heaps of these and got several replies Ethel began to order her wedding dress which cost a good bit. She chose a rich satin with a humped pattern of gold on the pure white and it had a long train [Pg 96] edged with Airum lilies. Her veil was of pure lace with a crown of orange blossum. Her bouquett she ordered to be of white dog daisies St. Joseph lilies and orange blossums tied up with pale blue satin ribbon.

  You will indeed be a charming spectacle my darling gasped Bernard as they left the shop. Then they drove to the tailor where Bernard ordered an elligant black suit with coat tails lined with crimson satin and a pale lavender tie and an opera
hat of the same hue and he intended to wear violets in his buttonholes also his best white spats diamond studs and a few extras of costly air. They both ordered a lot of new clothes besides and Bernard gave Ethel a very huge tara made of rubies and diamonds also two rich bracelets and Ethel gave him a bran new trunk of shiny green leather. The earl of Clincham sent a charming gift of some hem stitched sheets edged with real lace and a photo of himself in a striking attitude. [Pg 97] Mr Salteena sent Ethel a bible with a few pious words of advice and regret and he sent Bernard a very handy little camp stool. Ethels parents were too poor to come so far but her Mother sent her a gold watch which did not go but had been some years in the family and her father provided a cheque for L2 and promised to send her a darling little baby calf when ready. Then they ordered the most splendid refreshments they had tea and coffie and sparkling wines to drink also a lovly wedding cake of great height with a sugar angel at the top holding a sword made of almond paste. They had countless cakes besides also ices jelly merangs jam tarts with plenty of jam on each some cold tongue some ham with salid and a pig's head done up in a wondrous manner. Ethel could hardly contain herself as she gazed at the sumpshious repast and Bernard gave her a glass of rich wine while he imbibed some whiskey before going to bed. Ethel got speedilly into her [Pg 98] bed for the last time at the dear old Gaierty and shed a few salt tears thinking of her past life but she quickly cheerd up and began to plan about how many children she would have. I hope I shall have a good lot she thourght to herself and so saying fell into repose.

  [Pg 99] CHAPTER 11

  THE WEDDING

  The Abbey was indeed thronged next day when Ethel and Bernard cantered up in a very fine carrage drawn by two prancing steeds who foamed a good deal. In the porch stood several clean altar boys who conducted the lucky pair up the aile while the organ pealed a merry blast The mighty edifice was packed and seated in the front row was the Earl of Clincham looking very brisk as he was going to give Ethel away at the correct moment. Beside him sat Mr Salteena all in black and looking bitterly sad and he ground his teeth as Ethel came marching up. There were some merry hymns and as soon as Ethel and Bernard were one the clergyman began a sermon about Adam and Eve and the serpent and [Pg 100] Mr Salteena cried into his large handkerchief and the earl kept on nudging him as his sniffs were rarther loud. Then the wedding march pealed fourth and doun the church stepped Ethel and Bernard as husband and wife. Into the cab they got and speedelly dashed off to the Gaierty. The wedding refreshments were indeed a treat to all and even Mr Salteena cheered up when he beheld the wedding cake and sparkling wines. Then the earl got up and made a very fine speech about marrage vows and bliss and he quoted several good bits from the bible which got a lot of applause. Bernard replied in good round terms. I thank your lordship for those kind remarks he said in clear tones I expect we shall be as happy as a lark and I hope you will all be ditto some day. Here Here muttered a stray lady in the crowd and down sat Bernard while Ethel went up to change her wedding garment for a choice pink velvit dress with a golden gurdle and a very chick tocque. Bernard [Pg 101] also put on a new suit of blue stripe and some silk socks and clean under clothing. Hurah hurah shouted the guests as the pair reappeard in the aforesaid get ups. Then everybody got a bag of rice and sprinkled on the pair and Mr Salteena sadly threw a white tennis shoe at them wiping his eyes the while. Off drove the happy pair and the guests finished up the food. The happy pair went to Egypt for there Honymoon as they thought it would be a nice warm spot and they had never seen the wondrous land. Ethel was a bit sick on the boat but Bernard braved the storm in manly style. However Ethel had recovered by the time they got to Egypt and here we will leave them for a merry six weeks of bliss while we return to England.