He was too late for dinner at his dingy boarding house, having wandered far, and he found himself in his room without knowing very well how he had come there, indeed, scarcely more than half-conscious that he was there. He sat, for a long time, in the dark. After a while he mechanically lit the lamp, sat again to stare at it, then, finding his eyes watering, he turned from it with an incoherent whimper, as if it had been a person from whom he would conceal the fact that he was weeping. He leaned his arm against the window sill and dried his eyes on the shiny sleeve.
An hour later, there came a hard, imperative knock on the door. Uncle Billy raised his head and said gently:
“Come in.”
He rose to his feet uncertain, aghast, when he saw who his visitor was. It was Hurlbut.
The young man confronted him darkly, for a moment, in silence. He was dripping with rain; his hat, unremoved, shaded lank black locks over a white face; his nostrils were wide with wrath; the “dry cigar” wagged between gritting teeth.
“Will ye take a chair?” faltered Uncle Billy.
The room rang to the loud answer of the other: “I’d see you in Hell before I’d sit in a chair of yours!”
He raised an arm, straight as a rod, to point at the old man. “Rollinson,” he said, “I’ve come here to tell you what I think of you! I’ve never done that in my life before, because I never thought any man worth it. I do it because I need the luxury of it—because I’m sick of myself not to have had gumption enough to see what you were all the time and have you watched!”
Uncle Billy was stung to a moment’s life. “Look here,” he quavered, “you hadn’t ought to talk that way to me. There ain’t a cent of money passed my fingers—”
Hurlbut’s bitter laugh cut him short. “No? Don’t you suppose I know how it was done? Do you suppose there’s a man in the whole Assembly doesn’t know how you were sold? I had it by the long distance an hour ago, from your own home. Do you suppose we have no friends there, or that it was hard to find out about the whole dirty business? Your son’s not going to stand trial for bigamy; that was the price you charged for killing the bill. You and Pixley are the only men whom they could buy with all their millions! Oh, I know a dozen men who could be bought on other issues, but not on this! You and Pixley stand alone. Well, you’ve broken the caucus and you’ve betrayed the Democratic party. I’ve come to tell you that the party doesn’t want you any more. You are out of it, do you hear? We don’t want even to use you!”
The old man had sunk back into his chair, stricken white, his hands fluttering helplessly. “I didn’t go to hurt your feelings, Mr. Hurlbut,” he said. “I never knowed how it would be, but I don’t think you ought to say I done anything dishonest. I just felt kind of friendly to the railroads—”
The leader’s laugh cut him off again. “Friendly! Yes, that’s what you were! Well, you can go back to your friends; you’ll need them!—Mother in Heaven! How you fooled us! We thought you were the straightest man and the staunchest Democrat—”
“I b’en a Democrat all my life, Mr. Hurlbut. I voted fer—”
“Well, you’re a Democrat no longer. You’re done for, do you understand? And we’re done with you!”
“You mean,” the old man’s voice shook almost beyond control; “you mean you’re tryin’ to read me out of the party?”
“Trying to!” Hurlbut turned to the door. “You’re out! It’s done. You can thank God that your ‘friends’ did their work so well that we can’t prove what we know. On my soul, you dog, if we could I believe some of the boys would send you over the road.”
An hour after he had gone, Uncle Billy roused himself from his stupor, and the astonished landlady heard his shuffling step on the stair. She followed him softly and curiously to the front door, and watched him. He was bare-headed but had not far to go. The night-flare of the cheap, all-night saloon across the sodden street silhouetted the stooping figure for a moment and then the swinging doors shut the old man from her view. She returned to her parlour and sat waiting for his return until she fell asleep in her chair. She awoke at two o’clock, went to his room, and was aghast to find it still vacant.
“The Lord have mercy on us all!” she cried aloud. “To think that old rascal’d go out on a spree! He’d better of stayed in the country where he belonged.”
It was the next morning that the House received a shock which loosed another riot, but one of a kind different from that which greeted Representative Rollinson’s vote on the “Breaker.” The reading clerk had sung his way through an inconsequent bill; most of the members were buried in newspapers, gossiping, idling, or smoking in the lobbies, when a loud, cracked voice was heard shrilly demanding recognition.
“Mr. Speaker!” Every one turned with a start. There was Uncle Billy, on his feet, violently waving his hands at the Speaker. “Mr. Speaker, Mr. Speaker, Mr. Speaker!” His dress was disordered and muddy; his eyes shone with a fierce, absurd, liquorish light; and with each syllable that he uttered his beard wagged to an unspeakable effect of comedy. He offered the most grotesque spectacle ever seen in that hall—a notable distinction.
For a moment the House sat in paralytic astonishment. Then came an awed whisper from a Republican: “Has the old fool really found his voice?”
“No, he’s drunk,” said a neighbour. “I guess he can afford it, after his vote yesterday!”
“Mister Speaker! Mister Speaker!”
The cracked voice startled the lobbies. The hangers-on, the typewriters, the janitors, the smoking members came pouring into the chamber and stood, transfixed and open-mouthed.
“Mister Speaker!”
Then the place rocked with the gust of laughter and ironical cheering that swept over the Assembly. Members climbed upon their chairs and on desks, waving handkerchiefs, sheets of foolscap, and waste-baskets. “Hear ’im! He-ear ’im!” rang the derisive cry.
The Speaker yielded in the same spirit and said:
“The Gentleman from Wixinockee.”
A semi-quiet followed and the cracked voice rose defiantly:
“That’s who I am! I’m the Gentleman from Wixinockee an’ I stan’ here to defen’ the principles of the Democratic party!”
The Democrats responded with violent hootings, supplemented by cheers of approval from the Republicans. The high voice out-shrieked them all: “Once a Democrat, always a Democrat! I voted Dem’cratic tick’t forty year, born a Democrat an’ die a Democrat. Fellow sizzens, I want to say to you right here an’ now that principles of Dem’cratic party saved this country a hun’erd times from Republican mal-’diministration an’ degerdation! Lemme tell you this: you kin take my life away but you can’t say I don’ stan’ by Dem’cratic party, mos’ glorious party of Douglas an’ Tilden, Hen’ricks, Henry Clay, an’ George Washin’ton. I say to you they hain’t no other party an’ I’m member of it till death an’ Hell an’ f’rever after, so help me God!”
He smote the desk beside him with the back of his hand, using all his strength, skinning his knuckles so that the blood dripped from them, unnoticed. He waved both arms continually, bending his body almost double and straightening up again, in crucial efforts for emphasis. All the old jingo platitudes that he had learned from campaign speakers throughout his life, the nonsense and brag and blat, the cheap phrases, all the empty balderdash of the platform, rushed to his incoherent lips.
The lord of misrule reigned at the end of each sentence, as the members sprang again upon the chairs and desks, roaring, waving, purple with laughter. The Speaker leaned back exhausted in his chair and let the gavel rest. Spectators, pages, galleries whooped and howled with the members. Finally the climax came.
“I want to say to you just this here,” shrilled the cracked voice, “an’ you can tell the Republican party that I said so, tell ’em straight from me, an’ I hain’t goin’ back on it; I reckon they know who I am, too; I’m a man that’s honest—I’
m as honest as the day is long, I am—as honest as the day is long—”
He was interrupted by a loud voice. “Yes,” it cried, “when that day is the twenty-first of December!”
That let pandemonium loose again, wilder, madder than before. A member threw a pamphlet at Uncle Billy. In a moment the air was thick with a Brobdingnagian snow-storm: pamphlets, huge wads of foolscap, bills, books, newspapers, waste-baskets went flying at the grotesque target from every quarter of the room. Members “rushed” the old man, hooting, cheering; he was tossed about, half thrown down, bruised, but, clamorous over all other clamours, jumping up and down to shriek over the heads of those who hustled him, his hands waving frantically in the air, his long beard wagging absurdly, still desperately vociferating his Democracy and his honesty.
That was only the beginning. He had, indeed, “found his voice”; for he seldom went now to the boarding-house for his meals, but patronized the free-lunch counter and other allurements of the establishment across the way. Every day he rose in the House to speak, never failing to reach the assertion that he was “as honest as the day is long,” which was always greeted in the same way.
For a time he was one of the jokes that lightened the tedious business of law-making, and the members looked forward to his “Mis-ter Speaker” as schoolboys look forward to recess. But, after a week, the novelty was gone.
The old man became a bore. The Speaker refused to recognize him, and grew weary of the persistent shrilling. The day came when Uncle Billy was forcibly put into his seat by a disgusted sergeant-at-arms. He was half drunk (as he had come to be most of the time), but this humiliation seemed to pierce the alcoholic vapours that surrounded his always feeble intelligence. He put his hands up to his face and cried like a whimpering child. Then he shuffled out and went back to the saloon. He soon acquired the habit of leaving his seat in the House vacant; he was no longer allowed to make speeches there; he made them in the saloon, to the amusement of the loafers and roughs who infested it. They badgered him, but they let him harangue them, and applauded his rhodomontades.
Hurlbut, passing the place one night at the end of the session, heard the quavering, drunken voice, and paused in the darkness to listen.
“I tell you, fellow-countrymen, I’ve voted Dem’cratic tick’t forty year, live a Dem’crat, die a Dem’crat! An’ I’m’s honest as day is long!”
It was five years after that session, when Hurlbut, now in the national Congress, was called to the district in which Wixinockee lies, to assist his hard-pressed brethren in a campaign. He was driving, one afternoon, to a political meeting in the country, when a recollection came to him and he turned to the committee chairman, who accompanied him, and said:
“Didn’t Uncle Billy Rollinson live somewhere near here?”
“Why, yes. You knew him in the legislature, didn’t you?”
“A little. Where is he now?”
“Just up ahead here. I’ll show you.”
They reached the gate of a small, unkempt, weedy graveyard and stopped.
“The inscription on the head-board is more or less amusing,” said the chairman, as he got out of the buggy, “considering that he was thought to be pretty crooked, and I seem to remember that he was ‘read out of the party,’ too. But he wrote the inscription himself, on his death-bed, and his son put it there.”
There was a sparse crop of brown grass growing on the grave to which he led his companion. A cracked wooden head-board, already tilting rakishly, marked Henry’s devotion. It had been white-washed and the inscription done in black letters, now partly washed away by the rain, but still legible:
HERE LIES
THE MORTAL REMAINS
OF
WILLIAM ROLLINSON
A LIFE-LONG
DEMOCRAT
AND
A
MAN
AS HONEST AS THE DAY IS LONG
The chairman laughed. “Don’t that beat thunder? You knew his record in the legislature didn’t you?”
“Yes.”
“He was as crooked as they say he was, wasn’t he?”
Hurlbut had grown much older in five years, and he was in Congress. He was climbing the ladder, and, to hold the position he had gained, and to insure his continued climbing, he had made some sacrifices within himself by obliging his friends—sacrifices which he did not name.
“I could hardly say,” he answered gently, his down-bent eyes fastened on the sparse, brown grass. “It’s not for us to judge too much. I believe, maybe, that if he could hear me now, I’d ask his pardon for some things I said to him once.”
Hector
* * *
IT ISN’T the party manager, you understand, that gets the fame; it’s the candidate. The manager tries to keep his candidate in what the newspapers call a “blaze of publicity”; that is, to keep certain spots of him in the blaze, while sometimes it is the fact that a candidate does not know much of what is really going on; he gets all the red fire and sky-rockets, and, in the general dazzle and nervousness, is unconscious of the forces which are to elect or defeat him. Strange as it is, the more glare and conspicuousness he has, the more he usually wants. But the more a working political manager gets, the less he wants. You see, it’s a great advantage to keep out of the high lights.
For my part, not even being known or important enough to be named “Dictator,” now and then, in the papers, I’ve had my fun in the game very quietly. Yet I did come pretty near being a famous man once, a good while ago, for about a week. That was just after Hector J. Ransom made his great speech on the “Patriotism of the Pasture” which set the country to talking about him and, in time, brought him all he desired.
You remember what a big stir that speech made, of course—everybody remembers it. The people in his State went just wild with pride, and all over the country the papers had a sort of catch head-line: “Another Daniel Webster Come to Judgment!” When the reporters in my own town found out that Ransom was a second cousin of mine, I was put into a scare-head for the only time in my life. For a week I was a public character and important to other people besides the boys that do the work at primaries. I was interviewed every few minutes; and a reporter got me up one night at half-past twelve to ask for some anecdotes of Hector’s “Boyhood Days and Rise to Fame.”
I didn’t oblige that young man, but I knew enough. I was always fond of my first cousin, Mary Ransom, Hector’s mother; and in the old days I never passed through Greenville, the little town where they lived, without stopping over, a train or two, to visit with her, and I saw plenty of Hector! I never knew a boy that left the other boys to come into the parlour (when there was company) quicker than Hector, and I certainly never saw a boy that “showed off” more. His mother was wrapped up in him; you could see in a minute that she fairly worshipped him; but I don’t know, if it hadn’t been for Mary, that I’d have praised his recitations and elocution so much, myself.
Mary and I wouldn’t any more than get to tell each other how long since we’d heard from Aunt Sue, before Hector would grow uneasy and switch around on the sofa and say: “Ma, I’d rather you wouldn’t tell cousin Ben about what happened at the G. A. R. reunion. I don’t want to go through all that stuff again.”
At that, Mary’s eyes would light up and she’d say: “You must, Hector, you must! I want him to hear you do it; he mustn’t go away without that!” Then she’d go on to tell me how Hector had recited Lincoln’s Gettysburg speech at a meeting of the local post of the G. A. R. and how he was applauded, and that many of the veterans had told him if he kept on he’d be Governor of his State some day, and how proud she was of him and how he was so different from ordinary boys that she was often anxious about him. Then she would urge him to let me have it—and he always would, especially if I said: “Oh, don’t make the boy do it, Mary!”
He would stand out in the middle of the floor and thrust his chin out,
knitting his brow and widening his nostrils, and shout “Of the people, By the people, and For the people” at the top of his lungs in that little parlour. He always had a great talent for mimicry, a talent of which I think he was absolutely unconscious. He would give his speeches in exactly the boy-orator style; that is, he imitated speakers who imitated others who had heard Daniel Webster. Mary and he, however, had no idea that he imitated anybody; they thought it was creative genius.
When he had finished Lincoln, he would say: “Well, I’ve got another that’s a good deal better, but I don’t want to go through that to-day; it’s too much trouble,” with the result that in a few minutes Patrick Henry would take a turn or two in his grave. Hector always placed himself by a table for “Liberty or Death,” and barked his knuckles on it for emphasis. Little he cared, so long as he thought he’d got his effect! You could see, in spite of the intensity of his expression, that he was perfectly happy.
When he’d worked us through that, and perhaps “Horatius at the Bridge” and the quarrel scene between Brutus and Cassius and was pretty well emptied, he’d hang about and interrupt in a way that made me restless. Neither Mary nor I could get out two sentences before the boy would cut in with something like: “Don’t tell cousin Ben about that day I recited in school; I’m tired of all that guff!”
Then Mary would answer: “It isn’t guff, precious. I never was prouder of you in my life.” And she’d go on to tell me about another of his triumphs, and how he made up speeches of his own sometimes, and would get up on a box and deliver them to his boy friends, though she didn’t say how the boys received them. All the while, Hector would stare at me like a neighbour’s cat on your front steps, to see what impression it made on me; and I was conscious that he was sure that I knew he was a wonderful boy. I think he felt that everybody knew it. Hector kind of palled on me.
When he was about sixteen, Mary wrote me that she was in great distress about him because he had decided to go on the stage; that he had written to John McCullough, offering to take the place of leading man in his company to begin with. Mary was sure, she said, that the life of an actor was a hard one; Hector had always been very delicate (I had known him to eat a whole mince pie without apparent distress afterward) and she wanted me to write and urge him to change his mind. She felt sure Mr. McCullough would send for him at once, because Hector had written him that he already knew all the principal Shakespearian rôles, could play Brutus, Cassius, or Mark Antony as desired; and he had added a letter of recommendation from the Mayor of their city, declaring that Hector was a finer elocutionist and tragedian than any actor he had ever seen.
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