A Few Minutes Past Midnight

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by Stuart M. Kaminsky


  It read:

  Edgar Lee Masters laying in his bed

  returned to the town he had created,

  the Spoon River that lived inside his head

  where every Miniver and Luke was fated

  to seclusion within the mind of the master

  who coughed, took his medicine and walked

  in his reverie in the moonlit night ever faster

  seeing children he had borne and with whom he talked.

  “You are me and I am you and we are each other,”

  he explains to one man by a mill accident crippled.

  “I know,” says the man moving slowly in pain.

  At the river the poet pauses and looks at a rippled

  pool in the water created by a sudden rain.

  “Time for your medicine,” a hushed voice comes.

  Eyes open, he takes a pill. As the nurse softly hums.

  Reality it too often seems

  comes he thinks to test our dreams.

  I put the poem on the table, got undressed, decided to shower and shave in the morning, and lay down on my mattress on the floor after I turned out the light.

  The rain was back. Whatever gods there might be couldn’t make up their minds. I listened to the sound of the rain pinging against my window. The window was open for Dash, just enough for him to get in or out. It might be raining in. I didn’t want to get up to find out.

  I felt Dash move next to me, curl against my left side. I touched him and fell asleep.

  I dreamed of dead women and a judge who looked like Orson Welles. He sat on a chair above me looking down, his voice echoing in a room about the size of the ballroom at the Hotel Roosevelt.

  “What is the connection?”

  “They’re all dead,” I said, craning my neck to look at him.

  “So is almost everyone who has set foot on this earth. There is a connection.”

  Then I realized that there were people behind me. I heard them muttering. I turned to see a tier of basketball bleachers filled with people: Shelly, Jeremy, Mrs. Plaut, Gunther, Chaplin, Anita, Elsie Pultman, Fiona Sullivan, and lots of strange women, all on the older side.

  “There is a connection,” they said in unison.

  Rita Hayworth danced out from behind the bleachers wearing something you could see right through, something billowing and white. She danced around me, the silky costume brushing my face, and she whispered, “There is a connection.”

  Orson Welles sounded bored when he called down: “Figure it out. Three days and then a decision.”

  “About what?”

  Welles was gone. Dash was seated in his place. Rita Hayworth’s silk sleeve gently trailed across my face and a door burst open.

  I woke up. Dash’s tail was in my face. Mrs. Plaut, broom in one hand, the other on her hip, said: “It is seven in the A.M. and you have a telephone call from Mr. Voodoo.”

  “Thanks,” I said, trying to sit up.

  She came in, looked around, and addressed Dash.

  “You are not to enter my rooms. You are not to eat any more of my birds.”

  “He hasn’t eaten your birds,” I said, getting to my knees. “He isn’t interested in your birds. He can make his own way in the world.”

  “So you say,” she said.

  “He is a free spirit,” I said.

  “You’d better talk to Mr. Voodoo,” she said. “And then I wish to know if you know anything about the poor woman who died outside my house yesterday.”

  She bustled in, and I managed to stand.

  “Why should I know anything about it?” I asked.

  “Because you are an exterminator,” she explained.

  I checked to be sure my shorts were still on, grabbed a T-shirt from my top drawer, and headed for the telephone on the landing. It was dangling from the cord.

  “Peters,” I said, feeling my stubbly chin.

  “Chaplin,” he answered. “I have decided not to hide any longer. I rejected Mr. Butler’s offer of continued sanctuary with proper and sincere appreciation, but I feel it would be somewhat hypocritical of me to hide when I am publicly telling American and Allied forces to face death. I am at home. My wife will return tomorrow. I just spoke to her. She misses me. I certainly miss her.”

  “I’ll send someone to be with you,” I said.

  “I will not act as if I am under siege,” he said. “And I do not wish to alarm my household or my wife when she returns.”

  “They’ll stay outside, in a car. I’ll have them introduce themselves and stay out of your way.”

  “Very well,” he said with a sigh of resignation. “Any news about Miss Sullivan?”

  “No,” I said.

  “The police? Are they aware of my involvement in this matter?”

  “My brother is,” I said. “I had to tell him. But I don’t think it will go beyond his office walls unless he needs you to make a statement when we catch Sawyer.”

  “I understand. I have had a restless night. Something is gnawing at me about this whole affair. Something is odd.”

  “Something is odd,” I agreed.

  “I want you to do your utmost to find and protect the last woman on that list you have.”

  “Blanche Wiltsey,” I said.

  “Blanche Wiltsey,” he repeated. “And I want you to find Howard Sawyer or whoever he really is and bring him to justice.”

  “I’m working on it,” I said, turning to see Gunther emerge from his room, fully dressed in a blue suit with a maroon tie. I nodded. He nodded back.

  “Let me know as soon as you have any information.”

  “I will,” I said.

  Chaplin hung up. So did I. I turned to Gunther who stood, hands behind his back, waiting.

  “There is a connection,” I said. “Between Sawyer and all those women.”

  “Yes,” said Gunther. “At least one of which we can be reasonably certain.”

  “What?” I asked, gauging the distance to my room and then to the bathroom further down the landing. It looked like four or five miles. I wasn’t waking up.

  “Howard Sawyer is responsible for their deaths,” he said. “We must find him. We must ask him. Though by then it will be too late to do anything but satisfy our curiosity. We must recognize, however, the likelihood that he has no motive.”

  “I’ve got a call to make, a shower to take, and Mrs. Plaut to talk to. Can you try to track down Blanche Wiltsey?”

  “Of course,” he said.

  “She could be anywhere in the world,” I said. “Well, probably anywhere the war isn’t going on, which makes the job a little easier, but not much. You have a nickel?”

  Gunther reached into the pocket of his pants and came up with the right coin. He handed it to me, nodded, turned, and strode back to his room.

  I stood, mouth partly open, one hand on the wall trying to remember the number I wanted to call. I thought I had it. I’m not great with telephone numbers. I can barely remember the one on whichever phone I’m looking at and sometimes not my own at the Farraday, but I thought I remembered this one.

  I dropped the nickel and asked the operator to get the number for me. After six rings, a man answered.

  “Woodman.”

  “Al, this is Toby Peters. Did I wake you?”

  “Been up for hours,” he said. “You get older, you need less sleep, get more reading done, more time to hunt and swim.”

  “You hunt?”

  “Hell no,” he said. “What can I do for you?”

  Al Woodman was a retired cop, long retired, long widowed. I didn’t know how old he was, but it had to be close to seventy. Al was usually up for the odd job when it paid cash.

  “I’ve got some work if you want it. Couple of days. Usual rate.”

  “What is it?”

  “Keep an eye on Charlie Chaplin. There’s some nut who may be trying to kill him or just give him trouble.”

  “I’m in,” said Woodman. “When?”

  “Now. I’ll give you his address.
Knock on the door, tell him you’re the one I sent, and just sit in the car, keep an eye on the house, maybe look around once in a while.”

  “I’ll need relief. Want me to get Fearaven?”

  “He available?”

  “I can see,” said Woodman. “Hit the bottle when his boy died in Bataan, but he’s coming back and he’s good.”

  “Good. Sorry to take you away from the water.”

  “I hate swimming,” he said. “But it keeps me healthy. Anything else?”

  “Guy we’re talking about has killed six or seven women,” I said.

  “I understand,” Al Woodman said.

  Al was short, thin with a Walter Brennan face and sparse white hair. He looked like any other old man, but he wasn’t.

  Al Woodman had a reputation. He liked guns, all kinds of guns, all sizes. As a cop he had shot seven people, all justified, though the word was that at least a few of those times he could have shot second and asked questions first. Al had medals. He had a testimonial when he retired. He had a small pension, an aquarium filled with goldfish, and he had very few friends.

  I gave him Chaplin’s address, told him to call me if anything happened, and hung up.

  I made my way back to my room where Mrs. Plaut had rolled up my mattress and was busily sweeping, brushing, and hanging up the clothes I had thrown around the night before. Dash had wisely left through the window.

  “No rain today,” she said.

  “No rain,” I agreed gathering my soap, razor, and a towel from my dresser drawer. “You don’t happen to know a Blanche Wiltsey?”

  Mrs. Plaut paused and blinked at me.

  “Yes,” she said.

  “Who is she?” I asked.

  “She? Lance Wilson is a man. Druggist at Schrafts.”

  “Thanks,” I said, moving to the door.

  “The dead woman,” she said. “The one in the car in front of the house.”

  I faced her.

  “Her name was Elsie Pultman,” I said. “She was murdered by a man whose name may or may not be Howard Sawyer. I don’t know why she was murdered.”

  “Too much violence,” she said. “On the radio. In the movies. What’s his name? Robert Mitchum, the one with the sleepy eyes. Every movie. Shooting. Usually Vincent Price gets shot. Too much violence.”

  “Then why do you go to movies with Robert Mitchum?” I asked before I could stop myself.

  “He looks like my brother Danny’s boy, Ephraim,” she explained. “Though Ephraim is more stupid looking than sleepy looking.”

  “I see,” I said. “Now if you …”

  “Ration stamps,” she said.

  “I’ll pick them up today,” I promised.

  She went back to work singing “The Carioca.”

  I shaved, showered, brushed my teeth, combed my hair, and returned to my room hoping that Mrs. Plaut had left. She had. Gunther was seated at my table near the window, his feet about four inches from the floor.

  “I may have found your Blanche Wiltsey,” he said.

  “That was fast.”

  I went to the closet, picked out a shirt that looked reasonably clean, and reached for my Big Yank pants.

  “Luck,” said Gunther. “A stroke of good fortune. I recalled a Wiltsey Bookstore where I have on occasion located a reference work. It is on Whittier. I called. The proprietor was in early. I asked if he had a relative named Blanche.”

  “And he does?”

  “Yes, a niece.”

  “Niece? How old is she?” I asked, pulling on my pants.

  “I asked that question,” Gunther said. “She is twenty years old and about to marry a United States sailor she has known since kindergarten.”

  “Her family has money?”

  “Her father is a plumber.”

  “She doesn’t fit, Gunther,” I said. “Profile is all wrong. Name is right, but …”

  “I called Miss Wiltsey’s home. The bookstore owner gave me the number. A woman, Blanche Wiltsey’s mother answered. I said I was looking for a man named Howard Sawyer and wondered if she knew the man. And she said that a person of that name had called yesterday and spoken to Blanche.”

  “What did he say to her?”

  “The mother did not know and the daughter has already departed for work. The mother assumed Sawyer was someone at her daughter’s place of employment.”

  “Where does the girl work?”

  I was dressed now and making a decision.

  “Coulter’s Department store. Music department.”

  I knew Coulter’s. I had passed it twice the day before. It was on the Miracle Mile, Wilshire between La Brea and Fairfax, right next to Citizen’s National Trust and Savings Bank, where my former wife Ann and I once had an account. The area was called Miracle Mile by the developers who had bought the land so cheaply and made so much fast money that they had declared it a miracle.

  “Shall we go?” asked Gunther.

  “Let’s do it,” I said, going to the shelf in my closet, reaching up behind a battered fedora, and pulling down a cigar box with my .38 inside it.

  “Shall I get my weapon?” he asked.

  “Why not? If we run into Sawyer, then at least one of us will be able to shoot him.”

  It was early. Coulter’s wouldn’t be open for over an hour. We stopped for breakfast at a busy restaurant called William & Mary’s, two blocks from the department store.

  The place was crowded, the eggs hard, the conversation impossible because of the noise. People ate fast, paid, and ran. We ate slowly and drank coffee.

  Just before nine, according to Gunther’s watch, we got up and drove to Coulter’s. From the parking lot behind the modern, curved-style five-story building, you could enter through a door that opened automatically. We joined the early morning crowd and went looking for the music department.

  The store wasn’t crowded and finding the music department wasn’t hard. Two girls, both about twenty, stood behind the counter of glass cases filled with records. Next to the counter was a stand with a poster on it announcing that Tex Beneke and the Modernaires would be coming in to sign photographs and record jackets of their hit “I’ve Got a Gal in Kalamazoo.” There was a picture of Beneke and the Modernaires on the poster. Beneke had a big toothy grin.

  We moved to the first girl, who beamed at us. She was a redhead with short curly hair, freckles, and a well-developed body and smile.

  “Can I help you?” she asked, looking at me and then at Gunther. She grinned at Gunther. He smiled back.

  “What’s big?” I asked.

  “You mean what’s hot? Vocal? ‘Straighten Up and Fly Right,’ Nat King Cole. Groovy. ‘I’ve Heard That Song Before,’ Helen Forrest. She’s also doing great with ‘He’s My Guy.’ Hoggy Charmichael’s ‘Rockin’ Chair.’”

  “Classical,” said Gunther.

  “Longhair? You’ll have to talk to Sandra when she comes in.”

  “Are you Blanche Wiltsey?” Gunther asked.

  “Yes,” she said, cocking her head to one side. “Why?”

  “My name is Peters. This is my associate Mr. Wherthman. We’re investigators.” I didn’t give her time to ask what kind of investigators we were. “We’re trying to find a man named Howard Sawyer. We understand you spoke to him on the phone yesterday.”

  “Yes, I did.”

  She should have said “how do you know,” but I had the feeling Blanche had a bubbly personality, a good figure, but a poor shot of ever getting on the Quiz Kids.

  “Mind telling us how you know Sawyer and what he told you?”

  “I don’t know him,” she said. “He told me he’d met me a few weeks ago at a dance. I asked him some questions. He wasn’t much for giving information, if you know what I mean. Said he’d like to see me again. I told him I was engaged to a sailor. He said he’d still like to get together. I said I couldn’t do that. He wouldn’t give up easy. Smitten, I guess.”

  “You get a lot of that?” I asked.

  She beamed.

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bsp; “I guess. Some. My fiancé says I’ve got lots of pep. Guys like that. Some guys.”

  “Where did you leave it with Sawyer?”

  “Told him I had to go. He says he has something for me and then he won’t bother me again. What’ve I got to lose? So I say, ‘Bring it by the store.’ And he says, ‘Can’t do it. Can I meet him in Pershing Square on my lunch break? So I say it’s kind of far and I don’t like using the gas. I’m not exactly overpaid. I’m not complaining, but listen, a guy on the phone? You know what I mean?”

  “Yes,” said Gunther.

  Blanche rewarded him with a smile.

  “Where in Pershing Square?” I asked.

  “Bench under a big palm. Said he’d be the guy in a blue suit with a big white gift box in his lap.”

  “And?” I prompted.

  “Said I’d be there and told him no strings or forget it. He said fine. I don’t think I’m going. I just wanted to get off the phone.”

  The other young woman behind the counter was waiting on a pair of women. The young woman turned and put a record on the player behind her.

  “Bolero,” said Gunther.

  “I like it,” Blanche said.

  “Same passage repeated seventeen times, faster and faster, emphasis on different instruments. A brilliant tour de force.”

  “It’s neat,” Blanche said as the music played.

  “It’s not a good idea to have assignations with strange men in the park or anywhere else,” said Gunther.

  I think the word “assignations” threw her. She looked at Gunther and said, “Don’t I know it?”

  “Howard Sawyer is a dangerous man,” I said.

  “You mean a nut case?” she asked.

  “The cashew of nut cases,” I said.

  “So he doesn’t even have a gift for me?”

  “Not one you would wish to have,” said Gunther as Bolero grew louder.

  “So, what should I do?” she asked.

  “Nothing,” I said.

  “He’ll call me again,” she said with a sigh but no sign of fear.

  “We don’t think you’ll ever hear from him again,” I said. “But if you do, tell him Mr. Peters will be seeing him and hang up.”

  “Mr. Peters?”

  “Me.”

  “And what kind of music do you like?” Gunther asked.

  “Swing. Goodman, Dorsey, Hawkins,” she said.

 

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