by Ann B. Ross
“No,” Sam said, “no, I don’t think it’s ours.”
“Well, it’s lookin’ a little worse for the wear. The wind was blowing it around, right near where I picked up Mrs. Murdoch’s friend this morning, and I thought it might be hers.”
I gasped and let the door close. Leaning against the wall, I was suffering pure mortification. Sam was going to find out what I’d done and where I’d been, and for all I knew he’d stay at his house, living with Hazel Marie and Mr. Pickens forever.
Then, unable to keep from listening, I eased the door open a bare inch, just in time to hear Lloyd say, “Why, that looks like mine. Where’d it come from?”
“Found it in the street, next to Miss Laverne Petty’s house. You been visitin’ over there lately?”
“No, sir,” Lloyd said firmly. “I know better than to go over there. She told us she was going to fix anybody who snooped around her toolshed.”
Deputy Powers laughed. “She sure did that, all right. She rigged up a sheet over the shed door so it would flop down when the door was swung open. And,” he said, still laughing, “I didn’t believe Mrs. Murdoch’s friend when she said she’d seen a ghost—thought she was confused or something. That was my mistake, so I hope you’ll pass along my apologies.”
I couldn’t listen to any more. Sam was going to want some answers and some explanations, and I declare, I’d about run out of both. I had the urge to get my coat and just leave—and would’ve if I’d had anywhere to go. So who came pushing through the door? The very one I wasn’t ready to face.
“Julia?” Sam said, coming into the kitchen. “You need any help?”
“I’m just putting on another pot of coffee.” Busying myself at the counter, I turned away from him. “They’re having a good time in there, aren’t they?”
“It’s like ole home week.” Sam got a bag of coffee out of the refrigerator and handed it to me. “A deputy stopped by a minute ago to show us a cap he’d found. Lloyd said it looked like one of his, but the deputy thinks a friend of yours lost it. Which was a little odd, because I didn’t know you’d had a houseguest.”
“Well, how could you? You haven’t been around. Besides, it was just someone I used to know. She won’t be coming back.” I turned the faucet on full blast, noisily filling the coffeepot, hoping to cut off any further discussion on that subject. “Did you and Mr. Pickens come to a decision?”
Sam grinned, a sure sign that he was pleased with himself. “Yep, but I had a hard time convincing him. You know how he feels about supporting his family on his own. So I went into this long song and dance about how I’d been all but destitute when I first hung out my shingle and how clients were paying me with chickens and hams and so forth, none of which would pay the electric bill. And how when I wanted to get married, an uncle helped me, practically gave me the house because he was going into a nursing home. I told Pickens that I was simply passing along the help that somebody had given me, as if, you know, it was a moral obligation for me to do the same.”
“My goodness,” I said, touched by his story of how he’d gotten through hard times. “I didn’t know all that.”
“No reason for you to,” Sam said, his deep blue eyes twinkling. “It wasn’t exactly true, but a little white lie in a good cause never hurt anybody.”
My heart lifted as I looked him straight in the eye, sharing a conspiratory smile. “I couldn’t agree more.” And at that instant, I felt a sense of redemptiom for all the little white lies I’d told, as well as those I had on reserve in case I ever needed to tell them.
“Anyway,” Sam went on, “we got that settled and they’ll move in as soon as Hazel Marie feels up to it. We were about ready to join the party here when James came in and started telling Pickens about the prowler we had last night.”
“Prowler? My goodness, did you catch him?”
“No,” Sam said, laughing. “It was probably an animal looking for a warm place. But James wanted Pickens to investigate, because he’d never heard of an animal that could unlock a door.”
I almost said, “That door wasn’t locked,” but caught myself in time. I let it pass, realizing that James had been covering himself for forgetting to lock it, and that Sam understood that. As far as I was concerned, an animal looking for a warm place was the perfect explanation, door locked or not.
“Now, listen, Julia,” Sam said in a more serious tone, “I’ve been wanting to tell you something, but I was asked not to tell anybody. Except now, with Richard out of the picture, I’ve been released to tell you, and only you. Can you keep a secret? I mean, a deep, dark secret?” Sam was smiling as he edged closer to me and lowered his voice.
“Why, you know I can. You wouldn’t believe the secrets I’ve kept, and I’ve never revealed a one of them.”
“Well,” he said, taking a deep breath, “Helen came over to see me the other day—I gave her lunch because she had so much to talk about. Anyway, here’s the big secret: she’s going to marry Thurlow.”
“No! ” I widened my eyes as far as they would go. “I can’t believe that.”
“Well, believe it, because it’s true. Her problem, however, was that Thurlow wanted her to sign a prenuptial agreement. That’s what she wanted to talk to me about. I looked it over and told her she absolutely could not sign such an unfair document. It would’ve given her no security at all, which, frankly, I think is basically what she’s looking for. That, and a free hand in fixing up that old house of his. Maybe him too. Anyway, I showed her how she could turn the tables on him.”
“How? You know Thurlow likes to get the best of any deal he’s involved in.”
“Exactly, but I also know that Thurlow respects anyone who can get the best of him. He admires cleverness, so that’s what we gave him. I worked up a prenuptial agreement for him to sign and, believe me, it secures her future and it covers everything she wants from him and then some, including joining a church. They’ve been visiting several churches to see which one would suit them both when the time comes.” Sam stopped and laughed under his breath. “Helen told me a minute ago that Thurlow scanned the agreement, then grabbed a pen and said, ‘Where’s the dotted line?’ Apparently, he is totally smitten and delighted with his savvy future bride.”
“My goodness,” I said. “I don’t know which floors me more: Helen marrying Thurlow or Thurlow going to church.”
“Well, it won’t be the First Presbyterian. Helen said it reminded her too much of Richard, and besides, Ledbetter really turned her off when he lit into her about divorcing Richard. Told her it was cruel and inhumane to hit a man when he was down and in prison. So she waited, expecting an amiable divorce when Richard got out, which he’d apparently agreed to.
“Instead, though,” Sam went on with a frown, “Richard got both early release and religion at the same time. Absolutely no divorce. He intended to oppose it every step of the way, including a public recounting of her infidelity while he was, as he said, rotting in jail. She would’ve gotten her divorce, of course, but it would’ve been a three-ring circus.”
“Oh my,” I said, “and Helen hates public spectacles.”
Sam smiled ruefully and shook his head. “It was already getting to be a mess with Richard pestering her all the time and her having to sneak around to see Thurlow.”
“Well, have you ever,” I mumbled; then, thinking that this was the opportune time to cover myself, I went on. “Do you suppose Richard knew about her and Thurlow? I mean, he died so close to Thurlow’s house.”
“Without a doubt, he knew. Ever since his release, Richard had been begging her to get back together, then he started following her. Stalking her was more like it. So he knew, and I’ll tell you something else. I checked out Miss Petty’s toolshed right after the deputies removed his body, and there was evidence that he had been watching Thurlow’s house through a knothole in the wall.” Sam leaned against the counter, watching me ladle out scoops of coffee. “I guess he saw more than he could handle.”
“That is j
ust amazing,” I said, looking up at him with an expression of wonder. “And you were brilliant to figure that out when even the deputies missed it. I’m so proud of you.”
I stepped away as a few more thoughts sprang to mind. “I guess Richard should be commended for making Helen a widow instead of a divorcée. He certainly passed on in the nick of time.” I smiled, switched on the coffeepot, and went on. “And you know something else, Sam? Now I understand why Thurlow kept bringing up Miss Petty’s name, implying that she was seeing Richard and might’ve instigated his heart attack. It was his way of steering suspicion away from Helen.” I just shook my head at the ins and outs of it all. “But I will never understand how Helen could fall for him—they are such opposites in every way you can think of.”
“Well,” Sam said, somewhat wryly, “let’s just say that she sees the potential in him.”
“Why, Sam,” I said, looking at him with a teasing smile, “you don’t mean to imply that Helen is materialistic, do you?” Before he could respond, I thought of something else. “I’ve often wondered whether Thurlow had a hand in Richard’s investment scheme and maybe ended up with all that missing money everybody talks about. That could’ve been part of what Richard was doing sneaking around Thurlow’s house—he wanted his wife and his money. Or rather, everybody else’s money, which he stole from them. From us, I mean.”
“Could be,” Sam said, as his arm slid around my shoulders, “but I expect we’ll never know, and to tell the truth, I don’t especially care.”
As a burst of laughter rang out from the living room, Sam’s arm tightened around me. He pulled me closer. “They’re having such a good time in there, they won’t miss us. Let’s go to my house. Just you and me.”
I melted into him. “Right now?”
“Right now.” Sam began to nuzzle my neck, and frankly, it was a whole lot better than watching somebody else’s neck get nuzzled.
My breath quickened. “Where’s James?”
“Off courtin’ somewhere, which is exactly what I have in mind.”
Later that night, after Sam had brought me home, supper had been cleared away, and everybody was deep in sleep, I filled a toothbrush glass in the bathroom. Then carefully tiptoeing across the hall, carrying the glass and a flashlight, I slipped into Lloyd’s room.
Placing the flashlight on Lloyd’s desk so that the beam cast a dim glow in the room without shining directly on him, I walked over to his bed. Standing there and looking down at that boy, my heart filled with love, and, I admit, some sadness too. Sadness because he’d been hidden from me for the first nine years of his life. I’d missed seeing him in his cradle, holding and rocking him as an infant, as I was getting to do with his sisters. I’d missed seeing him take his first steps, teaching him to read, and watching him grow during those years when I’d had no knowledge of his existence.
I sighed because, considering who his father had been, it was just as well I hadn’t known. I probably wouldn’t have appreciated anything about the child.
As I stood watching, I saw how Lloyd was snuggled down under the covers against the night chill—it’s not healthy to sleep in a hot room, you know. His fine hair was splayed out on the pillow, and all I could see was the top of his head. That was all right. It was all I needed.
I knelt down beside him, then hesitated. Being neither an ordained minister nor a priest, I’d not been instructed in the various sacramental methods. Should I pour water on his head or just drip it on? Either way, he’d end up sleeping on a wet pillow.
So, ever mindful of Lloyd’s health and comfort, I compromised. Dipping my fingers in the glass, I flicked a few drops of water on his head. “I baptize you,” I whispered, “in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit. Amen.”
If I’d known how to make the sign of the cross, I’d have done that too. But I didn’t, so not wanting to mess up a sacred rite, I left it off. Then, rising with difficulty—I spilled water all down my gown as I stood up—I asked the Lord to bless my pitiful and unofficial ceremony as a stopgap until a better one could be arranged. Then, with my wet gown clinging to me, I went on to ask the Lord to accept my private effort in the spirit in which it was offered and to protect this child throughout his life, which I fervently hoped would be long and blessed with health and prosperity.
Then I hurryied back to my room, changed my gown, and went to bed, relieved that there were no more misunderstandings, no more secrets to hide, and no more toolsheds to be visited. I could sleep, secure in the knowledge that Sam would soon be with me, the Pickenses would be well settled not too far away, and Lloyd was fully, if somewhat unconventionally, baptized.
Sighing with satisfaction, I pulled up the covers and closed my eyes—everyone in my family was safe, except . . . my eyes popped open—Mr. Pickens!
Well, I thought, I’ll have to think of something else to put him right. There was no way in the world I was going to approach that man in the dead of night with a glass of water in hand.
Alsoby Ann B. Ross
Miss Julia Renews Her Vows
Miss Julia Delivers the Goods
Miss Julia Paints the Town
Miss Julia Strikes Back
Miss Julia Stands Her Ground
Miss Julia’s School of Beauty
Miss Julia Meets Her Match
Miss Julia Hits the Road
Miss Julia Throws a Wedding
Miss Julia Takes Over
Miss Julia Speaks Her Mind
