by Cheryl Bolen
Oh What A (Wedding) Night
As Lady Sophia Beresford (recently Lady Finkel) passes through the gates of her new bridegroom’s country estate and he begins to whisper in her ear of the delights that await her in his bed, Lady Sophia realizes she has made a most dreadful mistake. There’s only one thing to do. She must bolt...
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Oh What A (Wedding) Night
(Brazen Brides Series, Book 3)
Cheryl Bolen
Copyright © 2016 by Cheryl Bolen
Oh What A (Wedding) Night is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
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No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored or transmitted in any form or by any means without the prior written permission of the author.
Dedication
For Annmarie Spiby in appreciation of her support of historical romance—and especially for the many things she’s done to support my books.
Table of Contents
PROLOGUE
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
EPILOGUE
PROLOGUE
At night the invisible line of demarcation between the City of London and its East End became more pronounced as the narrow streets east of Aldgate took on an eerily sinister air. Even the sounds were different here in the East End than those emanating from the solid edifices of The City. Cackles induced by too much gin, incessant crying of unwanted babies, and coarse solicitations from flea-bitten whores were as intrinsic to this neighborhood as its rickety, bulging buildings. Here, human life held no value. Cutthroats would kill a man for two pence.
Which was one reason why William Birmingham never went east of Aldgate at night without a weapon.
On his normal nocturnal forays to the docks where the Birmingham yacht was moored he was accompanied by a virtual army of his family’s trusted guards.
Tonight he came alone.
MacIver had requested that he do so. And when thousands of pounds were at stake, William could be commanded, especially since MacIver was one of the few men he trusted.
As William neared the docklands tavern where he would meet MacIver, he patted his coat and was oddly comforted by the steely feel of his pistol. The very threat of danger accelerated the thump of his heartbeat. In a good way. While his brothers made their fortunes taking risks on the stock market or in staid banking circles, William thrived on risking his own life and limb. He courted adventure with the same fervor that guided Nick and Adam to seek ever-higher interest rates. Nothing could induce him to settle down with the family business on Threadneedle Street. Not when he could help the Birmingham coffers in capitals throughout Europe--or in seedy little taverns in London’s East End.
The Howling Hound public house—aptly named for its raucous noises—was located a hundred yards from the docks and had long been a favorite haunt of sailors. William circled the tavern’s exterior twice, looking for any shadowed figures lurking in doorways. Once he was satisfied he was not walking into a trap, he dismounted to wait outside the tavern for MacIver.
He did not expect danger, but a rich man must be careful in this neighborhood. William had chosen to disguise his wealth by covering his finely tailored clothing with a worn, outmoded greatcoat that did little to protect him from the January chill. He would not, however, concede to riding a nag. Had he need for a fast getaway, he wished to be assured of a fleet-footed beast.
Mellow yellow light from the tavern’s window spilled onto the dirt street outside, and the night was filled with the sound of foghorns and cockney voices alternately arguing and laughing lustily. Before two minutes had passed, MacIver came swaggering up to him. Neither man spoke until the gap between them was less than an arm’s length.
“'Tis good to see ye’ve followed me instructions to a T, Mr. Birmingham,” the older man said.
“Only because you’ve earned my trust.”
MacIver’s eyes narrowed as he peered into the Howling Hound, then lowered his voice. “Let us move away a wee bit.”
The two men strode into the middle of the street. William could barely see his companion’s craggy face in the night’s misty darkness. “You’ve got the bullion?”
“Aye, but we’ve got to be careful. What with the cutthroats and the authorities, a gent can’t be too careful.”
“Then you won’t be able to deliver it to my brother’s bank?” William asked.
MacIver shook his head. “Not for this transaction, guv’nah.”
William’s brows dipped. “Have you not been well paid in the past?”
“Aye, but I’m merely a go-between this time.”
This time? William could not believe that MacIver had ever been anything but a go-between, a bridge from the smugglers to the Birminghams, England’s wealthiest family. He shrugged. “It’s of no importance how we get it to my brother. As you know, my family does not lack for safe conveyances and well-armed guards.”
“Aye. That’s what will be needed now.” MacIver lowered his raspy voice. “This shipment is considerably more valuable than the others.”
“How much more valuable?”
“Eighty thousand pounds.”
Considerably more valuable, indeed. William tamped down his excitement and spoke casually in his cultured voice. “How do we take possession?”
“Ye must wait until yer contacted.”
MacIver’s methods had changed. The man had previously been too greedy to trust anyone else. Of course, previous bullion shipments had never exceeded twenty thousand pounds. “And who will be contacting me
?” William asked.
“A . . . lady.”
“And how will I know this . . . lady?”
“She will be lovely, and her name is Isadore.”
Chapter 1
“I’d rather be dead than wed.” Lady Sophia glanced down at the solid earth some forty feet below and was sickeningly aware of how close she was to fulfilling her statement. She prayed the ledge upon which she stood would not give way.
“But ye are wed, milady!”
Depend on her pragmatic maid to take things so utterly literally. “Wed, but not bed—and I believe that is a vastly important distinction.”
Her maid snorted.
Flattening herself against the wall, Lady Sophia inched toward the corner of the building.
“I’m shaking so hard I fear I’ll tumble to me death,” Dottie said. “Ye know how fearful I am of heights.”
“No one held a pistol to your head and forced you to come out that window with me.” Why must she always speak so flippantly in grave situations? Seriously, Sophia wouldn’t at all like to see her trusted servant splattered on the gravel simply because she herself had made the dreadful mistake of marrying Lord Finkel that very afternoon.
“I’ve been with ye since the day ye was born, and I’ll not leave ye now. Besides, I didn’t want to be around when yer bridegroom discovers ye’ve fled. The servants say Lord Finkel has a fierce temper.”
Finkie? A fierce temper? Sophia could hardly credit it. An affable baboon was closer to the mark. Why, oh why, had she ever consented to wed the bore? Perhaps because he was titled, terribly handsome, paid uncommon homage to her beauty—and had protected her sister’s reputation. In what was undoubtedly the most moronic moment of her life she had decided that being Finkie’s marchioness was preferable to being a spinster of the advanced age of seven and twenty.
That was before he kissed her. The only physical reaction his most unsatisfactory kiss elicited in her was nausea. Because of the kippers. Lord Finkel’s breath smelled—and tasted—distinctly of kippers.
And that bit of knowledge added to the tusk business sent her packing her bags before he had the opportunity to offend any more of her senses.
In all fairness to Lord Finkel, it wasn’t his fault about the tusk business. It only happened that once—the day his valet was abed with fever and had been unable to shave the tufts of nasal hair that protruded from each of Finkie’s nostrils like a pair of elephant tusks. But still, whenever she thought of Lord Finkel after that she had been unable to dispel the vision of those dark brown tusks jutting from his nose.
All of this made her seem excessively shallow and unduly affected by sensory assaults. Which she really couldn’t deny. But there was something else about Finkie that put her off, though she could not express it any more than she understood it. She supposed it all boiled down to the fact that—try as she might—she could not admire the man. He was even more shallow than she!
If she and Dottie could just make it to the corner of the building, they could lower themselves onto the steep roof of the orangery and from there could shimmy down to the shrubs. “Should you like me to hold your hand?” Sophia offered.
Dottie sucked in her breath. “No, please. I beg you, don’t touch me!” Her maid’s voice quivered with terror.
Curling her toes and gripping the stone wall, Sophia ever so slightly swiveled her head to face Dottie, but the night was so inky black she could not see her. “Then allow me to take your valise—or should I say, Lord Finkel’s valise. Then I’ll be balanced with a valise in each hand.”
“I ’av a better idea.”
Her maid’s utterance was followed by the distant thump of the valise hitting the ground.
“A very good idea.” Lady Sophia let go of her own valise. “Oh, dear,” she whispered, “I do hope no one heard the noise.”
“If they did look out the window,” Dottie said in a low voice, “they’d likely not see anything to rouse suspicion.”
Of course. Dottie was always right. (A pity Sophia had not listened to her when she disparaged Lord Finkel.) Anyone who may have heard the noise would be looking for people, which they wouldn’t see because these people were still flapping against a wall three floors up.
“You don’t suppose his lordship will ’av me arrested for stealing his valise?” Dottie asked.
“I daresay he won’t even miss it. Had he need of it, it wouldn’t have been just sitting there quite empty in his library. You must own, it looks a bit tawdry for a man of Lord Finkel’s extravagant taste.”
“Aye, that it does.”
Soon Sophia reached the corner of the edifice and negotiated a turn, relieved to see the silvery- looking top of the orangery. She drew a deep breath and lowered herself until she was sitting upon its roof. A moment later, a trembling Dottie joined her. “What now, milady?”
“We’re going to scoot to the lowest part, then climb down those yews.”
“Ye’ll get yer cape filthy -- if ye don’t break yer lovely neck.”
“Don’t be so pessimistic. The hardest part’s behind us,” Sophia called over her shoulder as she pushed off. Somewhere between the apex of the glass building and the yew trees which skimmed its side, she wondered how long a bridegroom would wait for his bride to prepare for bed. Would Finkie be pounding upon her door yet? Or worse still, would he be using his considerable strength to tear it down? She needed no greater impetus than the vision of her exceedingly strong bridegroom—enraged—to send her sprawling into the yew branches. Rip. She winced at the damage to her silk dress but scurried down the tree, grateful her gloves protected her hands.
While Dottie gathered up her courage to follow her mistress, Sophia collected the two valises, but when she returned, Dottie just sat atop the glass building whimpering. “I can’t.”
Sophia drew an impatient breath. “If I can do it, you can. I assure you, this is a most sturdy tree.”
“But it don’t have limbs like a proper tree. I fear I’ll topple on me head.”
“You put your feet first,” Sophia said through clenched teeth. “And I beg that you hurry. We really must be away from Upton Manor when Lord Finkel discovers me gone.”
The maid eased each dangling leg over the roofline. “I can’t.”
“Just leap onto the tree and slide down. That tree’s not going anywhere. Besides, I’ll be right here to catch you if you fall.” Sophia came to stand directly beneath her maid.
That seemed to ease Dottie’s fears.
A moment later, amid a great deal of whining and gasping, the maid’s feet touched solid ground, and the two women began to tread across the frosty grass of Upton Manor.
Sophia sighed, her breath forming a cloud in the frigid air. “A pity I didn’t get married in the summer.”
“Why do you say that, milady?” Dottie asked, breathlessly.
“Because tonight must be the coldest night of the year.”
“Aye, it’s blustery, all right, but at least it’s not snowing.”
“A good thing, too. Our tracks would be devilishly hard to erase in the snow, and I shouldn’t like for Lord Finkel to find me and bring me back.”
“He’s sure to go to the posting inn in Knotworth.”
“That is why we shall go to the posting inn north of Knotworth. He will, quite naturally, be expecting me to return to London.”
“We aren’t going to Lunnon?”
“Of course we’re going to London.”
“Yer too clever for me. Clever ye were, too, to ’av us dress in black so we’ll blend in with the night, but why did you insist on me wearing one of yer lovely gowns?”
“Because Lord Finkel is sure to send servants searching for me, and they will quite naturally be seeking a well-born lady traveling with her maid. I have therefore decided that we will travel as sisters, and I shan’t wish for anyone to suspect that I’m anything other than a genteel lady of middle class.”
“I won’t tell anyone yer a fine lady.”
“Of cou
rse you won’t. You’re to be a mute.”
“One of them people who can’t speak?” There was a smidgeon of outrage in Dottie’s voice.
“Precisely.”
* * *
He had waited a very long time to make Lady Sophia his own. He could scarcely believe his good fortune. For years every eligible bachelor in the ton had begged for her hand in marriage, but it was he who had been so singularly honored. He alone possessed the three things that had endeared himself to the beautiful lady: his title, his good looks, and his ability to protect her sister’s good name.
Lady Sophia need never know she had been one of dozens he had duped or betrayed over the years, nor did she need to know his greatest source of income came from his arrangement with the publisher Smith. Because of his own exalted position, Lord Finkel possessed all manner of information that wealthy aristocrats would pay handsomely to prevent from being published. The prevention of one particular piece relating to Lady Sophia’s younger sister had won him Lady Sophia’s profound gratitude.
Now he had what he’d always wanted. His wife was beautiful, came with a large dowry, and in a few minutes he would slake his intense hunger for her between two smooth, ivory thighs.
The very thought aroused him.
But what in the hell was taking her so bloody long to get ready for bed? She had said she would come to his room through the dressing room that linked her chambers to his. During the hour he had waited, he had schooled himself to be patient. He had anticipated this night for years. A few minutes more would not matter.
He strode angrily across the carpet of his bedchamber, yanked the stopper off a decanter of Madeira, poured himself a glass, and drank it in one long swig. This wasn’t how he'd planned this night. Knowing his bride was a virgin, he had intended to relax her with a glass of wine as they cozied up on the settee by his fire while he touched her in places that would have her begging to be carried to his bed.
