The Little Old Lady Who Struck Lucky Again!
Catharina Ingelman-Sundberg
The little old lady is back! This time, Martha Andersson and her friends – the League of Pensioners – have left behind their dreary care home in Stockholm and are enjoying the bright lights of Las Vegas.
This is their opportunity for a new lease of life and they plan to make the most of it. But before long, they are up to their old tricks. And with ingenious tactics, a pair of false teeth and a wheelchair each, they plot to outwit the security system at one of the casinos. As their antics become more and more daring, Martha and her friends head back to Sweden to continue their money-making schemes. However, they aren’t the only ones planning on stealing bucket loads of cash and soon find themselves pitted against a gang of dangerous criminals.
Can the group of elderly friends work together to outsmart the younger robbers and get away with their biggest heist yet? Or will this job be a step too far for the League of Pensioners?
The Time of Their Lives
Maeve Haran
The must-read novel for anyone who wasn’t born yesterday . . .
Each month best friends Claudia, Sal, Ella and Laura meet for drinks, celebrating over forty years of friendship. They know each other inside out. Their ambitions, careers, husbands, lovers, children, hopes, fears, the paths taken and not taken . . .
Sal had spent a lifetime building a career as a magazine editor but she hadn’t banked on a nasty surprise from the one area of her life over which she had no control.
Claudia loved her urban existence – the thought of the country sent shivers down her spine. But, as many women will know, other people’s needs always seem to come first . . .
Ella is ready to try something different. But she hadn’t bargained on quite such a radical change . . .
Laura succumbed to the oldest cliché in the book. But it didn’t make it any easier to accept.
Outside of the supportive world of their friendships, they find their lives are far from what they expected – the generation that wanted to change the world didn’t bargain on getting old.
A truthful, provocative, funny and inspiring novel, The Time of their Lives asks hard questions about what the world offers women as they get older, and finds both moving and joyously uplifting answers in the different ways the four friends celebrate their coming of age.
Praise for J. B. Morrison
‘Quirky, funny and uplifting experience’ Candis magazine
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‘The sort of enduring tale that can be a lesson, a comfort and a hope’ The Upcoming
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‘Reminds you to grab hold of life and make sure you take all chances with both hands’ Sam’s Book Corner
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‘Jim is a quiet observer of people, and Frank Derrick is his best novel’ Andrew Collins
‘Fantastic, a truly one of a kind novel’ Becca’s Books
‘I put it down, and I phoned my mum’ Lloyd Shepherd
‘Frank Derrick will remain in my thoughts for quite some time’ Beady Jan’s Bookshelf
‘It is an effortless read with laughs and substance’ Cassy Fry
‘Gives me the warm fuzzies. Just go. Right now. Go and read it’ Sarah Smiles
‘I give this book 5 out of 5’ A Lover of Books
‘Isn’t it beautiful when a book touches you so much’
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‘Touches of Samuel Beckett’s bleak wit’ Book Face
‘A funny and uplifting story that is also life-affirming’
Handwritten Girl
‘I LOVED Frank Derrick’ Reading in the Sunshine
‘An enjoyable, funny and moving read’
From First Page to Last
‘Sweet, sad, truthful, very funny, life-affirming and uplifting’
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‘Frank could teach us all something about not giving up on our hopes and dreams’ Our Book Reviews
‘Had me laughing out loud so many times’
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‘The humour had me in actual fits! I read on the train and to save myself from laughing hysterically on a quiet train, I ended up sniggering through my nose! It was highly embarrassing’ Laura’s little book blog
‘So well written, from the humorous to the sadder parts’
Reviewed the Book
FRANK DERRICK’S HOLIDAY OF A LIFETIME
J. B. Morrison is a London author of this and three other novels – Storage Stories, Driving Jarvis Ham and The Extra Ordinary Life of Frank Derrick, Age 81, and also Goodnight Jim Bob, On the Road with Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine, an autobiographical account of his ten years as the singer of a chart-topping punkpop band.
Find out more about J. B. Morrison at
http://www.jim-bob.co.uk/
or on Twitter @mrjimBob
Also by J. B. Morrison
The Extra Ordinary Life of Frank Derrick, Age 81
First published in 2015 by Pan Books
This electronic edition published 2015 by Pan Books
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