“Thank you, love. You may be sure I know I am very blessed.” And watching her friend narrowly, Lady Farrar said, “I wish I could think you happy, also.”
At once brightening, Naomi demanded, “No, but why ever should you judge me otherwise? Did I look provoked just now?” She saw a flickering smile, and admitted very softly, “I was not, Mitten. Provoked is too mild a word by half! If one more person commiserates with me over this fiasco—I vow I’ll bite them! So you see, I must leave before I—further—disgrace myself!”
“You have never disgraced yourself. Although you tried hard enough.”
The flush on Naomi’s cheeks deepened a little, but Lady Farrar went on quickly, “I’ve heard tell that one of the penalties of being an accredited Toast, is the enemies they make among London’s ladies. An you leave now, ’twill not be a disgrace, my love, but a retreat. Before you are halfway to Falcon House the gabblemongers will be claiming you left shedding tears of mortification. Only think of the lovely time they will have, grieving for your embarrassment.”
“Aye. And giggling behind their fans, the cats,” stormed Naomi. “While they wallow in all the details of Rossiter’s libertine propensities and my—”
Lady Farrar blinked. “His—what? I’d not heard such things of Gideon.”
“Only gossip about me, eh? Lud, where have you been, Mitten?”
“Fiddle-de-dee!” exclaimed Lady Farrar, whose friends seldom addressed her by anything but her nickname. “Pray do not turn around, but that little tabby Melissa Coombs watches us as though you were about to suffer a seizure. Naomi, you must stay, and have a jolly time however much you loathe it. If only to deny them the satisfaction of seeing you leave in a huff.”
She was perfectly right, of course. Her wisdom was confirmed a few minutes later when Naomi returned to the music room and glimpsed the faint disappointment in the eyes of several ladies who yearned for but had never achieved the status of a Toast. And so she stayed, and her gaiety was so unfaltering that only a few guessed that beneath her merry light-heartedness dwelt an impatience and vexation that increased with every moment.
It was almost a quarter past one o’clock before she slipped away to search for Katrina and beg that she be driven back to Falcon House. There was no sign of her friend on the ground floor. Tired and cross and with a persistent headache, she was determined to escape more sympathy, so made her way to the first-floor saloons by way of the servants’ stairs. Turning into the main hall she hurried past two rooms where heated political discussions waged, but Katrina was not among the ladies present. The door to the next ante room was wide open. Inside, several gentlemen sat at cards. There was a burst of laughter and mocking voices accused someone of “surrendering too easily.” As she passed, chairs were being pushed back. Dismayed by the sound of a high-pitched and all too familiar giggle, she thought, ‘Reggie Smythe! Oh, no!’ She could scarce endure the dandy’s malicious tongue at the best of times and knew all too well how he would delight in slanting his vicious barbs at her. One swift glance confirmed that it was indeed Smythe, together with his bosom bow, Sir Gilbert Fowles. Shuddering, Naomi whipped past and sought about for a refuge.
A merry group stood chatting a little distance along the hall. Nearer at hand was a recessed alcove with French doors, now closed, which gave onto the balcony at the rear of the house. She darted into the alcove. The balcony doors were stiff and resisted her efforts, but she succeeded in pushing them open, whirled into the cool darkness, and quickly shut them again, then leaned her cheek against the doors, listening. She heard men’s voices and the despised giggle, but no outcry. With a sigh of relief, she turned, started to take a step and recoiled in horror. There was no balcony! Or at best, only a suggestion of one. She was perched on what was no more than a decorative window ledge about fifteen inches deep! But of course! She had come up the servants’ stairs rather than the main staircase, and was not at the rear but on the west side of the mansion! How could she have been so idiotically confused? It was little short of a miracle she’d not fallen to her death when she ran outside! She felt quite faint with fright and shrank back against the doors, suddenly reminded of the only fear Gideon had ever shown her—his intense fear of heights.
Trembling, she told herself sternly that there was no need to be such a weakling. Her situation was easily resolved. All she had to do was open the door (very carefully), and go back inside. She reached for the handle and gave a sob of terror. There was a handle, but it was decorative only and did not turn. The doors could not be opened from the outside!
Panicking now, trying not to give way to tears, she beat against the glass. She could hear the buzz of talk and a woman’s shrill laughter. Were they all deaf? Why did they not come to help her? Probably, because they were making so much noise that her own rattling at the doors was drowned. Well then, she would break the window. If she could contrive to get her slipper off. She clung with one hand to the door handle. She dared not bend down, nor even look down, and she discovered that to raise her foot constituted quite a challenge. When she groped for her shoe, her wide skirts not only impeded her, but she almost lost her balance. With a gasp, she pressed back against the house, her knees beginning to feel like blancmange. She must try again. Perhaps, if she could ease the high-heeled Spanish slipper down to her toe, it would be more easily grasped. She wriggled her left toe against the back of her right shoe. It took a few minutes, but at last the slipper was off her heel. Holding her breath she pushed her skirts aside. She had to hold her foot out as well as up, for her panniers forbade her reaching it otherwise. Balancing carefully, she made a wild snatch for the shoe, and it flew off and sailed from sight. “Oh, you nasty thing,” she wailed. But there was, thank heaven, another shoe. Reaching for it once more, she paused.
With hideous clarity she could picture the scene that would result when she broke the window and was (hopefully) rescued. What a delicious tidbit she would provide the guests, and how they would delight in spreading it about a city that throve on gossip. “Did you hear about poor Naomi Lutonville? Gideon Rossiter made her look a proper fool at the Dowling Soiree, whereby she is gone demented, and was found wandering along the window ledges!” Or, worse—“Poor Lady Lutonville was so distraught at the prospect of suffering Rossiter’s escort that she attempted suicide and was rescued at the last minute!” The next thought was worst of all. Lud! They might even say she had tried to kill herself for unrequited love!
All thought of breaking the window was abandoned. At least for the moment. Her eyes had become accustomed to the darkness now, and she looked about for some other means of escape. To the left was the corner of the building. On the right, however, and just below her ledge, the roof of the conservatory extended from the house, and beyond that was another ledge like this one, with French doors that stood slightly open. She could even see tobacco smoke drifting from the room. If she could but cross the conservatory roof and reach that ledge, she could bide her time until the occupants left, then slip back inside and no one would be the wiser.
With the renewal of hope her nerves seemed less shredded, and keeping her back tight against the wall she began to edge along cautiously. Her great skirts impeded her progress, and she was soon obliged to relinquish her grip on the door handle. Her only hold now was supplied by the grooves between bricks but—thank heavens!—the conservatory roof was only a deep step down. She peered at it anxiously. For the most part the roof was glass, but there was a wide band of masonry abutting the house that looked sturdy enough.
Gritting her teeth, she inched as close to the edge as possible, then dug the fingertips of her right hand around the edge of a brick, and, crushing her panniers ruthlessly, managed to turn so that she faced the gap. She gathered her nerves, hoist her skirts, and stepped down. She was so relieved when her toes touched the roof, that she almost fell, and pressed close against the wall of the house for support.
Once again, the width of her skirts left her no alternative but to keep her back to the wall,
and she inched along until she came at last to the far ledge. She could hear male voices, in what sounded to be a heated discussion. Braver now, she raised her panniers and stepped up. She had done it! She looked back across the gap to the balcony from which she had escaped, and felt a thrill of pride. It really had been quite a feat, but her finery had paid a price. Her gown was covered with dust, cobwebs, and a few leaves. She gave a little moan. Much chance she had of escaping attention now! Unless she could get inside and tidy herself after these silly men finished their squabble and took themselves off.
She crept to where she could see around the half-closed draperies. A potted palm restricted her view but she could glimpse the back of a red velvet coat. A dark blue sleeve came into view; and a graceful hand encompassed by ruffles of Mechlin lace. The long fingers held something, but she could not see what it was. If they were playing cards, she thought miserably, they might be here half the night!
The hand moved and set a small object on the table. It was not a card. To her astonishment she saw a chess piece, very similar to the one she had lost during the hold-up, only fashioned from green jade and set with emeralds. Staring at it, she thought, ‘Papa is still here, then?’
How quiet they were; their argument intense, but almost whispered. One voice rose then, harsh with anger. “… perfectly sure! Do you think I’d not have tried? Everyone is different.”
The other man swore, then said something softly, ending, “… a menace to us. On both counts! He must be silenced. When the others learn—”
“They will not learn until a meeting is called. And we cannot call a meeting until six is recovered.”
“Six may not be recovered. How then? We will have no choice but to make a substitution.”
“Chancy, at best. Perhaps impossible. And who to trust with such a secret?”
“And all our lives! But we dare not delay too long.”
The first voice said dryly, “In here, especially. Make up your mind. One more try, and then—my plan?”
A brief hesitation, then a reluctant, “Oh, very well.”
The gentleman in the red coat stood. Opposite him, the hand took up the green chess piece.
‘Thank heaven!’ thought Naomi.
Seconds later, the draperies billowed outward and she could hear music and distant voices from the hall. She peeped inside. The ante room was empty.
* * *
“That there friend o’yourn,” repeated Tummet, settling the breakfast tray across his employer’s lap and thrusting a napkin into his unready hand.
Yawning, Rossiter protested, “What—th’ devil you doing? Y’know I don’t like taking m’breakfast in bed.”
“You want lunch instead?” asked Tummet with a villainous leer, and swung the window curtains wide to admit a glaring flood of daylight.
Rossiter groaned and threw up one hand to shield his eyes. “What o’clock is it?”
“Eleven and five minutes. Jug bit, you is. Proper. Well? You wanta see the swell, or not?”
Rossiter peered with revulsion at the egg sprawled on a slice of toast, and retreating to the coffee cup, asked, “Do you refer with your customary savoir faire to Lord Glendenning?”
“No, I don’t. That there lieutenant bloke.”
Holding his head on with his free hand, Gideon said, “Morris? Yes, by Jove! Of course I want to see him!”
Two minutes later, in the act of taking a mouthful of coffee, he stared, and choked. “What … the deuce…?”
Lieutenant James Morris strolled over to occupy the chair Tummet drew up for him. “Awful, ain’t it?” he said lugubriously, and reached for a slice of toast. “Thieves.”
Rossiter said, “Did they drive a waggon across your face? Jupiter! ’Tis an epidemic.”
“’E means as I got me daylight darkened,” explained Tummet. “You want ’is egg, guv? The Cap’n ain’t feeling strong enough to slice it.”
Rossiter passed his plate to Morris and sent Tummet off for some more toast and another cup of coffee. “When did this happen, Jamie?”
“Week ago to the day. Didn’t set much store by it at first. But when I heard what happened to your man, I thought I’d toddle up to the Village and see how you went on. Had the fiend’s own time finding you. An I’d known you lived on the side of a mountain, I’d not have come. I say, are you all right, old lad? Look a trifle green.”
“Tummet says I’m jug-bit, and I fear he’s in the right of it.” Rossiter grinned wryly. “I stayed up ’til the wee hours trying to solve my problems with a bottle of cognac. Did the thieves break into your home?”
“Regrettably. I chanced to wander into my bedchamber and caught one of the bounders ransacking my chest of drawers. We had a lively turn-up ’til his cohort joined the fray. Did you ever hear the like of it? Inside the house!”
“Bastards! What did they take?”
Morris waved his toast. “That’s the one good thing, Ross. Didn’t take much at all. Turned everything onto the floor, and filched my purse. I think there was about three guineas in it. There were some pretty fair stick pins and two fine rings lying atop my highboy. Must’ve missed ’em.”
Rossiter frowned and asked thoughtfully, “You said you heard what happened to my man. Did you mean Tummet?”
“No, you gudgeon! Your groom. The fella you sent to collect the things we left at the Red Pheasant last week.”
“What about him? Did he not deliver your belongings? I gave him strict instructions to come to Sevenoaks on his way back here.”
Surprised, Morris said, “D’you mean you didn’t know? Fella was set upon. Our village grocer made a delivery to the house and found him lying by the road.”
“Jupiter! Was he killed?”
“No, fortunately. Struck down by a cudgel. But the odd thing is that he had your belongings in the coach, as well as mine. You’d a dress sword and a really pretty bracelet in there, yet they were left.”
“Oh, good. I bought that bracelet for my sister. I was afraid ’twas in my saddlebags.”
“Afraid…?”
“They were stolen also, Jamie. Only in that instance everything went, of course. I fancy the Town thief couldn’t very well stand about on the flagway, sorting out his spoils.”
Morris shook his head wonderingly. “See what you meant about an epidemic. I’ve brought your things with me, by the way.”
Tummet returned, carrying a laden tray and Morris smiled his approval.
Rossiter demanded, “Why was I not informed that our groom was attacked at Sevenoaks?”
“’Cause I was told to keep me mouth in me pocket, mate.” Tummet winked. “Guv, I mean. Yer brush-and-lather said—”
“Brush and lather—father!” inserted Morris, triumphant.
“Right, mate,” confirmed Tummet with a broad grin. “Sir Mark, ’e says as if the Cap’n knowed about the groom, ’ed be orf arter the thieves ’stead of tending to more important business, so none of us wasn’t to say nothing.”
Applying strawberry jam to toast, Lieutenant Morris licked his thumb and asked, “What more important business?”
Rossiter hesitated only briefly. Then, he told him about the conspiracy.
* * *
After luncheon Gwendolyn took a basket and secaturs into the garden. The sun was bright, but not very warm, and a chilly breeze stirred the weeds and set the tree branches tossing. She limped along the cracked brick pathway to the flowerbeds. Despite the neglect some quite nice roses had managed to grow, and the bright faces of daisies danced to the tune of the breeze. The slight girl put down her basket and hummed softly as she began to gather the best of the blooms.
The early afternoon was quiet, but she could hear a dog barking somewhere; a deep bark. She stopped humming, and sighed. It was the first time there was no dog in her life, and she kept to herself how much she longed for another puppy. She would only have had to hint at it and Newby would have bought her one. But this was not the time. For all she knew, they might wind up in some horrid little ga
rret somewhere. She shivered, then scolded herself. At church on Sunday the vicar had said one should put one’s troubles into the hands of the Lord, and she had done that. In fact, the Lord must be getting rather tired of all the troubles this one small family had asked Him to solve. Still, having done so, it showed poor faith to continue to worry.
She inspected the bouquet she had gathered. The daisies made a nice contrast to the brilliance of the roses. She cut some fronds of fern, then carried her basket back to the house.
She was clever at arranging flowers and was quite proud when she carried the vase upstairs and scratched at Gideon’s door. There was no response, and she crept inside.
At once she heard male voices. He was out on the balcony with someone. She decided to leave her small gift on his table. He would be pleased when he came in and found them. Dear Gideon was always so grateful for the least little thing that—
“Oh, but that’s beastly unfair, Ross! You know very well I have first claim on Falcon! You’ve no right to meet him before I do!”
Gwendolyn put the vase on the table and stood very still, her breath held in check as the two young men strolled in from the balcony.
Laughing, Gideon said, “You shot him by accident, my good dolt. Whereas I throttled him quite deliberately.”
“I hope you chose pistols. You’re not much good with—” Morris saw Gwendolyn then. “Oh—the deuce!” he exclaimed, turning very red.
Rossiter looked up, froze, then made a fast recover. “What a charming bouquet. For me, cheerful sparrow? I thank you.”
Gwendolyn remained silent and motionless, her eyes accusing him.
“Er—allow me to present my comrade in arms,” he went on hurriedly. “This bruised gentleman is Lieutenant James Morris. Jamie, at last you meet my dear sister, Miss Gwendolyn Rossiter.”
Morris bowed, his embarrassment heightened when his out-flung hand toppled the vase of flowers. Instinctively, Gwendolyn hurried to right it. Gideon had spoken of his sister in such glowing terms that Morris had expected to meet a great beauty. Unprepared for this small crippled girl with the bright but unremarkable face, he hid his surprise gallantly, and murmured an apology.
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