'I am going to ask a question quickly, before Miss Marple can,' said Sir Henry. 'I want to know whether, after the tragedy, Jerry Lorimer married Maud Wye?'
'Yes,' said Mrs Bantry. 'He did. Six months afterwards.'
'Oh! Scheherezade, Scheherezade,' said Sir Henry. 'To think of the way you told us this story at first! Bare bones indeed - and to think of the amount of flesh we're finding on them now.'
'Don't speak so ghoulishly,' said Mrs Bantry. 'And don't use the word flesh. Vegetarians always do. They say, "I never eat flesh" in a way that puts you right off your little beefsteak. Mr Curie was a vegetarian. He used to eat some peculiar stuff that looked like bran for breakfast. Those elderly stooping men with beards are often faddy. They have patent kinds of underwear, too.'
'What on earth, Dolly,' said her husband, 'do you know about Mr Curie's underwear?'
'Nothing,' said Mrs Bantry with dignity. 'I was just making a guess.'
'I'll amend my former statement,' said Sir Henry. 'I'll say instead that the dramatis personae in your problem are very interesting.
I'm beginning to see them all - eh, Miss Marple?'
'Human nature is always interesting, Sir Henry. And it's curious to see how certain types always tend to act in exactly the same way.'
'Two women and a man,' said Sir Henry. 'The old eternal human triangle. Is that the base of our problem here? I rather fancy it is.'
Dr Lloyd cleared his throat.
'I've been thinking,' he said rather diffidently. 'Do you say, Mrs Bantry, that you yourself were ill?'
'Was I not! So was Arthur! So was everyone!'
'That's just it - everyone,' said the doctor. 'You see what I mean?
In Sir Henry's story which he told us just now, one man shot another - he didn't have to shoot the whole room full.'
'I don't understand,' said Jane. 'Who shot who?'
'I'm saying that whoever planned this thing went about it very curiously, either with a blind belief in chance, or else with an absolutely reckless disregard for human life. I can hardly believe there is a man capable of deliberately poisoning eight people with the object of removing one amongst them.'
'I see your point,' said Sir Henry, thoughtfully. 'I confess I ought to have thought of that.'
'And mightn't he have poisoned himself too?' asked Jane.
'Was anyone absent from dinner that night?' asked Miss Marple.
Mrs Bantry shook her head.
'Everyone was there.'
'Except Mr Lorimer, I suppose, my dear. He wasn't staying in the house, was he?'
'No; but he was dining there that evening,' said Mrs Bantry.
'Oh!' said Miss Marple in a changed voice. 'That makes all the difference in the world.'
She frowned vexedly to herself.
'I've been very stupid,' she murmured. 'Very stupid indeed.'
'I confess your point worries me, Lloyd,' said Sir Henry.
'How ensure that the girl, and the girl only, should get a fatal dose?'
'You can't,' said the doctor. 'That brings me to the point I'm going to make. Supposing the girl was not the intended victim after all?'
'What?'
'In all cases of food poisoning, the result is very uncertain.
Several people share a dish. What happens? One or two are slightly ill, two more, say, are seriously indisposed, one dies.
That's the way of it - there's no certainty anywhere. But there are cases where another factor might enter in. Digitalin is a drug that acts directly on the heart - as I've told you it's prescribed in certain cases. Now, there was one person in that house who suffered from a heart complaint . Suppose he was the victim selected? What would not be fatal to the rest would be fatal to him - or so the murderer might reasonably suppose. That the thing turned out differently is only a proof of what I was saying just now - the uncertainty and unrel iability of the effects of drugs on human beings.'
'Sir Ambrose,' said Sir Henry, 'you think he was the person aimed at? Yes, yes - and the girl's death was a mistake.'
'Who got his money after he was dead?' asked Jane.
'A very sound question, Miss Helier. One of the first we always ask in my late profession,' said Sir Henry.
'Sir Ambrose had a son,' said Mrs Bantry slowly. 'He had quarrelled with him many years previously. The boy was wild, I believe. Still, it was not in Sir Ambrose's power to disinherit him -
Clodderham Court was entailed. Martin Bercy succeeded to the title and estate. There was, however, a good deal of other property that Sir Ambrose could leave as he chose, and that he left to his ward Sylvia. I know this because Sir Ambrose died less than a year after the events I am telling you of, and he had not troubled to make a new will after Sylvia's death. I think the money went to the Crown - or perhaps it was to his son as next of kin - I don't really remember.'
'So it was only to the interest of a son who wasn't there and the girl who died herself to make away with him.' said Sir Henry thoughtfully. 'That doesn't seem very promising.'
'Didn't the other woman get anything?' asked Jane. 'The one Mrs Bantry calls the Pussy woman.'
'She wasn't mentioned in the will,' said Mrs Bantry.
'Miss Marple, you're not listening,' said Sir Henry. 'You're somewhere far away.'
'I was thinking of old Mr Badger, the chemist,' said Miss Marple.
'He had a very young housekeeper - young enough to be not only his daughter, but his grand-daughter. Not a word to anyone, and his family, a lot of nephews and nieces, full of expectations. And when he died, would you believe it, he'd been secretly married to her for two years? Of course Mr Badger was a chemist, and a very rude, common old man as well, and Sir Ambrose Bercy was a very courtly gentleman, so Mrs Bantry says, but for all that human nature is much the same everywhere.'
There was a pause. Sir Henry looked very hard at Miss Marple who looked back at him with gently quizzical blue eyes. Jane Helier broke the silence.
'Was this Mrs Carpenter good-looking?' she asked.
'Yes, in a very quiet way. Nothing startling.'
'She had a very sympathetic voice,' said Colonel Bantry.
'Purring - that's what I call it,' said Mrs Bantry. 'Purring!'
'You'll be called a cat yourself one of these days, Dolly.'
'I like being a cat in my home circle,' said Mrs Bantry. 'I don't much like women anyway, and you know it. I like men and flowers.'
'Excellent taste,' said Sir Henry. 'Especially in putting men first.'
'That was tact,' said Mrs Bantry. 'Well, now, what about my little problem? I've been quite fair, I think. Arthur, don't you think I've been fair?'
'Yes, my dear. I don't think there'll be any inquiry into the running by the stewards of the Jockey Club.'
'First boy,' said Mrs Bantry, pointing a finger at Sir Henry.
'I'm going to be long-winded. Because, you see, I haven't really got any feeling of certainty about the matter. First, Sir Ambrose.
Well, he wouldn't take such an original method of committing suicide - and on the other hand he certainly had nothing to gain by the death of his ward. Exit Sir Ambrose. Mr Curie. No motive for death of girl. If Sir Ambrose was intended victim, he might possibly have purloined a rare manuscript or two that no one else would miss. Very thin and most unlikely. So I think that, in spite of Mrs Bantry's suspicions as to his underclothing, Mr Curie is cleared. Miss Wye. Motive for death of Sir Ambrose - none. Motive for death of Sylvia pretty strong . She wanted Sylvia's young man, and wanted him rather badly - from Mrs Bantry's account. She was with Sylvia that morning in the garden, so had opportunity to pick leaves. No, we can't dismiss Miss Wye so easily. Young Lorimer. He's got a motive in either case. If he gets rid of his sweetheart, he can marry the other girl. Still it seems a bit drastic to kill her - what's a broken engagement these days? If Sir Ambrose dies, he will marry a rich girl instead of a poor one. That might be important or not - depends on his financial position. If I find that his estate was heavily mortgaged and that Mrs Bantry
has deliberately withheld that fact from us, I shall claim a foul.
Now Mrs Carpenter. You know, I have suspicions of Mrs Carpenter. Those white hands, for one thing, and her excellent alibi at the time the herbs were picked - I always distrust alibis.
And I've got another reason for suspecting her which I will keep to myself. Still, on the whole, if I've got to plump, I shall plump for Miss Maude Wye, because there's more evidence against her than anyone else.'
'Next boy,' said Mrs Bantry, and pointed at Dr Lloyd.
'I think you're wrong, Clithering, in sticking to the theory that the girl's death was meant. I am convinced that the murderer intended to do away with Sir Ambrose. I don't think that young Lorimer had the necessary knowledge. I am inclined to believe that Mrs Carpenter was the guilty party. She had been a long time with the family, knew all about the state of Sir Ambrose's health, and could easily arrange for this girl Sylvia (who, you said yourself, was rather stupid) to pick the right leaves. Motive, I confess, I don't see; but I hazard the guess that Sir Ambrose had at one time made a will in which she was mentioned. That's the best I can do.'
Mrs Bantry's pointing finger went on to Jane Helier.
'I don't know what to say,' said Jane, 'except this: Why shouldn't the girl herself have done it? She took the leaves into the kitchen after all. And you say Sir Ambrose had been sticking out against her marriage. If he died, she'd get the money and be able to marry at once. She'd know just as much about Sir Ambrose's health as Mrs Carpenter would.'
Mrs Bantry's finger came slowly round to Miss Marple.
'Now then, School Marm.' she said.
'Sir Henry has put it all very clearly - very clearly indeed,' said Miss Marple. 'And Dr Lloyd was so right in what he said. Between them they seem to have made things so very clear. Only I don't think Dr Lloyd quite realized one aspect of what he said. You see, not being Sir Ambrose's medical adviser, he couldn't know just what kind of heart trouble Sir Ambrose had, could he?'
'I don't quite see what you mean. Miss Marple,' said Dr Lloyd.
'You're assuming - aren't you? - that Sir Ambrose had the kind of heart that digitalin would affect adversely? But there's nothing to prove that that's so. It might be just the other way about.'
'The other way about?'
'Yes, you did say that it was often prescribed for heart trouble?'
'Even then, Miss Marple, I don't see what that leads to?'
'Well, it would mean that he would have digitalin in his possession quite naturally - without having to account for it. What I am trying to say (I always express myself so badly) is this: Supposing you wanted to poison anyone with a fatal dose of digitalin. Wouldn't the simplest and easiest way be to arrange for everyone to be poisoned - actually by digitalis leaves? It wouldn't be fatal in anyone else's case, of course, but no one would be surprised at one victim because, as Dr Lloyd said, these things are so uncertain. No one would be likely to ask whether the girl had actually had a fatal dose of infusion of digitalis or something of that kind. He might have put it in a cocktail, or in her coffee or even made her drink it quite simply as a tonic.'
'You mean Sir Ambrose poisoned his ward, the charming girl whom he loved?'
'That's just it,' said Miss Marple. 'Like Mr Badger and his young housekeeper. Don't tell me it's absurd for a man of sixty to fall in love with a girl of twenty. It happens every day - and I daresay with an old autocrat like Sir Ambrose, it might take him queerly.
These things become a madness sometimes. He couldn't bear the thought of her getting married - did his best to oppose it - and failed. His mad jealousy became so great that he preferred killing her to letting her go to young Lorimer. He must have thought of it some time beforehand, because that foxglove seed would have to be sown among the sage. He'd pick it himself when the time came, and send her into the kitchen with it. It's horrible to think of, but I suppose we must take as merciful a view of it as we can.
Gentlemen of that age are sometimes very peculiar indeed where young girls are concerned. Our last organist - but there, I mustn't talk scandal.'
'Mrs Bantry,' said Sir Henry. 'Is this so?'
Mrs Bantry nodded.
'Yes. I'd no idea of it - never dreamed of the thing being anything but an accident. Then, after Sir Ambrose's death, I got a letter. He had left directions to send it to me. He told me the truth in it I don't know why - but he and I always got on very well together.' In the momentary silence, she seemed to feel an unspoken criticism and went on hastily: 'You think I'm betraying a confidence - but that isn't so. I've changed all the names. He wasn't really called Sir Ambrose Bercy. Didn't you see how Arthur stared stupidly when I said that name to him? He didn't understand at first I've changed everything. It's like they say in magazines and in the beginning of books: "All the characters in this story are purely fictitious." You never know who they really are.'
The Affair at the Bungalow
'I've thought of something,' said Jane Helier. Her beautiful face was lit up with the confident smile of a child expecting approbation. It was a smile such as moved audiences nightly in London, and which had made the fortunes of photographers. 'It happened,' she went on carefully, 'to a friend of mine.' Everyone made encouraging but slightly hypocritical noises. Colonel Bantry, Mrs Bantry, Sir Henry Clithering, Dr Lloyd and old Miss Marple were one and all convinced that Jane's 'friend' was Jane herself. She would have been quite incapable of remembering or taking an interest in anything affecting anyone else.
'My friend,' went on Jane. '(I won't mention her name) was an actress - a very well-known actress.'
No one expressed surprise. Sir Henry Clithering thought to himself: 'Now I wonder how many sentences it will be before she forgets to keep up the fiction, and says "I" instead of "She"?'
'My friend was on tour in the provinces - this was a year or two ago. I suppose I'd better not give the name of the place. It was a riverside town not very far from London. I'll call it - '
She paused, her brows perplexed in thought. The invention of even a simple name appeared to be too much for her. Sir Henry came to the rescue.
'Shall we call it Riverbury?' he suggested gravely.
'Oh, yes, that would do splendidly. Riverbury, I'll remember that.
Well, as I say, this - my friend - was at Riverbury with her company, and a very curious thing happened.'
She puckered her brows again.
'It's very difficult,' she said plaintively, 'to say just what you want.
One gets things mixed up and tells the wrong things first.'
'You're doing it beautifully,' said Dr Lloyd encouragingly. 'Go on.'
'Well, this curious thing happened. My friend was sent for to the police station. And she went. It seemed there had been a burglary at a riverside bungalow and they'd arrested a young man, and he told a very odd story. And so they sent for her.
'She'd never been to a police station before, but they were very nice to her - very nice indeed.'
'They would be, I'm sure,' said Sir Henry.
'The sergeant - I think it was a sergeant - or it may have been an inspector - gave her a chair and explained things, and of course I saw at once that it was some mistake - '
'Aha,' thought Sir Henry. 'I. Here we are. I thought as much.'
'My friend said so,' continued Jane, serenely unconscious of her self-betrayal. 'She explained she had been rehearsing with her understudy at the hotel and that she'd never even heard of this Mr Faulkener. And the sergeant said, "Miss Hel - "'
She stopped and flushed.
'Miss Helman,' suggested Sir Henry with a twinkle.
'Yes - yes, that would do. Thank you. He said. "Well, Miss Helman, I felt it must be some mistake, knowing that you were stopping at the Bridge Hotel," and he said would I have any objection to confronting - or was it being confronted? I can't remember.'
'It doesn't really matter,' said Sir Henry reassuringly.
'Anyway, with the young man. So I said, "Of course not." And they brought him and said, "T
his is Miss Helier," and - Oh!' Jane broke off open-mouthed.
'Never mind, my dear,' said Miss Marple consolingly. 'We were bound to guess, you know. And you haven't given us the name of the place or anything that really matters.'
'Well,' said Jane. 'I did mean to tell it as though it happened to someone else. But it is difficult, isn't it! I mean one forgets so.'
Everyone assured her that it was very difficult, and soothed and reassured, she went on with her slightly involved narrative.
'He was a nice-looking man - quite a nice-looking man. Young, with reddish hair. His mouth just opened when he saw me. And the sergeant said, "Is this the lady?" And he said, "No, indeed it isn't. What an ass I have been." And I smiled at him and said it didn't matter.'
'I can picture the scene,' said Sir Henry.
Jane Helier frowned.
'Let me see - how had I better go on?'
'Supposing you tell us what it was all about, dear,' said Miss Marple, so mildly that no one could suspect her of irony. 'I mean what the young man's mistake was, and about the burglary.'
'Oh, yes,' said Jane. 'Well, you see, this young man - Leslie Faulkener, his name was - had written a play. He'd written several plays, as a matter of fact, though none of them had ever been taken. And he had sent this particular play to me to read. I didn't know about it, because of course I have hundreds of plays sent to me and I read very few of them myself - only the ones I know something about. Anyway, there it was, and it seems that Mr Faulkener got a letter from me - only it turned out not to be really from me - you understand - '
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