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by James D. Doss




  For the following nice folks in Taos County, New Mexico:

  Art and Susan Bachrach

  Dennis and Winnie Concha

  Judy Morita

  John and Jeannie Norris

  Rick Smith

  and

  Tyrone and Jennifer Tsoodle

  CONTENTS

  Title Page

  Dedication

  Prologue

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Chapter 20

  Chapter 21

  Chapter 22

  Chapter 23

  Chapter 24

  Chapter 25

  Chapter 26

  Chapter 27

  Chapter 28

  Chapter 29

  Chapter 30

  Chapter 31

  Chapter 32

  Chapter 33

  Chapter 34

  Chapter 35

  Chapter 36

  Chapter 37

  Chapter 38

  Chapter 39

  Chapter 40

  Chapter 41

  Chapter 42

  Chapter 43

  Chapter 44

  Chapter 45

  Chapter 46

  Chapter 47

  Chapter 48

  Chapter 49

  Chapter 50

  Chapter 51

  Chapter 52

  Chapter 53

  Chapter 54

  Chapter 55

  Chapter 56

  Chapter 57

  Chapter 58

  Chapter 59

  Chapter 60

  Chapter 61

  Chapter 62

  Chapter 63

  Chapter 64

  Epilogue

  Also by James D. Doss

  About the Author

  Copyright

  PROLOGUE

  A CRUSTY OLD LADY

  By the gradual falling away of an increasingly frail competition, Daisy Perika has become the Southern Ute tribe’s oldest member. It might reasonably be supposed that the current holder of this title has become feeble in mind and body, but that would be an unwarranted assumption—and a risky one.

  As folks used to say in bygone days, Miss Daisy is set in her ways. And very firmly so. Like senior citizens the world over, the tribal elder is intent on doing things as she sees fit, particularly when in her own home—which modest domicile is located on the sparsely populated eastern edge of the reservation, and not so far north of Colorado’s wilderness border with New Mexico. A universal proverb is: “Hard country makes hard people.” Another, more parochial maxim whispered by those locals in the know is: “Don’t Ever Cross Daisy Perika.” Good advice.

  Ask Charlie Moon, and he’ll tell you that when his aunt wakes up in one of her better moods, she is pure hell-for-breakfast. On those mornings when Daisy greets the dawn with a flinty glint of fire in her eye—look out for the baddest woolly-booger west of the Pecos! Charlie claims that irate stepped-on rattlesnakes, snarling badgers, sting-you-just-for-fun scorpions, and foaming-at-the-mouth rabid packrats—all alike tip their little cowboy hats and step aside to yield the right-of-way to the cranky old lady. And it must be true because Daisy’s Catholic nephew will swear to this testimony on an Anglican prayer book without cracking a grin, and there’s not a hairy-chested hombre in Granite Creek County who’ll call Mr. Moon a low-down, egg-sucking, yeller-dog liar or an habitual dissembler—not to Moon’s face. Not if he wants to keep his teeth betwixt lips and tongue.

  If Daisy had been aware of her relative’s happy hyperbole, she would have dismissed Charlie Moon’s boasts as faint praise. The old lady doesn’t mind playing the heavy—a big, bad rep has its advantages. General nuisances and major troublemakers tend to steer clear of elderly civilians who are deemed emotionally unstable and inclined toward gratuitous violence. Especially when those potential malefactors toddle about armed with a stout oak walking stick and know how to use it and on who—and do.

  On the downside, an eminent lady’s social intercourse is somewhat restricted by the other party’s expectation that a slight difference of opinion might result in an urgent visit to the nearest emergency room. As a consequence, the fractious old soul who is reputed to be the meanest Ute woman ever to draw a breath does not have a multitude of adoring pals who come calling for afternoon tea and crumpets. That’s okay with Daisy, who comforts herself with the conviction that the few comrades she does have are absolutely first rate.

  Right at the top of the list is her skinny, seven-foot-tall nephew. The part-time tribal investigator, occasional deputy to the Granite Creek chief of police, and full-time cattle rancher is (in Daisy’s opinion) as good a man as walks the earth. But being the best of a sorry lot doesn’t make Charlie Moon all that much to brag about. To put it in the words of this woman who has buried three troublesome husbands: “If I was to meet the finest porcupine that ever chewed the bark off a mulberry tree, I wouldn’t invite him home for supper.” Which brings us to the runner-up.

  Despite the fact that she is only half Ute, nineteen-year-old Sarah Frank firmly occupies the number-two spot on Daisy’s Friends’ List. The willowy lass (as they also said in olden days) “has her cap set” on Charlie Moon, whose affections for the Ute-Papago orphan are of a fatherly nature.

  The third member of Daisy’s inner circle is Scott Parris—a beefy, pale-skinned, blue-eyed matukach. The Caucasian cop is Charlie Moon’s best friend and the aforementioned chief of police.

  Of the three, only Charlie Moon is her blood kin, but Daisy Perika considers the trio to be her family. From time to time, closely knit clans get together to share a meal at a mutually convenient table, and for this foursome such gatherings generally take place at a favorite local restaurant, the headquarters of Mr. Moon’s Columbine Ranch, or at Daisy’s remote reservation home.

  One such reunion is currently under way at that latter location.

  CHAPTER ONE

  CAÑÓN DEL ESPÍRITU

  THURSDAY MORNING

  Daisy Perika has resided at the mouth of Spirit Canyon for more bone-chilling winters than she cares to remember. Since the tribal elder now spends about nine days out of ten at her nephew’s vast cattle ranch northwest of Granite Creek, her home has become a place to spend a day or two in now and then. During these occasional visits, Miss Daisy begins by making sure that nothing is amiss, such as an odorous skunk that has taken up residence under the hardwood floor, a pair of frisky squirrels raising a family in the attic, or a broken window where the dry west wind blows dust in. Charlie Moon can be counted on to deal with such problems forthwith, and when all has been made right, Daisy enjoys sleeping away a peaceful night in her own bed, cooking breakfast on her six-burner propane range, and taking long, soul-satisfying walks in her canyon.

  Yes, her canyon.

  It matters little that the shadowy space between miles-long Three Sisters Mesa and the lesser promontory known as Dogleg is owned by the tribe. As long as Daisy Perika has lived in this remote location, hardly anyone besides herself ever sets foot inside Spirit Canyon but those lonely haunts that Cañón del Espíritu is named for and the dwarfish pitukupf who allegedly resides therein.

  But enough about local geography and Daisy’s thousand-year-old neighbor, who will make his presence known if and when he is “of a mind to.” What currently commands our attention (and excites our olfactory sense
s) are the tantalizing aromas drifting out of Daisy’s kitchen. Ahhh … sniff a whiff of that!

  (Nothing smells quite so appetizing as burning animal fat.)

  On the left half of a massive Tennessee Forge skillet, plump pork sausages are sizzling deliciously. On the opposite side, strips of bacon pop grease hot enough to put out a bronze statue’s eyeball.

  And that’s not all.

  In a matching black cast-iron cooking implement, fresh eggs, sharp cheddar cheese, presautéed Vidalia onions, and Hatch green chili are being stirred by Sarah Frank into an exceedingly tasty scramble.

  In a blue enameled pot, tar-black coffee percolates with seductive plickity-plocks. This high-octane concoction is guaranteed to knock off your socks.

  In the top of the oven, Daisy’s secret-recipe, made-from-scratch biscuits are slowly baking to a golden-brown perfection. On the shelf below that, a tray of delicious cinnamon-bun confections are swelling with justifiable pride.

  One is tempted to drop in and tuck a napkin under the chin. Sadly, Daisy’s dining table is set only for four.

  BREAKFAST IN DAISY’S KITCHEN

  After busying herself importantly around the stove—where Sarah Frank was doing all the real work and graciously accepting sage advice from the tribal elder—Daisy Perika decided that her assistant was doing a fairly competent job for someone who was only half Ute. The senior cook took the coffeepot to the table and filled all four cups with steaming brew. This done, the lady of the house seated herself and waited for the girl to bring on the victuals. Daisy knew precisely what Sarah would put onto her plate: two strips of crispy bacon, one patty of sausage, one biscuit, and a just-so helping of scrambled eggs.

  As the hungry fellows bellied up to the table, Sarah began to deliver the food on preheated stoneware platters.

  Charlie Moon offered a heartfelt cowboy compliment: “That looks good enough to eat.”

  Nodding his agreement, Scott Parris upped the ante: “That and then some.”

  So much for original conversation when breaking fast; the taciturn menfolk got right at it with knife and fork.

  Daisy buttered her biscuit, added a dab of Kroger strawberry preserves, and took a bite. I can’t hardly taste that. But even an old body needed nourishment and … I have to keep my strength up. This being so, she chewed and dutifully choked it down. Being of an analytic and morbid inclination, the old soul reviewed the highlights of her decline. First it was my hearing. A second dab of jam on the biscuit. Then my eyes started to get cloudy. Another halfhearted bite, followed by feeble mastication. Now I can’t hardly taste anything I put in my mouth. She supposed that aged people were much like rusty old pickup trucks or antique sewing machines: sooner or later, various parts were bound to wear out. Daisy figured her brain would go next. Some morning soon, I’ll wake up and wonder what my name is. In search of something more pleasant to think about, she looked across the table at Sarah, who was gazing at Moon with big cow eyes. Sooner or later Charlie’ll have to tell this silly little half-Papago girl that he don’t intend to marry her because he’s old enough to be her daddy. The senior member of the gathering helped herself to another mouthful of buttered biscuit and jam. That tastes a little better—maybe my mouth just needs more practice.

  Scott Parris reached for a jar of Daisy’s homemade damson-plum preserves. While spooning a generous helping of the fruity treat onto his second biscuit, he cast a glance at Sarah. “What classes are you taking at Rocky Mountain Polytechnic?”

  “Computer Science, History of Western Civilization, and Statistical Analysis.” The young woman, who had avoided both meats and the bread, pecked at her modest portion of scrambled eggs. “Oh, and Social Studies.”

  “That’s a pretty heavy load,” Moon observed.

  “It keeps me busy.” The slender little scholar shrugged under her blue polka-dot dress. “In Social Studies, I’ll be doing a research project on indigent persons in Granite Creek.”

  His mouth full, Parris was obliged to suppress a snort. After swallowing, the stocky white cop offered this observation: “We got plenty of those characters hanging around town.”

  Sarah Frank took a sip of coffee. “My professor suggested that I find my subjects in U.S. Grant Park.”

  Taking on the role of a concerned uncle, the chief of police eyed the orphan sternly. “Don’t you get caught in the park after dark. Most of those so-called ‘indigent’ folks are wild-eyed dope addicts, whiskey-soaked alcoholics, or flat-out howling-at-the-moon lunatics.” He took a hard look at his biscuit. “Some are all three.”

  A smile played at the edges of the girl’s lips. He’s so sweet.

  “Pay attention, Sarah.” Charlie Moon used his Buck sheath knife to deftly slice a pork patty into four equal pieces. “Scott knows what he’s talking about.” He speared a quarter section with the tip of the blade. “Some of those unfortunate folks are downright dangerous.”

  “I’ll be careful.” Sarah flashed a pretty smile at Moon. “I’ll do all of my research in the middle of the day.”

  The lawmen grunted their approval; even Daisy seemed pleased with the girl’s prudence. And so it went. A delightful breakfast.

  No one present could have imagined what was about to happen.

  When the morning meal was completed, the eldest of the diners opened her mouth to let out a long, satisfying yawn. I feel a nice nap coming on. The tribal elder withdrew to her parlor without a word to her guests or the least concern about who would clean off the table, wash dishes, and so on and so forth. The sleepy woman wedged herself into a creaky old rocking chair and settled in there with her feet on the bricked hearth. A second yawn began to slip between Daisy Perika’s lips. She was asleep before her mouth had time to close.

  A brief siesta is generally beneficial after a meal, especially for those citizens who are older than eighty-foot-tall pink-barked ponderosas. This was not an appropriate time for a nightmare, but the morning’s sweetest dream occasionally walks arm-in-arm with her sinister midnight sister.

  CHAPTER TWO

  THE OLD WOMAN’S VISION

  As with so many misadventures, Daisy Perika’s nap-dream began innocently enough.

  Like a tender brown bean shelled from its dry hull, something forever young was set free from the prison of her old, tired body. As it slipped away into a velvety-soft twilight, this essence of her soul (or so it seemed) prepared to take flight. Her spirit floated effortlessly up from the rocking chair to pass through the beamed ceiling and into the attic. Daisy was intensely aware of every detail in that musty, dusty space. She counted eleven spiders on eleven webs, examined every knot in every pine two-by-six, frowned at a nail that an inept carpenter had bent, and spotted a hickory-handled Ace claw hammer the careless fellow had left behind. But the dreamer did not tarry there; she penetrated the roof as if that sturdy assembly of planks, plywood, and shiny red Pro-Panel was merely a misty figment of her Lower World imagination.

  Up—up—up she rose, ever faster—and spread her strong young arms to soar among those proud hawks and eagles who ruled this airy underbelly of the earthly heavens. As if hours were minutes in this singular dimension, the cerulean sky began to darken with a ferocious rapidity. Roiling blue-black clouds inflated with explosive intent; thunder began to rumble over those big-shouldered mountains that would not be named after San Juan for centuries. Lifted by the sighing winds, Daisy drifted effortlessly over Three Sisters Mesa, gazing down at the sandstone remnants of those Pueblo women who had fled to escape the horror of a marauding band of painted-face, filed-tooth cannibal terrorists from the south. Though the atrocities had occurred more than a millennium ago, Daisy’s dream-eyes witnessed the slaughter of the remnants of the Sisters’ tribe—those unfortunates who had attempted to hide in the shadowy depths of Spirit Canyon.

  But like her feathered comrades who drifted over the scene with serene indifference to the problems of wingless human beings, Daisy’s heart was likewise hardened to the suffering and death unfolding below. Her
experience was like watching a moving-picture show about the horrors of some long-ago calamity where nameless innocents were slain. The dreamer was so far removed from the carnage that it seemed more like lurid fiction than tragic history.

  But, as so often happens with those of us who have no empathy for the suffering of others, the shaman’s experience was about to become extremely personal—and take a sudden turn for the worse.

  Though Daisy did not fall from the sky like a stone, her majestic, soaring form was abruptly diminished to something resembling a tiny, wing-flapping sparrow. No longer the peer of bald eagles and red-tailed hawks, the shaman darted a few yards over the floor of Cañón del Espíritu—pursued by a rapacious predator. The fleeing dreamer did not see the creature that was intent upon eating her alive, but her spirit eyes did perceive a huge owl shadow slipping quickly along the canyon’s sandy bottom.

  DAISY’S JARRING AWAKENING

  The kitchen now shipshape and squeaky clean, the menfolk and the Ute-Papago girl were almost ready to leave Aunt Daisy at home alone.

  After taking a final swipe at the shining dining table, Sarah Frank withdrew to the guest bedroom that she used when staying overnight with Daisy Perika. She opened the closet door to take her dark-blue coat off a plastic hanger, reached up to a shelf for her nifty cowgirl hat—and during the process knocked off a shoe box, which fell to spill its contents onto the floor. The girl knelt to gather odd bits of this and that, which included the chubby snow-white leg of an antique china doll (a brown shoe was painted onto the tiny foot), a jet-black 1940s-era Sheaffer fountain pen with the nib broken off, a red plastic flower, and—something else that was folded in a piece of gauzy tissue paper.

  Sarah picked it up, her smooth brow furrowing as she unwrapped it. What’s this?

  Hers was a rhetorical question.

  The thing she held between finger and thumb was quite obviously a feather. And not a particularly distinguished member of that category of covering that had first sprouted on the nimble limbs of smallish proto-dinosaurs. Perhaps three inches long, its sorry excuse for color resided somewhere in that dreary neighborhood between mouse brown and slate gray. The tip of the feather appeared to have been scorched, and a hint of odor remained that was similar to the unpleasant scent of burned hair. Sarah wrinkled her nose. I wonder why Aunt Daisy is keeping this old thing? She immediately smiled at her silly question. One might as well ask why the old woman had stashed away a doll’s leg, a broken fountain pen, and a plastic rose. They all mean something to her, I suppose. Still, the girl was curious about the feather. I’ll ask her about it. If there was not a good story behind this unlikely artifact, the tribal elder would feel obliged to make one up.

 

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