“We’re a bunch of nuts,” Tate said finally. “A shipload of psychos who got wrecked by a chance meteor.”
“Don’t kid yourself,” Horstokowski snapped. “There wasn’t anything chance about that meteor.”
Fisher giggled hysterically. “More paranoid talk. Good God, all these attacks—hallucinations—all in our minds!”
Lanoir poked vaguely at the piles of tape. “What are we to believe? Are there any attackers?”
“We’ve been defending ourselves against them for five years!” Portbane retorted. “Isn’t that proof enough?”
“Have you ever seen them?” Fisher asked slyly.
“We’re up against the best agents in the galaxy. Terran shock troops and military spies, carefully trained in subversion and sabotage. They’re too clever to show themselves.”
“They wrecked the bridge-system,” O’Keefe said. “It’s true we didn’t see them, but the bridge is sure as hell in ruins.”
“Maybe it was badly built,” Fisher pointed out. “Maybe it just collapsed.”
“Things don’t ‘just collapse’! There’s a reason for all these things that have been happening.”
“Like what?” Tate demanded.
“Weekly poison gas attacks,” Portbane said. “Metallic wastes in the water supply, to name only two.”
“And bacteriological crystals,” Daniels added.
“Maybe none of these things exist,” Lanoir argued. “But how are we to prove it? If we’re all insane, how would we know?”
“There are over a hundred of us,” Domgraf-Schwach said. “We’ve all experienced these attacks. Isn’t that proof enough?”
“A myth can be picked up by a whole society, believed and taught to the next generation. Gods, fairies, witches—believing a thing doesn’t make it true. For centuries, Terrans believed the Earth was flat.”
“If all foot-rulers grow to thirteen inches,” Fisher asked, “how would anybody know? One of them would have to stay twelve inches long, a non-variable, a constant. We’re a bunch of inaccurate rulers, each thirteen inches long. We need one non-paranoid for comparison.”
“Or maybe this is all part of their strategy,” Silberman said. “Maybe they rigged up that control cabin and planted those tapes there.”
“This ought to be no different from trying to test any belief,” Portbane explained. “What’s the characteristic of a scientific test?”
“It can be duplicated,” Fisher said promptly. “Look, we’re going around in circles. We’re trying to measure ourselves. You can’t take your ruler, either twelve inches or thirteen inches long, and ask it to measure itself. No instrument can test its own accuracy.”
“Wrong,” Portbane answered calmly. “I can put together a valid, objective test.”
“There’s no such test!” Tate shouted excitedly.
“There sure as hell is. And inside of a week, I’ll have it set up.”
“Gas!” the soldier shouted. On all sides, sirens wailed into life. Women and children scrambled for their masks. Heavy-duty cannon rumbled up from subsurface chambers and took up positions. Along the perimeter of the bog, the fusing bugs were searing away a ribbon of muck. Searchlights played out into the fern-thick darkness.
Portbane snapped off the cock of the steel tank and signaled the workmen. The tank was rolled quickly away from the sea of mud and seared weeds.
“All right,” Portbane gasped. “Get it below.”
He emerged in the subsurface chamber as the cylinder was being rolled into position.
“That cylinder,” Portbane said, “should contain hydrocyanic vapor. It’s a sampling made at the site of the attack.”
“This is useless,” Fisher complained. “They’re attacking and here we stand!”
Portbane signaled the workmen and they began laying out the test apparatus. “There will be two samples, precipitates of different vapors, each clearly marked and labeled A and B. One comes from the cylinder filled at the scene of the attack. The other is condensed from air taken out of this room.”
“Suppose we describe both as negative?” Silberman asked worriedly. “Won’t that throw your test off?”
“Then we’ll take more tests. After a couple of months, if we still haven’t got anything but negative findings, then the attack hypothesis is destroyed.”
“We may see both as positive,” Tate said, perplexed.
“In that case, we’re dead right now. If we see both samples as positive, I think the case for the paranoid hypothesis has been proved.”
After a moment, Domgraf-Schwach reluctantly agreed. “One is the control. If we maintain that it isn’t possible to get a control sample that is free of hydrocyanic acid . . .”
“Pretty damn slick,” O’Keefe admitted. “You start from the one known factor—our own existence. We can’t very well doubt that.”
“Here are all the choices,” Portbane said. “Both positive means we’re psychotic. Both negative means either the attack was a false alarm or there are no attackers. One positive and one negative would indicate there are real attackers, that we’re fully sane and rational.” He glanced around at the camp leads. “But we’ll all have to agree which sample is which.”
“Our reactions will be recorded secretly?” Tate asked.
“Tabulated and punched by the mechanical eye. Tallied by machinery. Each of us will make an individual discrimination.”
After a pause, Fisher said, “I’ll try it.” He came forward, leaned over the colorimeter and studied the two samples intently. He alternated them for a time and then firmly grabbed the check-stylus.
“You’re sure?” Domgraf-Schwach asked. “You really know which is the negative control sample?”
“I know.” Fisher noted his findings on the punch sheet and moved away.
“I’m next,” Tate said, impatiently pushing up. “Let’s get this over with.”
One by one, the men examined the two samples, recorded their findings, and then moved off to stand waiting uneasily.
“All right,” Portbane said finally. “I’m the last one.” He peered down briefly, scribbled his results, then pushed the equipment away. “Give me the readings,” he told the workmen by the scanner.
A moment later, the findings were flashed up for everyone to see.
Fisher A
Tate A
O’Keefe B
Horstokowski B
Silberman B
Daniels B
Portbane A
Domgraf-Schwach B
Lanoir A
“I’ll be damned,” Silberman said softly. “As simple as that. We’re paranoids.”
“You cluck!” Tate shouted at Horstokowski. “It was A, not B! How the hell could you get it wrong?”
“B was as bright as a searchlight!” Domgraf-Schwach answered furiously. “A was completely colorless!”
O’Keefe pushed forward. “Which was it, Portbane? Which was the positive sample?”
“I don’t know,” Portbane confessed. “How could any of us be sure?”
The buzzer on Domgraf-Schwach’s desk clicked and he snapped on the vidscreen.
The face of a soldier-operator appeared. “The attack’s over, sir. We drove them away.”
Domgraf-Schwach smiled ironically. “Catch any of them?”
“No, sir. They slipped back into the bog. I think we hit a couple, though. We’ll go out tomorrow and try to find the corpses.”
“You think you’ll find them?”
“Well, the bog usually swallows them up. But maybe this time—”
“All right,” Domgraf-Schwach interrupted. “If this turns out to be an exception, let me know.” He broke the circuit.
“Now what?” Daniels inquired icily.
“There’s no point in continuing work on the ship,” O’Keefe said. “Why was
te our time bombing empty bogs?”
“I suggest we keep working on the ship,” Tate contradicted.
“Why?” O’Keefe asked.
“So we can head for Fomalhaut and give ourselves up to the hospital station.”
Silberman stared at him incredulously. “Turn ourselves in? Why not stay here? We’re not harming anybody.”
“No, not yet. It’s the future I’m thinking of, centuries from now.”
“We’ll be dead.”
“Those of us in this room, sure, but what about our descendants?”
“He’s right,” Lanoir conceded. “Eventually our descendants will fill this whole solar system. Sooner or later, our ships might spread over the galaxy.” He tried to smile, but his muscles would not respond. “The tapes point out how tenacious paranoids are. They cling fanatically to their fixed beliefs. If our descendants expand into Terran regions, there’ll be a fight and we might win because we’re more one-track. We would never deviate.”
“Fanatics,” Daniels whispered.
“We’ll have to keep this information from the rest of the camp,” O’Keefe said.
“Absolutely,” Fisher agreed. “We’ll have to keep them thinking the ship is for H-bomb attacks. Otherwise, we’ll have one hell of a situation on our hands.”
They began moving numbly toward the sealed door.
“Wait a minute,” Domgraf-Schwach said urgently. “The two workmen.” He started back, while some of them went out into the corridor, the rest back toward their seats.
And then it happened.
Silberman fired first. Fisher screamed as half of him vanished in swirling particles of radioactive ash. Silberman dropped to one knee and fired up at Tate. Tate leaned back and brought out his own B-pistol. Daniels stepped from the path of Lanoir’s beam. It missed him and struck the first row of seats.
Lanoir calmly crept along the wall through the billowing clouds of smoke. A figure loomed ahead; he raised his gun and fired. The figure fell to one side and fired back. Lanoir staggered and collapsed like a deflated balloon and Silberman hurried on.
At his desk, Domgraf-Schwach was groping wildly for his escape button. His fingers touched it, but as he depressed the stud, a blast from Portbane’s pistol removed the top of his head. The lifeless corpse stood momentarily, then was whisked to “safety” by the intricate apparatus beneath the desk.
“This way!” Portbane shouted, above the sizzle of the B-blasts. “Come on, Tate!”
Various beams were turned in his direction. Half the chamber burst apart and thundered down, disintegrating into rubble and flaming debris. He and Tate scrambled for one of the emergency exits. Behind them, the others hurried, firing savagely.
Horstokowski found the exit and slid past the jammed lock. He fired as the two figures raced up the passage ahead of him. One of them stumbled, but the other grabbed at him and they hobbled off together. Daniels was a better shot. As Tate and Portbane emerged on the surface, one of Daniels’ blasts undercut the taller of the two.
Portbane continued running a little way, and then silently pitched face-forward against the side of a plastic house, a gloomy square of opaque blackness against the night sky.
“Where’d they go?” Silberman demanded hoarsely, as he appeared at the mouth of the passage. His right arm had been torn away by Lanoir’s blast. The stump was seared hard.
“I got one of them.” Daniels and O’Keefe approached the inert figure warily. “It’s Portbane. That leaves Tate. We got three of the four. Not bad, on such short notice.”
“Tate’s damn smart,” Silberman panted. “I think he suspected.”
He scanned the darkness around them. Soldiers, returning from the gas attack, came hurrying up. Searchlights rumbled toward the scene of the shooting. Off in the distance, sirens wailed.
“Which way did he go?” Daniels asked.
“Over toward the bog.”
O’Keefe moved cautiously along the narrow street. The others came slowly behind.
“You were the first to realize,” Horstokowski said to Silberman. “For a while, I believed the test. Then I realized we were being tricked—the four of them were plotting in unison.”
“I didn’t expect four of them,” Silberman admitted. “I knew there was at least one Terran spy among us. But Lanoir . . .”
“I always knew Lanoir was a Terran agent,” O’Keefe declared flatly. “I wasn’t surprised at the test results. They gave themselves away by faking their findings.”
Silberman waved over a group of soldiers. “Have Tate picked up and brought here. He’s somewhere at the periphery of the camp.”
The soldiers hurried away, dazed and muttering. Alarm bells dinned shrilly on all sides. Figures scampered back and forth. Like a disturbed ant colony, the whole camp was alive with excitement.
“In other words,” Daniels said, “the four of them really saw the same as we. They saw B as the positive sample, but they put down A instead.”
“They knew we’d put down B,” O’Keefe said, “since B was the positive sample taken from the attack site. All they had to do was record the opposite. The results seemed to substantiate Lanoir’s paranoid theory, which was why Portbane set up the test in the first place. It was planned a long time ago—part of their overall job.”
“Lanoir dug up the tapes in the first place!” Daniels exclaimed. “Fisher and he planted them down in the ruins of the ship. Portbane got us to accept his testing device.”
“What were they trying to do?” Silberman asked suddenly. “Why were they trying to convince us we’re paranoids?”
“Isn’t it obvious?” O’Keefe replied. “They wanted us to turn ourselves in. The Terran monkey men naturally are trying to choke off the race that’s going to supplant them. We won’t surrender, of course. The four of them were clever—they almost had me convinced. When the results flashed up five to four, I had a momentary doubt. But then I realized what an intricate strategy they had worked out.”
Horstokowski examined his B-pistol. “I’d like to get hold of Tate and wring the whole story from him, the whole damn account of their planning, so we’d have it in black and white.”
“You’re still not convinced?” Daniels inquired.
“Of course. But I’d like to hear him admit it.”
“I doubt if well see Tate again,” O’Keefe said. “He must have reached the Terran lines by now. He’s probably sitting in a big inter-system military transport, giving his story to gold-braid Terran officials. I’ll bet they’re moving up heavy guns and shock troops while we stand here.”
“We’d better get busy,” Daniels said sharply. “We’ll repair the ship and load it with H-bombs. After we wipe out their bases here, we’ll carry the war to them. A few raids on the Sol System ought to teach them to leave us alone.”
Horstokowski grinned. “It’ll be an uphill fight—we’re alone against a whole galaxy. But I think we’ll take care of them. One of us is worth a million Terran monkey men.”
Tate lay trembling in the dark tangle of weeds. Dripping black stalks of nocturnal vegetables clutched and stirred around him. Poisonous night insects slithered across the surface of the fetid bog.
He was covered with slime. His clothing was torn and ripped. Somewhere along the way, he had lost his B-pistol. His right shoulder ached; he could hardly move his arm. Bones broken, probably. He was too numb and dazed to care. He lay facedown in the sticky muck and closed his eyes.
He didn’t have a chance. Nobody survived in the bogs. He feebly smashed an insect oozing across his neck. It squirmed in his hand and then, reluctantly, died. For a long time, its dead legs kicked.
The probing stalk of a stinging snail began tracing webs across Tate’s inert body. As the sticky pressure of the snail crept heavily onto him, he heard the first faint far-off sounds of the camp going into action. For a time, it meant nothing to him. Th
en he understood—and shuddered miserably, helplessly.
The first phase of the big offensive against Earth was already moving into high gear.
About the Author
Philip K. Dick (1928-1982) was an American science-fiction novelist, short-story writer and essayist. A contemporary of Ursula K. Le Guin, Dick’s first short story, “Beyond Lies the Wub,” was published shortly after his high-school graduation. Many of Dick’s works drew upon his personal experiences with drug abuse, addressing topics such as paranoia and schizophrenia, transcendental experiences and alternate reality, and the childhood death of his twin sister is reflected through the recurring theme of the “phantom twin” in many of his novels. Despite ongoing financial troubles and issues with the IRS, Dick had a prolific writing career, winning both the Hugo Award and the Nebula Award multiple times. Some of his most famous novels and stories—A Scanner Darkly, “The Minority Report”, “Paycheck,” and Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? (adapted into the film Blade Runner)—have been adapted for film. Dick died in 1982.
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