by Sax Rohmer
“Is the biggest slave-dealer in the East!”
“Good God! Harley — at last I understand!”
“I was slow enough to understand it myself, Knox. But once the theory presented itself I asked Wessex to get into immediate touch with the valet he had already interviewed at Deepbrow. It was the result of his inquiry to which he referred when we met him at Scotland Yard to-night. Captain Vane had a large mole on his shoulder and a girl’s name, together with a small device, tattooed on his forearm — a freak of his Sandhurst days —— —”
“Then ‘the man with the shaven skull’ —— —”
“Is Captain Ronald Vane! May he rest in peace. But I never shall until the crook-back dealer in humanity has met his just deserts.”
THE WHITE HAT
I
MAJOR JACK RAGSTAFF
“Hallo! Innes,” said Paul Harley as his secretary entered. “Someone is making a devil of a row outside.”
“This is the offender, Mr. Harley,” said Innes, and handed my friend a visiting card.
Glancing at the card, Harley read aloud:
“Major J. E. P. Ragstaff, Cavalry Club.”
Meanwhile a loud harsh voice, which would have been audible in a full gale, was roaring in the lobby.
“Nonsense!” I could hear the Major shouting. “Balderdash! There’s more fuss than if I had asked for an interview with the Prime Minister. Piffle! Balderdash!”
Innes’s smile developed into a laugh, in which Harley joined, then:
“Admit the Major,” he said.
Into the study where Harley and I had been seated quietly smoking, there presently strode a very choleric Anglo-Indian. He wore a horsy check suit and white spats, and his tie closely resembled a stock. In his hand he carried a heavy malacca cane, gloves, and one of those tall, light-gray hats commonly termed white. He was below medium height, slim and wiry; his gait and the shape of his legs, his build, all proclaimed the dragoon. His complexion was purple, and the large white teeth visible beneath a bristling gray moustache added to the natural ferocity of his appearance. Standing just within the doorway:
“Mr. Paul Harley?” he shouted.
It was apparently an inquiry, but it sounded like a reprimand.
My friend, standing before the fireplace, his hands in his pockets and his pipe in his mouth, nodded brusquely.
“I am Paul Harley,” he said. “Won’t you sit down?”
Major Ragstaff, glancing angrily at Innes as the latter left the study, tossed his stick and gloves on to a settee, and drawing up a chair seated himself stiffly upon it as though he were in a saddle. He stared straight at Harley, and:
“You are not the sort of person I expected, sir,” he declared. “May I ask if it is your custom to keep clients dancin’ on the mat and all that — on the blasted mat, sir?”
Harley suppressed a smile, and I hastily reached for my cigarette-case which I had placed upon the mantelshelf.
“I am always naturally pleased to see clients, Major Ragstaff,” said Harley, “but a certain amount of routine is necessary even in civilian life. You had not advised me of your visit, and it is contrary to my custom to discuss business after five o’clock.”
As Harley spoke the Major glared at him continuously, and then:
“I’ve seen you in India!” he roared; “damme! I’ve seen you in India! — and, yes! in Turkey! Ha! I’ve got you now sir!” He sprang to his feet. “You’re the Harley who was in Constantinople in 1912.”
“Quite true.”
“Then I’ve come to the wrong shop.”
“That remains to be seen, Major.”
“But I was told you were a private detective, and all that.”
“So I am,” said Harley quietly. “In 1912 the Foreign Office was my client. I am now at the service of anyone who cares to employ me.”
“Hell!” said the Major.
He seemed to be temporarily stricken speechless by the discovery that a man who had acted for the British Government should be capable of stooping to the work of a private inquiry agent. Staring all about the room with a sort of naive wonderment, he drew out a big silk handkerchief and loudly blew his nose, all the time eyeing Harley questioningly. Replacing his handkerchief he directed his regard upon me, and:
“This is my friend, Mr. Knox,” said Harley; “you may state your case before him without hesitation, unless —— —”
I rose to depart, but:
“Sit down, Mr. Knox! Sit down, sir!” shouted the Major. “I have no dirty linen to wash, no skeletons in the cupboard or piffle of that kind. I simply want something explained which I am too thick-headed — too damned thick-headed, sir — to explain myself.”
He resumed his seat, and taking out his wallet extracted from it a small newspaper cutting which he offered to Harley.
“Read that, Mr. Harley,” he directed. “Read it aloud.”
Harley read as follows:
“Before Mr. Smith, at Marlborough Street Police Court, John Edward Bampton was charged with assaulting a well-known clubman in Bond Street on Wednesday evening. It was proved by the constable who made the arrest that robbery had not been the motive of the assault, and Bampton confessed that he bore no grudge against the assailed man, indeed, that he had never seen him before. He pleaded intoxication, and the police surgeon testified that although not actually intoxicated, his breath had smelled strongly of liquor at the time of his arrest. Bampton’s employers testified to a hitherto blameless character, and as the charge was not pressed the man was dismissed with a caution.”
Having read the paragraph, Harley glanced at the Major with a puzzled expression.
“The point of this quite escapes me,” he confessed.
“Is that so?” said Major Ragstaff. “Is that so, sir? Perhaps you will be good enough to read this.”
From his wallet he took a second newspaper cutting, smaller than the first, and gummed to a sheet of club notepaper. Harley took it and read as follows:
“Mr. De Lana, a well-known member of the Stock Exchange, who met with a serious accident recently, is still in a precarious condition.”
The puzzled look on Harley’s face grew more acute, and the Major watched him with an expression which I can only describe as one of fierce enjoyment.
“You’re thinkin’ I’m a damned old fool, ain’t you?” he shouted suddenly.
“Scarcely that,” said Harley, smiling slightly, “but the significance of these paragraphs is not apparent, I must confess. The man Bampton would not appear to be an interesting character, and since no great damage has been done, his drunken frolic hardly comes within my sphere. Of Mr. De Lana, of the Stock Exchange, I never heard, unless he happens to be a member of the firm of De Lana and Day?”
“He’s not a member of that firm, sir,” shouted the Major. “He was, up to six o’clock this evenin’.”
“What do you mean exactly?” inquired Harley, and the tone of his voice suggested that he was beginning to entertain doubts of the Major’s sanity or sobriety; then:
“He’s dead!” declared the latter. “Dead as the Begum of Bangalore! He died at six o’clock. I’ve just spoken to his widow on the telephone.”
I suppose I must have been staring very hard at the speaker, and certainly Harley was doing so, for suddenly directing his fierce gaze toward me:
“You’re completely treed, sir, and so’s your friend!” shouted Major Ragstaff.
“I confess it,” replied Harley quietly; “and since my time is of some little value I would suggest, without disrespect, that you explain the connection, if any, between yourself, the drunken Bampton, and Mr. De Lana, of the Stock Exchange, who died, you inform us, at six o’clock this evening as the result, presumably, of injuries received in an accident.”
“That’s what I’m here for!” cried Major Ragstaff. “In the first place, then, I am the party, although I saw to it that my name was kept out of print, whom the drunken lunatic assaulted.”
Harley, pipe in hand, stared at the speaker pe
rplexedly.
“Understand me,” continued the Major, “I am the person — I, Jack Ragstaff — he assaulted. I was walkin’ down from my quarters in Maddox Street on my way to dine at the club, same as I do every night o’ my life, when this flamin’ idiot sprang upon me, grabbed my hat” — he took up his white hat to illustrate what had occurred— “not this one, but one like it — pitched it on the ground and jumped on it!”
Harley was quite unable to conceal his smiles as the excited old soldier dropped his conspicuous head-gear on the floor and indulged in a vigorous pantomime designed to illustrate his statement.
“Most extraordinary,” said Harley. “What did you do?”
“What did I do?” roared the Major. “I gave him a crack on the head with my cane, and I said things to him which couldn’t be repeated in court. I punched him, and likewise hoofed him, but the hat was completely done in. Damn crowd collected, hearin’ me swearin’ and bellowin’. Police and all that; names an’ addresses and all that balderdash. Man lugged away to guard-room and me turnin’ up at the club with no hat. Damn ridiculous spectacle at my time of life.”
“Quite so,” said Harley soothingly; “I appreciate your annoyance, but I am utterly at a loss to understand why you have come here, and what all this has to do with Mr. De Lana, of the Stock Exchange.”
“He fell out of the window!” shouted the Major.
“Fell out of a window?”
“Out of a window, sir, a second floor window ten yards up a side street! Pitched on his skull — marvel he wasn’t killed outright!”
A faint expression of interest began to creep into Harley’s glance, and:
“I understand you to mean, Major Ragstaff,” he said deliberately, “that while your struggle with the drunken man was in progress Mr. De Lana fell out of a neighbouring window into the street?”
“Right!” shouted the Major. “Right, sir!”
“Do you know this Mr. De Lana?”
“Never heard of him in my life until the accident occurred. Seems to me the poor devil leaned out to see the fun and overbalanced. Felt responsible, only natural, and made inquiries. He died at six o’clock this evenin’, sir.”
“H’m,” said Harley reflectively. “I still fail to see where I come in. From what window did he fall?”
“Window above a sort of teashop, called Cafe Dame — damn silly name. Place on a corner. Don’t know name of side street.”
“H’m. You don’t think he was pushed out, for instance?”
“Certainly not!” shouted the Major; “he just fell out, but the point is, he’s dead!”
“My dear sir,” said Harley patiently, “I don’t dispute that point; but what on earth do you want of me?”
“I don’t know what I want!” roared the Major, beginning to walk up and down the room, “but I know I ain’t satisfied, not easy in my mind, sir. I wake up of a night hearin’ the poor devil’s yell as he crashed on the pavement. That’s all wrong. I’ve heard hundreds of death-yells, but” — he took up his malacca cane and beat it loudly on the table— “I haven’t woke up of a night dreamin’ I heard ’em again.”
“In a word, you suspect foul play?”
“I don’t suspect anything!” cried the other excitedly, “but someone mentioned your name to me at the club — said you could see through concrete, and all that — and here I am. There’s something wrong, radically wrong. Find out what it is and send the bill to me. Then perhaps I’ll be able to sleep in peace.”
He paused, and again taking out the large silk handkerchief blew his nose loudly. Harley glanced at me in rather an odd way, and then:
“There will be no bill, Major Ragstaff,” he said; “but if I can see any possible line of inquiry I will pursue it and report the result to you.”
II
A CURIOUS OUTRAGE
“What do you make of it, Harley?” I asked. Paul Harley returned a work of reference to its shelf and stood staring absently across the study.
“Our late visitor’s history does not help us much,” he replied. “A somewhat distinguished army career, and so forth, and his only daughter, Sybil Margaret, married the fifth Marquis of Ireton. She is, therefore, the noted society beauty, the Marchioness of Ireton. Does this suggest anything to your mind?”
“Nothing whatever,” I said blankly.
“Nor to mine,” murmured Harley.
The telephone bell rang.
“Hallo!” called Harley. “Yes. That you, Wessex? Have you got the address? Good. No, I shall remember it. Many thanks. Good-bye.”
He turned to me.
“I suggest, Knox,” he said, “that we make our call and then proceed to dinner as arranged.”
Since I was always glad of an opportunity of studying my friend’s methods I immediately agreed, and ere long, leaving the lights of the two big hotels behind, our cab was gliding down the long slope which leads to Waterloo Station. Thence through crowded, slummish high-roads we made our way via Lambeth to that dismal thoroughfare, Westminster Bridge Road, with its forbidding, often windowless, houses, and its peculiar air of desolation.
The house for which we were bound was situated at no great distance from Kensington Park, and telling the cabman to wait, Harley and I walked up a narrow, paved path, mounted a flight of steps, and rang the bell beside a somewhat time-worn door, above which was an old-fashioned fanlight dimly illuminated from within.
A considerable interval elapsed before the door was opened by a marvellously untidy servant girl who had apparently been interrupted in the act of black-leading her face. Partly opening the door, she stared at us agape, pushing back wisps of hair from her eyes and with every movement daubing more of some mysterious black substance upon her countenance.
“Is Mr. Bampton in?” asked Harley.
“Yus, just come in. I’m cookin’ his supper.”
“Tell him that two friends of his have called on rather important business.”
“All right,” said the black-faced one. “What name is it?”
“No name. Just say two friends of his.”
Treating us to a long, vacant stare and leaving us standing on the step, the maid (in whose hand I perceived a greasy fork) shuffled along the passage and began to mount the stairs. An unmistakable odour of frying sausages now reached my nostrils. Harley glanced at me quizzically, but said nothing until the Cinderella came stumbling downstairs again. Without returning to where we stood:
“Go up,” she directed. “Second floor, front. Shut the door, one of yer.”
She disappeared into gloomy depths below as Harley and I, closing the door behind us, proceeded to avail ourselves of the invitation. There was very little light on the staircase, but we managed to find our way to a poorly furnished bed-sitting-room where a small table was spread for a meal. Beside the table, in a chintz-covered arm-chair, a thick-set young man was seated smoking a cigarette and having a copy of the Daily Telegraph upon his knees.
He was a very typical lower middle-class, nothing-in-particular young man, but there was a certain truculence indicated by his square jaw, and that sort of self-possession which sometimes accompanies physical strength was evidenced in his manner as, tossing the paper aside, he stood up.
“Good evening, Mr. Bampton,” said Harley genially. “I take it” — pointing to the newspaper— “that you are looking for a new job?”
Bampton stared, a suspicion of anger in his eyes, then, meeting the amused glance of my friend, he broke into a smile very pleasing and humorous. He was a fresh-coloured young fellow with hair inclined to redness, and smiling he looked very boyish indeed.
“I have no idea who you are,” he said, speaking with a faint north-country accent, “but you evidently know who I am and what has happened to me.”
“Got the boot?” asked Harley confidentially.
Bampton, tossing the end of his cigarette into the grate, nodded grimly.
“You haven’t told me your name,” he said, “but I think I can tell you your busin
ess.” He ceased smiling. “Now look here, I don’t want any more publicity. If you think you are going to make a funny newspaper story out of me change your mind as quick as you like. I’ll never get another job in London as it is. If you drag me any further into the limelight I’ll never get another job in England.”
“My dear fellow,” replied Harley soothingly, at the same time extending his cigarette-case, “you misapprehend the object of my call. I am not a reporter.”
“What!” said Bampton, pausing in the act of taking a cigarette, “then what the devil are you?”
“My name is Paul Harley, and I am a criminal investigator.”
He spoke the words deliberately, having his eyes fixed upon the other’s face; but although Bampton was palpably startled there was no trace of fear in his straightforward glance. He took a cigarette from the case, and:
“Thanks, Mr. Harley,” he said. “I cannot imagine what business has brought you here.”
“I have come to ask you two questions,” was the reply. “Number one: Who paid you to smash Major Ragstaff’s white hat? Number two: How much did he pay you?”
To these questions I listened in amazement, and my amazement was evidently shared by Bampton. He had been in the act of lighting his cigarette, but he allowed the match to burn down nearly to his fingers and then dropped it with a muttered exclamation in the fire. Finally:
“I don’t know how you found out,” he said, “but you evidently know the truth. Provided you assure me that you are not out to make a silly-season newspaper story, I’ll tell you all I know.”
Harley laid his card on the table, and:
“Unless the ends of justice demand it,” he said, “I give you my word that anything you care to say will go no further. You may speak freely before my friend, Mr. Knox. Simply tell me in as few words as possible what led you to court arrest in that manner.”
“Right,” replied Bampton, “I will.” He half closed his eyes, reflectively. “I was having tea in the Lyons’ cafe, to which I always go, last Monday afternoon about four o’clock, when a man sat down facing me and got into conversation.”
“Describe him!”
“He was a man rather above medium height. I should say about my own build; dark, going gray. He had a neat moustache and a short beard, and the look of a man who had travelled a lot. His skin was very tanned, almost as deeply as yours, Mr. Harley. Not at all the sort of chap that goes in there as a rule. After a while he made an extraordinary proposal. At first I thought he was joking, then when I grasped the idea that he was serious I concluded he was mad. He asked me how much a year I earned, and I told him Peters and Peters paid me 150 pounds. He said: ‘I’ll give you a year’s salary to knock a man’s hat off!’”
