by Mark Morris
‘Hell no. In light of the situation I’d settle for grits and a soda.’
Purna snorted a laugh.
They knew they were nearing the main street when the ground rose abruptly, curving away from the sea. Suddenly the path became a set of stone steps, caged on both sides by a waist-high chain-link fence.
‘We need to be extra vigilant from now on,’ Purna said. ‘Try not to get hemmed in anywhere.’
‘Like here you mean?’ said Sam, eyeing the surrounding foliage nervously.
‘We don’t have much choice here,’ said Purna. ‘Let’s just move quickly and stay alert.’
They hurried up the steps, weapons at the ready. Near the top they heard the sound of voices. Sam raised a hand and they paused a moment, listening.
It sounded like two men talking, though what Sam, Purna and Xian Mei found puzzling was that they were making no attempt to keep their voices low. However, although the voices were loud, they had a muffled quality to them, indicating they were indoors rather than out in the open.
‘What the hell is—’ Sam began, then they all heard a sound that answered the question he was about to ask: canned laughter.
‘It’s a TV show,’ Xian Mei said.
Sam frowned. ‘But who’d be watching TV at a time like this?’
‘Maybe someone who has no idea what’s happening,’ Purna suggested.
‘Then I guess we ought to tell them,’ said Sam, ‘before they find out the hard way.’
The blaring of the TV grew louder as they ascended the last dozen steps. Though the infected had probably had hours to check out the noise, it still made all three of them nervous to be so close to something that could potentially attract attention. The top of the steps opened out into a back yard, behind what Sam guessed was one of the buildings lining the long main street. From what he had seen of them, the bars, restaurants and retail outlets were not only crammed together in a jumble of shapes and sizes and styles, but they were also in various states of repair, as if the street had grown up organically, rather than being planned as a tourist-serving fait accompli from the outset.
This particular building was a shabby clapboard affair sandwiched between two taller and more austere edifices constructed of steel, glass and polished wood. Ominously there was an overturned dustbin in the yard, spewing rubbish, and the screen door at the back was half open. A narrow alley to the left of the building provided access to and from the main street.
‘This doesn’t look good,’ said Xian Mei.
Sam glanced at her. ‘Think we should check it out?’
‘It would probably be foolish,’ said Purna.
‘But?’ said Sam.
She sighed. ‘But if someone is in there, oblivious to what’s happening …’
Sam nodded. ‘They might as well be banging a dinner gong.’
He took the lead, crossing the yard quickly. At the screen door he paused and knocked.
‘Hey,’ he called softly. ‘Anyone in here?’
There was no reply.
‘I’m going in,’ he said. ‘And before you say it, yeah, I’ll be careful.’
‘I’m coming too,’ said Purna.
Sam frowned. ‘Someone should stay out here in case of visitors.’
Xian Mei pulled an ‘oh well’ face and shrugged, as if she had drawn the short straw.
‘Yell if you need us,’ Purna said, placing a hand briefly on Xian Mei’s arm, then she slipped into the building behind Sam.
If this was a store of some kind, then it didn’t seem like it from the back. Clearly the rear of the building was given over to living quarters, indicating that this was a home as much as a place of work. The first room they entered was a kitchen, modest and shabby, but also clean and neat. There was nothing out of place here, nothing to indicate that anything untoward had been happening.
The blaring TV was located somewhere deeper in the house. Sam and Purna crossed the room swiftly to the inner door, Sam placing his ear against it to see if he could make out any other sounds. Unable to do so, he glanced at Purna and she nodded. He opened the door, gritting his teeth against the creak it made, and stepped through quickly, looking every which way to assess the terrain. The TV was now so loud that Sam was able to tell which show was playing – it was a rerun of Friends. He even recognized the episode; it was the one where Ross and Rachel get married in Vegas after drinking themselves insensible.
The noise of the TV was coming from a room beyond an open door to their right. In the centre of the opposite wall was another door, closed and with a key in the lock. Sam guessed that this one must lead into the retail/public area at the front of the building. The left-hand wall was dominated by a narrow wooden staircase stretching upwards into shadows. Sam moved forward, but stopped after a couple of seconds when Purna put a hand on his arm.
‘What is it?’ he hissed.
‘I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking that if there were any infected in there you’d hear them moving about.’
Sam said nothing. That had been what he’d been thinking, but he waited for her to go on.
‘But just remember,’ she said, ‘that although the infected are probably not cunning enough to set traps, people are. And in situations like this people get desperate.’
Sam couldn’t imagine why anyone would deliberately want to draw attention to themselves, but he nodded nevertheless. ‘Don’t worry,’ he whispered. ‘I won’t get sloppy.’
He slid along the wall to the open door and peered into the room beyond. He couldn’t see much. The curtains were closed and it was still a little too early for daylight to seep in and make much of an impact. The constantly flickering gleam from the TV made what he could see shimmer and shift queasily. Somewhere among the shadows and the jumpy, ice-white light, he made out a sideboard, a small side table and the back of what appeared to be some kind of recliner – a tank of a chair at any rate, upholstered in some kind of rough, hessian-like material. From the slithering fall of light on the planes and angles of the walls and furniture it seemed reasonable to assume that the recliner was facing the TV. Constantly alert for movement, Sam crept further into the room, raising the flare pistol as he approached the back of the chair.
He was maybe a metre from it when something crunched beneath his foot. Looking down he saw broken glass, and a further glance revealed a table lamp on the floor, its bulb shattered and its wire-and-fabric shade, which was lying several feet away, mangled and crushed as though it had been trampled by uncaring feet.
‘If there’s anyone here, let me tell you that I’m armed and I ain’t taking no shit,’ Sam said loudly. As an afterthought he added, ‘I come in peace.’
From behind him, Purna said, ‘Brace yourself. I’m turning the light on.’
There was a click and the room was suddenly filled with harsh electric light. The first thing the two of them saw, which had previously been concealed by the gloom, was the blood.
It formed a thick, red sticky pool – almost an island – on the green carpet around the chair. Looking down, Sam realized that the toe of one of his Reeboks was mere centimetres away from the edge of the pool. He stepped back quickly, as if afraid it might reach out and grab him.
Also revealed by the light was a hand, a withered old lady’s claw, sporting a diamond-encrusted wedding ring. It was hanging limply over the arm of the chair, the blood that was dripping from its fingers making a very faint plip sound as it added to the pool below.
Sam and Purna looked at each other, already resigned to the sight of another atrocity, and slowly rounded the chair on opposite sides, forming a wide arc to avoid having to step in the blood. Sitting in the chair, the TV remote control still resting on the side cushion within reach of her right hand, was a scrawny woman in her eighties or maybe older. She had wispy, nicotine-yellow hair and inordinately showy diamond studs in the fleshy lobes of her ears. The skin of her face, which had remained untouched by her killer, was like crumpled brown paper, and there was startlingly pink
lipstick edging the yawning O of her open mouth.
Although her face was untouched, the same could not be said of her torso. From her throat to her groin she had been torn apart, the damage so extensive it was as though a grenade had detonated in her belly. There was barely anything left of her bodily contents but a few shreds of bloody pulp clinging to the inside of a torn sack of human skin. She was so insubstantial she looked as if she could be folded up and packed in a suitcase.
‘Well, I guess there’s nothing—’ Sam began, and then the old woman opened pale, cataracted eyes and made a horrible hissing gurgle, as if she was sifting wet gravel through her throat.
Sam jumped, his eyebrows shooting so far up his forehead that they became lost beneath the rim of his red bandanna. ‘You have got to be kidding me!’ he shouted, watching in disgust as the woman’s quivering hand rose from the chair and clawed feebly at the air in an effort to reach him.
Stony-faced, Purna raised the heavy crowbar she was holding and brought it down mercilessly on the woman’s skull. There was a crack and the skull split open, releasing a gush of thin, brownish blood which ran down the woman’s face and into her milky eyes. Two more swift blows were all it took to shatter the skull completely, and a further two caused sufficient damage to the brain for the woman to slump and become still.
Sam stared down at the wreck of the old woman’s body, appalled.
‘It was a mercy killing,’ said Purna, as if she felt a need to justify her actions. ‘I couldn’t stand the thought of her just sitting here, day after day, full of that … that hunger.’
‘I know,’ said Sam, his voice clogged with revulsion. He cleared his throat. ‘You did the right thing.’
‘Come on,’ Purna said, ‘let’s get out of here.’
Sam nodded. ‘Gladly.’
Although they had only been in the house for a few minutes, they both breathed in deeply as they stepped outside, as if released from a long ordeal.
Clearly relieved, Xian Mei, who had been watching the alleyway, hurried up to them. ‘What did you find in there?’
‘You don’t wanna know,’ muttered Sam. ‘All quiet out here?’
Xian Mei nodded. ‘I saw a couple of those things – a man and a woman – walk past the end of the alleyway, but they didn’t see me.’
Purna looked up at the sky. All that remained of the night were a few shreds of inky cloud.
‘Let’s get this done quickly,’ she said. ‘It’ll be full daylight soon.’
They hurried up the alleyway as fleet-footed as they could, dropping to a huddled crouch when the buildings to either side of them no longer provided cover. They scanned the main street in the hope of spotting a suitable vehicle. They had already discussed what they should be looking for before setting off. Ideally they needed something like a delivery truck – something nippy and mobile, but large enough to carry plenty of provisions and stout enough to withstand attack. They had decided the best thing to do would be to target a vehicle that clearly belonged to a specific retail outlet rather than one that might just have been parked randomly on the street. That way it was more likely that they would find the keys inside the building that it served.
‘There,’ said Sam, pointing to his left. On the opposite side of the street, maybe a hundred and fifty metres away, was a surf shop called Wave Your Worries Goodbye. The shop sign above a display window full of surf gear and wetsuits was red, the name painted in calligraphy-type letters on a silver surfboard. Parked out front was a red van bearing the same logo.
‘Wave your worries goodbye,’ murmured Purna. ‘Very appropriate.’
‘I like to think of it as an omen,’ said Sam.
From their vantage point they could see a couple of hundred metres along the street in either direction. At this moment only two of the infected were visible – a white guy of medium build in his early thirties wearing a black E Street Band tour T-shirt and cut-off jeans, and a pretty dark-haired girl of about eighteen in white shorts and a floral-print vest. The girl had brightly coloured plastic bangles on her wrists and a small shoulder bag on a long thin strap jouncing perkily on her hip. The man’s hands and face were slathered in blood. The girl was chewing on what looked like a human liver, burying her face in it and snuffling like a pig.
‘Those were the two I saw earlier,’ whispered Xian Mei.
‘If we’re quick they’ll hopefully be the only two we’ll have to contend with,’ said Purna.
Quickly she outlined her plan, and Sam and Xian Mei nodded their agreement. Without further preamble she said, ‘Let’s go.’ Then the three of them stood up and began to run across the street.
They had covered almost half the distance before they were spotted. It was the girl who saw them first, her head snapping up as if she had caught their scent on the air. She let loose a snarling roar, dropped the lump of meat she was holding and started running towards them, the bag looped around her shoulder flying behind her.
She converged with them when they were around ten metres from the van. Ignoring Purna, who was in the lead, she targeted Sam.
‘I got it!’ he shouted, slowing just enough to raise the flare pistol and fire at the girl. The flare exploded against her chest in a flash of light, blackening her clothes. She screeched in rage and staggered slightly, but didn’t go down. ‘Fuck!’ Sam shouted and veered to meet her head on, swinging the machete. When she reached for him, he hacked at her arm, almost severing it with one blow and knocking her off-balance. As she stumbled, her badly wounded arm gushing blood, he raised the machete again, stepping to one side so he could get a good swing at her head.
The first blow buried itself deep in the side of her skull, lopping off the top part of her ear. As she fell, he wrenched the machete free and followed up with two more savage blows, silencing her for ever. The adrenalin was pounding in his ears and so he didn’t immediately register that Xian Mei was screaming for help. When he did, he turned to see her on the ground, the male zombie clinging to her kicking right leg, trying to bite it.
Her machete was lying several metres away from her, and she was simultaneously trying to scrabble towards it and avoid getting bitten. She pistoned her left leg out, hitting the zombie in the face with the sole of her foot and breaking his nose with a crunch. However, although the kick snapped his head back, it didn’t loosen his grip on her leg. Hearing a crash, and registering in his peripheral vision that Purna was focused on kicking in the door of Wave Your Worries Goodbye, Sam ran across to Xian Mei, raising his machete once again.
He brought it down with all his force on the back of the zombie’s head, cleaving its skull. The creature fell forward on to its face, its body spasming and jerking as its dying brain short-circuited. As it died in a spreading pool of its own blood, Xian Mei scooted backwards away from it and scrambled to her feet. Her right leg was scratched and a little bloody, but she seemed otherwise unharmed.
‘You OK?’ Sam asked.
‘Fine,’ she said, snatching up her machete.
The two of them glanced around, then hurried across to the van parked outside Wave Your Worries Goodbye. Purna had succeeded in kicking the door open now and had gone inside.
Before Sam could even think about going in after her, she was running back out, left hand raised triumphantly, keys jangling on the loop of a keyring around her finger.
‘You see anyone?’ Sam asked.
She shook her head. ‘Neither dead nor alive.’ Then her eyes flickered beyond him and widened. ‘Shit.’
Sam and Xian Mei turned to see a zombie running towards them. It was a fat, bald white man of about sixty, with a grey beard and fuzzy blue tattoos on his hairy arms. Unlike the other zombies they had seen, he was not drenched with the messy remains of a recent meal. The cause of his infection, however, was clear. His left leg was badly bitten and he was missing the thumb and forefinger of his left hand.
The man’s face was as blue as a heart attack victim’s and his pendulous belly swung beneath a yellow T-shirt bearing th
e legend World’s Greatest Lover. His bottom half was clad only in a pair of black Speedos and he was wearing an open-toed sandal on his right foot; his other was bare.
Purna pressed a button on the key fob and the van chirruped and flashed its lights as its doors unlocked. They ran across to it and got in, Purna diving into the driver’s seat, Sam and Xian Mei running around to the passenger door. Sam glanced at the approaching zombie as Xian Mei climbed into the van ahead of him. Though it was running as fast as it could, its steps were lumbering, its weight slowing it down. It made Sam think of an old lion that was getting too slow to hunt; he almost felt sorry for it.
The zombie was still ten metres short of them when the van pulled away. Watching it in the wing mirror, Sam saw it try to put on an extra spurt of speed but succeed only in tripping over and sprawling headlong in the dust.
Need to lose some weight, you fat fuck, he thought, then turned as Purna muttered, ‘Hell.’
‘What’s wrong?’ asked Xian Mei, who was sitting in the middle of the three front seats.
‘We’re almost out of gas,’ Purna said. She raised her eyes Heavenwards. ‘Thank you, God.’
‘Bound to be a gas station around here someplace,’ said Sam.
‘There is,’ said Xian Mei. ‘There’s one further along the main street, back the way we’ve just come.’
Without hesitation, Purna hit the brakes and turned the steering wheel, performing a neat U-turn. They were now heading back towards the fat, grey-bearded zombie, which appeared to be picking itself up almost ruefully, its bare legs and the front of its T-shirt covered in brown dust.
At their approach, the zombie held up its hands and lurched into their path, like a drunken late-night reveller trying to hail a cab. Purna gave a casual jerk on the steering wheel to bypass it, but in a desperate attempt to satisfy its hunger it flung itself at the van. There was a heavy thump and the van shuddered slightly as the zombie impacted with the side of it and bounced off. Once again glancing into his wing mirror as they sped away, Sam saw the zombie, its shattered arm now hanging at a bizarre angle, pick itself up from a spatter of its own blood and stagger hopelessly after them.
