“We did it!” I exclaimed, then was startled by the volume of my voice. After the din of the stadium, my room seemed incredibly quiet.
“Kid,” came a familiar voice, “would you tell your stupid dragon to put me down before I die from his breath?”
“Gleep?” my pet asked, dropping my mentor in an undignified heap.
“Aahz?” I blinked. “I thought you were ...”
“Out cold? Not hardly. Can you think of a better way to get Tananda out on the field? For a while there I was afraid you wouldn’t figure it out and call for a replacement.”
“You mean you were faking all along?” I demanded. “I was scared to death! You could have warned me, you know.”
“Like you warned me about your vanishing act?” he shot back. “And what happened to my orders to head for home once Tananda was in the clear?”
“Your orders?” I stammered. “Well ...”
There was a soft “BAMF” and Gus and Badaxe were in the room. Gus was holding the General cradled in his arms like a babe, but they both seemed in good spirits.
“Beautiful!” Hugh chortled, hugging the gargoyle around the neck. “If you ever need a back-up man ...”
“If you ever need a partner.” Gus corrected, hugging him back. “You and I could ...”
“BAMF!”
Chumly and Tananda appeared sprawling on the bed. Both her nostrils were bleeding, but she was laughing uproariously. Chumly was panting for breath and wiping tears of hilarity from his big moon eyes.
“I say,” he gasped. “That was a spot of fun. We haven’t double-teamed anyone like that since the last family reunion, when Auntie Tizzie got Tiddley and ...”
“What happened?” I bellowed.
“We won!” Gus cheered. “One and a half to one and a half to one! They never knew what hit ‘em.”
“It’s one for the record book,” Tananda agreed, dabbing at her nose.
“For the record book?” Gus challenged, “This game’ll fill a book by itself.”
“Aahz, old bean,” Chumly called. “Do you have any wine about? The assemblage seems up for a celebration.”
“I know where it is,” Badaxe waved, starting for the barrels we had secreted under the work table.
“Hold it!!” Aahz roared. “Halt, stop, desist, and TIME OUT!!”
“I think he wants our attention,” Tananda told the group.
“If you’re all quite through,” my mentor continued, shooting her a black look, “I have one question.”
“What’s that?” Tananda asked in her little girl voice.
“Quit bleeding on the bed,” Aahz scowled. “It lacks class. What I want to know is did any of you superstars think to pick up the Trophy? That was the objective of this whole fiasco, you know.”
The team gestured grandly at me. With a grin, I let the disguise drop away from the Trophy.
“Ta-da!” I warbled. “Happy Birthday, Aahz.”
“Happy Birthday!!” the team echoed.
Aahz looked at their grins, then at the Trophy, then at their grins again.
“All right,” he sighed. “Break out the wine.”
The roar of approval for this speech rivaled anything that had come from the stands that afternoon as the team descended on the wine barrels like a swarm of hungry humming mice.
“Well, Aahz,” I grinned, levitating the Trophy to the floor and sliding from Gleep’s back. “I guess that just about winds it up.”
I was starting for the wine barrels when a heavy hand fell on my shoulder.
“There are a few loose ends to be tied up,” my mentor drawled.
“Like what?” I asked fearfully.
“Like the invitation you gave Massha to drop by for a visit.”
“Invitation?” I echoed in a small voice.
“Badaxe told me about it,” Aahz grimaced. “Then there’s a little matter of a quick trip to Deva.”
“To Deva?” I blinked. “What for? I mean, swell, but ...”
“I’ve got to pick up our winnings,” my mentor informed me.
“I took the time to place a few small bets on the game while we were there. Profits don’t just happen, you know.”
“When do we start?” I asked eagerly.
“We don’t,” Aahz said firmly. “This time I’m going alone. There’s something about you and the Bazaar that just don’t mix well.”
“But Aahz ...”
“ ... and besides,” he continued, grinning broadly, “there’s one more loose end from this venture that will be occupying your time. One which only you can handle.”
“Really?” I said proudly. “What’s that?”
“Well,” my mentor said, heading for the wine, “you can start thinking about how we’re going to get that stupid dragon out of our room. He’s too big to fit through the door or window.”
“Gleep!” said my pet, licking my face.
portrait by Phil Foglio
Robert (Lynn) Asprin was the legendary creator of the long-running Myth series in which fantasy adventure meets comedy in a delightful pandemonium of magic and adventure. Asprin’s Phule’s Company saga, with its similarly irreverent look at military science fiction, was a New York Times bestseller. And with Lynn Abbey, he created the landmark, hugely-popular and long-running Thieves’ World fantasy series. A fan favorite at SF conventions and an active participant in Society for Creative Anachronism mayhem, Asprin passed away in 2008
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