Zack Freeman
Conqueror of the Great White Bum and saviour of Planet Earth. Hero of free men everywhere. See Zack’s bum.
Zombie-bummification
Parasitic attachment of a zombie bum to a victim’s real (or artificial) bum. Turns the victim into an eating machine that exists for the sole purpose of making the zombie bum bigger and fatter than it already is. When the host is exhausted the zombie bum will simply abandon him or her and move on in search of a new victim.
Zombie bum
A bum that is neither dead nor fully alive. Zombie bums feel no pain, have no thoughts or feelings, and possess incredible powers of regeneration, which makes them almost impossible to destroy. Driven to zombie-bummify potential victims, their only known weaknesses are extreme heat and a fondness for the hokey pokey.
Zombie-bumvasion
Invasion of a place—or entire planet—by zombie-bums.
BE BOLD . . .
BE BRAVE . . .
BE WARNED . . .
Coming soon to a univarse near you: the thrilling,
nostril-hairiciding conclusion to the
BUM trilogy . . .
BUMAGEDDON
The Final Pongflict
by Andy Griffiths
To find out more
visit the Andy Griffiths website at:
www.andygriffiths.com.au
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