by Pete Nelson
Praise for I Thought You Were Dead
“Chosen by independent booksellers as a recent No. 1 Book Sense Pick, I Thought You Were Dead, a novel about the bonds between dogs and humans, is heartfelt and nostalgic in tone … Stella’s wisdom sets the luckless Paul on a brighter life path. It’s her nobility … that gives the story its power.”
—USA Today
“[I Thought You Were Dead] has a low-key, indie-movie vibe, with Stella sounding like Juno’s older, world-weary aunt.”
—The Washington Post Book World
“With an irresistible voice, a completely relatable hero, and a dog named Stella who will steal your heart away, Pete Nelson has crafted a cunning and completely winning novel in I Thought You Were Dead. Read it, and you will fall in love.”
—Susan Cheever, author of American Bloomsbury
“In the guise of a novel, Pete Nelson has spun a beautiful ballad out of the humblest elements: an old dog, a drinking problem, a Minnesota family and a woman torn between two lovers. Not at all coincidentally, he’s also written a truly outstanding talking-dog story … With exquisite tone control, he has given us a story that’s sweet and loving but never sentimental.”
—Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
“Stella the dog is always charming. And there’s a dignity and gravity to Paul’s affection for her … Their friendship [is] one of the best ever put down on paper.”
—St. Louis Post-Dispatch
“Hilarious and heartbreaking, Pete Nelson’s I Thought You Were Dead will stay with you long after you’ve read the last page—a brilliantly funny, highly original, and heartfelt novel about a man who needs all the help (i.e., love) he can get and who finds it in delightfully unexpected places.”
—Mary Helen Stefaniak,
author of The Cailiffs of Baghdad, Georgia
“‘I thought you were dead,’ Stella says to Paul when he returns home from a bar, on page one of Pete Nelson’s new novel. Delivered by an aging, arthritic Labrador/Shepherd mix, the line displays the dry wit and dog logic that makes Stella and, by extension, much of this novel a delight … Yes, Stella talks. And the conversations are so charming and matter-of-fact that it hardly seems worth asking from whence this special power comes.”
— Bark magazine
“Pete Nelson has crafted a sweet, charming story about a man, his dog and the people in his life … A walk with Gustavson and Stella is a journey not soon forgotten.”
—The Charleston Post and Courier
“If you think your dog is not only the best listener in your life, but you can actually hear its sage advice in your head, you should read Pete Nelson’s I Thought You Were Dead …Nelson describes the friendship between man and dog with a lot of heart and understanding.”
—The Oregonian
“Airy and almost miraculous … It’s very wise about the way devotion—between animals and people, between people and people—can keep us going.”
—The Palm Beach Post
“Nelson delivers readable prose and a flawed, likable character who is easy to root for. The author does a good job portraying the complexities of adult relationships without artifice.”
—The Cedar Rapids Gazette
“A sweet little novel … about relationships … Stella has a wry voice that might, just might, also be the voice of Paul’s inner better angel. And if dogs could talk, they probably would talk like Stella—kindly, sensibly, usually about food … Alternately hilarious and heartbreaking.”
—Minneapolis Star Tribune
“Ultimately, I Thought You Were Dead is about the catastrophes that make a person realize his life is a mess, then do everything he can to put his life back together—perhaps, in the process, creating something better than he dared to hope for.”
—BookPage
“In this age of extended adolescence, here’s a coming-of-age novel about a middle-aged man who’s had no luck at much of anything, especially love. The fact that Pete Nelson can tell such a story without making the narrator’s charming talking dog seem unusual is proof of his power as a writer. This book will make you laugh, cry, and want a dog you can really talk to.”
—Wyn Cooper, poet and author of Postcards from the Interior
I Thought You Were Dead
Also by Pete Nelson
A More Unbending Battle
Left for Dead
That Others May Live
The Christmas List
I Thought You Were Dead
A Love Story
A NOVEL BY
PETE NELSON
Published by
ALGONQUIN BOOKS OF CHAPEL HILL
Post Office Box 2225
Chapel Hill, North Carolina 27515-2225
a division of
Workman Publishing
225 Varick Street
New York, New York 10014
© 2010 by Pete Nelson.
All rights reserved.
First paperback edition, Alqonquin Books of Chapel Hill, March 2011.
Originally published by Algonquin Books of Chapel Hill in 2010.
Printed in the United States of America.
Published simultaneously in Canada by
Thomas Allen & Son Limited.
This is a work of fiction. While, as in all fiction, the literary
perceptions and insights are based on experience, all names,
characters, places, and incidents either are products of
the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously.
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Nelson, Peter, [date]
I thought you were dead : a love story : a novel/
by Pete Nelson. — 1st ed.
p. cm.
ISBN 978-1-56512-597-1 (HC)
1. Human-animal relationships — Fiction.
2. Dogs — Fiction. I. Title.
PS3614.E449I33 2010
813′.6 — dc22 2009047626
ISBN 978-1-61620-048-0 (PB)
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
First Paperback Edition
For Jen and Jack
I Thought You Were Dead
Part 1
Winter/Spring
Individual heart cells beat at their own rate when separated from one another, a phenomenon easily observed beneath a microscope. It has long been known that when they are pushed together, they will synchronize their pulses. Recent studies have shown, however, that heart cells begin to synchronize slightly before they touch. It is not known how they signal across this distance. Some scientists speculate that this method of communication may be able to cross great distances and may explain how social animals bond, or how pets seem to sense when their masters are coming home, or even how people fall in love, one heart calling to another.
— Paul Gustavson, Nature for Morons
1
Two of Them Going Nowhere
In the winter of 1998, at the close of the twentieth century, in a small college town on the Connecticut River, on the sidewalk outside a house close enough to the railroad tracks that the pictures on the walls were in constant need of straightening, not that anybody ever straightened them, Paul Gustavson, having had a bit too much to drink, took the glove off his right hand, wedged it into his left armpit, and fumbled in his pants pocket for his house keys.
The snow was coming down hard, which meant the plows would be rumbling all night, clearing the roads. It was early March. Paul would have to shovel in the morning, a favor he did for his landlady, who lived upstairs and hadn’t raised the rent in years in part because of the kindnesses he’d done her. His go-getter neighbor would already have finished snow-blowing his own drive, salting it, sanding it, probably drying it with a hair dryer before Paul got
out of bed. Paul didn’t mind shoveling, even though he’d shoveled enough snow as a kid, growing up in Minneapolis, to last a lifetime. He had to be at the airport by noon to catch his flight back to the Twin Cities, a flight that might not have been necessary had he been more on the ball. Some days were better than others.
“I’m home,” Paul said, letting himself in and closing the door to keep out the cold.
“I thought you were dead,” the dog said. Her name was Stella, and she was a mixed breed, half German shepherd and half yellow Labrador, but favoring the latter in appearance. Fortunately, she’d also gotten her personality from the Labrador side of the family, taking from the Germans only a certain congenital neatness and a strong sense of protectiveness, though since she was the omega dog in her litter, it only meant she frequently felt put-upon.
“Once again, I’m not dead.”
“Joy unbounded,” she said dryly. Stella had no sense of permanence and therefore assumed Paul was dead whenever he was out of sight, hearing, or smell. “How was your night?”
“I went to the Bay State and heard the blues,” Paul said. His head swam as he bent over to scratch her behind the ear, jingling her collar.
“Do you realize you’re only slightly less routinized than a cat?”
“No need to insult. Do you want to go for a walk or what?”
“A walk? Yes. I think a walk would be nice. Is it cold out? I don’t want to go if the weather’s bad.”
“There’s no such thing as bad weather,” he told her. “Just bad clothes.”
She could still walk to the door, though sometimes Paul had to lift up her hind end to help her get off her dog bed. Usually he took the dog with him wherever he went, but tonight he’d left her home because of the weather. They lived in an apartment on the ground floor of a double-decker between the railroad tracks and the cemetery in Northampton, a small college town in western Massachusetts.
Stella paused on the front porch, gazing apprehensively at the snow, then took a cautious step forward.
“Hold it,” Paul said, picking her up and carrying her down the three concrete steps to the sidewalk. He’d built a ramp for her to walk up, made from an old door with carpet squares nailed to it, but walking down the ramp was difficult for her. He set her down gently. She walked ahead of him, sniffing at the Sliwoskis’ bushes, and at the house next door to that, and in all the places where she’d stopped and sniffed every night for the seven years they’d lived there. She stumbled occasionally.
That made two of them.
Paul inhaled deeply through his nostrils. He felt snowflakes on his face. The neighbors across the street still had their Christmas lights up. The neighbors next to them were watching television. At the corner house, he looked up. The student who lived there, Journal Girl, he called her, was again at her computer, her profile lit blue in the second-floor window. Sometimes she was brushing her hair. She was lovely.
He examined the pavement at his feet beneath the corner streetlamp. The snow was falling in flakes fat enough to cast shadows that, as the flakes fell, converged in the circle of light cast by the sodium bulb overhead. He stood in the exact middle of the convergence and imagined he was absorbing some kind of boreal energy, then stopped himself before anybody saw.
“Did I tell you you’re going to be spending a week at Chester’s house?” he told the dog.
“No problem,” Stella said. “I like Chester.”
“What’s not to like?”
“Why am I going to Chester’s house?”
“I have to fly home. My dad had a stroke.”
“What’s a stroke?”
“That’s when part of your brain dies,” Paul said. “Either you get a blood clot that blocks an artery so your brain doesn’t get enough blood, or else an artery bursts and you get too much blood. I looked it up.”
“And too much blood is bad, but not enough is bad too?”
“I guess,” Paul said.
“A conundrum.”
“A conundrum,” Paul agreed. “An irony.”
“So part of his brain died?” she asked.
“Something like that,” Paul said. They walked.
“What part? How many parts are there?”
“Lots. They don’t know how bad it is. I was talking to a guy at the bar who said if they get to you in time, they can limit the damage.”
“A guy at the bar said that?”
“Yup.”
“Always a good source for reliable medical information,” she said. “I’m sorry for you.”
“He was shoveling the walk.”
“Your dad or the guy at the bar?”
“My dad. So it’s my fault. We should have bought him a snow-blower. I was supposed to do some research and find out the best one to get, but I hadn’t gotten around to it. We were worried about him shoveling. There’s a family history of strokes and heart attacks.”
Paul scraped a handful of snow off the hood of a car and tried to make a snowball, but the snow wasn’t wet enough.
“I’m confused,” Stella said, pausing to sniff at the base of a fence post. “If there’s a family history, then how is it your fault?”
“He was exerting himself,” Paul said. “If we’d bought him the snowblower I was supposed to research, he could have taken it easy.”
“Shoulda, woulda, coulda.”
“Even though he probably wouldn’t have used it. He liked the exercise.”
“There you go, then. You can’t live your life second-guessing yourself.”
“Dogs,” Paul said, turning left on Parsons.
“Where to?” Stella asked.
“I need to walk a little bit,” Paul said. He was headed toward the cemetery.
“The sign says no dogs,” Stella reminded him.
“Let’s live dangerously,” he said, turning his collar up to keep the snow from falling down his neck. He took a glove off and checked his back pocket to make sure he had plastic Baggies to pick up after his dog. He did. They walked in the street, keeping to the tire tracks. The sound of his feet crunching in the snow reminded him of his teenage years, before he was old enough to drive, the miles and miles he’d walked, in blizzards even, looking for friends, for adventure, for something to do, anything to get out of the house. It pained him now to recall how much he’d once craved being free from his parents. He’d be free of them soon enough, the stones in the cemetery reminded him. Walking among them, it was hard to pretend that wasn’t true.
“Beautiful night,” Stella said, trying to make things better. “I love how quiet it is when it snows.”
“Me too.”
“Though it makes it hard to smell things.”
“Why is that?”
“Water doesn’t evaporate in the cold the way it does in the heat,” Stella explained patiently. They’d already had this conversation.
“Know why they put this fence around the cemetery?” Paul asked, reading the names on the grave markers. One of the town’s celebrities, Sylvester Graham, was buried here. An orator and health-food advocate, he was widely misidentified as the Father of the Graham Cracker, though he’d only invented the flour the cracker was made from. The other regional celebrity was Emily Dickinson, who’d lived across the river in Amherst. He wondered if they’d ever met, as contemporaries or as ghosts.
“Why’s that, Paul?” Stella asked, though she’d heard it a dozen times.
“Because people are just dying to get in.”
“That’s a good one,” Stella said. “Wasn’t the road outside the cemetery where Emily Dickinson got pulled over for recluse driving?”
“I’ve told you that one before?”
“Once or twice,” Stella said. In fact, he told it every time he told the cemetery-fence joke, and in the same order. He had other jokes he felt obliged to tell in specific circumstances; whenever he saw a kitchen colander, for example, he would advise the cook, “Be careful not to sing through that — you’ll strain your voice.” The dog tolerated it. Better t
han some people, Paul always said.
When they got home, he carried her up the front steps and set her down on the porch. Inside, she took a drink of water in the kitchen, sniffed her food bowl for recent additions, and then went to her bed by the radiator. L.L. Bean, red plaid, down filled, only the finest, she told the other dogs in the neighborhood, though Chester, her boyfriend, swore it was poly fill, but then, he was a golden — in other words, no rocket scientist. She let out a grunt as she lowered her weight to the floor, then appeared satisfied. Paul threw his coat over a chair and sat on the couch.
He took the TV remote control in hand and began at the top, channel 98, surfing down slowly, pausing just long enough at each channel to pass judgment. No, he did not want to invest in real estate, or car polishes, or stain removers, or hair or skin care products endorsed by aging actors and actresses. He could remember back when cable TV was first introduced in the seventies. “People will pay a monthly fee to watch the shows, so there will be no need for commercials — it will be commercial-free television,” they’d said.
Paul turned the TV off. And Karen said he had no self-control. She never did like to watch television. He’d known that about her from the start and married her anyway. He had only himself to blame. It was a mistake he wouldn’t make again, assuming he’d ever have the opportunity to repeat it.
He was tired and wanted to go to bed. Flying made him anxious, which meant he was going to have a rough night sleeping. He realized only as he locked the back door that he’d forgotten to check messages on his answering machine. There were two.
The first was from Tamsen, the woman he’d been seeing for the past three months, not exactly a true romance, more a strange but mutually satisfying exchange of courtesies, a benevolent closeness that allowed for physical contact, which it made him slightly tumescent merely to recall. Yet to qualify as a true romance, the relationship would have to hold promise for both the near and the distant future, and as far as Paul could tell, the long-term prognosis was poor. “Hi, Paul — it’s me. Just calling because I had a terrible day. It’s not looking good at WebVan. Everybody around here is freshening their résumés and stealing office supplies, and here’s a bad sign — Derek had his favorite pinball machine taken out for ‘repairs,’ or so he said, but I’ll bet you anything he’s hiding it somewhere so they don’t repossess it when the whole thing goes belly-up. So anyway, I just wanted to talk to you because I miss you and I need to hear the sound of your voice. It’s eleven now but you can call me and wake me up if you want. Have a good flight tomorrow if I don’t hear from you, and call me when you get to your parents’ house. I know it’s going to be hard for you but you can do it. I know you can do it. Okay? Your dad’s going to be okay. So call me.”
