Mongrels and Misfits

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by Beth Patterson


  Death came riding in on a florist’s spotted pony

  A bright trobaritz of the farther greener side

  Saying, “I seek respite from mortal acrimony,

  So grant me some stable ground while I hide.”

  A moment of disbelief at such gall and sedition

  Despair at once transmuted into song

  I could hear her eternal frustrated condition:

  Why can’t we all just get along?

  She turned to me and proceeded to tell

  Of how we see the same whirling scenes

  Of her steed, no more than a painted carousel

  And the same mistakes imprinted in our genes

  “I am found not in the loss, but in the finding

  I reap not with scythe, but repossession

  That you all may have some relief from the binding

  From your age-old claustrophobic aggression.”

  I spat caustic words like a cornered, wounded animal

  “You could have spared him,” I began to debate,

  “For time is the only true undiscerning cannibal

  And events unforeseen random mutations of fate.”

  I cursed her, I wished that I somehow could break her

  I accused her of being a selfish user and taker

  A shameless fear-mongering mover and shaker

  She calmly replied, “I am the ultimate peace maker.”

  Dark matter, gray matter

  No matter now

  If detained for the latter,

  I will likely disavow

  I wake to the sounds of far-off church bells ringing

  And I try to recall exactly where I am

  There’s no traffic sounds here, just a distant train rumbling

  And the sugarcane sweetness on the breeze close at hand

  Then something else stirs within

  My thoughts go trailing back again

  If I had a bird’s eye guiding light view

  I might never descend

  And it’s dream blue water, dream blue water

  Gut-wrenching flashback to a vision almost gone

  Dream blue water, dream blue water

  Just a droplet of sweetness, then it’s time to move on

  I wake to the sounds of bike bells and shouting

  A medley of foreign words, industrial bedlam

  The memory of northern lights remains on my tongue

  And the finest white widow in all of Amsterdam

  Then something else stirs me more

  My thoughts go back to a time before

  Between states of agony and bliss

  I run until I find what my soul has been starving for

  Dream blue water, dream blue water

  A bit of passion still holds toxins inside

  Dream blue water, dream blue water

  Just a droplet of sweetness is all I need to abide

  I wake to the sound of a loudly-chirping songbird

  Trying to stake out its territory fair and square

  So I leave in quiet exile in search of some peace

  And return with an evening raga hanging in the air

  Then something stirs me, to my dismay

  My thoughts go spiraling away

  It was so close, almost too late

  I almost took to the sea and swam away

  And it’s dream blue water, dream blue water

  Tried to get to the sea, that divine wishing well

  Dream blue water, dream blue water

  Just a droplet of sweetness through the bars of my prison cell

  The tale is twisted before my eyes

  A snake deceptively pure of guise

  Guilt-ridden into submissive state

  Is what they’re hoping will be my fate

  They slam my brothers who would defend me

  And criticize when I champion them

  But those who love us will know the difference

  And bless the journey we soon begin

  The wine is drunk and the song is sung

  It then makes loose of a toxic tongue

  Deep wounds can fester if never sewn

  And the poison spreads into nerve and bone

  Brings raging fever, fear, and delusion

  But I take courage amongst my kind

  And I will drink of this medication

  And sing elixir of heart and mind

  What is true must be brought to light

  And what is free must be unoppressed

  What is anew must be given strength

  And what declines must be laid to rest

  What is reborn suffers fools no longer

  What is weary may play the fool

  What is malignant goes disregarded

  And consumes itself in its manner cruel

  I want to hold you in my arms and sing your soul awake

  Sip dew from the hollow of your throat until my thirst is slaked

  Vibrantly green fresh springtime leaves reflected in your eyes

  Such beauty deep smiling in your soul, open gateways to paradise

  Like two dolphins in deep-sea flight, we move in time as one

  So graceful in our harmony, a fluid dance begun

  Across this sad temple with my lips I will blaze a trail

  Restoring your brightness as I go, through the shadow’s veil

  We have come full circle now

  Old souls with youthful hearts untamed

  We have returned to our innocence

  And Eden we have reclaimed

  Let my light pour into you until your joy is mine

  Eternal hunger and eternal feasting in fusion divine

  All gentleness, passion, power, and grace; all strength and sweetness pure

  That is why I still will never fear whatever fate we may endure

  I want to hold you in my arms and sing your soul awake

  Sip dew from the hollow of your throat until my thirst is slaked

  Vibrantly green fresh springtime leaves reflected in your eyes

  Such beauty deep smiling in your soul, open gateways to paradise

  Well, I was just nineteen when it happened to me

  An innocent damsel running free

  Well late one night I should happen to see

  A hunka-hunka burnin’ love

  Well, he carried himself like he was onstage

  And all he lied about was his age

  But it seems his talent is all the rage

  A hunka-hunka burnin’ love

  Well it seems quite safe, but I have no doubt

  My mother would kill me if she found out

  That I’m in love with an Elvis impersonator

  My velvet sculpture’s gathering dust back home

  I’ve just gotta have a fling

  With the man dressed like the King

  And I’ll follow his tour bus wherever it may roam

  My heart starts racing when he shakes those hips

  And I’d sell my soul for him to kiss my lips

  When he wears those shades, my mind just flips

  A hunka-hunka burnin’ love ...

  Well, I took this sign to mean good news

  When he told me not to lay off his blue-suede shoes

  When he loves me tender, I just can’t lose

  A hunka-hunka burnin’ love ...

  With his hair slicked back, his pants so tight

  I pray to the lord with all my might

  That I’ll never wake up and see the light

  A hunka-hunka burnin’ love ...

  Well it seems quite safe, but I have no doubt

  My mother would kill me if she f
ound out

  That I’m in love with an Elvis impersonator

  My velvet sculpture’s gathering dust back home

  I’ve just gotta have a fling

  With the man dressed like the King

  And I’ll follow his tour bus wherever it may roam

  My heart starts racing when he shakes those hips

  And I’d sell my soul for him to kiss my lips

  When he wears those shades, my mind just flips

  A hunka-hunka burnin’ love ...

  He’s an eye-popper and a heart-stealer

  His fans look to him like a spiritual healer

  The real King couldn’t get much realer

  A hunka-hunka burnin’ love ...

  And now I’ve become his biggest fan

  He calls me Priscilla when I kiss his hand

  Oh, Graceland couldn’t touch this man

  A hunka-hunka burnin’ love ...

  Well it seems quite safe, but I have no doubt

  My mother would kill me if she found out

  That I’m in love with an Elvis impersonator

  My velvet sculpture’s gathering dust back home

  I’ve just gotta have a fling

  With the man dressed like the King

  And I’ll follow his tour bus wherever it may roam

  My heart starts racing when he shakes those hips

  And I’d sell my soul for him to kiss my lips

  When he wears those shades, my mind just flips

  A hunka-hunka burnin’ love ...

  He’s got a voice that would sail a thousand ships

  A hunka-hunka burnin’ love

  I hope success doesn’t go to my hips

  A hunka-hunka burnin’ love ...

  Last night I watched a fervent couple conquer whip and spur

  Hearts pumping in their breasts, along the shoreline they did run

  Til they fled into the ocean and Poseidon’s cool embrace

  And found a world where men and horses live side by side as one

  Tempering desire with a vow of secrecy

  But all the pretty wild horses couldn’t drag it out of me

  Trying to destroy an inner harlotry

  But all the pretty wild horses couldn’t drag it out of me

  If the flesh is more than willing, and the spirit lies as weak

  Then the penalty is grim, as all the pretty horses know

  You’ll be shackled to their tails as they run off in four directions

  And the heart is torn asunder, but the spirit free to go

  Tempering desire with a vow of secrecy

  But all the pretty wild horses couldn’t drag it out of me

  Trying to destroy an inner harlotry

  But all the pretty wild horses couldn’t drag it out of me

  And when I breathe my last, don’t throw me six feet underground

  ‘Cause I’ll never rest in solace for a moment even then

  Just scatter all my ashes on the backs of those wild ponies

  That I may at last run with them, my body to transcend

  Tempering desire with a vow of secrecy

  But all the pretty wild horses couldn’t drag it out of me

  Trying to destroy an inner harlotry

  But all the pretty wild horses couldn’t drag it out of me

  I have wandered in exile a path with no end

  And I have nothing left but my pride to defend

  And driving me onward, a hostile south wind

  Put your hands in my own now, and heed me

  I know not what I’m gaining or leaving behind

  If I’m searching the land for a spirit in kind

  Or fleeing the burdens of my troubled mind

  Put your hands in my own now, and heed me

  It matters not now, when my fears I must face

  If the balance is frail between laud and disgrace

  Then I’ll go to seek refuge in some other place

  Put your hands in my own now, and heed me

  You can’t burn ashes, tear wreckage apart

  You can’t kill a dead man, and you can’t break my heart

  I’m too wise in my ways now to make a new start

  Put your hands in my own now, and heed me

  Wasn’t I naïve, wasn’t I unlearned

  To be floating in a basket down the Nile

  Feeling like the chosen lady

  And didn’t you come along, come along and say,

  “That ain’t no way to treat a baby,

  No way to treat a baby.”

  And didn’t I cry then, didn’t I raise my voice

  With the Pharaoh’s daughters’ staunch reminder

  Of the life I should have known

  And didn’t you come along, come along and say,

  “It’s everyone else’s crime but your own,

  It’s a crime, but not your own.”

  And didn’t you lift me from the water and wash away my sins

  Bare and glistening as if though in birth

  And declared a different day

  And fed me on locusts, locusts and wild honey

  To forge me into a baptist someday

  A baptist like yourself someday

  Didn’t I see it then, that fateful darkest night

  I know the face that hides behind the flame

  Of the burning bush on the hill

  If the brimstone doesn’t kill, doesn’t kill the enemy now,

  Then the brightness of the flame surely will

  Then the brightness surely will

  Now I am the guardian of black sheep, the champion underdog

  Spend a lifetime betting on dark horses

  And behind each one-man band

  I am the patron saint of least favorite children

  And I will lead us to the promised land

  Lead us to the promised land

  Oh, scarlet harlot, oh wicked wife

  I’m the madwoman locked in your attic for life

  When the house begins to burn, I’ll have no protection

  Bad seed, no food for you

  The less of me exists, the less wrong I can do

  I want to quickly fade away into perfection

  If I could only slip through the cracks

  I could be everything competition lacks

  If I could only overcome these basic needs

  Ashes to switches and dust to coal

  Is all you’ll find within my soul

  I’ve been wrong even through all my noble deeds

  Approval can’t be sold or bought

  It’s often given me food for thought

  But it seldom nourishes mind, heart, and body

  Your former trophy is far away

  And only my shell is here to stay

  Skeletal, perfect, glorified, and gaudy

  I stare at this fine jubilee

  The day we thought we’d never see

  Your smiling eyes have never looked so bright

  Though some of us speak different tongues

  In our joy we are as one

  For no dismay can hinder your delight

  We are gathered here today to say,

  “You finally got it right ...”

  Before you heard these wedding bells

  You suffered many types of hells

  But every heartache past now just seems trite

  With history wiped clean away

  The rising sun, a brand-new day

  This morning peaceful warriors unite

  We are gathered here today to say,

  “You finally got it right ...”

  For more than half my life,
I’ve watched you stand and take a shot

  Trying to find out who you are, or rather, who you’re not

  There was a rush to come of age, a youth that seemed so brief

  Fast forward to this blessed day, we grin in disbelief

  Burned and broken was the beast

  Until a sweet wind from the east

  And what you thought of love changed overnight

  Now, have no sorrow, have no fear

  Let’s get this party started here

  For on this day you wed in the limelight

 

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