WHAT WAS THE WILDEST THING YOU EVER DID WHILE MAKING LOVE?
I do like the attitude of the people who answered that they hadn’t done anything wild—yet. And I particularly admire the twenty-seven-year-old woman who wrote:
I have tried most things, from water sports to BDSM, from foods to candles and groups. If It Feels Right, Go Ahead is my motto.
Bravo!!!
A thirty-two-year-old man wrote:
One night I surprised my wife with a little light bondage. I gently tied her arms and legs to the bedpost, massaged and teased her, then made oral love to her with a little added surprise. I had bought our first dildo and I experimented, knowing she would tell me if I did anything wrong. I guess I did okay, since she came twice. Sadly, this was the first and last time that happened, so far.
I can’t help but wonder why they haven’t done this again.
A forty-eight-year-old man wrote:
The wildest thing I ever did was get spanked during sex. I don’t know quite how it happened but while I was fucking an old girlfriend of mine, she just reached around and slapped my ass. I came right then with one of the most outrageous orgasms of my life. She and I didn’t work out and never made love again. I’ve been too embarrassed to suggest it to any girl since.
A twenty-two-year-old man wrote:
Probably the wildest was recently when, while I was having sex with her, my girl asked me to be really aggressive and call her names. I found it very difficult to begin with, but eventually I got really into it. When I called her a slut she came so hard that she almost bounced me out of bed. I’m still getting into it but she’s the greatest, so I’m trying.
A thirty-eight-year-old man wrote:
The wildest was when I slipped a dildo in my lover’s ass while screwing her. She went ballistic.
A twenty-year-old bisexual woman wrote:
Probably the wildest has been a couple of kinky threesomes. My previous girlfriend and I once got together with a man who was into S&M. That was a really interesting evening. He attached pairs of nipple clamps from her to me while we were bound. We couldn’t move without tugging on each other’s nipples. Evil in a nice way.
The ludicrously huge butt plug was quite entertaining as well. I had seen it the night before on his windowsill and went, “Bloody hell, is that a butt plug?” It was the size of my hand! The next morning, I ended up on my hands and knees with something I couldn’t see being applied to my bottom. “That’s not… not the butt plug from the windowsill, is it?” I asked. My girlfriend and our male friend giggled evilly and I shivered in terror. In his expert hands, however, it slipped in incredibly easily (even he was surprised) and life has not been quite the same since. After you’ve had something the size of a small flowerpot up your bottom, things look kind of different.
A thirty-three-year-old woman wrote:
Maybe it was doing it during dinner at a restaurant. I was able to bring my partner to orgasm by jerking him off under the table. The best part about it was that the waitress knew what I was doing. At one point she caught my eye and winked.
A twenty-one-year-old man wrote:
The wildest thing that ever happened was when I handcuffed my girl to the bed and teased her for a good half an hour to the point where she broke down and just kept coming. Then I untied her and we fucked in every room of the house.
A fifty-one-year-old woman wrote:
It was the first time I asked him to spank me, erotically, not so it hurts—too much. Now I love to be slapped on my ass, especially during anal sex.
A forty-seven-year-old woman wrote:
Despite all the jokes I squirted whipped cream all over my lover, head to toe, and then I licked it all off inch by inch.
A thirty-one-year-old man wrote:
In college I dated a girl who liked to be tied up. One time I tied her in a kneeling position and put a small remote-control vibrating egg inside her. Then I had her take me in her mouth and suck me very slowly. As long as she was doing a good job and going slowly enough I would let the egg vibrate at varying speeds. If she stopped or went too fast, I’d turn it off. By the time I finished with her she had had half a dozen orgasms. We were both so exhausted that when I untied her she and I immediately crawled into bed for a long nap.
A twenty-five-year-old woman wrote:
My husband and I were both intoxicated and playing with our toys. One time I took a dildo, lubed it up, and stuck it up his butt. Then I climbed on his dick and rode him. He didn’t last long and I got filled wfth his come.
A thirty-one-year-old woman wrote:
I fulfilled one of my husband’s fantasies. I jerked him off between my breasts until he came all over my face, and then spent minutes massaging his cum into my neck and breasts. He loved it.
A thirty-four-year-old woman wrote:
Lots of kissing, foreplay, and oral sex—but no intercourse. With two guys at the same time. Fabulous!
A forty-seven-year-old woman wrote:
Wild? Well I like chocolate on my husband’s penis, and he says grapes are nice when hidden you-know-where.
A fifty-one-year-old woman wrote:
Possibly holding an ice cube in my mouth as I sucked him. Or being bent over the arm of the sofa in the living room for anal sex.
A twenty-seven-year-old man wrote:
The wildest thing I have done is to get on my hands and knees and allow my girlfriend to fuck me with a dildo, calling me her slut, her bitch… loved it!
A thirty-two-year-old bisexual man wrote:
I had one threesome experience with another couple and I got to try some pretty wild things. I got to perform analingus and sucked a cock for the first time. It was very exciting, and I would love to try it again.
A forty-two-year-old man wrote:
I phoned my best friend’s wife while I was making love to my wife. The friend’s wife is a great woman, fun loving and really open sexually. Well, I called her and told her everything I was doing in great detail. I would say things like, “I’m pulling her panties to one side and fingering her lips,” then, “The tip of my cock is sliding slowly between the smooth lips of her wet pussy,” etc. I knew that her husband wasn’t home that evening and during the call the lady told me that she was masturbating.
The following afternoon she spoke to my wife as if everything was normal! She did, however, mention that she and her husband had had great sex when he got home.
A fifty-four-year-old man wrote:
My partner and I went to an adult shop that had live dancers. We went into the booth, fed in money, and watched them. After a few minutes, my lady gave me a blow job while the dancers watched us.
A fifty-six-year-old man wrote:
I like to play with my wife’s body almost anywhere. While we’re shopping I like to caress her when no one is watching.
One time, when we were checking in at a hotel counter, I knew she had on only thong underwear under a relatively short skirt. I stood behind her, fondled her buns, and played with her pussy and asshole while we checked in. No one else was in the lobby of course!
A forty-seven-year-old man wrote:
I guess it was a threesome several years ago. It was really awful because it was sort of by accident. My girlfriend, her friend, and I had dinner and somehow we ended up in bed together. I took turns fucking each of them, and although the friend was not that good in bed, I sort of went nuts at the thought of the situation and came inside her. Then I couldn’t get it up to finish my girl. She got super mad, and we later had a fight. It was awful.
A twenty-five-year-old woman wrote:
Had it in my boss’s office on the conference desk! What a gas!
A twenty-five-year-old woman wrote:
Several months ago I took naughty pictures of my fiancé. He’d die if I told even you exactly what they were. Now we look at them and it leads to a night of great sex.
A thirty-six-year-old woman wrote:
I had sex with three guys at the same time.
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nbsp; A fifty-nine-year-old man wrote:
I like to tie my wife up on the bed. I have some soft rope and I tie her hands in front of her and her legs wide open so I can do whatever I want. Once I put grapes in her pussy, then ate them out one at a time.
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MOST RECENT SEXUAL EXPERIENCE
Do your neighbors have great sex all the time? I wondered, too, so I asked those responding to the survey to recount their most recent experience. Wishful thinking in a few cases? You be the judge.
A twenty-one-year-old woman wrote:
Last night I went over to my boyfriend’s house and we started out lying on the couch kissing and then moved into his bedroom where one thing led to another. I performed oral sex on him and made him come, and then I stroked him until he became erect again and he performed anal sex on me. It was a great experience. Very exciting, very satisfying for both of us.
A forty-seven-year-old man wrote:
My most recent sex was with my wife in the middle of the night. I was asleep and was sort of nudged awake as she got up to go to the bathroom. She came back to bed several minutes later. As I was falling back to sleep I felt her move and soon she was sucking on my cock. I couldn’t pass up an offer like that so I turned her onto her back and we made love for a while. After a bit I flipped her over and I did her doggy-style. She came first, that way, and then I turned her over and came in the missionary position.
A twenty-six-year-old woman wrote:
My boyfriend and I live an hour and a half apart so we rarely have much alone time. Our last experience was a quickie for me. Sigh!
A nineteen-year-old woman wrote:
The last day my husband had off this month we had the best sex. He ran a bubble bath and surrounded the tub with candles. First we just soaked in the tub for about an hour. Then he set up the bedroom with candles all around. He used cherry-flavored heating massage oil to give me a full-body massage. After about an hour of the massaging, we made love for what seemed like forever. It was wonderful and romantic.
A forty-eight-year-old man wrote:
Believe it or not, the last time was in the backseat of a van after shopping.
A twenty-year-old woman wrote:
That would have been the sex with my boyfriend when I came back from my Christmas holiday. I was supposed to be going to the library during my lunch hour but he practically dragged me to bed and we had unusually good sex. He then spoiled this great start by telling me to piss off and go to the library. He showed no interest in hugging or talking to me. Grr.
A twenty-two-year-old man wrote:
My most recent experience was superb. My partner decided to perform for me for the first time. She is usually inhibited but what got into her this evening I have no idea.
We put on some sexy music—Madonna’s Erotica album—and she got up on the coffee table. Wearing a skimpy dress, with a see-through underwear set, and knee-high leather boots, she danced for me, sliding her hands all over her body. She removed her dress, and began to gyrate. I couldn’t take my eyes off her.
When I thought I was going to shoot in my pants, she removed her bra and began to caress her breasts. She lay down on the table and placed her hand inside her wet panties, masturbating while still moving her body to the music. Finally she removed her undies so that she was wearing only her boots, and stood right in front of my face, still masturbating.
With my eyes on her all the time, she got into the doggy-style position and started to wiggle her ass in front of me. I couldn’t take any more by this point so I got up and began to lick her anus. Her body began to spasm and she turned over so I could lick her cunt. Then she stopped me, pushed me back into my seat, and sucked my cock and twisted my nipples. Then she stopped and lay back down on the table, still rubbing herself. She told me to stand over her, and masturbate all over her breasts. As she began to come, so did I, shooting all over her body. I am hoping that she will perform for me again sometime soon, and maybe next time we might use a camera.
A thirty-three-year-old woman wrote:
A few night ago, after reading some of your book Velvet Whispers, I was in the mood for some experimenting. After I verified that my boyfriend was okay with it, I took out a vibrating egg that we had bought a few months ago. I had never used this on him and I wanted to know how it would feel. I sat down between his legs and started to run it around his crotch in little circles. As I neared his penis I could see it stretch and grow.
I went over his balls and back to his anus, watching his face to see how much he enjoyed what I was doing and asking if it felt good. He told me it was fantastic and his cock agreed. I couldn’t resist the temptation, so I took him in my mouth. With his penis in my mouth and the vibration on his prostate, he just went up the wall.
After a few minutes, since I wanted more than this, I straddled his crotch. I was so wet just seeing him enjoy my ministrations that it was easy to impale myself on him. When I pressed the egg against my clitoris we both went ballistic. He said that he could feel the vibration through my body. Let me tell you that we had reached orgasm at the same time, which never happened before.
A sixty-year-old man wrote:
I have to confess that my most recent sex was not with my wife. I arranged to meet my woman friend from another part of the country, for a day. She came by train and we told her husband and my wife that we were going to visit an exhibition in the trade fair in Amsterdam. In reality we drove to a hotel and had a room from thirteen to seventeen hundred hours. During that time we were in bed constantly and made love in ways neither of us had experienced in our own marriages! We had oral sex and did all kinds of things, both screaming with joy when coming.
A thirty-eight-year-old man wrote:
My wife came to bed late a few nights ago. I was already asleep so she stripped naked and woke me by getting me hard with her hand, then with her mouth.
A thirty-three-year-old woman wrote:
My most recent, ha ha, was five years ago. I am now talking to a guy on the Internet and we are planning on getting together. I’m so much more knowledgeable now and he will most definitely be the best I’ve ever had.
A thirty-one-year-old man wrote:
My girlfriend came over to my house last evening and I cooked dinner for her. Then we made love in the living room while watching porn and matching what they were doing on the TV.
A forty-seven-year-old woman wrote:
My husband and I work at the same place. The last time we did it we were in the office supply room up against the filing cabinets. Really intense!
I’d love to know more details about that one.
A twenty-three-year-old woman wrote:
My husband and I have just entered the world of light bondage. I say light because we’re not really into whips or pain but tying each other up is great. To feel totally powerless with someone who loves you having free rein over you, up to and including having total control of your orgasm, is a powerful drug!!!
A twenty-five-year-old woman wrote:
Last night my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex in a hurry because his friends were coming over. The stress got to him and he kept falling out. Not one of his better moments; in fact that was a first for us.
A twenty-seven-year-old woman wrote:
The other night I wanted him so while we were cuddling on the couch I reached into his shorts and kept fondling him until he was nice and hard. Then I wiggled my bottom against him until he started fondling my nipples.
He tuned the TV to a porno station for a little bit, just to get us a little hornier. I slipped out of my clothes, suggested he do the same, and we just rubbed up against each other for a bit. I pressed against him and whispered, “Please?” He entered me from behind, while one hand was rubbing my clit, and the other was rolling my nipples between his fingers. I pressed my body against him to meet his strokes until he came.
A thirty-year-old woman wrote:
My most recent was with a long-term fling. We call each other when one o
f us is in the mood—just a sex thing. It’s always late at night and is very hot and passionate. Generally we only get an hour or two of sleep. This time, it started out without foreplay but it ended up being a very long session. We slept for a couple of hours and woke up and had sex again.
A forty-five-year-old woman wrote:
My most recent experience was with a nondescript lover in a relationship I knew wasn’t going to go anywhere. There was no spark, no joie de vivre, no electrical pulses in our lovemaking. He was on top, I was on the bottom, and I didn’t have an orgasm. I got, as they say, “fucked.”
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