The Office Perk

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by F H John


  Bussed: After suffering a series of rejections, the first from my father, who passed before I was ready for him to, I take the bus home after a soured date. I felt so alone that when probing fingers on the bus turn to groping fingers and more, and I decide not to stop them.

  Party Favor: My boss sends me to Germany every year during New Year’s Eve, so I always miss my best friend’s wild New Year’s Eve party. When business plans fall through, I decide to surprise everyone by crashing, but the surprise is on me. I walk into a scene with my wife on her knees giving herself away as the ‘party favor’.

  Library Play: I spy a man glancing up my skirt as I’m sitting at a study table in the library. Normally I would protect my virtue, closing my legs, and maybe even covering them. My husband hasn’t been giving me the attention I need lately and I enjoy the idea of being looked at, so I let him. I even give him a better view and it turns me on, so I step up my adventure.

  All She Wants For Christmas is a BBC: A car drives into our ditch on a snowy Christmas Eve and a good looking black man knocks on our door. My wife is in her nighty and she’s in the mood for some adventure, so I let her have it. It is Christmas after all and the best gifts are those that come unexpected.

  A Fortunate Accident: My wife frantically asks me to leave work early after experiencing an unfortunate accident during one of her cam shows. I rush home only to find Audrey in the middle of doing a cam show of her own. Her show features ‘Hank the Tank’, my wife’s favorite mechanical toy and she’s giving the performance of her life.

  Lending Lisa : I never expected the note to say anything like what he had written on it. We played a few rounds of poker a week before and the winner got to keep the envelope of their choice, containing the fantasy of their choice. They could play it at any time, day or night. Those were the rules. I expected his envelope to ask me to swallow, or possibly for anal sex, but he had something else in mind. His fantasy was to take away my ability to say no and to see what would happen. As it turns out if a woman isn’t allowed to say no, a lot can happen.

  Blindfolded Birthday : Alyssa is daddy's little girl and buying for her is never easy. Daddy already gives her anything she wants, but there's something she wants that daddy can't provide. That something is permission from her husband to try someone bigger than he is. On her birthday, he puts a blindfold on her and invites his friend into the room, a friend who has the only present she really wants.

  Sassy and Her Sissy: I’m a sassy-b****. I know that and I don’t apologize for it. Being that way does make it hard to find a loyal boyfriend. Fortunately, I found Robby. He does whatever I want—no matter what I ask him to do and the more he does for me, the crazier my demands are. I make him lick and eat things that no man should have to but he doesn’t seem to mind. On our wedding night, I make him wear a skirt and he watches a few ‘real men’ satisfy me because he can’t seem to get the job done.

  He’s going to pay after, though. He uses the strangers to get a little revenge on me, having them do things to me that he’s not man enough to do himself.

  Birthday Clause: I love my husband, but that doesn't stop me from loving men. I'm faithful, but only because I don't want to hurt my husband. Inside my deepest fantasies, there are no boundaries. When my husband asks me for 'the Birthday Clause', I agree. Secretly, I hope that he will get carried away, giving me excuses to act out my wildest visions. Eventually he does and it changes our lives forever.

  I think he’s Asleep : My stepdaddy helps me keep my sanity. My momma’s medicine (Vodka), makes her crazy and I spend all day listening to her insult me. At night, after they both fall asleep, I crawl onto my stepdaddy’s lap and think about all of the nice things he’s done for me throughout the years, but now that I’m older, my thoughts begin to go places they shouldn’t go. I can’t help but to satisfy my newly found curiosities while he sleeps.

  Party Favor 2: I married a stripper and took her out of the club, but the saying turned out to be true. You can take the stripper out of the club, but you can’t take the club out of the stripper. She tried to keep her heart true to me, but ultimately her womanly desires were embedded too deep and when my hunky friends come over to watch football, she fantasizes about being the football.

 

 

 


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