by LuAnn McLane
Table of Contents
Title Page
Copyright Page
Dedication
Acknowledgements
Chapter 1 - Sweet Southern Comfort
Chapter 2 - A Cold Blast from the Past
Chapter 3 - Who’s the Boss?
Chapter 4 - Top-shelf
Chapter 5 - Just Do It
Chapter 6 - Caught Up in the Moment
Chapter 7 - Thinking Outside the Bun
Chapter 8 - Rock Soup
Chapter 9 - Check, Please!
Chapter 10 - Spring Fever
Chapter 11 - The Only Game in Town
Chapter 12 - Cowboy Up
Chapter 13 - Walking on Sunshine
Chapter 14 - It’s Five O’clock Somewhere
Chapter 15 - Islands in the Stream
Chapter 16 - Play Ball!
Chapter 17 - Take Me Out to the Ball Game!
Chapter 18 - The Games People Play
Chapter 19 - Once More with Feeling
Chapter 20 - Crazy Love
Chapter 21 - Hit Me with Your Best Shot
Chapter 22 - Let’s Get the Party Started
Chapter 23 - No Doubt
Chapter 24 - Love on the Rocks
Chapter 25 - Oh, What a Night!
Chapter 26 - If the Flip-flop Fits
Chapter 27 - Just One Thing
Teaser chapter
Praise for LuAnn McLane
He’s No Prince Charming
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—The Best Reviews
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—Book Binge
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Redneck Cinderella
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—The Best Reviews
“A pure delight… . Ms. McLane is the queen of Southern, romantic comedy.”
—Manic Readers
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A Little Less Talk and a Lot More Action
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Trick My Truck but Don’t Mess with My Heart
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Dancing Shoes and Honky-Tonk Blues
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—Romance Junkies
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—Romance Reviews Today
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Dark Roots and Cowboy Boots
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Wild Ride
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Hot Summer Nights
“Bright, sexy, and very entertaining.”
—New York Times bestselling author Lori Foster
“Spicy.”
—A Romance Review
“Superhot summer romance … a fun read, especially for fans of baseball and erotica. This one earns four of Cupid’s five arrows.”
—BellaOnline
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—Fallen Angel Reviews
ALSO BY LUANN MCLANE
CONTEMPORARY ROMANCES
He’s No Prince Charming
Redneck Cinderella
A Little Less Talk and a Lot More Action
Trick My Truck but Don’t Mess with My Heart
Dancing Shoes and Honky-Tonk Blues
Dark Roots and Cowboy Boots
EROTIC ROMANCES
“Hot Whisper” in Wicked Wonderland anthology
Driven by Desire
Love, Lust, and Pixie Dust
Hot Summer Nights
Wild Ride
Taking Care of Business
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Acknowledgments
I would like to give heartfelt thanks to the editorial staff at New American Library. It takes a team to get a great book on the shelf, and I am grateful to each and every one of you. I especially want to extend a very special thanks to Jesse Feldman for keeping me on track and to Laura Cifelli for challenging me to grow and get better with each book. I truly appreciate your dedication and hard work. And, as always, thanks to my dear agent, Jenny Bent. You have believed in me from the beginning, and I can’t thank you enough. Finally, thank you to my readers. Your kind words keep my fingers on the keyboard.
1
Sweet Southern Comfort
WELCOME TO CRICKET CREEK, KENTUCKY, BIRTHPLACE OF NOAH FALCON, Noah read as he drove his red Corvette convertible past the city-limits sign. He had won several awards as a major-league relief pitcher, but this little bit of hometown recognition never failed to bring a smile to his face. Of course, he’d never dreamed he would be returning home to audition for the community theater. His life wasn’t exactly going as planned.
Noah’s smile faded as he turned onto Main Street. The once-thriving little town was all but deserted, even on a Saturday afternoon. Several of the shops had FOR LEASE Signs in the windows, and other storefronts were looking run-down.
He supposed that the sluggish economy had taken its toll on the small river town where the locals earned a living on charter boating and tourism. He guessed that here, like everywhere else, it was difficult for the local stores and restaurants to compete with nearby suburban chains. Some of the antiques shops had survived, and he smiled when he stopped at the red light and spotted Myra’s Diner, where he had consumed many a cherry Coke, double cheeseburger, and giant onion rings with his rowdy teammates after high school baseball games.
As Noah idled there at the light, he remembered Myra Robinson, as feisty as she was tiny, who had somehow managed to keep Noah and his cronies pretty much in line. All she had to do was raise one eyebrow in their direction and they would pipe down … well, at least for a minute or two. He also recalled Myra’s niece, Jessica, who had caused quite a stir when she had shown up on her aunt’s doorstep pregnant at sixteen. But free-spirited Myra lived by her own rules. She had taken her niece in and after sweet little Madison was born, she charmed the town with her mop of blond curls and big blue eyes. Noah shook his head thinking that here he was, twenty years later, auditioning for a play that Jessica’s daughter wrote. As he passed the diner he did notice that there seemed to be some construction going on inside and hoped it meant that the restaurant remained on solid ground.
“Yes!” Noah shot a celebratory fist into the air when he saw that Grammar’s Bakery, home of the best butter cookies on the planet, was still in business. “Thank God for small favors!” he said to the blue sky and then slid his sleek red car into a parking spot directly in front of the bakery. He glanced at his watch. If he was lucky they would still have a few cookies left. He unfolded his jeans-clad legs from the driver’s seat and eased his road-weary body to a standing position before stretching. At least nobody in here would poke fun at his cowboy boots or western-cut flannel shirt. It was a bit on the cool side to have the top down, but on a bright, sunshiny day like this Noah couldn’t resist. “You can take the boy out of the country …” he said under his breath and then grinned. Man, it felt good to be back home.
A bell jingled when Noah tugged the door open, and he had to stop in his tracks and take a deep breath of air scented with cinnamon and yeast. “Please tell me you have some butter cookies left.”
“I think so.” A teenage girl with a pale blond lopsided ponytail glanced up from wiping the counter and gave him a bored smile.
“Sweet. I’ll take them all.” Since it was Saturday afternoon the shelves were already mostly bare, but he glanced in the glass display case and breathed a sigh of relief when he spotted a couple dozen butter cookies dotted with pastel icing. A fat cinnamon cake topped with mounds of crumble called his name, and so did a flat, crispy elephant ear. Oh, and he needed a loaf of white and a loaf of marble rye …
“Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!” boomed the big voice of Mabel Grammar. She stood there with her hands on her ample hips and grinned while the double doors to the kitchen swung back and forth behind her. “Noah Falcon?”
Noah pushed his mirrored aviators up onto his head and grinned back. “The one and only.”
“No truer words were ever spoken.” Mabel laughed, causing her double chin to jiggle. “Well, aren’t you just a sight for sore eyes?” She dusted floured hands on her apron and ambled out from behind the counter.
“And so are you, Mabel,” Noah told her and gave her a big bear hug. “It sure smells good in here.” After he stepped back he noticed that the teenager’s jaw had dropped.
“Noah, this is Chrissie.”
“Uh-uh …”
“You mean you’re not Chrissie?” Noah asked with a grin.
“No, I mean … yes. Really? You’re Noah Falcon?” She stood up from her slouch and suddenly appeared less bored.
“Yep.” Although Noah bestowed his best Dr. Jesse Drake soap-opera smile upon her, it grated a little that he wasn’t worth the time of day until she knew he was famous. He had experienced much of the same after he was no longer a major-league baseball player, and now that he had been booted off Love in the Afternoon, his net worth had taken a nosedive once again. His personal life had taken a tumble too. No one wants a has-been, only a right-now, and it was beginning to wear on him—but he kept his smile in place and gave her a wink. She was just a kid and meant no harm.
Chrissie’s eyes widened. “Dude, my mom was so upset when you got all blown up in that car wreck.”
“What?” Mabel took another step back and gave him a once-over. “What’s this about a car wreck?”
“On television,” Noah explained. He hadn’t seen his untimely death coming either, but before he could elaborate Chrissie interrupted with an excited wave of her hands.
“He plays Dr. Jesse Drake on Love in the Afternoon.” Mabel slapped her leg. “Oh, that’s
right. I’m never home in the afternoon to watch.”
“You should totally TiVo it.”
“Chrissie, honey, I have no idea what in the world you’re even talkin’ about. I have a tough enough time workin’ my remote.”
“My mother never misses it,” Chrissie gushed. “She said she knew you back in high school. She said you were superhot.”
“Thanks … I think.”
“N-not that you aren’t now,” Chrissie quickly amended and then blushed. “You know, for an old dude.”
“Oh, Chrissie, good one,” Mabel said and slapped her leg again.
“What?” Chrissie frowned for a second, and then she said in a rush, “Oh, not old … old.”
“Chrissie, honey, you’d better quit while you’re ahead.” Mabel chuckled but then pressed her lips together when Noah gave her a look. “Oh, Noah, I think you’re still cute as a button with those dimples and all.” She reached up and pinched his cheeks.
“You meant ruggedly handsome, right?”
Mabel patted his cheeks. “You betcha. Well, except you could use a shave.”
“That’s my sexy soap-opera stubble, I’ll have you know.” When he playfully arched one eyebrow and struck a pose, Chrissie whipped out her cell phone and snapped a picture. Great—he looked like a total asshat. Plus, he wanted to keep his presence here on the down low for a while. He would have asked her to delete it, but she seemed so thrilled that he didn’t have the heart.
“Camera didn’t break, did it?” Mabel asked Chrissie, who looked at her like she was one taco short of a combo.
“Miss Mabel!”
“Oh, Noah knows I’m just yanking his chain,” she said with a wink in his direction.
“My mom is gonna freak,” Chrissie announced when she looked at the picture.
Noah laughed. Although his hometown had always showered him with pride, Noah’s friends and family also made certain that he checked his ego at the door. What they didn’t know was that except when he was on the baseball field or in front of the camera, his hotshot persona was just that—an act that he wasn’t always comfortable with. He’d much rather be noshing on chili cheese fries at Myra’s Diner than eating sushi at a fancy restaurant, but if he wanted to continue with his acting career he had to keep up his over-the-top image.
