by K. J. Parker
He sat up, walked to the window and drew the curtains; light flooded the room, scattering the shadows like startled crows. It was probably about time to leave for the dinner party.
I don’t have anything I brought with me any more; all my clothes are new, my boots, everything. I could be anybody at all. But I’m not.
At least there was one thing – the backsabre he’d made with his own hands, the unique mark of his people, unmistakable anywhere. She’d given it back to him – the gods only knew how she’d got her hands on it, but she had a knack for finding things – and he’d hidden it away under the bed, just in case. He knelt down and fumbled for it. Of course, it wasn’t there any more.
Not that it mattered.
‘Feron Amathy isn’t coming,’ Poldarn overheard someone say. ‘He got held up, is the official report; but there’s a rumour going around that he’s dead. Met with an accident, so to speak.’
He looked round, but it was hard to match words to speakers in this mob: dozens of people pressed in tight together, wearing identically fashionable clothes, all with the same well-bred voices, all saying more or less the same sorts of thing. Like monks, or soldiers, or black-winged birds gathered on a battlefield to feast.
‘Sure,’ said another voice. ‘That’ll be the fifteenth time this year. Listen: you couldn’t kill Feron Amathy if you threw him down a well and filled it up with snakes.’
Poldarn wouldn’t have minded hearing a bit more of this conversation; but people were moving, shuffling out of the way to make room, and they’d suddenly gone quiet. Tazencius? Poldarn wondered; but it wasn’t that sort of silence. More shock, disgust and then pained forbearance. It didn’t take much imagination to deduce that the Amathy house had just come to dinner.
They didn’t horrify him particularly. Mostly they were just working men dressed in rich men’s clothes, and they’d had their hair cut and their fingernails cleaned. They didn’t seem in any hurry to mingle with the home side; instead, they hung back in a mob near the huge double doors. Quite likely standard procedure for a peace conference, if that was what this was.
Noja, or Lysalis, arrived, looking older and smaller than before. She smiled thinly at him through the gap between some people, but didn’t join him. Apart from her, there was nobody there he knew, and that was more a comfort than otherwise.
After what seemed like a long time, someone opened another pair of huge doors, and the flock headed through them without having to be told (like mealtimes at Haldersness). Poldarn followed them into a long, high-roofed dining hall, where someone he didn’t know tapped him discreetly on the arm and led him up the side to the top table, in the middle of which stood a wonderfully lifelike ebony statue of a crow with a ring in its beak. That was odd, because he was quite certain he wasn’t dreaming; maybe the crow was a scout that had pitched there earlier to see if it was safe for the rest of the flock to feed. Opposite the statue sat Tazencius, quietly dressed for an emperor; Lysalis was sitting next to him, and on his other side was the broad-shouldered snub-nosed man whom Poldarn thought of as Cleapho, though at school his name had apparently been Cordomine. The table was covered with broad silver dishes and jugs. Poldarn was led to a seat down at the end, between two of the home team, both alarming in red velvet and seed pearls. Neither of them seemed to realise he was there, which was probably a blessing.
Food started to arrive, prodigious in its delicacy, variety and quantity. On the long tables below, Poldarn watched the Amathy house men; they were hardly eating anything, and they kept their hands over their wine-cups to stop them being refilled. Up on the top table, silver dishes were as thick as volcanic ash, and the true nobility was talking very loudly with its mouth full, but not to him. That was fine. He picked off a few bits and pieces from the trays and servers as they cruised by; he had no idea what he was eating, and it didn’t taste of anything much, but the colours were amazing.
‘And just then,’ someone was saying, ‘the stable door opened and in walked the sergeant; and he looked at the young officer, and he said, “Actually, what we do is, we use the mule to ride down the mountain to the village.”’
It was probably a very funny story; at any rate, everyone but him was laughing, and someone suggested that that called for a drink. Before Poldarn could copy the Amathy contingent, his cup was filled up with red wine; then someone away in the distance called for a toast, and everybody stood up, apart from Tazencius. After the toast (‘His majesty’) they all sat down again and started drinking in earnest, even the Amathies. He noticed Cleapho laughing, his head thrown back, his mouth wide open, like someone who’d had his throat cut from behind. But the red was spilled wine or crushed velvet, and a moment later he was sitting up straight again, listening attentively to something Tazencius was saying. Poldarn also noticed that from time to time, apparently when they thought nobody was watching, some of the Amathies stared at him and frowned before looking away.
‘It’s all over Tulice,’ the man next to him was saying. ‘They reckon they’ve got it stopped at the border, though; the only ships coming across are the charcoal freighters, and they’re being unloaded by tender without actually putting in, and they’re keeping the dockers segregated, just in case. I did hear they reckon it won’t cross the Bay; seems that it only flourishes in warm, wet places.’
‘Let’s hope,’ someone else replied, hidden behind his neighbour’s head. ‘Do they have any idea where it started?’
‘Morevich,’ someone else interrupted. ‘By all accounts the place is practically deserted, all the survivors are drifting east into the desert or scrambling into ships and launching out into the ocean, heading west.’
‘Let’s hope they pitch up where the raiders come from,’ someone else put in. ‘Everything comes in useful sooner or later, as my old grandad used to say.’
‘Now then.’ Someone a little further off. ‘We’ve all had a nice drink. How about some entertainment?’
It was a popular suggestion, something on which the home side and the Amathy contingent were apparently able to agree. Many of the men and several of the women too were cheering and stamping their feet.
Cleapho looked up at Tazencius. ‘Well? How about it?’
Tazencius nodded, and made some sort of signal to someone or other in the background. After a brief interval during which nothing much happened, eight men in overstated livery brought in two large wooden frames (like window frames without glass or parchment). Inside each frame a human being was stretched like a curing hide, hands and feet pulled tight into the corners. One of them was a woman, and she looked familiar, although it was hard to make out the details of her face through the bruises and dried blood. The other was a man, in even worse shape; and on the top edge of his frame someone had written, in neat gilt letters, ‘The Mad Monk.’ They were both naked and dirty and thin, with raw ulcers and sores on their ribs and shins. Their heads had recently been shaved, and their eyes and mouths were red and swollen.
The men in livery manoeuvred the frames up onto a raised dais on the right-hand side of the room – they dropped the woman, which caused a great deal of mirth, particularly on the top table – and someone passed ropes over hooks in the ceiling beam. From these they hung the frames, securing them at the bottom with more ropes passed through rings set in the floor. The presence of these specialised fixtures suggested that performances of this sort, whatever it might turn out to be, were a regular event.
Once they’d finished fastening the ropes, the servants got out of the way in a great hurry; which turned out to be a sensible move on their part, because the company around the table were busily arming themselves with missiles of every sort, from soft fruit to the chunkily vulgar wine-cups. The barrage they let fly was more vigorous than accurate. Most of their projectiles banged and splatted against the wall rather than the poor devils in the frames; but such was the volume of shot that inevitably a proportion found their mark. Poldarn saw the man’s head knocked sideways by a goblet, splattering the wall behind wit
h wine or blood or both. Two of the men in the middle of the table were having a contest, to see who could be the first to land a napkin ring on one of the woman’s breasts. Other diners were throwing spoons and knives.
It wasn’t long before the table was stripped bare. The ebony crow had been the last missile to fly; it had been claimed by a tall thin man with a very long beard, who took a long time over his aim and managed to catch the woman square in the ribs with considerable force. The thin man got a good round of applause for that.
After the last missile had been thrown there was a general round of cheering, mixed with shouts for more wine (and more cups). When these basic needs had been provided for by the impressively efficient table-servants, one of the men down the far end of the table called out, ‘Get on with it!’ Everybody laughed and cheered, and two men appeared from the direction from which they’d brought the frames in. They were clearly very serious men indeed; they were dressed in military uniforms, with gleaming black boots and white pipeclay belts, immaculate red tunics and breastplates that hurt the eyes, especially after a drink or two. One of them was carrying a long stick like a broom handle, and the other a long knife with a curved thin blade.
The man with the knife stopped, right-wheeled, threw Tazencius a crisp salute and said, ‘By your leave, sir.’
‘Carry on, sergeant,’ Tazencius replied. If anything, he looked slightly bored.
The sergeant turned to the man stretched in the frame and wiped a section of his midriff clean of fruit pulp and wine dregs. Then he pinched a fold of skin near the solar plexus and carefully inserted the point of the knife, working it in with the skill and concentration of a high-class surgeon. Once he’d made his incision he pushed the knife in an inch or so – he was taking care not to puncture any of the internal organs – and drew down in a straight line, slitting the skin like a hunter paunching a hare. He tucked the knife into his belt without looking down, then pushed his two forefingers into the incision and gently drew the skin apart to reveal the intestines. His skill and delicacy of touch earned him a round of applause from the diners that actually drowned out the noises the man was making; it was hard to see how the sergeant could keep his mind on his work with such a terrible racket going on, but apparently he was used to it, because he didn’t seem to be taking any notice. Retrieving his knife from his belt, he hooked a strand of the stretched man’s gut round his finger and snipped through it. Then he nodded his head and the other soldier handed him the stick, around which he started to wind the severed gut.
The man was, of course, still alive; and Cleapho, who’d looked away for some reason, suddenly jumped up and called out, ‘Fat lot of good your faith’s doing you, Earwig. Your god’s right here, look, and he’s just sitting there. Why don’t you ask him—?’
The man turned his head – following the sound of the voice, his eyes were both useless. ‘Don’t be silly, Cordo,’ he said in a weak, pleasant voice, ‘he’s not that sort of god. You of all people should know that.’ Then his face contorted into a shape Poldarn had never seen before, and his chin dropped on his chest. The sergeant had pulled out his heart. He put it down on the nearest table, shaking his fingers to flick off the blood. Cleapho sat down again; his face was white and drawn, his eyes were very wide. He reached for his wine-cup but knocked it over.
The sergeant was standing in front of the woman, his knife in his right hand, his left fingers delicately probing for the right place, like a tentative lover. Copis, Poldarn thought. He knew without having to look that Lysalis’s eyes were fixed on him, waiting to see what he was going to do; Tazencius too, inevitably. Even if I wanted to save her, I couldn’t, he lied to himself – he knew it was a lie, because a servant, quiet and unobtrusive as light seeping through a crack, had just put something down on the table in front of him, and it wasn’t a bowl of soup or a warm flannel – it was a sword, one sword in particular, the only one he could remember having made for himself.
Nicely done, he realised. Lysalis knew that he knew that if he wanted to (Deymeson-trained, top of his year at swordfighting), with a backsabre in his hands he could rescue Copis, in spite of the guards and the Amathy house officers; he could carve a way out if he favoured the direct approach, or he could grab Lysalis or maybe even Tazencius himself as a hostage— There were only maybe a dozen people in the Empire who could realistically expect to manage such a feat of arms (a few moments ago there had been thirteen, but one of them had since died) but it was possible. Under other circumstances, it would constitute a justifiable risk. Therefore, since it was possible, everything turned on whether he wanted to do it or not; and he had a fraction of a second, a heartbeat, in which to make his decision – he’d choose on instinct alone, and therefore his choice would be irreproachably honest. She’d have a true answer to her question, after all.
Copis. The sergeant found his place and pinched a little flap of skin.
What the hell, Poldarn thought, and vaulted over the table, scattering silverware and fruit with his heels. He didn’t want to kill the sergeant but there was no time not to. The poor fool hit the floor with his head hanging by a thin strap of sinew, by which time two guards were crowding Poldarn’s circle and three more men were treading on their heels. Curiously enough, as he executed the manoeuvre (three enemies, north, east and west; back and sideways with the right foot as you draw, cutting East across the face; swivel round for an overhead cut to West’s neck; as you do so, begin the forward step into North’s circle, an overhead downward cut splitting his skull; the impetus will bring you round naturally to finish East in the usual way) he could hear a dry, thin voice in his mind calling him through each stage – Father Tutor, presumably, though the voice didn’t sound familiar. The other guard, and the fool of a nobleman who tried to stab him in the back with a carving knife, were as straightforward as splitting logs; getting Copis out of the frame, on the other hand, was a bitch.
‘You idiot,’ she hissed at him. She wasn’t pleased. He must’ve got it wrong again; but how was he expected to get things right if nobody told him—?
‘It’s all right.’ Tazencius’s voice, loud and slightly annoyed; maybe Lysalis hadn’t thought to mention her cunning scheme beforehand. ‘Leave him alone, for crying out loud. Get a chair for the woman, somebody, and a blanket or something.’
No blankets at a royal banquet; so they pulled the cloth off one of the tables. It had wine stains and streaks of gravy on it, but nobody seemed to mind.
‘So now we know,’ Lysalis said. ‘Oh well. For some reason I honestly thought—’
Poldarn wasn’t interested; he was looking round at the faces staring at him, trying to feel where the next attack was going to come from. But it didn’t. The worst he’d committed, to judge by the expression on their faces, was a rather unseemly breach of etiquette, the sort of thing they expected from the likes of him but were prepared to overlook, in the circumstances.
Yes, but what circumstances?
‘Screw you, Ciartan.’ Cleapho was looking daggers at him from his seat at Tazencius’s side. ‘You’re doubly pathetic: once for saving her, once for letting him die. I don’t know why people ever bothered with you.’
Perhaps Cleapho couldn’t see the two soldiers who’d materialised directly behind him; or maybe he knew they’d be there, so didn’t need to turn round and look. He sounded like someone who’d just lost a game to an opponent he knew had been cheating; you’d won, but it didn’t count.
‘I’m sorry,’ Poldarn heard himself reply, ‘I haven’t got the faintest idea what you’re talking about.’
While he was saying that, he could already see what was going to happen next; he could hear that voice again, talking Cleapho (Cordo, his real name) through the sequence. Kick back with both feet as you stand up, so that the back of the chair impedes the man behind you; grab the other man’s right hand with your left as you draw his sword with your right and draw its blade across his throat backhanded. Kill the first man, freestyle, in such a way as to get a good posi
tion for killing the man sitting on your right. Precepts of religion: you should be thinking about the death after the death after next. But Poldarn saw, as the chair legs scritched on the marble floor, that Cordo wasn’t going to do as he’d been told and kill Tazencius. At the moment when Cleapho wrapped his fingers around the sword hilt, Poldarn felt the intrusion into his circle, and turned to face it. The yearend test, he thought, and here’s everybody watching.
Here goes nothing.
Nobody tried to stop Cleapho as he strode forward, kicking the table over and stepping across it like a fastidious man in a farmyard. Probably it was because nobody wanted to die just then; but Poldarn could also sense the excitement, enthusiastic sword-fight fans anticipating a unique impromptu fixture. He could see their point: it wasn’t every day you got to watch the two best swordsmen in the Empire fighting a grudge match. Even if you weren’t a devotee of the art you’d feel bound to watch and pay attention, just so that you could tell your grandchildren about it.
In the event, it was all over and done with before it even started; Poldarn saw, clear as day, the stroke that killed his old school chum, before Cordo even reached his circle – there was all the time in the world, no time whatsoever. As the cutting edge caught in Cordo’s neck and Poldarn felt it pull against his sword arm’s aching tendons, his mind was already on other things: now what do I do, when I’ve just butchered the Chaplain in Ordinary in front of the cream of Torcean society? He remembered to pull back his right foot so Cordo’s head wouldn’t land on it as he hit the floor. He could feel the frustration among his audience; it’d all been so quick that they’d missed it. If the circumstances had been just a little bit less grand, they’d probably have thrown nuts at him.
