Zee laughed, responding unconsciously to the touch of the benevolent magic. “Not from around here, are you! Well, you stick with Banyon; he’ll show you the ropes. He’s pretty street-smart.”
The two transit cops moved on, back to business; there were more important matters to claim their attention in the subway than a couple of licensed buskers.
When they’d gone, Hosea gave Eric a sidelong glance, followed by a slow smile. “Reckon I owe you one,” he said. Eric laughed.
“Just want to keep a good musician out of trouble,” he replied easily. “How were you to know you need a license? Listen, let’s collect a take while the collecting’s good, and I’ll tell you all about what you need to know afterwards.”
Hosea nodded, and combed back the long blond hair that flopped down into his eyes back with a set of strong, brown fingers. “Old standard?” he suggested, and played the first few notes of “Foggy Mountain Breakdown.”
Eric nodded. Everybody knew that one—the Lester Flat and Earl Scruggs classic had been the theme song to the movie Bonnie and Clyde. And while it was written for banjo and fiddle, there was no reason he couldn’t take the fiddle part.
“Then—how about we follow straight into ‘Devil Went Down to Georgia’ and ‘Mama Tried’?” Eric countered. There. I’m not just a Celtic purist, you know.
“Right.” Hosea’s eyes lit up slyly, and Eric suspected he was about to be given a run for his money. Hosea surged into the opening bars of the “Breakdown,” his fingers blurring on the strings. Eric barely made his entrance in time to take the melody away from the banjo and carry it.
Hosea, like many an Irish player at the Faires, had a wicked sense of humor and liked to accelerate the pace of an already fast piece with each successive pass. But Eric was ready for him—not that it was all that difficult for a Bard to figure out what another Bard was going to do next. By the time they segued into “Devil Went Down to Georgia,” they’d hit lightspeed. The crowd around them was thicker than before, and people were grinning and tapping their toes to the Charlie Daniels standard.
He’d had the joy of working with another Bard only Underhill, with his mentor Dharniel. That was always fun—if you could really use that word for anything to do with Master Dharniel—but it was nothing, nothing like working with another human Bard! There was a level of spontaneity and creative spark here that just wasn’t present when he made music with the elves, and it made all the difference. Eric closed his eyes and gave himself over to the purest pleasure he’d ever felt outside of sex—and it certainly lasted a whole lot longer than even the most athletic sexual adventure he’d ever had!
It wasn’t until he opened his eyes as he played the last flourish of “Mama Tried” that he realized they were surrounded six-deep by a gaping, grinning, toe-tapping human audience of people who should have been getting back to their jobs (or on to their lunches). The very moment they finished, money actually began to snow, rain, and hail into the banjo case, a veritable Hurricane Andrew of coins and small bills. Money that missed the case was scooped up and dumped into it by helpful hands, which was a small miracle in and of itself, as applause followed on the monetary accolade.
“Got enough to hold you for the next day or so?” Eric muttered sotto voce with a nod at the case.
Hosea grinned and nodded, his hair flopping into his eyes again. “That’ll get me vittles and a bunk at the Y for a couple days, while I study on what I’ve got to do next,” he replied. “Let’s give these nice folk something to play ’em out on.” His fingers began to move on the strings again.
Of all the tunes that Eric would have suspected Hosea would chose, this would not have been one. He listened as the banjo-Bard’s clever fingers picked out the deceptively lazy little “pink-a pink-a pink-a pink-a pink (pause) pink-a pink-a pink-a pink-a pink (pause).”
Eric recognized it immediately, and knew the tune so well that his flute was at his lips and the soft notes spilling out at exactly the right moment after that second pause. “The Rainbow Connection” from the very first Muppet movie—how had Hosea known how much he liked that tune? And where had an Appalachian mountain boy learned it?
I guess that only proves that we live in a globally connected world, when an Appalachian mountain boy and a Juilliard student can recognize the same tune and play it like a couple of old buddies.
Simple tunes are deceptive things; superficially easy to play, they are the very devil to play well. But in the hands of not one, but two Bards, the very simplicity allows the heart and soul to shine.
When they finished, this time the reward was smiles as well as applause. Eric bowed with a flourish, Hosea with a kind of foot-shuffling modesty. Eric was pretty sure that though Hosea was a practiced musician, he hadn’t been playing for money for very long—at least not as a street musician.
“Ladies and gents, you need to get back to your jobs, I’m sure—” Eric announced with practiced Faire-patter. Groans, and a chorus of “aaawwww!”—surely the greatest music to a musician’s ears—greeted this announcement.
“—so in the interest of making sure you don’t get in trouble, my friend Hosea and I will be taking a break now for a few hours. Thank you all, and we’ll be here off and on for the rest of the week!”
With no display of hurry, but with the efficiency of any busker who has sometimes seen his “take” vanish along with the rear end of a petty thief, Eric shoved the banjo case over behind Hosea’s legs with his foot while he scooped up his flute case and began taking his instrument apart and cleaning it. The crowd dispersed—with a few generous souls lobbing a couple more handfuls of change at the case for good measure as they left.
“This is half yours,” Hosea said, from a bent-over position, preparatory to doing something about the “take.”
“Oh, just pull out enough for some lunch for both of us and I’ll call it quits,” Eric replied absently. “Fifteen bucks should do it; that’ll leave you enough for bus fare to get to the Y and a street and subway map.”
Hosea looked up at him doubtfully, but seemed to sense that Eric was in earnest. He just shoved most of the “take” into the duffle he’d had behind him, keeping out a handful of bills that he crammed into his pocket. He placed the banjo lovingly into his case, and handed Eric his busking license back.
He moved very gracefully for such a big fellow; shortly he stood up with duffle and case slung over opposite shoulders, looking very much at ease and entirely out of place.
“So—your name’s Banyon,” he said, giving Eric a slow and considering once-over with those piercing blue eyes. “Is that a first name or a last?”
“Last. Eric Banyon, former RenFaire player, current Juilliard student, at your service,” Eric replied, making a little bow that mocked his status as “Juilliard student.”
But Hosea’s slow smile wouldn’t accept the mocking attitude. “Figured you had to be from around there,” he said. “Some feller told me it was up that-a-way”—he waved vaguely at the ceiling—“and I reckoned anybody could play like you was probably from there. Well, Eric Banyon, the cop said I was to stick by you, so where do we find lunch?”
Central Park on a July day was as good a substitute for countryside as you were likely to find within fifty miles, and a lot cooler under the trees than the city streets were. The park was a lot bigger, and had more secluded places, than anyone but a native New Yorker would be likely to guess—a lot of them avoided the Park anyway, fearing gangs and muggers. There had been a suggestion, a couple of years back, that wolves should be reintroduced—a suggestion that wasn’t entirely a silly idea. Wolves would do very well here if they could be kept in isolation, but it was inevitable that they’d crossbreed with feral dogs, which in a few generations would only mean that there would be a resident pack of slightly-more-lupine feral dogs in the remoter parts of the place. Probably not the best idea in the world, given the unpredictable nature of lupine-canine crossbreeds. It was bad enough that coyotes had made their way here and had a thriving
pack up by the Reservoir: no garbage can—or stray poodle—was safe.
Eric and Hosea gathered hot dogs and drinks from one of the Sabrett’s carts outside the Park, and Eric led his fellow Bard into one of those quieter spots more familiar to the bird watchers than to the Frisbee throwers. There was, in fact, one of the bird feeders that the bird watchers maintained in this little bit of half-tame wilderness, and when they finished their food, Eric watched some sort of tiny birds flitting to and from it.
Hosea had clearly not eaten today, but he hadn’t wolfed down the four (!) hot dogs he’d gotten for himself from the vendor. He’d eaten neatly and precisely, with not a crumb wasted or a bit of mustard smeared. He finished his soda, folded up all the paper neatly, and stuck it and the can into his duffle with the rest of his gear. No littering for this lad, evidently.
“So,” Hosea said at last, breaking the silence. “Where do I get me one of them licenses so I can play for the folks without getting myself in trouble with the law?”
Eric explained the whole process while Hosea listened carefully. “The next audition isn’t for another three weeks, though,” Eric concluded, and as Hosea’s face began to fall, he added quickly, “But don’t worry—you can busk in the Park without one, and you can busk with me in the subway.”
“Ain’t you got classes?” Hosea asked doubtfully.
“I can work around them,” Eric replied, then chuckled. “Besides, look what we did in half an hour together! There’s probably about a hundred bucks there—figure we hit the lunch crowd and the commuters going home, we’ll take in more than enough to cover your expenses until you can get a license for yourself. And you will,” he added, with certainty.
Of course you will. You’re a Bard, how can you not, if you put your mind and magic to it?
Hosea’s earnest gaze met his steadfastly. “You’ve been helping me because . . .” There was a long pause, and for the first time Eric saw Hosea hesitate, as if he weren’t quite sure how to put the thought into words. “Because of the music-magic. You’ve got the shine, too. Right?”
Eric hadn’t expected him to put it quite so bluntly, though after the first few notes he’d been pretty sure that Hosea knew his own gift, and recognized Eric for a kindred soul.
“Well—yeah,” Eric admitted a little sheepishly. “Where I come from, we’re called Bards.”
“Bards.” Hosea rolled the flavor of the word over in his mouth and thoughts. “Like—back in the Druid times?” He grinned at Eric’s raised eyebrows. “You reckon I’m right out of the hills, but we got libraries there, too. And the Internet.”
Eric laughed, a little ashamed of himself for assuming Hosea was as simple as he looked. It wasn’t precisely an act, Eric was coming to realize, but more of another defense against frightening people. Hosea was almost painfully courteous. “No offense meant,” he said.
“None taken. So, I ain’t never met another Bard before, except my Grandma. She had the shine, right enough. Guess I got it from her. I’m right glad you came to my rescue, Eric Banyon.” Hosea’s friendliness was as infectious as his grin.
“Right glad I did, too—” How could he not respond? There was something about Hosea that not only exuded trustfulness, but trustworthiness. He could no more have walked away from the guy than kicked a puppy in the face.
Besides, it isn’t as if I need the money. Eric’s needs were met—and more—by Elven magic. He’d gotten his busking license as much to help out some of the kids at Guardian House as to line his own pockets—or, admittedly, for the joy of playing for a live and mostly uncritical audience. His last assist had been to one of the dancers who lived on his floor—Amity was between dancing jobs and desperate to find something to pay her bills besides waitressing or cleaning houses. Eric had suggested that she bring a small square of “floor” with her down to the subway with him. He’d played, she’d danced, and together they made enough to pay her bills until the next job came along.
“Well, reckon you can find me the YMCA?” Hosea continued. “Friend of mine back home told me that was the place to stay when I got here; told me the rooms was cheap—at least, cheap as anything is here in the big city—and pretty safe. Not that I’ve got too much to worry about. Folks just take a look at me and just naturally think twice about making trouble, I guess.”
Eric grinned. Most people would leave a Bard alone, even if they weren’t sure why. And a Bard who was six-four and looked like he juggled pianos in his spare time was even less likely to attract undesirable attention.
He quickly thought about all the things he’d most needed when he first moved to New York. Bonnie and Kit had been there to get him settled in, but he’d still spent most of the first month getting lost every time he ventured out of his own neighborhood.
“First, we get you a street map, a bus-route map, and a subway map,” Eric decided. “That’ll help you find your way around. Come on.”
A quick stop at a newsstand took care of those immediate needs, and for good measure, Eric picked up a guidebook that would give Hosea a lot of reference points—not just the tourist attractions, but the important buildings, the schools and libraries and other major landmarks. After that, it was no great effort to get Hosea planted firmly in front of the nearest YMCA. Once inside, and only then, Hosea dug the day’s haul out of the duffle and counted it—he might not be street-smart, but he had a lot more common sense than a lot of people Eric knew.
They’d done better than Eric had thought. There was almost $200 there, even if half of it was in quarters and dollar coins, and a lot of subway tokens.
“I’m good for a week—” Hosea said, tentatively. He raised his eyebrows questioningly, offering Eric his share again as he paid for his room and took the key. Hosea didn’t have a credit card—no ID of any kind but a driver’s license and a library card, both from someplace in West Virginia—so the room clerk had asked for cash in advance. Hosea had paid for three days, after being assured he could extend his stay if he wished.
“No worries,” Eric assured him. “Look—here’s my phone number and address, but I’ll come and meet you back here—Sunday night, say. That’s day after tomorrow. We can run through some numbers and set up a playlist. Then at noon break on Monday, wait for me at the main entrance to the school and we’ll do a lunch gig.” He coughed, a little embarrassed. “I’d gig with you the rest of this weekend, but I’ve got friends coming in—”
“Reckon friends got to come before strangers,” Hosea countered, with a grin. “You said that it’s okay to play in the Park, right? So I’ll play in the Park. I’ll do all right. Don’t you worry none about me, Eric Banyon. I’m a big boy and I can take care of myself. You go on and be with your friends.”
Relieved, Eric clapped him on the back—and had to reach a bit to do it. “One of these days—and soon—they’ll be your friends too, if I don’t miss my guess. Okay, Hosea, I’ll be out here Sunday night—about six. We’ll get something delivered for dinner, talk some music, and see what happens.”
“I’ll be looking forward to it,” Hosea said genially, then hauled his duffle up onto his back again as if it weighed nothing and headed for the elevator, his room key jingling in his hand.
Eric just shook his head, watching Hosea go. He tried to imagine all the trouble this guileless country boy could have gotten himself into within thirty seconds of arriving in the city, and couldn’t even calculate it. If he wasn’t a Bard . . .
Well, he is a Bard, and he’ll be fine. And I need to get home and start cleaning before Bethie gets there and has a fit!
TWO:
THE TREES THEY
DO GROW HIGH
By turning himself into a cleaning tornado for a couple of hours—and by recruiting Greystone for things like moving furniture while he vacuumed and then used the steam cleaner he’d borrowed from one of his neighbors—Eric got the apartment up to Beth’s standards of hygiene, with all the windows wide open to let in blasts of borrowed winter cold. He even sucked all the crumbs out
of the crevices of the couch and chairs—something he hadn’t done since before the last party. Ordinarily he wouldn’t have bothered doing the Martha Stewart thing. The floor and most of the surfaces were clear, and what was the good of being a Bard if you couldn’t set a spell around your home to chase out cockroaches, insects, and rodents, after all?—but Beth was going to be a lot fussier about cleanliness with the baby around.
A baby. Bethie had a daughter. Eric could barely imagine it. And the thought that he might have had any part in the deed seemed to be the rankest fantasy.
“Have I ever told you about the time that Kory discovered microwave popcorn?” Eric called over his shoulder as he shook out a match. Just to be sure that Beth’s nose didn’t twitch suspiciously, he was lighting vanilla-scented candles on top of the bookshelves, while Greystone popped the Chinese he’d ordered into the oven to stay warm.
“No. What’d he do? Pop every bag in the cupboard?” the gargoyle asked with a snigger. Greystone was an actual, genuine, medieval gargoyle. He had a fanged doglike face and curling horns, long apelike arms, and hindquarters like a satyr’s, right down to the cloven hooves. Great bat wings lay against his back like furled umbrellas. Except for his big dark eyes, he was a uniform, textured gray all over, right down to the soot smudges and patches of lichen. And despite the fact that he lived and moved and talked, he seemed to be made of solid stone. He’d been Eric’s first friend in Guardian House, coming that first night to Eric’s tentative request for a friend. And Greystone had been a good one ever since.
“And then some,” Eric said. “Gulls ate well that day. You should have seen Bethie’s face.” It had been a sight, for certain-sure; they’d eaten the stuff for breakfast as if it was cereal, with Beth standing over both of them (as if he’d had anything to do with it!) brandishing a wooden spoon to make sure they finished every bite. Even stuffing themselves with popcorn three meals a day, there was too much to eat before it got stale.
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