It seems that two hundred years before, there was a high-technology culture in the northern hemisphere. The way Dahlmann spoke, it was very nearly Mikin caliber—the North People even had some primitive form of space flight. Then there was a war. A war is something like a fight, only much bigger, bigger even than an antitrust action. They exploded more than 12,500 megatons of bombs on their own cities. In addition, germ cultures were released to kill anybody who survived the fusion bombs. Without radiation screens and panphagic viruses, it was a slaughter. Virtually all the mammals in the northern hemisphere were destroyed and, according to Dahlmann, there was, for a while, the fear that the radiation poisons and disease strains would wipe out life in the South World, too.
It is very difficult to imagine how anything like that could get started in the first place—the cause of “war” was one of the objects of my research. Of course the gross explanation was that the Terrans never developed the Umpire System or the Concept of Chaos. Instead they used the gargantuan organizations called “governments.” But the underlying question was why they chose this weird governmental path at all. Were the Terrans essentially subhuman—or is it just luck that we Mikins discovered the True Way?
The war didn’t discourage the Terrans from their fundamental errors. Three governments rose from the ashes of war. The Australian, the Sudamerican, and the Zulunder. Even the smallest nation, Australia, had one thousand times as many people as the Pwrlyg Spice & Trading Company. And remember that Pwrlyg is already as a big as a group can get without being slapped with an antitrust ruling by the Umpires.
I forgot my surroundings as Dahlmann went on to explain the present power structure, the struggle of the two stronger nations to secure colonies in portions of the northern hemisphere where the war poisons had dissipated. This was a very dangerous situation, according to the Terran anthropologist, since there were many disease types dormant in the northern hemisphere that could start hellish plagues in the South World, for the Terrans were still more than a century behind the technology they had achieved before the blowup.
Through all this discussion, Horlig maintained an almost contemptuous silence, not listening to what we were saying so much as observing us as specimens. Finally he interrupted. “Well, I’m glad to see you both hit it off so well. It’s getting too late for me, though. I’ll have to take your leave. No, you don’t have to come back just yet, Melmwn. I’ll send the car back here on auto after I get to Base.”
“You don’t have to bother with that, Horlig. Things look pretty tame around here. I can walk back.”
“No,” Horlig said definitely. “We have regulations. And there is always this Merlyn, you know.”
The Merlyn bunglers didn’t frighten me, but I remembered that cat’s Demoneyes. Suddenly I was happy to fly back. After Horlig had left, we returned to the den and its dim gas mantle lamps. I could understand why Dahlmann’s eyesight was so bad—you try reading at night without electric lights for a couple decades and you’ll go blind, too. He rummaged around in his desk and drew out a pouch of “tobacco.” He fumbled the ground leaves into the bowl of his pipe and tamped them down with a clumsy forefinger. I thought he was going to bum his face when he lit the mixture. Back home, anyone with coordination that poor would be dead in less than two days, unless he secluded himself in a pacific enclave. This Terran culture was truly alien. It was different along a dimension we had never imagined, except in a few mathematical theories of doubtful validity.
The Terran sat back and regarded me for a long moment. Behind those thick lenses his eyes loomed large and wise. Now I was the one who seemed helpless. Finally he pulled back the curtains and inspected the lawn and the place where the car had rested. “I believe, Scholar Melmwn, that you are a reasonable and intelligent individual. I hope that you are even more than that. Do you realize that you are attending the execution of a race?”
This took me completely by surprise. “What! What do you mean?”
He appeared to ignore my question. “I knew when you people first landed and we saw your machines: our culture is doomed. I had hoped that we could escape with our lives—though in our own history, few have been so lucky. I hoped that your social sciences would be as advanced as your physical. But I was wrong.
“Your vice president for aboriginal affairs arrived with the Second ’wrlyg Fleet. Is genocide the ’wrlyg policy or is it Horlig’s private scheme?”
This was too much. “I find your questions insulting, Terran! The Pwrlyg Company intends you no harm. Our interests are confined to reclaiming and colonizing areas of your planet that you admit are too hot for you to handle.”
Now Dahlmann was on the defensive. “I apologize, Scholar Melmwn, for my discourtesy. I dived into the subject too hastily. I don’t mean to offend you. Let me describe my fears and the reasons for them. I believe that Herul Horlig is not content with the cultural destruction of Earth. He would like to see all Terrans dead. Officially his job is to promote cooperation between our races and to eliminate possible frictions. In fact, he has played the opposite role. Since he arrived, his every act has increased our mutual antagonism. Take, for instance, the ‘courtesy call’ he made to the Zulunder capital. He and that armed forces chief of yours, Noggin Chem—is that how you pronounce the name?”
“Ngagn Chev,” I corrected.
“They breezed into Pret armed to the teeth—fifteen air tanks and a military airspace craft. The Zulunder government requested that Horlig return the spaceship to orbit before they initiate talks. In reponse, the Mikins destroyed half the city. At the time I hoped that it was just the act of some demented gunner, but Horlig staged practically the same performance at Buenos Aires, the capital of Sudamerica. And this time he had no pretext whatsoever, since the Americans bent over backwards trying to avoid a clash. Every chance he gets, the man tries to prove how vicious Mikins can be.”
I made a note to check on these events when I returned to Base. Aloud I said: “Then you believe that Horlig is trying to provoke terrorist movements like this Merlyn thing, so he’ll have an excuse to kill all Terrans?”
Dahlmann didn’t answer immediately. He carefully pulled back the curtain again and looked into the yard. The aircar had not yet returned. I think he realized that the mikes aboard the car could easily record what we were saying. “That’s not quite what I mean, Scholar Melmwn. I believe that Horlig is Merlyn.”
I snorted disbelief.
“I know it sounds ridiculous—but everything fits. Just take the word ‘Merlyn.’ In Australian this refers to a magician who lived ages ago in England—that was one of the great pre-war nations in the northern hemisphere. At the same time it is a word that easily comes to the lips of a Mikin since it is entirely pronounceable within your phoneme system—it contains no front oral stops. With its magical connotations, it is designed to set fear in Mikins. The word Merlyn is a convenient handle for the fear and hatred that Mikins will come to associate with Terran activities. But note—we Terrans are a very unsuperstitious lot, especially the Australians and the Zulunders. And very few Terrans realize how superstitious many Mikins—the witch-fearers and the demon-mongers—are. The Merlyn concept is the invention of a Mikin mind.” Dahlmann rushed on to keep me from interrupting. “Consider also: When terrorist attacks are thwarted and the Terrans captured, they turn out to be ill-equipped rum-dums—not the skilled agents of some world-wide plot. But whenever great damage is done—say the detonation of the Company ammo stores last year—no one is caught. In fact, it is almost impossible to imagine how the job could be pulled off without Mikin technology. At first I discounted this theory, because so many Mikins were killed in the ammo blast, but I have since learned that you people do not regard such violence as improper business procedure.”
“It depends on who you are working for. There are plenty of Violent Nihilists on Miki, and occasionally they have their own companies. If Pwrlyg is one such, he’s been keeping the fact a secret.”
“What it adds up to is that Horlig is
creating an artificial threat, which he believes will eventually justify genocide. One last element of proof. You came in on a Fleet landing craft this afternoon, did you not? Horlig was supposed to greet you. He invited me out to meet you on the field, as the chief representative of Her Majesty’s Government in Australia. This is the first friendly gesture the man has made in three years. As it happened, I couldn’t go. I sent my daughter, Mary. But when you actually landed, Horlig got a sliver from his shin board, or something equally idiotic, and so couldn’t go onto the field—where just five minutes later a group of ‘Merlyn’s Men’ tried to shoot the lot of you.”
Mary Dahlmann. I stuttered over the next question. “How … how is your daughter, Scholar Dahlmann?”
Dahlmann was nonplussed for a moment. “She’s fine. Apparently someone pulled her out of the line of fire. A bloody nose was the sum total of her ‘injuries.’ ”
For some reason I felt great relief at this news. I looked at my watch; it was thirty minutes to midnight, the witching hour. Tonight especially I wanted to get back to Base before Demonsloose. And I hadn’t known that Merlyn was the name of a wizard. I stood up. “You’ve certainly given me something to think about, Dahlmann. Of course you know where my sympathies ultimately lie, but I’ll be alert for signs of the plot you speak of, and I won’t tell anyone what you’ve told me.”
The Terran rose. “That’s all I ask.” He led me out of the den, and into the darkened mainroom. The wood floor creaked comfortingly beneath the thick carpet. Crystal goblets on wood shelving were outlined in faint glistening reflection from the den light. To the right a stairway led to the second floor. Was she up there sleeping, or out with some male? I wondered.
As we approached the door, something much more pertinent occurred to me. I touched Dahlmann’s elbow; he stopped, ready to open the door. “A moment, Scholar Dahlmann. All the facts you present fit another theory: namely, that some Terran, expert in Mikin ways, yourself perhaps, has manufactured Merlyn and the rumor that members of the Pwrlyg Company are responsible for the conspiracy.”
I couldn’t tell for sure, but I think he smiled. “Your counter-proposal does indeed fit the facts. However, I am aware of the power that you Mikins have at your disposal, and how futile resistance would be.” He opened the door. I stepped out onto the porch. “Good night,” he said.
“Good night.” I stood there for several seconds, listening to his retreating footsteps, and puzzling over our last exchange.
I turned and was halfway across the porch when a soft voice behind me asked, “And how did you like Daddy?” I jumped a good fifteen centimeters, spun around with my wrist gun extended. Mary Dahlmann sat on a wooden swing hung from the ceiling of the porch. She pushed the swing gently back and forth. I walked over and sat down beside her.
“He’s an impressive and intelligent man,” I answered.
“I want to thank you for pulling me down this afternoon.” Her mind seemed to jump randomly from one topic to another.
“Uh, that’s O.K. There really wasn’t too much danger. The gun was so primitive that I imagine it’s almost as unpleasant to be behind it as in front. I would’ve thought you’d be the first to recognize it as an attack. You must be familiar with Australian weapons.”
“Are you kidding? The biggest gun I’ve ever seen was a 20mm rifle in a shooting exhibition.”
“You mean you’ve never been under fire until today?” I saw that she hadn’t. “I didn’t mean to be insulting, Miss Dahlmann. I haven’t really had much first-hand information about Terrans. That’s one reason why I’m here.”
She laughed. “If you’re puzzled about us, then the feeling is mutual. Since my father became chief representative, he’s been doing everything he can to interview Mikins and figure out the structure of your culture. I’ll bet he spent half the night pumping you. As an anthropologist, you should be the best source he can find.” Apparently she wasn’t aware of her father’s true concerns.
“In the last three years we’ve managed to interview more than fifteen of you Mikins. It’s crazy. You’re all so different from one another. You claim you are all from the same continent, and yet each individual appears to have an entirely different cultural background. Some of you don’t wear clothes at all, while others go around with every inch of their skin covered. Some, like Horlig, make a fetish of primitiveness. But we had one fellow here who had so many gadgets with him that he had to wear powered body armor. He was so heavy, he busted my father’s favorite chair. We can’t find any common denominator. Mikins believe in one god, or in many, or in none. At the same time, many of you are dreadfully superstitious. We’ve always wondered what aliens might be like, but we never guessed that— What’s the matter?”
I pointed shakily at the creature in the street. She placed a reassuring hand on my arm. “Why, that’s just a cat. Don’t you have catlike creatures on Miki?”
“Certainly.”
“Why the shock then? Are your cats poisonous or something?”
“Of course not. Many people keep them as pets. It’s just that it’s a bad sign to see one at night—an especially bad sign if it looks at you and its eyes glow.” I was sorry when she withdrew her hand.
She looked at me closely. “I hope you won’t be angry, Mr. Melmwn, but this is exactly what I mean. How can a race that travels between the stars believe in ill or good omens? Or have you developed magic as a science?”
“No, that’s not it. Many Mikins don’t believe in signs at all, and depending on whether you are a demon-monger or a witch-fearer, you recognize different signs. As for how I personally can believe in nonempirical, nonscientific signs—that’s easy. There are many more causal relations in this universe than Mikin science will ever discover. I believe that witch-fearers have divined a few of these. And though I am quite a mild witch-fearer, I don’t take any chances.”
“But you are an anthropologist. I should think in your studies you would see so many different attitudes and superstitions that you would disregard your own.”
I watched carefully as the cat went round the comer of the house. Then I turned to look at Mary Dahlmann. “Is that how it is with Terran anthropologists? Perhaps then I should not translate my occupation as ‘anthropology.’ Before Pwrlyg, I was employed by the Anavog Pacific Enclave & Motor Corporation. A fine group. As anthropologist, my job was to screen the background attitudes of prospective employees. For instance, it just wouldn’t do to have a Cannibal and a Militant Vegetarian work next to each other on the production line—they’d kill each other inside of three hours, and the corporation would lose money.”
She pushed the swing back with an agitated kick. “But now we’re back where we started. How can a single culture produce both cannibals and ‘militant’ vegetarians?” I thought about it. Her question really seemed to go beyond cultures entirely—right to the core of reality. I had practiced my specialty within the Mikin framework—where such questions never came up. Maybe I should start with something basic.
“Our system is founded on the Concept of Chaos. The universe is basically a dark and unhappy place—a place where evil and injustice and randomness rule. The ironic thing is that the very act of organization creates the potential for even greater ruin. Social organizations have a natural tendency to become monopolistic and inflexible. When they finally break down, it is a catastrophic debacle. So, we must accept a great deal of disorder and violence in our lives if we are to avoid a complete blowup later.
“Every Mikin is free to try anything. Naturally, in order to survive, groups of people cooperate—and from this you get the tens of thousands of organizations, corporations, and convents that make our civilization. But no group may become monopolistic. This is why we have Umpires. I don’t think you have anything comparable. Umpires see that excessively large organizations are never formed. They keep our society from becoming rigid and unresponsive to the natural world. Our system has lasted a very long time.” Much longer than yours, I added to myself.
She frowned. “I don’t understand. Umpires? Is this some sort of police force? How do they keep governments from forming? What’s to keep the Umpires from becoming a government themselves?”
If I didn’t watch out, I was going to learn more about Miki than I did about Earth. Mary’s questions opened doors I never knew existed. My answer was almost as novel to me as it was to her. “I suppose it’s because the Umpire tradition is very old with us. With one minor exception, all Mikins have had this tradition for almost four thousand years. The Umpires probably originated as a priest class serving a number of different nomad tribes. There never were many Umps. They go unarmed. They have bred for intelligence and flexibility. There’s quite a bit of, uh, mystery—which we take for granted—surrounding them. I believe that they live under the influence of some rather strange drugs. You might say that they are brainwashed. In all history, there is no period in which they have sought power. Though they spend most of their lives in the abstract study of behavior science, their real task is to watch society for signs of bigness.
“There’s one watching Pwrlyg right now. If he decides that Pwrlyg is too big—and that’s a distinct possibility, since there are almost twelve thousand Pwrlyg employees altogether—the Ump will issue an, uh, antitrust ruling, describing the situation and ordering certain changes. There is no appeal. Defiance of an antitrust ruling is the only deed that is recognized by all Mikins as a sin. When there is such defiance, all Mikins are bound to take antitrust action—that is, to destroy the criminal. Some antitrust actions have involved fusion bombs and armies—they’re the closest thing we have to wars.”
She didn’t look convinced. “Frankly, I can’t imagine how such a system could avoid becoming a dictatorship of ‘Umpires.’ ”
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