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by Loren D. Estleman


  While most dialects evolve by accident, the terms and phrases that baffled Page Murdock and Edward Anderson Beecher upon their arrival in San Francisco were coined deliberately, in order to avoid arrest. Employing this code, a pair of “tobbies” (street toughs) could plan to “stifle a stagger” (murder an informer) within a police officer’s hearing without alerting that authority to the fact that a homicide was being discussed; assuming, that is, that the policeman was not a “fly cop”(an officer who knows the score). This subterfuge would be borrowed by killers for hire during our own gangster era, when U.S. racket busters scratched their heads over conversations on wiretap recordings about “putting out a contract for a hit.”

  Thieves’ cant has changed. Much of the terminology common to Spitalfields, Hell’s Kitchen, Murder Point, and Sydney Harbor is as incomprehensible to us today as it was intended to be to the swells and squares outside Barbary. But much of it remains, sprinkling spice on the American vernacular, crossing all class barriers, and piercing even the walls of the White House. If the reader has doubts, perhaps he’ll reconsider the next time he “fobs off a shady deal on some oaf.” It’s also more than likely that just moments ago he replied to a question in the affirmative, using the once-trendily misspelled phrase “oll kerrect” although he probably referred to it by its initials.

  For details about the fascinating hell that was shanty San Francisco, as well as his introduction to the idiom, this writer is indebted to Herbert Asbury’s The Barbary Coast (New York, Alfred A. Knopf, 1933), still the standard work on its subject after seventy years. However, a Rosetta Stone was required to unlock the secret of what in blazes half the characters were talking about, and this was found in two sources: A Dictionary of the Underworld (New York, Bonanza Books, 1961), first published by Eric Partridge in 1949 and updated in a new edition twelve years later; and The Secret Language of Crime: The Rogue’s Lexicon (Springfield, Ill., Templegate Publishers, 1997), compiled in 1859 by George W. Matsell, a former chief of police of New York City. From “Abraham”(to pose or sham) to “Zulu”(a vehicle employed to transport an immigrant’s personal effects), these invaluable references provide a history of the evolution of the crooks’ code from 1560 through the Great Depression.

  Unfortunately, the entries are not cross-referenced, and the process of writing dialogue, normally a breezy affair for this writer, slowed to tortoise pace while he searched for the proper crude term for “throat” and stumbled, at weary length, upon “gutter-lane.” Perhaps in later editions the editors will take pity on their readers and bring out the equivalent of an English-to-sewer-rat dictionary.

  Although efforts were made to use this special slang in a rhythm and context that would guide understanding (except during the conversation between the two Hoodlums in chapter thirteen, which was presented as nearly impenetrable for demonstration and comic effect), some readers may still be at sea. (This is in no way a condescending remark; it means they are square citizens, who wouldn’t be caught dead cracking a ken or munging a duce.) For them, the following terms and definitions may be of use.

  ARTICLES…Clothing

  BARKING-IRONS…Handguns

  BEAK…A judge or magistrate

  BENISON…Blessing

  BLACK OINTMENT…Raw meat

  BLACK-SPY…Satan

  BLOW…To inform upon someone

  BLUNT…Money

  BOBMYPAL…Ladyfriend (Gal)

  BOOLY-DOGS…Police officers

  BREAK A LEG…To bear a child out of wedlock

  BUFE…A dog

  BULLY…A lump of lead, handy for bludgeoning

  CALFSKIN…The Bible. (“Smack the calfskin”—Kiss the Bible and swear)

  CALLAHAN…A billyclub

  CAP…To join in

  CHANT…One’s name

  CLY…A pocket; also, to pocket

  COLE…Money

  CONIAKERS…Counterfeiters

  CONK…One’s nose

  COVE…A man

  CRABS…Feet

  CRANKY…Insane

  CRIMP…A recruiter for a sailors’ boardinghouse

  CRUSHER…A policeman

  CUES…Points in a game of chance

  CULL…A man

  CUT ONE’S EYES…Become suspicious

  DADDLES…Hands

  DANCE AT MY DEATH…May I hang

  DARBIES…Manacles

  DAWB…A bribe; also, to bribe

  DEAD GAME…Certain

  DONEGAN…A privy; also, it can’t be helped

  DOSS…A bed

  DUFFER…A man posing as a sailor

  DUSTY…Dangerous

  EARTH-BATH…Burial

  EASE…To rob or kill

  EMPEROR…A drunk

  ETERNITY-BOX…A coffin

  FACER…A glass filled so full that one must bring one’s face to the glass instead of the other way around

  FAMS…Hands

  FINIFF…Five dollars

  FISH…A sailor

  FLAPPERS…Hands

  FLASH…Knowing; to speak knowingly (“Patter the flash”)

  FLIMP…To wrestle

  FLUSH…Rich

  FLY…Wise

  FRIDAY FACE…A glum visage, Friday being the traditional day of hanging

  FUNK…To frighten

  GABS…Talk

  GAGE…Money; a pot

  GRIM…Death

  HANDLE…One’s nose

  HEDGE…To bet on both sides; to side with God and Satan at once

  HICKSAM…A fool

  HOIST A HUFF…To rob violently

  JACK…A small coin

  JACK COVE…A worthless, miserable fellow

  JACK SPRAT…A small man

  JADE…Hard time in prison

  JOLLY…One’s head; also, a sham

  JOSKIN…A country bumpkin

  KICK…A pocket

  KNOCK-ME-DOWN…Strong drink

  KNOLLY…One’s head (“Knowledge-box”)

  LAMPS…Eyes

  LAY…One’s particular scheme; M.O.

  LOPE…Run away

  LURCH…Get rid of

  MADAM RHAN…A faithless or immoral woman

  MAWLEYS…Hands

  MOLLISHER…A woman, usually a harlot (“Molly” “Moll”)

  MONAGER…One’s name or alias

  MUMMER…One’s mouth

  NEB…One’s face

  NIP…To rob

  NODDLE…A fool

  NUB…One’s neck

  NUG…Dear one

  OAK…Strong; dependable

  OFFICE…A signal (“Tip the office”)

  OLD SHOE…Good luck

  ON THE SHARP…Smart and not easily cheated

  PACKET…A lie

  PADDING KEN…A rooming house

  PAD THE HOOF…Walk or run away

  PANNAM…Bread

  PANTER…One’s heart

  PEACH…To inform

  PECK…Food

  PEERY…Suspicious

  PEGO…A sailor

  PERSUADER…A weapon; a spur

  PHARSE…The eighth part

  PLUMMY (or PLUMBY)…All right

  POLISH IRON…Go to prison (“Polish iron bars with one’s eyebrows”)

  PONCE…A kept man

  PONY…Money; to post one’s money

  PRAD…A horse

  PRIM…A handsome woman

  PUPPY…Blind

  PUT…A clownish fool

  PUT UP TO ONE’S ARMPITS…Cheat one of his possessions

  QUEEN DICK…Never (“The reign of Queen Dick” a nonperson)

  QUEER…Counterfeit money

  RABBIT…A rough, rowdy fellow

  RAMMER…One’s arm

  RED RAG…One’s tongue

  RHINO FAT…Rich as Midas

  RUB…Run

  RUSTY…Bad-tempered

  SCOLD’S-CURE…Death

  SCRAG…Hang

  SCRUB…A cruel man

  SEA-CRAB…A sailor

  SCOT…A young bull

  SCOUR…Run a
way

  SCREAVES…Bank notes

  SERVE OUT…To thrash someone

  SHAPER…A hat

  SHINERAGS…Nothing

  SHOP…Prison

  SINK…To cheat

  SKEP…A money cache

  SKIPPER…A barn

  SKYCER…A worthless parasite

  SLAG…A chain (also. “Slang”)

  SLANG…To chain something (also, a chain)

  SLINGTAIL…A chicken

  SLUICE ONE’S GOB…To drink (“Wet your whistle”)

  SMICKET…A woman’s skirt

  SMOKY…Suspicious

  SNAGGLE…To wring the neck of a chicken or other fowl

  SPEEL…Run away

  SPLIT OUT…To end one’s association

  SPOONEY…Gullible

  SPUD…Worthless coin

  SQUAIL…A drink

  STAG…To inform upon

  STIFF…A letter

  STRETCH…One year

  STOW ONE’S WID…Be silent

  STUBBLE…Hold (“Stubble your red rag”=“Hold your tongue”)

  STUN ONE OUT OF HIS REGULARS…To cheat one of his rights

  SWABLER…A filthy fellow

  SWIG…A drink

  TAPPER…A police officer

  THIMBLE…A watch

  TICKRUM…A license

  TOBBING…Waylaying by striking one on the head

  TOMMY…Bread

  TOP…To cheat

  TOP-CHEAT…A hat

  TOPPER…A blow on the head

  TOP-ROPES…High living

  TRINKETS…Burglar tools; weapons

  U.S.COVE…A man in the employ of the United States

  VAMPERS…Stockings

  WARE HAWK…Beware

  WHIFFLE…To cry out in pain

  WHISKER…An elaborate lie

  YACK…A watch

  The following is a rough translation of the conversation Page Murdock overheard between two Hoodlums in Daniel Webster Wheelock’s reception room:

  “I’ll be hanged if it isn’t old Pox. I heard you were in prison.”

  “No, Freddie, that was a lie. Some sharpers impersonating police officers tried to cheat me out of my goods, but I saw it was a swindle and ran home.”

  “You always were a smart fellow.”

  “Well, I’m not blind. How’s your girl?”

  “I haven’t seen her in a year. We broke up.”

  “The devil you say. I thought you were all right.”

  “As did I. She informed on me to the police.

  Cheated me out of my rights, she did, and I gave her a good thrashing.”

  “I’d have bet my shirt she was honest.”

  “You’d be a fool if you did. I tell you, she’s as bad as they come.”

  “You must have felt yourself a clown.”

  “Shut your mouth, Pox. You wouldn’t know a no-good woman if she picked your pocket right under your nose.”

  “Don’t take offense, you young bull. If she betrayed you, why aren’t you in prison?”

  “I had good luck. I was facing a long sentence sure as death, but Captain Dan bribed the judge and arranged for a not-guilty verdict.”

  “Do you swear to that?”

  “Look at my hands. Am I in manacles?”

  “What does Captain Dan have in mind?”

  “That’s why I’m here. If he wants me to hit people on the head and rob them, I’m his man.”

  “He can get anyone for that. He’ll want more for his money.”

  “The old fox keeps his plans to himself, that’s for sure.”

  “I agree with you there, Freddie, my friend. Throw me over for five dollars if I don’t.”

  Books by Loren D. Estleman

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  ANY MAN’S DEATH

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  ANGEL EYES

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  SUGARTOWN

  EVERY BRILLIANT EYE

  LADY YESTERDAY

  DOWNRIVER

  SILENT THUNDER

  SWEET WOMEN LIE

  NEVER STREET

  THE WITCHFINDER

  THE HOURS OF THE VIRGIN

  A SMILE ON THE FACE OF THE TIGER

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  THE HIGH ROCKS*

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  STAMPING GROUND*

  ACES & EIGHTS*

  JOURNEY OF THE DEAD*

  JITTERBUG*

  THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN MOVING

  PICTURE ASSOCIATION*

  THE MASTER EXECUTIONER*

  WHITE DESERT*

  SINISTER HEIGHTS

  SOMETHING BORROWED, SOMETHING BLACK*

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  PORT HAZARD*

  This is a work of fiction. All the characters and events portrayed in this novel are either fictitious or are used fictitiously.

  PORT HAZARD: A PAGE MURDOCK NOVEL

  Copyright © 2004 by Loren D. Estleman

  All rights reserved, including the right to reproduce this book, or portions thereof, in any form.

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  Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

  Estleman, Loren D.

  Port hazard: a Page Murdock novel / Loren D. Estleman.—1st ed.

  p. cm.

  ISBN: 978-1-4299-7539-1

  1. Murdock, Page (Fictitious character)—Fiction. 2. San Francisco (Calif.)—Fiction. 3. United States marshals—Fiction. 4. Murder for hire—Fiction. I. Title.

  PS3555.S84P67 2004

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