“So?”
“So what happened to piss you off? Who’s coming?” Jonathan could tell by his friend’s expression that he’d answered his own question. Sure enough. “Oh. Rand.”
“Yeah, Rand.”
Kyle frowned. “Well, so what? This isn’t high school and you’re not the same person you were back then. Heck, you’re not the same person you were three months ago. Are you gonna let Rand intimidate you?”
As a matter of fact, yes.
“I’ll bet he’s got a gut on him now. Probably losing his hair, too,” Kyle threw in for extra measure.
“Not according to the picture he sent.”
“Oh. Well, what do you care? Rand’s not competition for you anymore.” Kyle’s face clouded. “Wait a minute. There wasn’t someone you were hoping to hook up with, was there?”
“No.” He could feel his cheeks heating. Where was his poker face when he needed it?
Kyle pointed an accusing finger at him. “Lissa.”
Jonathan tried to cover up his embarrassment with bluster. “There’s nobody I want to see. All those people are a bunch of fatheads.”
“Except Lissa. You always had the hots for her. Damn it all, Jon, I thought you’d kicked that habit.”
“I did,” Jonathan muttered.
“Yeah, I can tell. Come on, buddy, don’t do this to yourself. You’re in la-la land, just like I was with Jillian.”
Well, he liked it in la-la land. He busied himself putting away the cards and poker chips.
“Okay, so you’ve still got it bad for Lissa. I think you’re nuts, but okay,” Kyle said. “Then what are you doing running away like a nerd chicken because Rand’s coming? I heard he’s married. He’ll probably have the wife in tow.”
Jonathan shook his head. “He’s divorced. He’ll be out looking for someone to hook up with.” And they both knew what that meant.
“I still think you should go,” Kyle said.
That was the last thing he wanted to do—go to the reunion and watch Rand and Lissa hook up again.
“If you don’t, you’re just giving her to him on a silver platter,” Kyle said. “But hey, it’s your life,” he added, and left.
Yes, it was. And if he wanted to give up and be alone and miserable, he could.
He put the beer bottles in the recycle bin, then went to bed. He had a half-finished Vanessa Valentine paperback lying on his nightstand. He ignored it, turned out the light and rolled over. Screw Vanessa Valentine. Screw Rand. Screw the reunion. Screw everyone and everything. And with those pleasant thoughts, he drifted off to sleep.
Where he dreamed once more that he was at the Icicle Falls High reunion. This time they were all at the dining hall at the Icicle Creek Lodge and he was a waiter, serving everyone. A waiter dressed in a clown suit. Bearing a silver platter under a big silver dome, he came to where Rand sat yukking it up with Feron Prince and Cam Gordon. He bent over Rand and lifted the lid to reveal a miniature Lissa, laid out like a roast pig with an apple in her mouth.
“All right,” Rand said, rubbing his hands together. “Just what I’ve been wanting. Thanks, Jonathan.”
He took the apple out of Lissa’s mouth and she looked beseechingly at Jonathan and cried in a tiny voice, “Help, Jonathan! Save me!”
He awoke with a start, sat up and blinked. What the heck was that?
Last call for the reunion, that was what.
Okay, he was going.
Chapter Nineteen
Class of 1998 Reunion Schedule of Events (Welcome, Grizzlies!)
Friday, 5:00–7:00 p.m.
Cocktail party at Icicle Creek Lodge,
followed by dinner
Saturday, 9:00 a.m.
Grizzly Girls breakfast at Breakfast Haus
followed by shopping
Saturday, 9:00 a.m.
Grizzly golf tournament at the
Mountain Meadows Golf Course
Saturday, 12:00–4:00 p.m.
Grizzly grub picnic at Riverwalk Park
Saturday 8:00 p.m.–midnight
Dance at Festival Hall
Sunday, 10:00 a.m.–12:00 p.m.
Farewell brunch at Icicle Creek Lodge
The third weekend in August had finally arrived. This was it. Jonathan was scrubbed and shaved and dressed to kill in new shoes (dark loafers, no socks), jeans with a hip shirt, tie and a white linen blazer. He nudged his glasses in place, even though they already were perfectly settled on his nose, and examined himself in the mirror. His chest had broadened and he was now sporting a six-pack under his shirt. Or the beginnings of one, anyway. Maybe he could survive this.
Of course he could survive this. He had a new look and a smooth tongue.
And a red rose he’d picked from his mother’s garden to give Lissa. He’d considered a number of memorable romantic gestures he could make. His first thought had been to hang a banner over the door of the Icicle Creek Lodge proclaiming Welcome, Lissa. Except he’d decided Tina would probably take it down, not wanting to single out anyone in particular (unless it was herself). Anyway, he’d tried the anonymous gesture before, back in high school, and that had backfired. If he was going to do something romantic, he needed to make sure he got the credit for it. He’d also thought of having the band play a special song just for her. This goes out to Lissa from Jonathan. That had seemed like a good idea when it first struck, but the more he’d mulled it over, the less he’d liked it. It made him think of people sitting at home at night, listening to the radio. Play Misty for Me. He’d seen that old movie on the classics channel, and he didn’t want to do anything that might come across as psycho. Hiring a limo and picking her up to take her to the first event? What if she’d made plans to go with a girlfriend? Or Rand. (There was a depressing thought.) In the end he’d settled on the rose. It was tasteful and classy. Like the new him.
Chica, who’d been watching him, followed him out the front door, whining.
“Sorry,” he told her. “This is a human party. You can’t come.”
He gave her head a good rub and in return she gave his hand a little nip that might or might not have been playful.
“You stay here and guard the house. Okay?”
She lay down on the porch with a groan.
“I’ll be back,” he said. Hopefully, not until late.
Rose in hand, he climbed into his Volkswagen Beetle and made the short drive to the Icicle Creek Lodge. Tina and her decorating crew had gone all out. Across the front door hung a banner that said Welcome Home, Class of 1998. Once inside the lodge, he saw flowers and balloons everywhere in their school colors of red and gold. A few people were chatting in the lobby—he recognized Bobby Burns, basketball star, and his pal John Corallo, as well as April Anderson, who’d been president of the Grizzly Girls.
He ducked past them and followed the noise to the dining hall, which was packed with tables covered with linen tablecloths and fancy settings, and people standing about, already enjoying drinks and reminiscing. His heart rate began to pick up. He forced himself to walk into his past.
Feron Prince seemed to be six inches taller than the last time Kyle had seen him and had bulked up even more. No beer belly there. At his side stood a woman who looked like Beyonce’s kid cousin. The huge rock on her finger said they belonged together. Next to him, Cam Gordon stood with a drink in his hand. Cam hadn’t weathered the past fifteen years as well as Feron. His hair was thinning and he was starting to grow a gut. But the clothes he wore said he’d also been growing his bank account. Two other former jocks joined them. Jonathan could feel the waves of testosterone coming at him. He turned his gaze in a different direction.
In another part of the room, several women were gathered around Daphne Robard, laughing hysterically. Another group of women nearby included Heidi Schwartz, who was showing off a
picture on her phone, probably of her kid. He wished he had something, anything, to show off.
He started to pass another group of chatting women. One of them looked appreciatively at him and waved him over. It was Tessa Newton. She’d been a cheerleader.
“Hi, there,” she greeted him. “Are you here with someone?”
“Uh, no.” Oh, boy. Great way to be suave. He tried again. “Just here by myself, looking for pretty ladies.” That sounded dumb.
Dumb or not, Tessa ate it up. She grinned at him, revealing a dimple. “I’m Tessa.” She held out a hand for him to shake.
Of course she didn’t recognize him. He was tempted to be a smart mouth. I’m Jason Bourne. Instead, he opted for politeness and took her hand. “You probably don’t remember me. I’m Jonathan Templar.”
“J-Jonathan?” she stammered.
He smiled at that. It looked like clothes did, indeed, make the man.
She blinked, obviously trying to line up what she was seeing with the image she had stored in her memory bank.
“Nice seeing you, Tessa.” Not really. He moved on.
“Jonathan, hi.”
He turned to see a guy in slacks and a button-down shirt waving at him. He’d lost the specs but he was still as skinny as ever. Darrell Hornsby, one of his old chess club buddies. Jonathan smiled, happy to see a friendly face. And who was that standing next to the friendly face? He gasped at the curvy brunette in the clingy black dress. She resembled a movie star. Or a high-class hooker. What was she doing with Darrell?
Jonathan moved over to where they stood and said hello.
“You look good,” Darrell said, taking in Jonathan’s new clothes. “What happened?”
“Darrell!” the woman chided in soft tones.
“Oh, sorry. I mean, well, gosh, you look good.”
“Thanks.” All his hard work had been worth it. Now, if only Lissa would notice. Where was she?
“Meet Bridget,” Darrell said.
“Hi, Bridget.”
“Nice to meet you,” she said, looking him over and smiling. “Darrell’s told me a lot about you.”
What was there to tell? “Uh, really?” Smooth. Jonathan got in touch with his inner Todd Black. “Well, I can see why he didn’t tell me anything about you. I wouldn’t want to share, either, if you were mine.” Not that he’d seen Darrell or talked to him in the past five years but it sounded nice.
It sounded nice to Bridget, too. She beamed at him. Oh, yeah. He had his suave on. He could do this.
“You’re never going to guess where Bridget and I met,” Darrell said.
He wasn’t even going to try.
“Online. There’s this site for people who are too busy with their careers to date.”
Jonathan remembered that Darrell had a software company. He was clearly doing okay.
“It specializes in—” Here Darrell faltered.
Fortune Hunters? “Matching beautiful women with successful men?” Jonathan supplied.
“That’s it,” Darrell said, grinning.
Jonathan didn’t know a lot about women’s jewelry but he did know expensive when he saw it, and the necklace Bridget was wearing couldn’t be cheap. Kudos to Darrell, he decided. The guy had done well. He’d bribed a beautiful woman to be with him and he’d probably impress everyone at the reunion.
“Well, they did a terrific job,” Jonathan said, trying not to stare at Bridget’s boobs. “Hey, I need to, uh—” He pointed in the general direction of the crowd.
“Okay,” Darrell said. “We’ll catch up with you later.”
Jonathan nodded and started to move away.
Now here came Kyle and Mindy. “Man, what a crowd, huh?” Kyle said.
Don’t remind me, Jonathan thought. There were a few people he was looking forward to talking to—some of the chess gang, a couple of old buddies from band, but for the most part he was in hostile territory.
“Hi, Jonathan,” Mindy said. “It’s nice to see you again.”
“Thanks,” Jonathan said, trying to surreptitiously scan the crowd.
“Want us to save you a couple of seats at dinner?” Kyle offered.
A couple of seats, that was thinking positive. Yeah, think positive. “Sure,” Jonathan said, and returned to his hunt for Lissa.
She had to be here somewhere. He craned his neck, trying to see past the dressed-to-impress herd. The crowd shifted, and he caught sight of the bar set up in one corner of the dining hall. There, a little off to the right with a martini glass in her hand, talking to Laurie Poznick, stood Lissa.
He didn’t want to go over and talk to Lissa with another woman standing there, but she’d probably have someone standing next to her for the whole cocktail party. There would be no perfect time to make his first move. Now he saw—oh, no!—Rand in all his muscled glory approaching from another corner of the room, zeroing in on Lissa like a stealth bomber. No beer gut there, no hair loss. Rand looked as good as he had in high school. No, better—more filled out, more mature. He was a man in his prime.
Jonathan’s grip on his rose tightened. A thorn pricked him and he swore under his breath. Once Rand reached Lissa, he’d never leave her side. She’d end up going in to dinner with him, and Jonathan wouldn’t stand a chance.
He shouldered his way through the crowd, practicing his line as he went. Look at you. I could do it all night. Look at you. I could do it all night. Look at you.
Yes, look at her. She was so beautiful, wearing a blue sundress, her hair hanging in golden waves down past her neck.
Look at you. I could do it all night.
Now he was practically in front of her. She was even more beautiful close up. He took in those pretty lips, all pink and glossy, and his mouth went dry.
Laurie saw him first and smiled. Then Lissa turned her head. Now what was it he was going to say? Looking. Something about looking.
“Uh, Lissa,” he said, and held out the flower.
“Oh, Jonathan, how sweet! I was hoping you’d be here. Wow. You could be on the cover of a magazine.”
“I could look at you doing it all night,” he blurted. Wait a minute. That had come out all wrong.
Lissa’s eyebrows drew together and Laurie frowned at him as if he was a perv.
“I mean, I could look at you all night,” Jonathan amended. His face was a raging inferno. He turned to the bar and grabbed a water bottle. Stress (or all those workouts) had apparently given him superhuman strength and he about throttled the bottle taking the cap off. Water gushed out like a miniature Old Faithful, spilling down his shirt and onto his pants.
Laurie giggled and even Lissa was smiling.
Jonathan managed a nervous grin. “Uh, cheap plastic.”
“I guess,” Laurie said.
He had to get out of here before he did anything else dumb. “I’d better, uh...” Go shoot myself and be done with it.
He backed up, encountered a body and spun around, spilling the rest of the contents of his water bottle on Daphne, who’d been heading full steam for the bar.
“What the hell?”
“Oh, uh, sorry, Daphne,” he said, and put out a hand to wipe off the rivulets. Only...they were running down her breasts. Not a good idea. He yanked his hand away.
She scowled at him. “You ought to wear a sign that says Hazardous,” she snapped.
“Sorry,” he mumbled, and beat it, retreating to the farthest side of the dining room, willing his hands to stop sweating and his heart to calm down. How many people had seen that?
Now Rand was with Lissa and Laurie. He said something and Lissa smiled. Was it an I’m-majorly-glad-to-see-you smile or simply a polite one? Had she thought of Rand these past few years?
There he stood, well-groomed and well-dressed. Expensively dressed, with a fanc
y signet ring on his right hand so all the world could see he had money.
Money wasn’t everything.
And no ring on his left hand, so all the world could see he was on the prowl.
Now he leaned over and whispered in Lissa’s ear and her cheeks turned pink. What had he said? Probably that he could look at her all night. Rand would, naturally, get the line correct.
Jonathan became aware of a presence looming next to him. Feron Prince.
Oh, no. Fresh torture.
“Glad to see you here, Jon,” Feron said.
Jonathan couldn’t imagine why. “Uh, same here,” he managed, even though it was a total lie.
“I missed the ten-year.”
What a shame.
“There’s something I’ve been wanting to say to you.”
Jonathan looked at him suspiciously. “What?”
“I’m sorry I was such a damned bully in high school. I acted like a real shit stuffing you in that locker and I’ve felt bad about it for years.”
Jonathan blinked. Feron Prince was apologizing to him? “It’s okay.”
“It’s not. It never was. But thanks for saying that.” He held out a hand and Jonathan shook it. Obviously nerds weren’t the only ones who could change....
Jonathan’s thoughts were interrupted by the squeal of a microphone. Tina had one and was now tapping it. “Is this on?”
Well, duh.
She tapped it again. “Welcome, everyone, to our fifteen-year reunion. I’m glad so many of you could make it.”
It would have been nice if a certain one of them hadn’t. Darn it all, why couldn’t Rand have stayed married and stayed home?
“I think they’re about ready to start serving, so let’s all find our seats.”
Rand put a hand on Lissa’s back and began to steer her toward a table.
Never, never, never, never give up. Go sit on the other side of her, Jonathan commanded himself.
Keeping an eye on Rand and Lissa, he began to move toward their table. He’d almost reached them when he realized that Laurie was taking the other seat next to her. What would Winston Churchill do?
He had no idea, but he knew what he was going to do. He passed the table Kyle had chosen, motioning to his destination. Kyle nodded and gave him a thumbs-up as he weaved his way past chatting classmates toward her table to claim a seat opposite them.
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