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by Offit, Mike




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  For my wife, my parents, my brother, and my children. Everything good that is in me comes from them.

  PROLOGUE

  Dark Harbor, Maine, 1992

  From across the bay, he could see the wake before he could make out the boat. It was a Boston Whaler, coming out of Camden harbor with the throttle wide open. Plumes of spray leapt from the bow as it took the top of each wave, catching the low sun in an arc of gold. Warren knew that there would be two people on board, one his employee, the other his wife.

  The porch of the main house had a sweeping view of the bay. Perched on a bluff above a cove with a double dock on pilings over the dark, cold water, the house had been the first great “cottage” to go up on Islesboro Island, made for a Scotch-Irish Boston importer who’d kept a seventy-five-foot steam cruiser tied up all summer, only venturing to cross the bay when absolutely necessary. He’d hated sailing and ships, though they’d earned him his fortune, and named the house somewhat sardonically Whales End. In the years after its construction, Dark Harbor, as this part of the island came to be known, became a favored location for large summer houses owned by the Northeastern elite. The wealthy New Yorkers, Philadelphians, and Bostonians would schedule countless sail races in the bay, and the hired crews would create diversions for their daughters and wives while the men donned captain’s hats and lusted after a series of ornate silver cups that sat in a case at the Tarratine Club.

  More than any other place, Warren viewed the house as a home because he loved the severe weather, the isolation, and the perfect images that constantly appeared—the sleek patina of the well-oiled teak on the classic Chris-Craft runabout he used for hops around the bay, a small American flag snapping vividly in the breeze at the boat’s stern, in relief against the midnight blue of Penobscot’s choppy surface. It was peaceful here, and the world could, for long moments, seem pure and serene, unchanged from the pristine wilderness known to the Abenaki tribe who had plied these waters for centuries.

  The trip that had brought him to this place, along with the woman on the Whaler, had started a long time before, in a landscape dominated not by the shapes of nature or the forces of erosion. That had been a darker vista of glass and steel, bristling with wires and singing the aching and distant tune of money. Perhaps it was the ghosts of those who had died that shimmered for a moment in the mist from the Whaler’s bow and then dissipated on the disturbed surface of the bay. But, whether it was fate that had steered them, or force of will, he knew as he stood here that he had come through, and that, surely, he would never go back.

  CONTENTS

  Title Page

  Copyright Notice

  Dedication

  Prologue

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Chapter 20

  Chapter 21

  Chapter 22

  Chapter 23

  Chapter 24

  Chapter 25

  Chapter 26

  Chapter 27

  Chapter 28

  Chapter 29

  Chapter 30

  Chapter 31

  Chapter 32

  Chapter 33

  Chapter 34

  Chapter 35

  Chapter 36

  Chapter 37

  Chapter 38

  Chapter 39

  Chapter 40

  Chapter 41

  Chapter 42

  Chapter 43

  Chapter 44

  Chapter 45

  Chapter 46

  Chapter 47

  Chapter 48

  Chapter 49

  Chapter 50

  Chapter 51

  Chapter 52

  Chapter 53

  Chapter 54

  Chapter 55

  Chapter 56

  Chapter 57

  Acknowledgments

  About the Author

  Copyright

  one

  New York, 1984

  Count Lorenzo Corelli certainly didn’t look anything like his name. He was balding and stout, with a jowly face that receded into a weak chin. He dressed more like an old economics professor than an Italian nobleman—understandable, as he actually spent eight months a year teaching microeconomics at Columbia Business School. His students were obligated to sit through Corelli’s tedious examinations of “the dismal science”—today, that meant how bananas would theoretically be priced on an island with no other products and only monkeys as consumers. It was left to the students to figure out how this model might someday be applied to an actual job in the real world. For his part, Corelli rarely tried to enliven the material, having long before decided that, even in so inexact a discipline as his, he would grade generously those who simply recited his lectures on all exams without thinking or dissension. This practice would, he reasoned, prepare them well for life in most of corporate America.

  At the front of the amphitheatrical classroom, Corelli sat at his desk, occasionally rising to scribble on the blackboard, while some of his students took notes, others dozed, and a few at the back whispered and giggled. One of the members of this group was Warren Hament, his long brown hair and black jeans distinctly out of step with the pervading aura of a working weekend at IBM headquarters. Hament was twenty-five, about five feet ten inches, with an athletic build and wide, even features, his blue eyes lending his face an intensity that did not match his sardonic, easygoing manner. The remnants of a deep suntan made him appear much healthier than most of the other students, many of them a pale, greenish white in the harsh fluorescent lighting. The only times that Warren seemed to focus on Corelli were during his occasional segues into a disapproving pontification on the economic policies of the new president, and his prediction of a powerful and lasting depression by the end of his first term.

  “The so-called Reaganomics solution to the middle and underclasses’ problems,” Corelli was expounding, “is ‘trickle down’—simply to put so much food on the tables of the wealthy that a few crumbs will fall to the floor, where the huddled masses may fight for the scraps.”

  “He sounds kind of bitter,” Hament whispered to Eliza Roberts, who sat to his left.

  Eliza smiled and brushed back her short, black hair, leaning closer to Warren. “From what I hear, Reagan’s going to sign an executive order deporting all economists to Haiti to work on banana hyperinflation.”

  The last provoked a stuttering laugh from Chas Harper, a seat over from Eliza. “Jesus, Eliza, if he did that, there wouldn’t be anybody left in Cambridge.” Harper’s voice held a mixture of Old New York and the Maine Coast, and his white-blond hair, prominent forehead, and ice-blue eyes confirmed the lineage of forty-room cottages and Hobe Sound winters.

  “No loss,” Eliza, an MIT graduate, responded, “except that I’d sell my L.L. Bean stock.”

  Corelli stopped in midsentence and peered over his glasses at the group in the back of the classroom. “If you three in back have a dissenting opinion, you’l
l get every opportunity to express it on the final exam. I might remind you that all three of you may have to delay your careers a few months if you don’t amuse me as much as you evidently amuse yourselves.” Corelli’s scathing tone perked up the front rows, and faces turned to see what response might come from the clique. Warren was one of the few students who dared to disagree with the professor during classes, taking issue with him on economic as well as political points.

  “Thank you for pointing that out, Professor Corelli,” Warren responded, not wanting to disappoint the crowd. “Any more delayed careers in this room and we’d be able to start an economics think tank.”

  More than a few titters broke out.

  Corelli stared at Hament for a moment in indecision and chose to laugh with the joke. His expression betrayed mild annoyance, but he’d usually seemed to enjoy the occasional debate. “Mr. Hament, if we had a department in playing the dozens, I would nominate you for the chair. If you don’t mind, though, I would like to get on with this class.”

  “By all means, sir. We are anxious to hear how it all winds up on Monkey Island.”

  Corelli heaved an exasperated shrug and went back to his dissection of Reagan’s tax cuts and policies.

  After class broke, the small group made its way out to the lobby of Uris Hall. Harper poked Warren on the shoulder. “Hey, Hament, I hear you’re quite the tennis player.” A slight gap-toothed smile crossed Harper’s face.

  “Oh, boy. Am I about to get invited to play doubles against you and some ringer?” Hament knew that Harper, despite his collegial and somewhat goofy manner, was intensely competitive and generally a good athlete. He’d worn Warren down to a gasping wreck on a morning jog and had a Junior Olympics ski-racing jacket that Warren assumed was real.

  “No, I thought you might want to visit me over spring break down in Florida. My grandfather’s got a place, and I’m going to need a doubles partner for the tournament at the club.” They were walking through the main gate to the campus, heading across Broadway.

  “C’mon, Chas, you’re going to import a New Yorker to knock balls around at Hobe Sound? What if we win? Wouldn’t that look great on the trophy? I can see it—1924 champions: Tilden and Cravath; 1974: Laver and Wickersham; 1984: Harper and Hebrew.” Hament was grinning. He’d heard about Chas’s family having palatial vacation homes and was excited to be invited to see one.

  “C’mon, there’s no way anyone would know, except for that hair.” Chas pointed at the locks trailing down Warren’s neck.

  “Right! But what about this?” Warren pointed to his nose as the pair stopped to look for a taxi.

  “Hah! Doesn’t seem to hurt you with the ladies! Besides, mine’s twice as big and busted. Listen, Eliza and a friend of hers are going to be coming down for a few days. Oh, I forgot to mention that there’s also a Swedish family next door with four incredible-looking daughters who like to hang out on our beach.” Harper’s smile was now big enough to sail in.

  “You know, it’s funny. Ever since my great-grandpa came over, it’s been an overriding goal of the Hament family to collect the Hobe Sound Blue-Blood Title Belt. Or whatever.” They flagged down a cab and gave the driver Chas’s address on East Eighty-Third Street. The two had discovered during orientation week that they lived six blocks apart and shared a ride up and back every day. Chas lived in an expensive high-rise with a doorman, while Warren’s apartment was a walk-up in a dark brownstone, but it was much cheaper, and he loved the high ceilings, big windows, and elegant mouldings.

  “And maybe meet a few hot blondes?” Harper smiled and gave him a shove.

  “That too. That too.” Warren nodded. Harper was known to never tire of chasing girls.

  * * *

  Warren Hament had come to Columbia Business School almost a year and a half ago, on what seemed like good advice. His childhood and schooling had hardly trained him for any productive employment. His father, a tennis coach, had given him the only education he knew—a game good enough to make him admired at country clubs around Millbrook, New York, where he’d lived until he was ten, and the scourge of junior tournaments in East Hampton, where they’d moved when his parents divorced. But once he’d come up against the California and Florida kids with their personal trainers, nutritionists, and entourages, his casual work ethic and big topspin shots were simply not enough.

  After four years at Brown, idly infuriating the tennis coach and barely passing his courses, his first paid job was as an intern two days a week at a Madison Avenue art gallery. He had learned a lot about the cutthroat art world, and a lot more about the gorgeous, well-dressed socialite art-history majors who gravitated to the Madison Avenue milieu. As an attractive, and straight, young man, he got a fair share of attention. He’d struck up a brief friendship with one woman, Roxanne Nahid, whose father was an immensely successful commodities broker. They’d met in the lobby of Christie’s, where she worked in Special Client Services, a group of dilettante private shoppers for serious collectors. He was there to deliver a check for the gallery, and she was intrigued by the bright, fit young man with an honest and open face.

  Although she’d lost interest in Warren after several nights in her family’s Fifth Avenue apartment, he had ventured to look for breakfast one morning while she slept in and encountered her father in the spectacular glass-enclosed terrace overlooking Central Park. Lucien Nahid, an intense, white-maned Iranian, had taken an instant liking to Warren, who asked endless and intelligent questions, and invited him to see the world of commerce at perhaps its most fundamental level. “You don’t need an Ivy League pedigree for this world, young man. That is only necessary for my daughter” was his startlingly frank evaluation. The next day, Warren met Lucien in the lobby at seven o’clock and rode down to the World Trade Center in the backseat of a navy-blue Rolls-Royce.

  With a visitor’s badge pinned to his jacket, Warren quickly learned the language of the commodities exchange’s trading pits. It was an elemental world of bids and offers, winners and losers. In few jobs was success or failure so clearly defined at the end of every day, where office politics were distilled to the unbridled pushing and shoving of bodies immersed in the frenzy of screaming that accompanied the sustained hysteria of the open markets. Nahid was right—it seemed to require no special training or degrees.

  Warren visited the exchange several times over the next few months, and Nahid, who seemed disappointed his daughter had moved on, even allowed him to enter a few orders for gold futures contracts after opening an account for Warren with his life savings of $6,000. Warren was surprised to see that he started to make some money. One morning, a rumor of a major artillery attack on Israel had driven gold prices straight up, and Warren had made a quick $4,000. That was more than his father made in a month of eight-hour days on the court. Within two months, Warren’s account held almost $40,000.

  In that same span, he’d seen several faces come and go, like high rollers at a casino. Henry Greenberg, an overweight accountant from upstate New York with a Fu Manchu mustache, had come into the pit on a Monday as a new member of the Exchange. He told Warren over breakfast that he had sold his bookkeeping practice to buy the seat, convinced that his method of graphing price movements could accurately predict short-term market trends. After two days of carefully marking each trade on a sheet of graph paper, he had suddenly exploded in a flurry of action, arms flailing and his shrill, nasal shout booming, buying contracts wildly. He was right—the market had “broken through long-term resistance” on the chart and was climbing. By the end of the week, Henry’s account had swelled from $200,000 to almost $2 million. When he got to $5 million in just a few more weeks, Warren asked him why he didn’t just quit. Henry admitted he was hooked and wanted to make $50 million. Within two months, his account was in negative territory, and his membership was sold the following week to settle his debts. The four Cadillac Sevilles he had bought for his family were repossessed. Warren never saw or heard of him again.

  There were others, such
as an ex-fireman from Brooklyn who was tied in with a big broker at Montgomery Trading, and who always seemed to know in advance when the big customer orders were coming. Jimmy would suddenly buy fifty or a hundred gold contracts, and a moment later, Montgomery’s heavy hitter would appear with an order to buy five hundred or a thousand, always allowing Veneziano to sell him the last lots at the highest price. Warren figured Veneziano’s front-running made him at least $700,000 in the time Warren observed, and he only wondered how much of this was passed back to the Montgomery broker in a fat envelope.

  He was quickly instructed that no good could come of discussing what was happening so openly. “Warren, all markets incur ‘friction,’” Nahid had said. “All transactions have costs, whether it is a fee, a tax, or fraud. It will always be this way. It would be unwise, or even dangerous, to interfere.”

  For the honest brokers, executing customer orders at $3 a contract could be a nice and honest living, but only the traders with their own cash at stake made the big money—or lost it. It didn’t matter to Warren. Despite the money he was making, he had no real taste for the pit, just as he hadn’t enjoyed the trip to Atlantic City he’d taken with a few other traders. His grandfather, a bookie, had inoculated him against gambling in all forms, and what he was doing was almost purely gambling. He figured out a way to make a reliable income trading “spreads”—relatively safe trades that exploited small changes in the relationships between different delivery months, and he found his strategy made him a tidy income without the big swings that could wipe him out.

  The real change came for Warren one afternoon when he’d started a conversation with a well-dressed man who came to the floor only occasionally, one who seemed to command the respect of all the traders and brokers, and the only person on the floor who consistently wore suits made of natural fibers. Ned Johnstone worked for Merrill Lynch, and over a Diet Pepsi in the lunchroom, he’d patiently explained the difference between an investment bank and a stock brokerage house and told Warren the key to getting a good job on Wall Street was to go to a top business school. Brokerage houses made most of their money selling investments to middle-class individuals, mostly at big markups. The investment banks were the “class” of the Street, the middlemen between the biggest corporations and financial institutions and the vast pools of capital that were held for investment by insurance companies, pension funds, and big professional money managers.

 

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